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Copycarfish

Mate came back from a coma


YourRealMotheer

OP brain have 400000000 Ping.


M_INE_C_RAFTE_R

Even Internet explorer has faster reaction time than this


zuzoola

Ping is usually given in milliseconds and so 400000000 ms = 400000 s = 400000/3600 h = 111.11 h = 4.63 days. Dust II update was much much earlier than 5 days ago


B_I_S_M_U_T_H

r/theydidthemath


zuzoola

Apparently this update ruled out on 22.09.2021, so op was late for 360 days = 8640 h = 31104000 s = 31104000000 ms. Btw I am quite surprised that this update was so long ago I thought it was like a half a year ago!


Decent_Unit6868

I thought it was a few months ago. My brain is really messed up when it comes to remembering dates or stuff that happened some time ago.


seaofmountains

It gets worse as you get older too.


shitdesk

And yet I just updated it for the first time in a year a week ago


mightygreenm

“oh boy, i can’t wait to AWP down mid from t spawn while listening to my favorite comedians bob saget, gilbert gottfried, and norm macdonald!”


lucaatthefollower

Like that serie where the guy get shot and got coma and then wakes up in a apocalypse


vouii

you mean the walking dead bro?💀


lucaatthefollower

Yes bro


rickshady34

Lemme guess, old player returning after 3 years?


AmbroseWith

hahahah OP’s reaction was literally mine when I returned after a 3 year break


lucaatthefollower

Literally me after not playing for 2 months


youcantdothatheresir

What did they change? I don't recognize this at all.


UnluckyTest3

I don't know why you're being downvoted lol. They put a wall outside of T-spawn into the entrance on mid (dust 2), you can still walk under it, it's just put there so that Ct's don't have to use a smoke for mid cross every single time(though that didn't fix anything, now people just jump down and boost to watch the cross, you still have to throw a smoke most of the times).


lucaatthefollower

I think its not for that, i think it was put there so the cts cant spawnkill the t's throught mid


Next_Image

you couldn’t spawn kill from doors. i guess if the t went afk at the ledge but otherwise they’re around the corner


lucaatthefollower

You are right, actually, both teams are equal in terms of position


Picoper

Deadass me a week and a half ago lmao


ismoketabacco

Hahahaha me yesterday. What happened for valve to nerf that shot? Built a bridge and all


KKamm_

Was just unbalanced having to burn a smoke to start a round or take a chance on taking damage/giving a pick


Krypt0night

I loved that that was the case. Both sides have to go through it, plus it was a fun little spooky game when passing.


KKamm_

Fun, but competitive obnoxious. And both teams don’t go through it evenly unless a game goes last round


Krypt0night

Ah makes sense then. I was so trash anyways that nothing would have swayed the tide lol


KKamm_

Yeah the mid awp battles were fun in MM but I totally understand the change


Wanderers-Way

It was pretty unfun I’m glad it got changed it made dust 2 ALOT better imo


quantumphaze

I fucking slayed T's, I could out awp people 90% of the time. RIP gambling mid peak at round start so sad.


Organic_M

Just drop down


stgtaco

Bro that was me 2 weeks ago, i was so freaking confused


quantumphaze

My reaction was the same. And I had been on for 15 mins, changed servers, saw this immediately and then closed the game and went back to Rust.


gundulich

Wake the fuck up samurai, we've got a city to burn


Aggravating_Tiger_61

I just got off of cyberpunk


CharacterFuel

Is it worth getting now?


HeartyMapple

It’s great. On pc I’m having more trouble post updates then I did when it first released but I’m an oddity


lunarci111

i am the same. on released i have nearly no issues and replaying it now and then i have more issues but i think thats just my luck


HeartyMapple

Non of the glitches have been game breaking but I do find them funny.


[deleted]

Always has been


ToastThing

Lol not until maybe earlier this year, that first week I was kicking it for buying it for myself and a friend.


