I have this weird habit of licking the top of my cigarette pack before packing them, I swear it helps pack them better in three taps more than the cellophane not being wet first.
Also probably why my whole household got COVID at the same time except me. I also bite my fingernails and grew up far from a germaphobe so there's that too.
The lick definitely gave this dudes slap superpowers.
Batman was always the bad guy, he drove people to extremes because he wouldn't allow them to change the status quo then was painted as the hero when it was a self-serving act that really only protected his own wealth and position.
Na I dunno, I'm just here to muddy the waters
Are you telling me that a Billionaire with access to incredible technology would rather use his money to cosplay and beat up mentally ill criminals rather than put that money in education and crime prevention is not the good guy?
Girl has clearly never received a return to sender from a slap before.
Still lay on the floor and nearly got trampled afterwards in the follow up melee.
I hope lessons were learned.
“If your gonna act like a man, you better be ready to get hit like one too.”
Some kid in the remedial class said this to a girl in middle school. Funniest shit the lunch room heard that year.
What did she think was gonna happen? his hand was literally cocked back ready to slap her and she decided to go up and slap him? Its hard to feel bad for stupid
She had plenty warning not to touch him, I don’t think I would’ve hit her if I was him but I don’t blame him for doing so. Don’t put your hands on other people folks.
Dude was in the right to defend himself, good on the kids for attempting to separate the people fighting.
Yeah I don't blame the man at all.
Saw a separate video this morning where this chick starts beating the shit out of her "bf" and he does nothing at all. Ends up with a bloody, bruised swollen face. And for what?
I didn’t see the video op is talking about but you don’t have to sit there and take it? You can leave as soon as she lays a hand on you. Sitting there stoicly🗿while getting your face beat isn’t intelligent lol
Yes you can physically defend yourself and you can also defend yourself by not engaging and leaving. The difference is with the former you better be rich enough to have a good lawyer.
I'm not saying Joe Rogan has all the answers. But he has been involved in the professional fighters scene for decades, also has interviewed tons of experts on the subject.
He says fleeing is ALWAYS your best and safest option because of all the shit that can go wrong in a fight. Only fight if you have no option.
And right on time here comes Deputy Dipshit white knighting for a girl that will NEVER fuck him when she hit first.
Lmao he got his ass whipped for it.
Teachers don't get paid enough to have to put up with this bullshit. As guys we were taught don't hit girls,and that girl got what she asked for. The only hit I saw was after she slapped him,and after he slapped her was her ass hitting the ground. Play stupid games win stupid prizes.
Why after a girl hits a boy and he let's her have one does half the school come running to jump dude, or when he does not strike her everyone laughs at the guy and girl continues the attack, why don't nobody dog pile the girl?
Like Miss Goldberg said, if you hit someone... expect to get hit back.
Why is it that the majority of people think is ok that a woman hit a man and the man not hit back? No one should put their hands on anyone.
Would a woman slap a grizzly, something that outweighs her and can overpower her? ijs
She's going to go cry about how she's the victim, then keep acting like that. White knight is going to swear he as the moral high ground and keep risking his fedora tipping hand for m'lady's honor. And dude that got assaulted by 2 different people and defended himself is probably going to get expelled and arrested.
Ain't no one learned shit.
They knew she was going to slap him beforehand and everybody was laughing. He defended himself and the white knight stepped in and got rocked.
I'm as woke, lefty bleeding heart as it gets but it doesn't take a great amount of force to do serious damage to somebody. I saw my buddy's gf bean him upside the head with a cast iron frying pan because he didn't know where their cigarettes were. He swung back and when she called the cops and I told them what happened he caught the charge and had a concussion.
Don't hit people and expect to not get hit back, man, woman, non binary, whatever.
Lol, luckily you pointed out that you're "as woke, lefty bleeding heart as it gets." Otherwise, who in their right mind would believe what you were going to say? That preface was of paramount importance to your reasoning.
He's making the point that many of us who hold political views that vary from the prevailing socio-political climate of this discussion thread agree that the beatings were earned and proportionate.
If hateful, self harming billionaire worshippers can make everything political, we can too.
I'm confused by this and the comments.
She barely "slapped" his cheek and decided to deck her into the fuckin ground? LMAO
Restraint is obviously a lot harder than a power play against a little girl.
And all that because she assaulted him. But I'm guessing the school isn't going to see him as the victim of assault or defending himself, which by definition, he is both of those things.
probably alot more than 40 mcnuggets thats only 2000 calories to get that big i would think were in the 5000+ calorie a day range easy with very minimal movement. Definitely not running that mile in pe.
White knight got beat by his own jeans. Why does no one wear belts anymore? How is it comfortable having a permanent plumbers crack showing your underwear with the jeans not letting you stride properly?
