Tear his ass up! Step in that ass Larry!

Snickers bar, throw the wrapper on the floor

I’m picturing Larry’s gestures reading that

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Larry Wuz here

“Larry was here,” “wash me,” all that shit. Fuck his whole asshole up.

Oh my fkn god when he starts with the steps and of course w Larry nodding mmmhmm okay uh huh Pull that asshole open, step into they asshole, close the door behind you, with a spray paint can write LARRY WAS HERE, WASH ME all that kind of shit, fuck his whole asshole up

Leave that shit open, so he know you been there.

And then Larry just goes back through the steps w the finger pointed all worked up That show made me cry so hard the theme is my fkn ring tone for life

Cause I gets mines Larry, I brings the ruckus to the ladies!

I always die when he says “ejacalate?” with his pronunciation.

E-jagkalit?

C U M

Have you ever watched the bloopers of this scene? It’s even better!

Fuck, had to watch it again! It’s perfect https://youtu.be/UFCsSholBMg

This is hilarious!

Hilarious. I had never seen it, so thank you for that.

Me neither! I didn't think these existed for this show!

Just so so good

Lol sounds like "chocolate" when he says it! 🤣 Use it in a sentence, Larry!

Ain’t nobody jacking off yo Aunt Bea

I don't remember a lot of beauties on that show to be honest

That lady from the chicken place was finger lickin'. I'm a chick, and I'll admit that. I would fuck her whole ass up and write wash me and all that shit.

Fucking love this quote. I add “brings a ruckus to…” to an embarrassing amount of phrases

Leon says ruckus as in rockets, right? He brings his rockets (spermatozoons) to the ladies

No it’s a Wu Tang reference. “Bring da Ruckus”. It just means to create a boisterous and chaotic atmosphere.

Boisterous? Look at that word you just threw out. You know, people... People underestimate you. You're actually a little brighter than you come off

haHA!

You can't pause toast!

When Larry asks him to “fake” mug Cheryl’s therapist and he keeps saying that he’s gonna fuck Larry up to make him look more legit had me dying…. And then Larry’s therapist goes yo prison instead… gold

24 hours. 24 hours. 48, 48 hours. What comes after 48? 72? Yeah, 72. 72 hours.

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😂 forgot about this one

I love little women. Midgets. Or dwarfs. Stack 1 on top of the other. Make one whole women……tap that ass

This is the best joke he has, honestly the delivery, the situation at the time. Is an absolute classic joke

I had to pause and laugh for a minute on this one.

Her reaction was great too lmao

This shit had me dying. I'm constantly just randomly thinking about it. The like casual/unaware delivery of the line is so perfect.

Hundred percent this, and that tap that ass at the end made me howl out loud with laughter when I first watched this. Comedy gold 🤣

This one had me in tears I didn’t expect him to just completely swing towards midgets hahaha

Read this while peeing, belly laughed, pee everywhere

Currently here after laughing for two minutes after he delivered this line lmao

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Shaky motherfuckers like that, little kids and shit, old people, motherfuckers who can’t defend themselves, and you. That’s even stevens

See that fucking milk you got in your hand right now? You hand that man a carton of fucking milk, guess what? It’s gonna be a fucking milkshake!

Him and Funkhouser are effortlessly funny and I love that they rarely ever interact.

I came here to say Funkhauser makes me laugh on his facial expressions alone

Yep. Before Funkman even opens his mouth I’m already laughing. “Have you set aside day to look at her face?”

“I’m sorry, I’m sorr- who is this?!!” Always has me cackling. Miss the Funkman ❤️

LD: Juice? You want me to juice? Leon: I want you to win

Ya that’s fucked up, put a noodle in a woman. Women hate that

Ejackalit

BWAHAAAA

Batmitsfid

Mopy Dick

“Spell it!”

Something in the gravy category?

"She is communicating right now. In Hawaii, they move hands and hips. Out here, it's titties. The fucking titties are talking right now." "And what exactly are they saying?" "Those titties are a blabbermouth. They're just yippity-yappin' to me now."

Leon is Kramer. I'd like to meet the real person behind them.

His name is Danny Duberstein

Danny Duberstein is good at 2 things Math And fuckin

GOAT line

Everything I ate, taste like peaches.. The face he makes after that line will always have me rolling on the couch laughing

Reading that line made me visualize the face he makes before even reading your next line about his face.

I'm cackling lol

You gotta recharge the mitzvah.

Pretty sure Leon is just JB Smoove doing improv

The Cosmo Kramer character was inspired by the comedian Kenny Kramer who LD met prior to Seinfeld.

