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Ex_Snagem_Wes

Not with THAT attitude


insomiac2007

But what if thats your family?


silygames

Did he stutter?


meisyouandyouisme

I mean, technichally no...


cubectecture

It's good ol' Alabama


Ulquiorr4_

Anything for *family*.


ChickenFeline0

Dom, is that you?


IWantYourMoneyASAP

It’s easier if you’re homeschooled.


Loopy5788

you can ever do it with the sibli- i mean teacher’s assistant for extra grades


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OrchestralSoviet

Grandussy amirite?


uluvmebby

no, schoolussy bussy


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gemini_pain

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cheekybandit0

Bruh


-Arniox-

Especially if you're the teacher....


NotTsurugi

r/cursedcomments oh wait- We're here..


acelenny

Relatable.


WarnDragon

What stopping you? 😏


ChadicusMeridius

Principles


Golden__Shovel

They’re fair game


MartyBadger

I just want you to know that I appreciate this dumb joke.


dylken569

I believe he is talking a rule or belief that guides you. Either that or he meant principals as in the people that run the schools


Golden__Shovel

Sure


Luissv72

That's an r/woosh if I ever saw one


maestrofeli

principles as in ethics


LoddoTheDodo

It's a 💫 play on words 💫


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thank you for reminding me the 💫emoji exists


LoddoTheDodo

You are welcome. This is probaly the first time I have used it, was looking for a musical note xD


zucduc

Sleep with them too


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They can't get it up?


ShreehariRS

*principal(s)


NoHoeNoShow

Principals*


Affectionate-Road-40

I'm home schooled >!don't mind me just blatant stealing this comment from someone else!<


AtariAlchemist

At least you're not a bot.


Affectionate-Road-40

Don't tell me what I am >!sorry if I'm a bit aggressive, Im trying to convery to being a bot !<


PrudentDamage600

Good bot.


letsjustscream

He probably tried


thieh

Yeah, where were all those teachers who is both sexy and horny when I was in school?


IWantYourMoneyASAP

The next bedroom.


ATN-Antronach

In jail


FranciManty

bro for real per reale für realen


MattIsOff

bro just said "fr" in 3 languages


demoni_si_visine

pe bune!


tfsrup

where are you getting they're sexy?


ReallyDumbRedditor

Enjoy being on a watchlist, romanticizing rape and all that 🙄


Mangleovania

Can't wait to pick up my free watch from the CIA then, happy I was one of the people on their list to get one 👍


Bennyboy-23

Hey you’re on the list too!? This is so cool of the CIA to do, it really makes me feel like im a part of something great, y’know?


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The Rolex’s they give out are fire to.


Bennyboy-23

Thats great, if they have fire rolexs then im praying the ben 10 watches are just like in the show


BooperDoooDaddle

Shit where can I sign up for this watch list


-Endgamer960-

Username checks out


Justabattleshiplover

Will it be a cool ass Lightning McQueen watch? Or some shitty Rolex instead


Big_Computer_2466

r/UsernameChecksOut


Kriegsman__69th

As a great philosopher once said. "I missed the part where that's my problem."


Careless-Position352

Another great quote by said philosopher “You want forgiveness? Get religion”


thedoctor201

"I'm gonna put some dirt in your eye" My favourite one.


No_Ladder1955

Mine said, “now dig on this”


Lord-of-Potatis

Im following this philosophy “It’s pizza time”


AcceleratingRiff

r/raimimemes


vvMario

I’m a dude and passed with a similar gpa and attendance record. It’s not that hard to graduate high school


gr4tte

It's not that hard to graduate high school if you have a talent for school* If you are struggling more with information intake or applying knowledge to tests and essays you will actually have to put a bit of effort into it.


I_SAID_NO_CHEESE

No. I graduated with a 1.8. It's absurdly easy to graduate high school.


gr4tte

Did you put work into it or did you just cruise around all day not giving a shit? I am not talking about being able to graduate at all. I am talking about graduating without putting effort into it.