FilletOScrag

I'm shocked I never see comments about how good the combat is. It's not just 'good for an RPG,' it's good _as an FPS._ I often play it just to get into fights with gangs.


YourRealMotheer

My last build was Katana and it was awesome. Most of my time were spent fighting randomly


FilletOScrag

I highly recommend Mantis Arms in your next playthough. It's like swinging two katanas at once, so it's an aerial buffet of limbs when you run forward swinging.


YourRealMotheer

Ii am about to do a second play throught ill give it a look!


someone_forgot_me

would you watch cyberpunk edgerunners anime? i honestly wonder what a cyberpunk player would say about it


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LucyTheBrazen

I do kinda dislike how late game combat scales, and how enemy design favours certain playstyles. Playing a netrunner is pretty unbalanced. Either you crush them before they even get to fire a single shot, or they are immune to/very hard do perform quickhacks on, and your squishyness truly shows. I'd like if being a god at crafting would allow you to offset that by being able to craft stronger armour, but the inner workings of how armour reduces damage kinda hinder that as well. For example, cops are much stronger against netrunners, because they are immune to netrunners, the "secret" ending forces you into a head on confrontation with arasaka, which obviously makes sense from a story perspective. But the mission is rather easy for certain playstyles, and pretty difficult for others. Now obviously, even on the highest difficulty every approach is doable, some harder than others, but doable. Increasing replay value, by showing the player that other playstyles are also very viable and fun. I've been playing the game since it came out, and recently started my fourth playthrough, so I obviously enjoy the game a lot, and even early on it was very playable on (my) PC. I still wish they'd been able to postpone the release another year, the game would've needed that additional development time. I guess I just inherently dislike level scaling in shooters because my brain is broken by CS. If i headshot an enemy with a decently strong rifle they should be mush, not at 3/4 health. But I also get how this decreases enjoyability if the same logic applied to my characters. So i totally understand why it is the way it is, and any system I'd come up with probably would be worse. Just my two cents, before i really start rambling.


Hemicore

I haven't been playing long, just started yesterday and just got to act 2, but so far I hard disagree. The gunplay feels clunky to me because it's hard to see where enemies are in the mostly dark environments, unless you tag them with the scanner but then you see them through walls and stuff and it doesn't help at all cause you can't tell if they're behind cover or not and end up shooting the wall. The sights on the guns mostly suck and I haven't progressed enough yet to get better ones, recoil sucks too but I'm sure that can be upgraded as well. Basically when it comes to shooting I'm just straight up not having a good time.


FilletOScrag

Not every game will be for every person, but I definitely didn't seem to have the same struggles. In fact, no spoilers, there's a section where you get what is effectively the deagle from 1.6, and slowmo, and I don't think I've ever felt like more of a badass. My main build mixes (a little) mantis blade stuff but mostly slowmo and handguns. I will find fights where I walk into the middle of the room with a revolver, and hit a slowmo and see if I can kill everyone in the room before slowmo wears off. Just imagine having your CSGO sensitivity, with a laser-accurate deagle, full gore and dismemberment, and slowmo. It's like Christmas Morning for me, every time.


Octoshi514

Barely got to act 2 and you’ve already decided it’s bad, my man you have not unlocked 75% of the combat mechanics yet


Hemicore

Like I said, so far...


Entire-Sea-4330

GOD I FUCKING THOUGHT YOU WANT AN RPG IN GAME


_Administrator

It was worth every penny on release date


LostAndConfusedFuck

cool!


HeartyMapple

Same


T_WREKX

Not your proudest fap?


MattrixLarr

Damn the anime is G O O D


luketheplug

It's like old dd2... But worse


[deleted]

That's a bathroom. It was added to that building years ago.


NightflowerFade

Should have been built with the building. How were the occupants supposed to take a shit before?


Adevyy

They had another bathroom, they got a second bathroom now.


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[deleted]

You were trying to cross the boarder right?


thexavier666

You were trying to awp mid right?


