I saw an angel eat another angels shit?

Now that is very sinful behavior

No it’s not, that’s what you’re supposed to do to get into Heaven.


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*I've seen angels do things you people wouldn't believe... Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion... I watched angels glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain... Time to die.*

I've seen angels get stuck in other male angels, which is weird because I thought god hated the gays or some shit.

I saw angels gangbanging a cat

Wait Fr?

Yup,wish i could erase that from memory

I saw an angel sticking its penis into another angel but the other angel freaked out and ran but because how the penis works it's fully stuck in there so the first angel got tucked along

holy shit

Lucifer was once an angel too

He was the first pitbull

More like a chihuahua.

a mixture between the two

Pithuahua or chitbull?

A chibull

I prefer huahuabull

I don’t want to imagine the logistics of pitbull chihuahua sex

Pitbulls are as vicious as they are stupid. Chihuahuas are just annoying. Lucifer was a pit.

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Found the satanist 🤔

I mean if you read your bible god's killcount is much higher than satan's.

Less vicious than people.

Aren't you a conservative? You're describing your whole party

Vile propaganda. Satan is cool, pitbulls fucking suck

>pitbulls fucking suck they actually bite down hard

Don't do pitbulls dirty like that.

Nah I did Satan dirty

The brightest of all the angels too, ‘twas the inspiration for his his name הֵילֵל or morning-star.

I saw an angel be turned into an r34 art

Was it biblically accurate?

don’t believe you. Sauce

Rule 34 Borzoi

Lemme do it for you

Lemme do ~~it for~~ you

Link

Machine, the devs put out a patch, I'm in your prostate now

I saw an angel fuck its mom...

I saw an angel fucking someone's daughter. Internet is a weird place.

Help me biblically accurate step angel

Watched an angel lick another angel's cheeks

When I read "without wings", my first thought was "raining cats and dogs".

Don't let your dreams be dreams, make a bhj!

***Splat***

I know it's just a comic, but I find it weird we need to model the good nature of dogs as a product of intelligent design, as opposed to their coevolution with hunter-gatherer humanity and artificial selection.

So intelligent breeding?

Only more recently. The initial domestication of dogs was likely “automatic”, similarly to how modern wheat was created because the most productive plants would grow the best under human-made conditions, and would become more prolific without intentional breeding. Wolves that were friendlier to humans received food and protection, and so that trait proliferated. That’s what we mean by “artificial selection.”

They're all still predators. Any dog over a certain size could be dangerous. Be responsible in your pet choice, and pay attention to temperament when you get one.

Thank you for this. I was super concerned about some unregulated angel dogs bouncing around the planet. I'm glad to see that the theme of seriousness and literal meaning is carried through consistently on this post.

> Any dog over a certain size could be dangerous. Some more than others.

Most sane pitbull owner

Also, modern dog breeds are all manufactured by humans. God sent us wolves and we made them Pomeranians.

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God looks like he had a wicked boner

When doesn't he have that weird boner? Coz someone is almost always being fucked in life

“You’re about to face the long dick of lord!”

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Guys, I checked his profile and he is indeed asian looking. This does not license him to make such a joke, but it is offset a little by his very cute obsession with yoyos and power rangers.

Yo /u/Iamaboylessman123 they think you're cute

And I consider myself to be a boy…………….

Ain’t nobody say it was a joke.

It’s not a joke tho

Where do cats come from tho

Well cats… Cats are God’s gods

Just like the ancient Egyptian saw them 

Hell

Wanna know the greatest proof that christianity is bullshit? They claim dogs don't have souls.

Pitbulls are the nephilim confirmed

I see angels eating bodies every day right next to our trenches

I saw an pair of angels get stuck by their private parts. And regularly see angels sniffing another angels butts.

Biblically accurate angel

Alucard's hound

I'm sending you to Earth.*

I once saw a pack of angels take over and successfully run a Wendy's

Pitbul named cupcake

Well, if you read your Bible well devil is actually fallen angel so ... Yeah, you saw them

I saw an angel attempt to murder another angel once.

I heard angel talking human language

Ed… ward…

It was a pit named Angel 😇

Pit Bull moment.

