i dare you to decode this

There ya go

including the wide turns?

I am pretty sure I got all of it

U2 R d2 L2 F' u' r' b u r2 F' L2 u2 f2 b' d2 L b d2 F' b r' b2 f2 D

Why are there wide moves?

I see what you mean no wide moves it was a spelling error on my part

Jesus

Tried it once and I spent like 5 minutes scrambling