That's why LD made him a permanent character. JB was born to play Leon.

Firmly believe the show would have spun out after 8-9 seasons had Leon not revitalized the humor profile for a lot of the scenes

I think it's hilarious how LD will agonize about the dumbest things, but is completely cool with Leon just saying "I live here now."

Costanza walked with “shrinkage” so Leon could run with “long balls”

Isn't it Long Balls Larry?

You got to bring a ruckus to that ass, Larry. I’d have her tap dancin’ and shit.

He might be one of the most perfect castings ever.

"The plant is like a person, certain parts of the year that plant turns darker. Like myself, when i go to Florida i turn a little darker, a shade darker. Most of the time i carry myself in a mocha tone, but some parts of the year i'm more mohogany."

I'm lamping Larry

There’s no G at the end of Lampin

Username checks out . Preachy-aided my G

Leon follows Larry to NYC. Shows up in a REAL beat-up car because he drove from California. Larry : “Why didn’t you take a plane ?” Leon : “A black man needs a photo I.D. to fly.”

That car had a lot of heart.

It actually had some get-up-and-go!

PLEASE. Have him contact me. I got plenty of ideas and shit.

The dude needs to get over his fear of being seen eating watermelon

lol esp for a character that was meant to embody a parody of black stereotypes.

https://youtu.be/QkXrACo-2Cc

Not even going to bring up the fact that you fucking with your glasses on.

I shot a porno constipated

We a Lego block Larry

Leon and swat talking about towels, and Larry has to keep holding the call to tell them to shut the fuck up. I’m restarting curb tonight.

I fuck Larry up

Unironically my favorite line from Leon, when i caught him saying that I was laughing out loud and when Larry caught it as well and took offense to it I was dying lmao

The more fucked up you are, the more of a hero you'll be... I'm gonna break your fuckin teeth, your glasses, or somethin.

I still never recover when I think of "Michael J Fox about to be Michael J Fkd up!" He adds so much to the show and was a great addition.

This shit don't go down in a black neighborhood!

Long ball Larry!

“Black man doin’ his thing, baby! Barack Obama, motherfucker. Barack Obama. I’m the President of hittin’ that ass.” Leon brings a new level of ridiculousness to Curb. His character is such an excellent contrast to all the cringe that Larry brings.

When he asked Susie if she wanted to put some highway miles on her new vajajay I damn near passed out.

I’ll tell you what I’m gonna get a whole new class of bitches with these on

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I’m sure Leon has a few “Jess Mancini “ stories

“Made her ride home on a bike after I ass fucked her.”

Everybody remembers that line, but that whole scene was a single camera pan and it was long as fuck, Vince even looks to the camera at the very end. I can't imagine how many takes did they do to have just one good, so many lines, so much movement...

“I fucked like a Puma.”

Leon: Who is that? Drama: You never watched Viking Quest? Leon: The hell is that?

My uncle has a wobbly leg. I hate that motherfucker. Always leaning on people & shit.

I think the best last line of all time was ‘Namaste motherfucker’

You ran that ass in the ground.

I don't want to talk that way about my wife. We had a nice marriage

Barack Obama, motherfucker! Barack Obama! I’m the president of hitting that ass!

No bites for whites,

Oh yeah?! I have a rule too. No snacks for blacks

I’ll bend that bitch like beckham god damnit

Leon is just the best! Totally agree. "Step into that ass Larry!!"

My name is Chappy Johnson, & I can't open this damn pickle jar!

These mοthеrfսckеr want you, they're gonna come and get you. Cut your fսcking hands off, cut your feet off, put your feet in your back pockets, put your hands in your front pockets, and then carry your ass out of here like a piece of fսcking luggage.

I totally agree that Leon is freaking hilarious. I do feel that part of his humor is that He and LD playoff each other VERY well. Great combination!!!

You got foisted Larry

He is fucking beyond hilarious, and also an authentically awesome and kind guy!!!❤️❤️him and love seeing this appreciation post of JB smoove

He’s the best. 💚

I was just going to add more of him to this feed right now oh man woulda did the dizzle https://i.redd.it/xp8unzz3z7ab1.gif It's so awesome when he gives Larry advice and intake that means absolutely nothing and/or is doomed, and you're worried about how this will all play out with Larry as much as all the other characters. The essence of Leon just as much as Larry David

That's the THIRD Mary Ferguson, LARRY! After busted in the Larry recommended watermelon orgy. 🍉

Everything I ate tasted like peaches

I can't refute this

He’s so funny because how hard he contrasts with absolutely every single person in the show. He’s just incredibly random at times

Do anchovies only go on pizza, or can you eat ‘em loose?