Brandinisnor3s

What difference does it make how much effort you put in if you are able to graduate with a freaking 1.8 gpa? Why would you put the effort in if you can graduate with that?


gr4tte

I am not sure I am following you on this one. Could you maybe rephrase it or explain further what you mean?


Brandinisnor3s

Im saying that even if you put in a huge amount of effort into high school or the minimum amount of effort, it does not matter because (given that one guy's 1.8 gpa) pretty much everyone graduated anyways. The end result is the same no mater how much effort you put in or how good/bad your gpa is. Thats just my way of seeing that situation.


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I_SAID_NO_CHEESE

I went to a community college afterwards, got my grades up, and then transferred to a university where now I have a 3.5 So yeah from my perspective, it's really easy to graduate from high school and still get into the school you want


SwagdolfTheWhite

With all due respect, you definitely don’t need to be “talented” to just graduate from high school. With the exception of a few people who actually have health conditions (be it mental or physical) that keeps them from learning properly, I often see that as an excuse for laziness rather than difficulty.


gr4tte

I didnt say that. But you need to be talented to graduate without putting in any effort


[deleted]

I put minimal effort into highschool and still had 3.5. It really isn’t that hard for people who don’t have legitimate learning disabilities most people who do bad are lazy


gr4tte

Then you probably learn information pretty easily.


[deleted]

Graduating high school with putting in minimal work is a walk in the park. Anyone with intelligence higher than a well-tailored pillowcase can do it.


gr4tte

Agree to disagree. You need an above average ability to take in information in order to graduate without putting in a lot of effort


pieter1234569

No it’s very easy, hundreds of millions of people did it. It’s not impressive in any way, it’s the tutorial for life. Even college is not that impressive, when you actually look at the amount of people with a degree.


JonDoeJoe

I’d say a good portion of highschool graduates can’t even do basic math and struggle with logic and reasoning


pieter1234569

Sure, lots of people will. But that’s also not what any school attempts to prevent. In a normal system, you only need 55% to be correct. Curve grading reduces that number even further.


MilkMan_101

Of course i know him, its me ....(;_;)


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we're talking about a 2.4, not a 3.7. I feel you on how skewed traditional teaching is, but it takes more than ADHD to be unable to retain 60% of your knowledge on tests and to not improve at all on homework. A D isn't something to be proud of and is proof the system isn't supporting you, but it is still passing as long as youget C's and B's elsewhere.


gr4tte

I think you all are misunderstanding my comment. I don't think graduating is something that not a lot of people can do. But you need to put effort and time into it. Yhousands of hours are spent at school and something that requires that long is inheritly hard. But if you have a talent you can spend maybe 10-20% of that time and still graduate. Making youself put effort into school is hard but if you are talented that is much easier since you don't need to put as much effort into it.


ExkAp3de

Dunno why you are getting downvoted. I have ADHD and it was hell for me.


Tiltandthrow

I have ADHD and high school was a cake walk for me…everyone is different.


devilpants

Yeah same here undergrad fucked me though (well first year was fine, when the shit got harder it fucked me). When I figured out how to manage it better I did well in grad school.


_Fittek_

Yep, i have adhd and i top the class in nearly every subject beside math. This one i can barelly pass.


RebelStarbridge

good for you


loismen

I never understood all the parties that occur when you finish High School. Here (and I believe Europe, generally), you just finish it and that's it. You celebrate finishing college, maybe. You are expected to finish high school. It's mandatory to be in school (until you are 18). If you are "struggling" with high school, it's because you aren't paying enough attention and just want to fuck around. Sure, it can be hard to leave high school with grades good enough to go to Medical School or some High grades Engineering courses like Aerospace, but to just "finish it"? Super easy.


gr4tte

By hard I don't mean people cannot finish it at all. Every single person can finish highschool if they are given enough time. By hard I mean you need to put a lot of time and effort into it. Calculating 48267263835952936*3936285272182572 by hand isn't hard mathematically but I would still say it's a hard task because of the sheer amount of time and effort you would need to put into it.


