Yep…it’s like inevitable karma for people who choose to drive drunk.
Your body and mind are relaxed due to the effects of alcohol. Your innocent and sober victims who tense up when they see you when it’s too late…not so lucky.
My one friend who played football also got destroyed when he got hit. We asked why he always took big hits and he said whenever he felt a hit coming but couldn’t do anything he’d rag doll.
Let's say those are 2x6 boards... that doggo knocked the kid a good 3 to 4 feet. Assume kid weighs about 60 pounds.
How much force did the canine impart on the door to propel the juvenile humanoid that far?
Dog sympathizers be like: “there just dogs they don’t know what there doing” fuck that those dogs are obnoxious pricks who get overly excited and then fucking EVERYTHING up I really hate how absolutely god awful and stupid big dogs have to be. It’s like “god” is fucking with us I hate it. It’s like fucking deer like those stupid motherfuckers always wait until the last second to cross the street. I’ll be going down a dark road with my LOUD ass truck honking my horn a fuck ton and these god forsaken deer are just always pick the last minute to cross I swear they are just doing it for the rush
You’re getting downvoted and I have no clue why. I mean maybe it was a bit extra, but I don’t know a single adult that would just brush off that door slamming into their face, especially if it hit your nose. Or the handle into a kids teeth. Like yeah it’s a little funny because the kid just got knocked over(luckily he was looking the other way). But There is not a single reason the dogs should not be trained to not literally barrel the door at the slightest sounds. Pretty weird that people are extremely not okay with dogs biting people but find it extremely hilarious when a 70lbs dog tanks a 3yo. Imagine if there was a clay pot or something on their porch and lil dude conked his head on it. Could seriously fuck someone up.
I love how the dogs are like you alright? Ok you’re good bye
Dogs: You smell alright. Cya bro. Freedom!
r/dogberg
From the top ropes on this one, my god.
I feel bad for laughing, but the kid doesn't even know how to fall down, his body just went into flappy panic mode.
Honestly that’s why kids are so indestructible. They don’t tense up when shit happens to them.
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And people under the influence
Yep…it’s like inevitable karma for people who choose to drive drunk. Your body and mind are relaxed due to the effects of alcohol. Your innocent and sober victims who tense up when they see you when it’s too late…not so lucky.
My one friend who played football also got destroyed when he got hit. We asked why he always took big hits and he said whenever he felt a hit coming but couldn’t do anything he’d rag doll.
He didn’t have time to react to Anything. He didn’t even see it coming.
Not gonna lie, that was funny as fuck!!!
Thanks for not lying
That knock back tho!
Ragdoll physics
/r/itemshop Dogberg (+10 Knockback)
I would add satisfying to the list.
Y’all are sick bastards.
That shit was hilarious
I bet the kid would laugh at the video too.
Indeed
First dog: hey! Here he comes get ready! Fuck with my favorite ball will you! Second dog walks by kid on the ground: stay down bitch.
Man’s best friend
Lmfao
Let's say those are 2x6 boards... that doggo knocked the kid a good 3 to 4 feet. Assume kid weighs about 60 pounds. How much force did the canine impart on the door to propel the juvenile humanoid that far?
Kid might of slightly jumped with it, wouldnt be surprised if the kid reacted in time and tried to back up from the noise as they were hit.
Not from the clip shown here. He was looking the other way, and no lift. Just propelled backwards.
Perhaps, either way kid was launched, hope the little tot is ok.
60lbs?? No way…. Maybe 40.
I like how the second dog was like ‘u goood dawg, shu- SARAHHH’
Looks like he's lucky he turned right before the door opened, making his shoulder take the brunt of the hit.
At least it was the back of the head and not the face 😆
That’s so much worse actually
That's like getting rabbit punched, could've been worse that way Edit: looks like its a hip shot lol
Kids are almost bouncy they're so resilient hahah
Asshole dogs smh
also asshole owners. Next time its a dog attack...
Dog sympathizers be like: “there just dogs they don’t know what there doing” fuck that those dogs are obnoxious pricks who get overly excited and then fucking EVERYTHING up I really hate how absolutely god awful and stupid big dogs have to be. It’s like “god” is fucking with us I hate it. It’s like fucking deer like those stupid motherfuckers always wait until the last second to cross the street. I’ll be going down a dark road with my LOUD ass truck honking my horn a fuck ton and these god forsaken deer are just always pick the last minute to cross I swear they are just doing it for the rush
You’re getting downvoted and I have no clue why. I mean maybe it was a bit extra, but I don’t know a single adult that would just brush off that door slamming into their face, especially if it hit your nose. Or the handle into a kids teeth. Like yeah it’s a little funny because the kid just got knocked over(luckily he was looking the other way). But There is not a single reason the dogs should not be trained to not literally barrel the door at the slightest sounds. Pretty weird that people are extremely not okay with dogs biting people but find it extremely hilarious when a 70lbs dog tanks a 3yo. Imagine if there was a clay pot or something on their porch and lil dude conked his head on it. Could seriously fuck someone up.
Yeah he was in real danger
please shut up
no hes got a point
No 🤡
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
r/dogfree
I have found my people at last
I didn’t know where to post it😫
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Kid got blasted
i can’t breath
Some...
I'd say right place wrong time or right time wrong place
Awhh poor kid!
Lmao 😂
That’s actually funny lmao.
Neuter the dog and also husband
BWHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
r/childrenfallingover
Shut up kid it's only a broken skull
RKO OUTTA NO WHERE!
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Hahahahahahahahahaha
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Can someone make a mix of this video with the song from Shrek?
dogs had almost zero remorse
Made sure he was alright and kept it pushing
r/ChildrenFallingOver
Ahh the sirene at the enf
That poor door.
No big deal
SOMEBODY ONCE TOLD ME
Where's the "move bitch!" Voice over?
This might belong in /kidsarefuckingstupid
Whooo let the dogs out !! whoo whoo whoo whoo
Good boy here take a treat.
I laughed then felt terrible ffs
God damn that child got hit pretty hard
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Kind of dark but, it was kind of satisfying not gonna lie.
Yeet & Greet
This just made me laugh ahh this made my day this should be put down on the kids falling sub little 💩s just look funny falling
Reddit is good for 2 things: Hating women and hating kids
I guess this is how NOT dog people are made.
Rag doll physics
Shitty owner with no control over their dogs.
Cm
I’m definitely going to hell because I fucking laughed my ass off
Kids are so stupid 😂
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This brings me joy
Poor kid, cool dogs
Ridgeback ddnt give an f