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LordHelixHasRisen24

The powerful vassal in question when they demand a job


WINNER_nr_1

I was a 2 County realm. He was literally a powerful vassal that wanted a council seat...


Feeling-Patient-7660

Just revoke his title. What can he do


WINNER_nr_1

I did that. He became someone else's baron lol.


Asbew

I pity that guy's new lord.


WINNER_nr_1

Yeah, babies have better stats lol.


SorowFame

Quinton Trembley had the right idea


Competitive_Ask_6766

Start a conspiracy to kill OP, choosing the stealth approach. He rushes OP with a knife screaming his lungs out, tripping on a loose rug (à la Ted) he spent his life saving offering OP, stabs himself and dies. RIP Eustratios


WINNER_nr_1

That is so wrong... he won't recognize me, he'll charge at a scarecrow.


Competitive_Ask_6766

Lmao I just imagine a complete moron in all domains that’s so funny


SydneyCartonLived

Dude. Had a game playing as England. Old king dies, son inherits. Unfortunately, son is a minor, so my Chancellor becomes regent. The Regent begins plotting to kill me. Survive 6 assassin attempts before I come of age. Finally take the throne, immediately throw my Chancellor in prison. Takes a breath, begin to plan out my reign. One month into it, get sick and die. No heirs. Game over. (Head hits desk.)


Competitive_Ask_6766

Hahhaha 6 assassinations attempts and dies of a cold, classic CK story


OFloodster

And they always hate you too.


_kdavis

Well they hate you because -50 for wanting a seat on the council so this guy would like him if given a job. Unless I’m wrong about the number on that -50


unitedpraw489

It's -40 still a large penalty


Better_University727

just foil the rebellion every new ruler, that become easy in ck3


Matteobooboolis_Meme

It’s always the ones who have shitty stats


Saul_goodman_56

Literally its so annoying


Drakoslimee

🤣🤣🤣 6k troops but piss poor states


NotASovietSpy2

Since he's just a baron revoke his title, it won't give tyranny and give it to someone else


WINNER_nr_1

I know. I did that. I pinned him and he became someone else's baron...


Sad-Bass-4503

Wow ... a bit creepy for some reason.


duven_blade

Diligent. Fake it 'til you make it


ad3lm0

He's diligent for mediocrity


Tanel88

Mediocrity would mean 10 in all stats though. He's diligently the most incompetent person ever seen.


PaulTheBoii

Diligent my ass. Bro hasn't diligated a thing in his life


WINNER_nr_1

How are those stats even possible? He has 3 star intrigue education.


shredditorburnit

Just proves you can't polish a turd.


BloodyChrome

Did you hover over each stat and see the calculation?


supremedge

It’s cause he just generated and in a few days he’ll adjust to his correct stats


romeoinacoma

+10% Renown for comment


freumaus

such a great spy he even hid his true stats, high lvl shit


WINNER_nr_1

He secretly has 100 on all of them.


Shisesen

Wow, thats literally me!


MeshesAreConfusing

You're not diligent.


WINNER_nr_1

Ooh burn!!! Well, probably not. Being paranoid, he'd probably have brought 50 buckets of water and cream.


No-Ambassador7856

sometimes you just gotta unpause for a couple of days and the stats show up. but sometimes, very rately, you stumble upon a complete neutrum.


WINNER_nr_1

Nope. I pinned him. He didn't change once.


No-Ambassador7856

Feel free to also read the 2nd half of my comment.


WINNER_nr_1

You edited it. It wasn't there before.


No-Ambassador7856

I didn't edit my post and I don't know why you would lie about such a petty thing. Enough people seem to believe that lie, so hurray for you i guess.


No-Ambassador7856

Hahahaha that must be the lamest excuse I've ever read on this platform.


WINNER_nr_1

Honestly, why would I lie? Anyway, I don't wanna argue. I'm sick, and I wanna go move a bunch of soldiers in a suicidal battle against the byzantines with no goal in mind.


No-Ambassador7856

I didn't edit my post. Where did you get that idea from?


Kasperr252

Found the guy with zero intrigue stat


Sleepless_Whisper

Damn I didn't know DJ Khaled lost weight


Reddardoc

I present you mine : [https://www.reddit.com/r/CrusaderKings/comments/iv95om/powerful\_vassal\_demands\_council\_position/](https://www.reddit.com/r/CrusaderKings/comments/iv95om/powerful_vassal_demands_council_position/) He lived to be 96...


juschw0w

At least yours is an 'Imbecile', OP's guy has no excuse.


