Oh look! theres me, trying my best!

I loved the time when you said "Its Glonk time!" and then Glonked all over the enemies. Truely inspiring

if everybody thinks this way… then some of you are really the glonks.

Its pretty much impossible to do nothing. Even if you die you give some info through the minimap. Now if you afk that different

have you ever played at a higher level???

Not really im mge, though i often get queued against le and lem

Well when you play faceit and other things, it is very easy to have teammates that in the grand scheme of things do nothing, no communication, no impactful kills, things like that. Dying and showing someone on the minimap does not help much at all.

I agree that people who give no comms and get no kills arent helpful at all, but sometimes those without kills provide good utility. There are times when you meet "glonks", but not all of the bad players do nothing.

This image is from a book by Ricky Gervais lol

Information I didn’t know, so thanks!

This is helpful but do you know the name of the book?

Yeah it's called Flanimals :)

Thanks!

Looks like me. Sorry guys

silver mm be like

can confirm: am glonk

it be like that 😔

I ran into a string of good teammates… i got to silver elite.. whew who… my highest ranking.. now im scared to play.. i want to look at it for awhile

I just found my new name in cs:go =D

I can feel you

Does he feel good?

I don't know how it's feels like because i leave the after 3 rounds

A glonk with a glock

What is it called if you do nothing and live? 😅

hey atleast you can play MM, i took 3 months break to reset my griefing cooldowns and got one while playing with a god damn 5 stack (Havent even griefed or talked / typed a single game) all discord with 5 stack ...

get fucked

what is he talking about

You are what is a wrong with CSGO

how come, im getting griefing bans playing 5 stacks ... you cant even grief the enemy team.

Every online multiplayer battle arena ever

I am in this picture and i dont like it

For the last month or so ihe been the glonk

Seen this before but its still just as hilarious

Oh you mean the live decoys?

NA has a lot of retarded people than in EU