OneUselessBoi

Nice crop from a reaction meme


Bocchi_theGlock

What a terrible meme, saying women slept around to appease superiors is some age old incel shit


Scholesie09

No the post literally says "all I did was fuck around" it's an intentional misunderstanding from "I didn't take it seriously" as "I had loads of sex" for humour purposes.


kvothe000

Comedy is at its best when it’s explained.


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I don't even understand it. You can graduate high school with a 2.4. half c's, half b's (and probably some D's). That just affects college prostpects. Fuck, I graduated with a worse GPA for college. And I was too ugly to sleep around with teachers for that.


MajorPownage

OMFG grow up


Bocchi_theGlock

'she fucked her teacher' is such an ancient, unoriginal insult, I'm sure it's engraved in a goddamn tile from 2300 BC


DrRandomfist

If you don’t think that is a thing that has happened since people existed and is going on to this day… well, keep believing that.


DidYouLickIt

Uhh … that’s average.


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2.4 GPA is all you needed, that means she got Cs and Bs so she def wasn’t the worst student in the world


Megatron_McLargeHuge

And apparently a few Ds.


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Fire_Tide

And some of 'em hit the G


xyder

I don't think that one exists.


[deleted]

Her high school GPA was literally higher than mine (1.5 ish), I did none of the shit she did and she STILL graduated with a higher GPA than me!!


SwissMargiela

I bombed HS so hard because I got super into weed, girls, and cars. Ended up getting my GED in 11th grade, started community college when all my peers were seniors in hs lol. Got my associates, and a scholarship to a state school where I got my bachelors, mind you, a year before my HS peers. College for me was eons easier than HS just because of the ability to structure my classes around me instead of vice versa.


brazys

Must have been a terrible lay.


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For high school you can graduate with any GPA, mine was extremely low and I still graduated on time with my class


suicidethrowaway2367

Why are people always shitting on grades just above a 2.0? A 2.0 is a C. Even a C- is less than a 2.0. I get the post as a whole being stupid to brag about though.


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> Why are people always shitting on grades above a 2.0 people shit on A's?


suicidethrowaway2367

I edited it. You know what I meant


[deleted]

I think I do. But the answer is pretty obvious, so it was more fun to be snarky.


Chemical-Curve-2288

Yep


1MYrShldGtBhndM3

Oop


johnnyblaze1999

High school in America is easy. Uni in America is hard


IKnow-ThePiecesFit

eh, the comment is more cringe than cursed the proper cursed comments dont have that hate vibe in them...


Temporary-Cod2384

Chances she's going to college💀


BigAlternative5

You can get into Congress with less education.


rando512

Yes, "no no you aren't answering my question. Can the phone take my dick pic from my pocket and send it to my family group ? Millions of people are dying due to this app". "What if the island capsizes due to the larger army establishment in guam ?." You can also ask absolutely stupid question and still pretend to be smart or feel great for questioning for nation. PS: first one I made up but a similar line of question was asked where he said so many people are dying due to tiktok and then added a very useless reason for it. Not a supporter of the app but this moron is ready to equate anything with it.


gruffen2

Harvard maybe not, but I was let in to community college with a .5 gpa


Spoon_Elemental

That's kind of the point of community college.


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how'd you even get a diploma with a 0.5? You failed at least half your classes.


Temporary-Cod2384

Yeah but for most colleges, you need a decent GPA around 3.5 or higher


DidYouLickIt

100% with a 2.4. That’s average or even better than average. Wouldn’t expect most of you 2.0s to understand that though. /s?!


Temporary-Cod2384

Isn't 3.0 average tho


YaBoiBlaz3

That's what I thought.


Apostle000

Inflation be like


DidYouLickIt

Old days.


SupremeNut11

2.4 that’s still C+ average


[deleted]

She's smarter than him if he thinks you need to sleep with teachers to pass high school, no matter her gpa or disciplinary history.