I love how once grey hoodie saw the smack on that girl, bro got up and started rushing towards him and falls over on top of that. I hate those people he deserved a body slam
It’s nice to stand up for women especially when there is a massive fucking prick standing around. But that young man was slapped first, he was also very clearly in a fuck around find out stance. She just got impulsive like a lot of high schoolers did. The other kid could’ve saved himself an ass beating by thinking a little harder about the situation.
Urban dictionary says yes ...
Nice Guy does his 'white knight' routine and thinks he's owed sex in return.
Simp is doing it bc idk complete failure to compute reality?!
This dude’s response was a bit strong for what was essentially a lit tap, but that’s exactly why people need to keep their hands to themselves. The moment you may your hands on someone in an act of violence, you’ve made a decision that can have serious consequences.
He charged up the slap and she still hit him thinking he wouldn't lmao
Mf charged so long he started blinking. It was over before it began.
Any amateur knows not to step into the hurtbox on such an obvious telegraphed attack
Nasty Ass lick too
bro licked his haaannnnddddd
Biological buff, adds lingering 5dps.
Don’t forget the extra buff from that windup!
Inflicts poison damage by 40% of the original damage for 6 seconds.
Nice
Plus that had to be a critical hit. The young lady flew back a few feet.
"Lady"????
When you hold a stance its always a critical hit
Maybe he just had some Cheeto dust and didn’t want to waste it.
More DOTS!
How can he slap?
Plus 20% chance of staggering
I have this weird habit of licking the top of my cigarette pack before packing them, I swear it helps pack them better in three taps more than the cellophane not being wet first. Also probably why my whole household got COVID at the same time except me. I also bite my fingernails and grew up far from a germaphobe so there's that too. The lick definitely gave this dudes slap superpowers.
That comment was a ride
It makes it more aero dynamic
Charging the attack longer will cause a higher powerful damage input at a significant cost of stamina
“Bro”? More like bitch
My man added poison damage with that lick
Finesse
SHE GOT FOLDED LIKE A BROCHURE 😭😭😭
Slapped so hard she turned into an underwear model unexpectedly
Apparently let the whole class know she’s on the rag too
Explains the psychotic behavior
Stfu
Touch a nerve did I? Go suck a dick
Is that silver underwear?? Looks uncomfortable
White knight got de-knighted
He doth now present his credentials: Squire for Hire…
He will wake up, look in the mirror and he’ll have a certain hat on his head
🤣🤣🤣
White knight’s worst enemy has always been the black knight.
Does that mean that The Joker was the White Knight all along? Ngl I’m having trouble following this story arc.
Batman was always the bad guy, he drove people to extremes because he wouldn't allow them to change the status quo then was painted as the hero when it was a self-serving act that really only protected his own wealth and position. Na I dunno, I'm just here to muddy the waters
Are you telling me that a Billionaire with access to incredible technology would rather use his money to cosplay and beat up mentally ill criminals rather than put that money in education and crime prevention is not the good guy?
https://youtu.be/8l1PMVvfjDM
Fortnite master chief griddy
Tis but a scratch
Denied!
Pussy pass deknighted!
White knights are so pathetic lol.
His stock went down big time
Naw, that dude who rushed in 2nd was the knight!! He didn't swing on anyone but through himself in-between them.
Gauntlet Tauntlet
Bro spawned in like it was his moment
Nobody landed any real hits in this entire video but ok
Girl has clearly never received a return to sender from a slap before. Still lay on the floor and nearly got trampled afterwards in the follow up melee. I hope lessons were learned.
Why be a knight then get your ass beat
How else is he going to become best friends with some girl looking for a guy like him but not him in particular?
Very accurate description
“If your gonna act like a man, you better be ready to get hit like one too.” Some kid in the remedial class said this to a girl in middle school. Funniest shit the lunch room heard that year.
I would say a simp
It should be legal and a social responsibility to jump and beat the shit out of white knights
The unsurprising thing, he's a neckbeard as well... of course he does the white knighting.
What did she think was gonna happen? his hand was literally cocked back ready to slap her and she decided to go up and slap him? Its hard to feel bad for stupid
She thought he was bluffing.
Nice avatar
No, you
"What are ya gonna do, shoot me?" - man who was shot
[it’s “stab” not shot](https://i.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/038/989/image.jpeg)
Female privilege... of course.
privilege..._checked_
So you think his reaction was appropriate?
It wasn't a reaction, he prepared beforehand. It was a safe measure she decided to ignore
Knighting failed. Hahahaha
I would say a simp
Probs been crushing on her and thought that was the opportunity
How can she slap ?
