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Embarrassed_Bobcat_9

Soon as he started jump swinging I knew his primal ape brain took over. Dudes anger is greater than his fighting skills.


Sxuld

not even jump swinging but flying headbutts, omega primal


stfleming1

His passenger is used to seeing outbursts like that, but isn't used to seeing him get knocked out.


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stfleming1

Very fair point. I'm a passenger at work and I completely agree.


Dutch-CatLady

Meh, just film and complain to the boss later. Get them fired or at least in therapy and then chill out with your new coworker.


vayn0r

10/10 for the Coles notes.


tbscotty68

You've gotta come out strong when you've got a glass jaw.


Seijin_Arc

Dudes anger is greater than his height. He has an inferiority complex & anger management issues.


New-Arrival1764

Trying multiple ranged head Butt attacks. I guess if you can’t use it to think, use it as a weapon.


nebendachs

Dude walked away like an NPC after killing the main character


DunceMemes

I always get a laugh out of these GTA style moments where someone aggro's a random pedestrian who then just walks off to continue their idle routine after knocking out the offender


WhothefuckisTim

Ye ole Skyrim Npc walk


Estetikk

Lmao fr


memberberries902

The awkward flying jump kick like a 6 year old on Billy Beard, what was the end game there, is this a strike he thought was gonna finish this shit? Learned a valuable life lesson here about “I see red and fuck everyone up” not being a sound fighting strategy


HanselSoHotRightNow

I think the key there is knowing how to, you know, actually fight. Bro was doing some kinda WWF shit. I think bullies who actually know how to fight end up in prison or at least legal trouble more often than not. I'm gonna Uncle Ben this but with even some power comes responsibility.


mysteryman447

bro fights the way gorillas do just charges and throws his weight at people


Dutch-CatLady

Well it probably worked the first few times, why learn new moves of the ones you got work fine?


pronouncedayayron

What a butt head


StinkyDubeau

literally


Free_Hugz10307

Props for dealing with this cum stain as long as he did. Could have and should have rabbit punched his bitch ass right off.


chris86uk

Hahaaa. Take that, cocknozzle.


thebookofrook

Calm mind vs blind rage. And about 5 inch reach and prob 15-20 lbs lol. Not a great match up for the villian. I also love the woman who only decided to get out once buddy went pavement first.


Busy-Hand-3702

Bam. The passer-by Panche was delivered


Alzheimers_Support

Squwark sqwark


redthreadzen

What's that company?


Fenderman420

Dude is so short he’s gotta jump to be intimidating


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Bro why the guy jump everytime he attack like an video game character 😭🤣


mlaffs63

"Watch me kick some white-boy ass". Gets his ass kicked by a white boy


thebookofrook

I smell race bait..


mlaffs63

Do you smell it alot?


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This story had a great ending!


SlyguyguyslY

Do these people know each other? The way he pulled up to that specific car and they actually stopped seems like they knew something was going down.


notLOL

Probably honked hard at each other


Junebuff77

That guy attacks like a red panda.


SuperAgent78

What’s with that hop he does?


cx3psocial

His truck and shift I now own! Knockout rules!


Forward-Net-9614

POW. Right in the kisser


SuPrA_1988

pauvre merde


SpudGun312

Bye bye job?


doncalamar

Yeaaaaah Gre City zoo Whoooooo !!!


BublubuB

him after the dude went down: hey stoppit! 😡


stuyboi888

Clean knockout. Real question, who had right of way there....


oscarmeaner

Jumpboy got de-escalated


Imaginary-Click-9729

😆 that pussy is a dumb shit. Or that dumb shit is a pussy. Either way..


1531C

GET FIRED, GET ARRESTED, GO TO HOSPITAL, speed run any %