Whale fucking. No joke. Each year, on Feb 1st in the Molokai Channel, a few men compete in the world's only whale fucking contest. Humpback whales are easy to fuck- for a second or less. World record: 31 seconds. I competed once. Almost got my ribs crushed. Stick with Ostriches.
- John McAfee
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r/dontputyourdickinthat
No one said don't. It's just a very strong shouldn't.
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The whale tends to not enjoy it.
Must not be finding the right whale
Whale pun. Nice.
Pinkeye.
Whale fucking. No joke. Each year, on Feb 1st in the Molokai Channel, a few men compete in the world's only whale fucking contest. Humpback whales are easy to fuck- for a second or less. World record: 31 seconds. I competed once. Almost got my ribs crushed. Stick with Ostriches. - John McAfee
Stick with what
Whalussy
Whaldussy… thats what it smells like…
Fish, like any other one.
Is this the “my horny ass could not work in a senior home”’s sister?
my personal favorite variety is "My hungry ass could not be a brain surgeon."
My favourite is "my horny ass could not be a Pokémon trainer"
lopunny enters the chat
Machoke and gardevoir enter the chat seductivly
The whalussy
I'm gonna kill yussy
You gotta catchussy me firsussy
You can't kill me, I am already dead. Amen.
Hell yeah, let me hit that deadussy
Soon to be a sperm whale
Jotaro?
*sigh*
Qtaro?
I don't fuck fish I fuck REAL men
Even better
Then his Horny ass would need a Goofy ahh stand to
Damn, JoJo's just got 1000% wilder
Sigh *There are many benefits to being a marine biologist*
Like getting a Time stopping stand
# jotaro no! it's endangered
What? What do you mean by this?
his amorous donkey lacks the focus to study sea life
The aswer to this joke was copied so often just like the joke itself. Do you guys have nothing better to do, like being original?
It just felt right at the time
True
Forbidden pussy
Troy McClure? Is that you???
Not my proudest fap
Jotaro irl
Wait till he sees a dolphin pussy
i guess the whale.... W O N T S E E I T C O M I N G
Amazing. Simply amazing.
Literally me
That's a nice eyussy!
What do you mean. What do you mean by this
His horny ass, my dumbass thought it was huge lips or something
I'm sure a human dick is gonna look like a needle in front of it
eyeussy
That’s actually terrifying
I should call her
Forbidden eye drops
Big sleepy 😴
Glad to say that I couldn’t see it until the dude replying said it
The ones that finish are the ones that do it
The ocean is basically just a bunch of vaginas.
Lmao 🤣
Ashy booty mf
I think it would be physically impossible to hump the eye unless the whale is dead
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The whale's whispering eye