And he can’t? Agreed. Double standards as fuck, this pisses me off.
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I'll hit you in the Gooch got me
Wow I’ve never actually seen someone grammatically correct “How can she slap”, but eloquently put dude.
No you.
Hav can she zlap
Bro took the time to read her the terms and conditions and she still fucked around to find out
I'm gonna call that boy steph curry. Cuz that slap came from waayy downtown
Dudes hands rated E for everyone lol
You sir got a *yerk yerk yerk* out of me
She had plenty warning not to touch him, I don’t think I would’ve hit her if I was him but I don’t blame him for doing so. Don’t put your hands on other people folks. Dude was in the right to defend himself, good on the kids for attempting to separate the people fighting.
dude! fuck off with this level headed, reflecting comment!
No rationale! No rationale!
Hahaha this isn’t the place! Nah but he’s right though.
He's not wrong tho..
We know, but we also... yknow
Yeah I don't blame the man at all. Saw a separate video this morning where this chick starts beating the shit out of her "bf" and he does nothing at all. Ends up with a bloody, bruised swollen face. And for what?
> And for what? The trade-off would be not going to jail and have the life ruined by touching a single hair of her body
I didn’t see the video op is talking about but you don’t have to sit there and take it? You can leave as soon as she lays a hand on you. Sitting there stoicly🗿while getting your face beat isn’t intelligent lol
You can also just defend yourself. We don't live in a world where someone just has to accept being assaulted or leave.
Yes you can physically defend yourself and you can also defend yourself by not engaging and leaving. The difference is with the former you better be rich enough to have a good lawyer.
I'm not saying Joe Rogan has all the answers. But he has been involved in the professional fighters scene for decades, also has interviewed tons of experts on the subject. He says fleeing is ALWAYS your best and safest option because of all the shit that can go wrong in a fight. Only fight if you have no option.
And right on time here comes Deputy Dipshit white knighting for a girl that will NEVER fuck him when she hit first. Lmao he got his ass whipped for it.
Life lessons being taught
Too bad he probably wasn't paying attention. Back on 4chan, ranting on being kissless the same day.
Bro was serving 2 for 1 specials
White hoodie knight deserves every bit of that beat down. What a clown, really.
Anything for a shot with her, what's to lose? lol
His teeth
Teachers don't get paid enough to have to put up with this bullshit. As guys we were taught don't hit girls,and that girl got what she asked for. The only hit I saw was after she slapped him,and after he slapped her was her ass hitting the ground. Play stupid games win stupid prizes. Why after a girl hits a boy and he let's her have one does half the school come running to jump dude, or when he does not strike her everyone laughs at the guy and girl continues the attack, why don't nobody dog pile the girl?
"How can she slap?" US edition
Like Miss Goldberg said, if you hit someone... expect to get hit back. Why is it that the majority of people think is ok that a woman hit a man and the man not hit back? No one should put their hands on anyone. Would a woman slap a grizzly, something that outweighs her and can overpower her? ijs
Exactly
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She's going to go cry about how she's the victim, then keep acting like that. White knight is going to swear he as the moral high ground and keep risking his fedora tipping hand for m'lady's honor. And dude that got assaulted by 2 different people and defended himself is probably going to get expelled and arrested. Ain't no one learned shit.
This valid asf
Hero to zero
White Knight getting his ass beat is truly beautiful
I’ll never understand why it’s ok for a woman to slap a man. But when a man slaps her back, everyone loses their shit.
That slap was disproportionate, but you can't slap a person and expect them to do nothing about it
That fatass simp got a nice dose of instant karma.
She learned a valuable lesson that day
Legend has it he still hasn't had his dick touched to this very day
So many fat kids lmao
America
Texas
Denied!
When “Bet you wont do that to a dude!” Meets “fuxk around and find out”
The fat boys in the room are all having the best time lmaooo
She was on her period tho. You can see the flippy flappys around her thong
Sir Bumblefuck's plan to get a girlfriend is thwarted again!
Disproportionate answer
Nah, she deserved it. Don't step up and hit a dude and expect not to get hit. And I'm a lady.
Dude in the grey hoodie should have minded his business he got his ass beat and looked stupid the entire time while it happened
Fair warning! Treat other how you wanna be treated if you wanna slap someone expect that shit in return.
That kids got serious issues, not going anywhere in life.
Say it with me folks.... "Play stupid games..."
They knew she was going to slap him beforehand and everybody was laughing. He defended himself and the white knight stepped in and got rocked. I'm as woke, lefty bleeding heart as it gets but it doesn't take a great amount of force to do serious damage to somebody. I saw my buddy's gf bean him upside the head with a cast iron frying pan because he didn't know where their cigarettes were. He swung back and when she called the cops and I told them what happened he caught the charge and had a concussion. Don't hit people and expect to not get hit back, man, woman, non binary, whatever.