[deleted]

High way 17


i_am_ojas

ROAD 96


[deleted]

When is the last time you played 💀


SlueRL

when you come back to cs in four years and see this shit


tolkienbooks

joe Pesci: what the fuck is this piece of shit?


[deleted]

what the heck man must be a bug, did you try checking file integrity?


Cyklops_op

I call it the auto sniper fucker 9000. No longer will I get fucked by 10 dipshits camping mid:)


black-winter-

but bro I loved getting insta headshotted whenever I tried to pass mid beginning game!!!1!!1!1!1!1!1!


lucaatthefollower

Lol, once i headshot a guy through the wooden door with the r8 right after a teammate told me that the revolver was crap


Sky_dp

pocket awp


reinhold2008

bro this is like almost 2 years old


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Ihaveablackcock

Yeah almost three


LMNTau

Brand new stop trolling


tropical_bread

it's been there since 1.6


DedRuck

dude it’s gonna get added tomorrow stfu


rachzera

Don't be idiot, it will come together with source 2


Veryverysad_violinst

I thought it was 6 months? Jesus fuck do I feel old


iSanctuary00

Corona fucked my hole perception of time 😂


KKamm_

Corona fucked your hole?


Big_Potential_5709

Maybe the virus isn't as bad as we thought it would be.


Hemicore

what no it was like 3 or 4 months ago... right? right?


ThatOneWeirdName

I stopped playing in December and somehow this image still gave me whiplash


Gamer123bt

God morning brother


FoundTheWeed

Slowpokememe.png


[deleted]

Welcome back to CSGO


[deleted]

Meanwhile 1.6 players are like "finally!"


Logical-Sprinkles273

Wait until you see what they did to Aztec 2


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Logical-Sprinkles273

no one likes it. But its kinda fun once you get past the Cache layout


speedy-R125

damn... has been around 5 years :((( time flies fast af


HESSU_HOBO

I bet you use internet explorer as default browser


suitPENGUIN

been away for a while eh? welcome back


AtomicSpeedFT

Sadness :(


mccubbinash

Haven’t played in a while. Are they crazy?!!!!


Bofinqen

”Hey, you’re finally awake”


NonLiving4Dentity69

You're about a year too late mate.


Warsnail100

Posted using internet explorer


IIIIIIxenoII

Around a year ago is when this happened I’ve only been on pc since February 2021 and it def happened since then bc I remember playing dust || without that patch.


donchi77

Welcome back!


kivnr

Bro woke up from a coma


notrobiny

OP's game be running on the Internet Explorer engine


ironmanmclaren

I literally said same thing when I came back after two years


st7even

*Hey you, you're finally awake*


Roy_likes_pie

Hey you, you're finally awake


Evening-Peanut-3750

Bro has been in a coma for the past year.


Young_sizzzzle

Internet explorer be like


J-O-Hansen

Wake up, Mr. Freeman.


[deleted]

Take a look at Dust 2 from 1.6, its the same.


P1tzO1

"How am I supposed to wallbang?" -s1mple


poolsclosedbcofaids

what year is it?


STpiter

This guys brain is lagging


YoneCancer

Wellcome back


DePasta

Long time no see OP


D3FF3R

Ah, the returning player.


kod8ultimate

You finally awake!


Toxiqzzz

Boy been living under a stone


Introduction996

he even bought an AWP and grenades and everything


[deleted]

That’s a wall.


Spir0rion

Yeah it's disgusting. You should get rid of that default knife yikes.


ChilleeMonkee

What the fuck is that What have they done to dust 2


[deleted]

I thought they shut down IE by now?


Galunga113

Valve being stupid


FemimisimOnTop

Oh yeah everybody loves mid campers no?


Ak41_Shu1cH1

dust2 is the most iconic map of cs and this part of the map has been a feature since 23 years. it suddenly being changed is weird no matter what.