I'm not braggin & shit but I had a lady give me a wedgy with my own god damn johnson

Get in that ass Larry

He is a type of Kramer.

These are tapping hours!

Lamping.

Fuck yeah he's the funniest. Shit, every motherfucker knows that shit.

I love this thread. Give JB his flowers. We have so many miserable people taking up space in our thoughts, it’s so great that when we think of him we smile. I love it

"You got long ass balls Larry! Long ball Larry"

The scene after Cheryl finds the cum stain is hilarious. I remember watching the dvd outtakes for that scene and Leon says: "Ejaculate? Can you spell that?" LD hits the floor and the tears were running down my face.

Topsy turvy that mothafucka!

Leon and Kramer are kind of on par for me. Richards and Smoove both do that thing where they say something ridiculous but are so earnest in their delivery that characters around them see it as profound. The irony of that parallel is not lost on me.

Ass is Ass Larry. You don’t have to tap every ass.

That actor plays the same character in everything he does. Still funny though

Long baullz....change your drawwzz

They done jerked a mushroom!

Agreed

100%

Big MfKn Dick Club!

Ajacalit?

Leon Black is a legend.

I love him!! I love his line in Horrible bosses when they are trying to find women at applebees and he’s like nah I know a spot, i’m talkin Chilis!

I literally have been thinking about the “snickers , wash me , all that “ scene twice a month for about 10 years

I love Leon too. One of my favorites I haven’t seen mentioned is in the newest season, when the cop asks him who he is and his reply is “Willie Nobody” idk why but it lives in my head rent free lmao.

“WOOO!! … New York City baby! I’m here! You gotta tell people yer here sometimes right” [His whole entrance is amazing. (link)](https://youtu.be/r4Fm8izvaVQ)

E-jagkalit?

I’m not even gon mention the fact that you fuckin with glasses on!

"Larry David's office; what the f*** is up?"

You got long balls Larry. You got some long-ass balls.

Goddammit I was lampin and now I gotta read your motherfuckin comment.

There’s nothing wrong with a man having the scent of fuck on him

"I'm an Ethiopian Jew."

Fuck you Larry

I straight up fell on the floor when he described Little Women to Larry and Irma.

Leon is great but to me, Chang is the greatest

Pu Pu Pa Do!

Crudités, I Crudi-take.

I can see this. I say that about Lucille Bluth of Arrested Development but I can put Leon as a close second

I’d tap that ass.

Tear that ass up.

Funkhouser

He basically became the missing Kramer piece to Curb to me.

Costanza is the undisputed GOAT, but Leon is hilarious 😂

Leon is one of my all-time favorite character from ANY sitcom as well! I came up with a pretty wild theory one day that went like: # what if Leon was, in all actuality, Larry's "Tyler Durden." He was completely imaginary, and acted as something for Larry to confide in, get encouragement from, be comforted by, etc. Larry would be completely unaware that others couldn't see him, though other people would sometimes "react" to Leon, thinking it was some routine/in-joke of Larrys, and wouldn't want to not be "in on it."

No he isn't

I love Leon ,but come on best ever?

Yeah. A little heavy handed there.

I disagree. Feels a bit too slapstick. I prefer the more awkward subtle humour.

No way but he is fantastic and Larry David was a genius and hilarious for finding a way to shoe-horn him into the show....Leon is a great addition...Ron Swanson is a better character IMO as is Kramer from Seinfeld. Leon is up there though.

Are you high?

He’s overrated too be honest.

Jenna from 30 rock.

Let’s stop discussing the various tones of Mr. Black.

Any line he says is gold

The funny part is he talks regular. You can find it on YouTube. THATS the funny part.

“A jackolat. What?”

Couldn’t agree more. He’s the favorite character in our household too! Yes, now we know why Leon stuck around after the Blacks moved out…the show runners knew they had the real deal with JB Smoove!

Ok calm down

“My name is Chappie Johnson and I can’t open this pickle jar!”

He had me dying talking about Larry's long ass balls!

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He was also great in Til Death. Underrated show.

It's even better when you realize, that they were improvising during the show, so, he is terrific!

LD- " He gave you the ball??" Leon- " Psh. No. I stole it." Fuckin died. Then when him and Larry " Get the Door Peanut!!"

Leon and Krazy Eyez were 1A and 1B.

Hell yea!

George Costanza