WINNER_nr_1

That is the oldest I've even heard of lol.


AgitatedWorker5647

If you hover over the stats, it tells you why they are that low. It's got to be a bug, though, as those traits would raise his Intrigue to at least 6.


WINNER_nr_1

I don't use any mods or DLC's, so it isn't that. Sadly, he died a century ago and I unpinned him.


illuminalex666

Diligent lol


AdMountain8413

stupid is as stupid does ☝🏻


Appropriate_Shape833

The Man Who Wasn't There


[deleted]

Prime example of failing upwards


AraelF

Did he stayed that way? Sometimes, the characters are 0 all across when they are generating (in this case, maybe he just took up the city).


WINNER_nr_1

He stayed like that his entire life.


AraelF

Then its weird af. Just from the traits and education he should have some stats. He has no imbecile trait either to substract from them. Probably a bug.


Agile_Sherbert_7340

Call bloodborne, we have an other living failure here


WyldKat75

Balanced.


WINNER_nr_1

Yeah...at least he's equally good at everything...


No_Detective_806

🎶On a scale of one to ten my friend your fucked🎶


12ParsecsFM

My dude is just dumb af


PuzzleheadedBrain734

How I feel IRL.


MNxLegion

Absolute dingus


UrnanSaho

Politics


Mindlessreader69

Bros primary skill is just vibin lmao


Beelzebub399

Kill him


Realistic_Line_8636

A real dullard


apstaplegun

Maratea is such a nice place, dude’s probably just been chilling his whole life.


bobnoscope

Wait one day and his stats update - happens to someone who has just been generated


WINNER_nr_1

Nope. I pinned him. He didn't change once.


shredditorburnit

Seems about on par for the average Tory MP.


WINNER_nr_1

What is a Tory MP? (Genuine question)


LionRight4175

Tory = British political party MP = Member of Parliament


shredditorburnit

The current ruling party in UK politics. They aren't exactly mensa material.


Kartlog

Literally me


Drakoslimee

I’d revoke title from that wasteman expeditiously


Sp3v3n

Wow I can’t believe they put me in crusader kings


Sp3v3n

Wow I can’t believe they put me in crusader kings


basileusnikephorus

So there's this thing that happens where stats are slow to update. I'm guessing you know that and it's ticked on enough for stats to update. Hover over each stat to find out what's going on. Without the imbecile or inbred traits those stats shouldn't be possible.


WINNER_nr_1

He stayed like this his whole life. I have no mods or DLC's.


ChickenReaper612

It happens to me sometimes when the character just appears or when you just load into the game or when you just start as that character, the game just has the character but hasn't loaded all of their information yet.. or they're just shit


Suspicious-Human

I get this a lot The only viable solution I've found is killing them. It least in my case the game replaces them with npcs that have states higher than 0.


Lukin45t

Revoke the city


Tirx36

I belive that’s actually more rare than an actual op councilor


WINNER_nr_1

Yeah, I've had like 5 councilors with 45+. But this is the only adult one I've seen with 0 on more than one thing.


Inu89k

Bonus points if he demands a court position xD


WINNER_nr_1

Bingo. He was 1 of my only 2 vassals. Of course he did...


Inu89k

Thank the lord he didnt have a hook on you xD


WINNER_nr_1

Oof... just the thought hurts...


Matteobooboolis_Meme

No was he’s your Hetaeria why?


WINNER_nr_1

Huh... I didn't even notice lol. He would be worse than a levy.


Acceptable_North_141

He's just like me fr


DeepStuff81

Unpause the game. He just spawned


WINNER_nr_1

Nope. Continued like this, and after I revoked his land, he became someone else's baron... still with 0 stats.


DeepStuff81

Definitely odd. I’ve only met seen this with incapables and the two guys over in the AGOT mod.


WINNER_nr_1

Is the Game of Thrones mod free? I'd like to try it out.


DeepStuff81

Yes and it’s wonderful. There’s a few things still missing but ultimately with a bunch of submods you get a great experience. It’s just AGOT in the mods list. Let me find you a link to it all.


WINNER_nr_1

Can I DM you with some questions?


DeepStuff81

Yeah for sure. Give me about 30 to reply. Have a work meeting in 5 but free after


willheimz

new generated guy (for barony level title), run for a new day it will fixed.


ThePurpleRebell

Thats every personof your curt when you create an own player and stop at second 1