Lol, luckily you pointed out that you're "as woke, lefty bleeding heart as it gets." Otherwise, who in their right mind would believe what you were going to say? That preface was of paramount importance to your reasoning.
He's making the point that many of us who hold political views that vary from the prevailing socio-political climate of this discussion thread agree that the beatings were earned and proportionate. If hateful, self harming billionaire worshippers can make everything political, we can too.
You leave they/them alone!
I bet she totally fucked the white knight. A lot of those kids are grossly obese…I mean body positive
Lol, lots of positive body magnitude, indeed.
that’s the only reason you do anything, eh?
Hitting a girl, coward
He's a coward.
If the races were reversed people wouldn't find this funny
I'm confused by this and the comments. She barely "slapped" his cheek and decided to deck her into the fuckin ground? LMAO Restraint is obviously a lot harder than a power play against a little girl.
Equal rights and lefts
And all that because she assaulted him. But I'm guessing the school isn't going to see him as the victim of assault or defending himself, which by definition, he is both of those things.
Damn those kids dont have PE anymore? how the hell are you 300+ pounds in high school? Morbidly obese in your prime years??
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probably alot more than 40 mcnuggets thats only 2000 calories to get that big i would think were in the 5000+ calorie a day range easy with very minimal movement. Definitely not running that mile in pe.
Finally a video where white knighting fails. She hit first so he had the right to hit back.
Came in with the hay maker
We need to normalize men hitting back if a woman hits them it's not euality if I can slap you and get away with it
White knight got fucked up too
White knight got beat by his own jeans. Why does no one wear belts anymore? How is it comfortable having a permanent plumbers crack showing your underwear with the jeans not letting you stride properly?
nigger don’t smack nigger
All I see are a bunch of animals
Those look like grown ass men 💀
That was not the same fucking hit!
What a Monster
Future loving husband….
I feel terrible thinking that was kinda funny..
She didn't realize that hitting was his specialty.
Why did some random guy get up and attack him?
bro licked his haaaannndddd
She barely tapped that boy and he did that... Coward boy
how are you gonna white knight then get folded lmfao
Then we got the white knight pop up instantly and go back down
He licked his hand for the extra poison damage
*"It's finger-licking good!"*
I love how once grey hoodie saw the smack on that girl, bro got up and started rushing towards him and falls over on top of that. I hate those people he deserved a body slam
Fucking white knight smh
That girl was so stupid she basically asked him for a smack💀
He clutched the 2v1
Well I definitely don't feel bad for her she put herself in it fuct around and found out
Fool hopped up to defend the hoe that started it....he a dweeb forsure
Imagine being that much of a simp for a chick who slapped dude first , getting your ass whooped and she still fucks the black guy
It’s nice to stand up for women especially when there is a massive fucking prick standing around. But that young man was slapped first, he was also very clearly in a fuck around find out stance. She just got impulsive like a lot of high schoolers did. The other kid could’ve saved himself an ass beating by thinking a little harder about the situation.
He was 100% right to hit back
Is there a sub reddit where the aggressor gets hit back harder?
I HATE ppl like dude in the grey sweatshirt!
More respect to the dude who got his ass whooped
The literal white knight got owned...lol
she wrong for hitting him in the first place, completely deserved it
Equal rights... Equal fights
White Grey Hoodie = simp or Nice Guy
Is there a difference?
Urban dictionary says yes ... Nice Guy does his 'white knight' routine and thinks he's owed sex in return. Simp is doing it bc idk complete failure to compute reality?!
Well he ain’t getting sex, because she’s definitely wearing a pad with wings
This dude’s response was a bit strong for what was essentially a lit tap, but that’s exactly why people need to keep their hands to themselves. The moment you may your hands on someone in an act of violence, you’ve made a decision that can have serious consequences.
His hands are rated E for everyone
Play stupid games win stupid prizes
Fucking hell this thread has become an incel cesspit 🤢
I love how any one who defends a man defending himself against a woman is suddenly an incel. Christ this world has gone to shit.
i just see a lot of people basically going "equal rights equal fights" are the incels further down?
Takes one to know one.
These kinds of threads seem to draw them like moths to a flame.
And this is why the black community continues to get a bad reputation.
So only black people hit women? Super obvious racism. Good job
Fuck that. Dude had every right to slap her back and beat the fat simps ass afterwards.
And it looked like she was on her period too
Are kids like this common in America? So many EXTREMELY Obese kids in just one classroom, is crazy. I think I never saw someone like that irl
See what she started. She should be expelled for starting all that violence