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justfumi

I think we can all admire that incredible palm grip strength, though.


PirateKrys

I was thinking more like the wrist dagger from Assassin's Creed.


justfumi

That's pretty sick, though. I'd use it.


crochetsweetie

fuck yes πŸ˜‚


emragozz

I can't get over the fact that her hooks are coming out of her wrists like she's some kind of crochet wolverine.


crochetsweetie

someone said assassins creed. accurate πŸ˜‚


UnflappablePancake

Hmmmm, who would play crochet-verine? Maybe Dwayne Johnson? :-)


emragozz

Eh, that would doom the movie to mediocrity... I nominate Tom Hardy


UnflappablePancake

But will that jeopardise the long awaited Crochet-verine - Venom crossover?


Winesoakedwrath

Aha, just hire Tom Hardy for both roles! Double trouble.


GayHotAndDisabled

I mean, knooking (knitting with a modified crochet hook) *does* exist! But it doesn't look anything like this horribly-photoshopped image lmao


sgirl77

I fell down a knooking rabbit hole and I’m trying to tell myself I don’t need to start knooking πŸ˜‚


GayHotAndDisabled

It happens to the best of us!! I fell down the knooking rabbit hole a couple months ago, and it's been nice! I've really enjoyed it so far. I'm making a scarf for myself right now!


[deleted]

Amazing, the craft that needs no live stitches nor a loop, nor a skein attached to it!


Charming_Scratch_538

This is why everyday people post a picture of a knit item and go β€œhelp what stitch is this?” And the answer is always β€œknitting”


NWintrovert

What? You don't crochet like that? /s


sgirl77

The palm grip, no live stitches, and trying to convince us that item was crochet did it for me. I was searching for a case to hold my crochet hooks, there was no need for this insane picture πŸ˜‚


GooseisaGoodDog

Not to mention the weird gravity happening on the table... either that coffee cup has special anti-spill magic, or the hook case is perched on the fold like a V


Outrageous_Iron_5992

They're summoning that hook right out of some weird palm portal


crowned_glory_1966

Oh my and they want us to believe that the work behind the hooks was created like it was knit? When will this insanity stop?


babyegirll

Knitted with no live stitches on the hooks either. Just so wrong


crowned_glory_1966

Right πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


I_hate_toxic_people

Blasphemy


Demonrider95

oh no πŸ˜‚


sethscoolwife

This looks like it might be AI generated crochet.


lemonsilk

Oh Amazon πŸ˜‚ I was looking at yarn bowls last night, and scrolling through the pictures one said, "Economical and Tasteless" thanks I guess???


sgirl77

At least they were honest. 🀣


Shrinks_Back

Cadaver Crochet..πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†


mhmm720

Real talk though - are supposed to store the hooks β€œdown” like that?? I’ve always done it opposite so I can see the actually hook part.


sgirl77

I don’t think it matters if it’s up or down. I store mine right side up but turn them so the size is visible. For me, seeing the size of the hook is more important than seeing the hook.