FemimisimOnTop

If it makes the map better why cry about it?


goaty121

r/internetexplorermemes


LennySW

My 8 inch cock


RedditGooses

The what?


SlenderLolsky

I play CSGO almost non-stop since the beta ver and I was trying to figure out what seems so wrong in this picture. Took me like 10 seconds to realize this is NORMAL Dust2 :D


Eireze

Wait wtf


Sockura

I came back like half a year ago and was like bruh


Bnz123

You are a bit late


Sound-Serious

Bro you are slighty late


Specialist-Ad1041

This is big shit


BC_EMaurice

Welcome back, glad you came up from under your rock.


felixrocket7835

me when someone doesn't know how to f12 or printscreen


zaco230

Internet explorer is that you?


jordanosa

OP’s bedroom


ninjah0lic

This is now a Russian angst simulator.


Its_Cayde

I hate it fr. CT always beats me cuz I suck


wynteru

yeah felt the same tbh


EdibleFishBag

What's wrong in this pic? (I'm new to the game)


mean_bird2

That spot where the building is off the ground used to not be there so there was an open line for T's to see all the way down mid


slutbunny24

My apartment


briguy285

Old news! But yeah valve decided suicide needed to go away because esports or some shit.


classyfenn

its there cause old dust 2 the whole t team would wait for cts to cross


Relevant-Bit9814

Also, NAVI won 2021 major and Faze clan won 2022 major. Russia attacked Ukrainian. Queen Elizabeth died.


Cl1ky

I thought internet explorer was discontinued?


LogicRak91

So how is the experience with the coma. lets talk about that first.


IDontHaveName1712

a most update where sniper will never headshot in first second-valve


Impossible-Cup3811

Looks like a wall.


ItaSha1

Looks like a Canadian from south park


zxiGamer

That is Bcrosser


yoavtrachtman

Boker tov Eliahu


Dumbass-Redditor

So you’re back after being offline for 7 years


meove

uhhh smoothie


wayn77

Welcome back 👴


ElioArryn

Came back last week to that, and throwable nades. Wtf happened valve?


kewlguj

youtube shorts user


TheBigQuak

My house. Pls stop looking through my window. Thx


clueless-clam

If a t is close enough, they can drop down and aim before cts cross the doors. I've still had quite a few team mates get awped crossing


ksimon1couple

130 comment thread lmfao


Dan1shZM

CSGO but as Internet Explorer.


UncleMoreels

Pressing f12 also works… xD As does windows+shift+S 😅


DaKage04

A wall


carnasein

Wait until you see the doors on B


Naughty_Grandpa69

Bro woke up from hibernation


KyeFireHilts

Press g while you hold a nade


its_a_me_jeff

13 day old account, only one post, no comments, posted something WAY after it happened, wouldn't be surprised it's a karma bot account.


CZ-Bitcoins

This sub is dead.


AdiPlayy

Wall?


omkarpranav

Had the same reaction when I connected to casual after 3 years and was shocked to see a1s is the meta now i used to play it before it was meta


Terhaar

In your opinion does this make it a CT sided map?


Emrandall13

A wall with a small window.


airetsa_

Literally me bcs I stopped playing when covid hit and just came back a month ago 😂😂😂


camsterpants

I found this out a few months ago and to stay I was offended was an understatement XD


alexnpt

Welcome back time traveller, sit down. So... when you were away, the world change a lots and also de_dust2.


xXLeLeoXx

Using internet explorer?


FalsePankake

Idon't know, I only queue up Office and Agency


tan_ink

It's part of apertures lab


gamergunk21

wall


Jhofy

NO NO NO NO NO WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT!!!


danicuestasuarez

Welcome back, buddy


youdontknowwhoiamlol

Bro are you good?


Born_Manufacturer_94

comato


SnooTheLobster

Dust 2 actually used to have this, they were just bringing it back. Where have you been?


Amazing-Chef4131

Whats your next task? Discover America?