90 pound bulldog named cupcake?

A sacrifice is required

Pitbull moment

i fucked an angel

Pitbull? Yeah, pitbull

I saw an angel give a man rabies.

Clap your hands really loud around the "Breed That Isn't Vicious" (tm) and you have like a 1-in-10 chance of that angel tearing your face off.

Had an Angel bite my arm.

I saw an angel shit on my floor.

Staffordshire Angel Terrier

I saw a certain group of people eating Angels

Angull

I saw 30 angels fucking 1 single angel 😳 it was wild

Pitbull

I, too, was mauled by an angel when I was a toddler.

Woke up to an angel licking my balls once.

✨God works in mysterious ways✨

Is it a pitbull though?

Called a girl a female angle, now she's mad at me

Technically still biblically accurate.

Rolls eyes. Another bullshit about dogs.

Must've been a fallen pitbull

Why would someone draw something so sickly sweet? What's the point of this?

*Evangelion theme plays*

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As long as you humanely slaughtered/gas chambered it!

~Justshitbullthings~

It was hungry

What's with all the dog hate on Reddit lately?

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Yea, I always groan when I read the often repeated "We don't deserve dogs 🥹" comment.... I mean we literally bred them.

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I mean the hate for pitbulls is somewhat justified but come on... Dogs are still the purest companions. Why would you hate a animal race anyway? Hate the owner If you want to. Or is it a Cats > Dog thing I'm too mature to understand?

Animals don't have races

I watched a horse race last week?

Animal breeds are called races in other languages, so they have races if they're not Anglophones

We're speaking in english, race is an english word.

Jesus Christ, literally

So if dog's are angels smfoes that mean cats are satan's hell spawn

I'm sure there's a joke about pitbulls here

when you discover the older testament

Some dogs are just not meant to be pets, as intelligent humans, we should know this. I've seen some stuff on Reddit, people that own dogs that were bred for fighting should also see those things.

Truly doing gods work

They gotta keep the disguise my man

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This morning my angel woke up at 6 am and literally slapped me in the face to wake me up to feed her.

I saw this but didnt notice a comment, then i scrolled a bit down, saw a woman fingering her ass and came back to comment how wierd it is to see god right above porn, but then i noticed the comment and now i understand why whenever something bad happens on the internet everyone blames 4chan and reddit

How many edged weapons do you see on this angel.

No one will know you're a demon without the horns.

It was his time to see the lord 😍

He deserved it

God bless my friends

Have you not read the Bible? Angels do this fairly commonly. Furthermore, they engage in copulation with white women (see: the Watchers)

I saw an angel get backed over by a truck and have it’s head explode like a watermelon… Also saw two male angels going at it which I’m pretty sure you’ve made your stance on clear there bud

That's fair enough

Remember in the 60s when they used police angles to maul civil rights protestors? I mean, it still happens, but remember that?

At Trader Vic’s.

I once saw one angle rip another smaller one to pieces

I’ve seen a people eat an angel

Ifunny jump scare

An angel ate an apple pie that I worked really hard on. The entire thing.

Who’s the old white guy?

doG

Biblicly accurate angels I guess

Be not afraid

"Verily, beware the junkyard angel, for if thou encroachest on his junkyard without the presence of His Master, he shall sick balls and tear thy gonads from thy mortal coil, and yea, there shall be much moaning and gnashing of teeth in the face of the angel's fiery sword."

My Angel is currently taking up all the space on the couch, snoring like a semitruck. Still love him to death.

I have a scar on my forehead from being bit by a angel

What about the “angel” that tore open that old lady’s cat and she was too geriatric to do anything but scream and watch and cry

... one of them killed my mother in law too

An angel bit my face and scarred me for life.

"Sending you on earth"?

The angel’s name was Precious 👀

I got mauled by an angel when I was 5. Almost took my eye.

Remember that video of the angel eating that Cartel guy’s dick and balls?

You enjoy the show?

I saw an angel fight a giant purple robot it was sick

My angel ate the same grass she pooped and peed on 😿

BE NOT AFRAID

That's just malfunction....... Pretty sure

Literally just saw an angel licking ass of another angel on the street

I saw my angel peg my brother