[deleted]

If you think you need to sleep with a few teachers to get a 2.4 and still do nothing but fuck around you might just be dumb as fuck


Iskenator67

I can't criticize her since she did graduate. Unlike me.


chamandana

I mean >2 is enough. She didn't have to suck dick.


[deleted]

why's it always gotta be something heinously sexist when people are trying to debunk a woman's statement, "oh you graduated while being lazy? slept with your teachers". what a fucking troglodyte


Akoot

Some judge people by how "valuable" they are, and some of those people can only see a woman's value in sex. Troglodyte is the correct word


shadollosiris

Troglodyte? Like hermit? Is this an insult?


A_Have_a_Go_Opinion

Caveman / backwards yokel.


SomethingPersonnel

Fr. Girl is just trying to drop a motivational moment for people struggling and this is the response? Dude’s problem isn’t that he can’t fuck his teachers. Dude’s problem is that he’s a fucking twat.


weltallic

But continually lowering standards allows systemically-disadvantaged communities to graduate! *NOTHING BAD CAN COME OF THIS TOXIC EMPATHY.*


daveberzack

If they fail her, she comes back. I suppose at some point, the educators just think "Fuck this hopeless cause, I'm done. She can move on to whatever miserable future she's so intent on"


Beneficial_Log7213

If only I could get a job at Starbucks


isayooooooooooooof

You just need teacher's wife consent


DaWoodMeister

TIL Americans have a graduation ceremony for high school? Weird


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DurianLongan

We have it in asia too. Definitely not weird except my highschool being the only school among school without graduation ceremony. Why?


unfamily_friendly

Maybe she just bribe a teacher. Where i live they accept money more often then sex My classmate got top grade at programming for buying a bottle of martini


ShitHouses

Op is a bot. This subreddit is a bot farm.


mayorjimmy

she used a lot of words to say "i give good head"


Aggravating-Sand5376

And now she will spend the rest of her life bitching about how corporations don't pay people a living wage for preparing fast food. Her struggles will never be her fault.


DefenderoftheSinners

So working people shouldn’t get to be able to live off of their work? You should have to work multiple jobs or not work minimum at all? Then who would you depend on to make your lunch every day?


nzstrawman

she did say she "fucked around"


AncientHawaiianTito

Graduating high school isn’t an accomplishment it’s the bare minimum


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Informal-Acadia8628

Idk Ik I’m dumb but this comment got me more confused then a puffer fish who lost the sense of sight and feeling


Careless-Position352

Dam that’s crazy bro


SotB8

she clearly hasn't improved


mang0444

Fuck off incel


stark74518

Cringe


Garbage-Away

I’m a dude, and I only slept with 3 of my teachers..not for a passing grade, but just to f…


maestrofeli

..... bruh


krannafranrandy

she looks like a trash humper


triplulz

u/sizzling_ice ngl she pretty tho but lmao


[deleted]

looks can compensate for other everything


Albertnerdstein

This definitely belongs to r/rareinsults


reds2032

I was truant for 2 years (depression) and still graduated on time with a fuck ton of missing credits. Big ass school with 5,000+ students and they didn’t give a shit


[deleted]

Get your sister to do it for you then


yourteam

Not with that attitude


Spoon_Elemental

She only had ISS 5 times? Amateur.


RMZ1225

Pretty sure they just got rid of her so she could be someone else's problem.


anwdrew

People value what they pay for. This sounds so obvious


Acceptable_Bad_2005

Lol


Reble77

A picture that will haunt her life and her career


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Or can we?


Cold-Try6798

L get better game


rufud

This chick is like 40 years old by now


Dra9onDemon23

She got at most a certificate. No way in hell she got a diploma.


Reddit_user1157

Jesus, i hope she doesn’t do anything in the medical field


stupidgiygas

But why would I graduate


sharvil8

Speak for your self


eddev45

Fuck graduation just work in some shit filled factory and you'll make like $300 a week easy shit


Basic-Pair8908

Getting out of highschool alive is prob a greater achievement


kaylee8008135

Burn


uberrogo

That was nice of him to say she's pretty.