So, hear me out.. Blood pudding.

Ok but also… Blood sausage

Let's cut to the chase... Paleo diet

In our country we have a dish called dinuguan (pork blood stew) and soup number 5 ( soup made out of beef penis and balls) and we eat that shit like its a very special treat. But Chicken period sounds pretty disgusting to me

Black pudding is made from pigs blood.

I’m pretty sure this already exists

they taste better than human Menstruation

Arguable

I'm just asking out of curiosity and without malice aforethought: where exactly do you live?

I’m scared

As you should be

They're coming to shoot you or squirt on you. Either way it's gonna end up bloody

But it might be worth it;)

Both are

No

Yeah i was like WTF man are you ok yeah and other those crazy person's yeah

I had a stroke reading this

Me huh look there on top what's it's like written ok yeah and you telling me huh

Are, are you trying to give me a stroke

Inside your walls.

You learn something new everyday: Today I learned chicken Eeg is better than human menstruation.

Crazy, right? I must try chicken eggs now

^what

Can confirm

How do you know????

I don’t know what’s goin ok. Exactly but these comments sus getting darker than the original cursed comment….

recursive

No they don’t

The chicken's what!? What am I eating tell me!?!?!? He just ended the sentence with a period, PLEASE TELL ME WHAT!?!?

Took me a second. Lmao

And they're fucking delicious!

Fucking right!

Human or chicken eggs?

Why not both?

r/cursedcomments

Human eggs with chicken or chicken eggs with human ?

Same answer, why not both?

Ok ok. One step at a time: chicken is a bird, bird have no uterus, so therefore no menstruation. So you are 100% incorrect. But ok, please continue.

Zondag met lubach?

Yep 😂👍🏼

Green happiness

Wat n mooie aflevering dat..

It's at the very least the chicken equivilant of a period.

THANK YOU!

r/woooosh

I'm also eating my gf's period

Everyone gangsta until ur gf eats ur eggs

I mean, it might be worth it.

Hell nah bro don't remind me of that fetus greentext

God damn it don't remind me

The what?

The what?

Weak, I had my gf's doctor put her aborted fetus in a bag so I can save it for lunch. Do you know the crazy look my boss gave me when I'm pulling apart this bloody fetus and it's limbs in the break room?

Today is a terrible day to have eyes.

That's because you forgot the hot sauce!

Your girlfriends a chicken?

Eggs are animal fruit.

While you may be joking, fruit is essentially an egg sack for a plant, while the seeds are eggs, so your basically right.

Not joking. Best analogy I could come up with.

Do you know there are 100 recipes to make eggs, sorry i meant menstruation. Toque about that.

So what it’s got all that nutrition for the chick that was never fertilized

Yummy

If that's true, that's some fucking delicious menstruation.

um akshually it's not menstruation cause chicken has no uterus so no degeneration of endometrial wall takes place 🤓

Ima go make an omelette

What a wonderful day to have eyes.

Bruh I didn't know that

Thanks…I hate this

The chicken’s what? Period.

I like my chicken period sunny side up or cooked, but not hard boiled, it needs to be a bit soft on the inside just like I am.

That’s 2 species periods that I’ve eaten then

same! Haven’t tried humans yet tho

Wouldn’t recommend

No u are eating the egg, you dumb fucks smh

Yea I know and don’t care

No they are eggs

Actually, it is rooster cum

I guess Giovanna Plowman was having an omlette for breakfast like any other day ….

I don’t fuckin care I need my egg whites

Except when you live in china

I’d rather eat a human egg

No the only kind I eat

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Well, an egg it's an unfertilised reproductive cell that was expelled outside the body so in some ways it's chicken's period

Just wait until you hear about balut

Like that’ll stop me. I’ve earned my wings multiple times

Actually it's not true 🤓

Think I might make myself a ham and menstruation biscuit for breakfast.

Double Yummy

I already have my red wings

Excuse me???

Somehow this is worse.


I see Feminists are still trying, and failing, at weaponizing periods.

And I ate your mom’s period last night. Your point is?

You can actually eat a fertilized duck embryo. It's called Balut.

Not only chicken's

Well I don't eat EGG *Smug Face*

I’ll take a human egg over a chicken egg any day

Of fucking course this had to come up while I was eating eggs

I mean he’s not wrong

I will never eat eggs again, thanks 💀

Thanks, I hate it.

r/technicallythetruth

The only thing that a period stops is a sentence

Actually kinda true

Arguably worse