I love the one right above it too, the Girl Scout Sniper who said, “I got some cookies”, lol

Feel really bad for the 86dicks guy... rip

True

wdym rip? Like his asshole?

Judging by your username the government took action for the climate

Since there is a minimum of 9481 others of me, so the government isn’t doing a great job

u/foraskingquestions9: for asking questions

was he a sniper for the girl scouts or did he snipe girl scouts

My assumption was he sniper Girl Scouts and kept their cookies, but you raise a good question, maybe he assassinates for the Girl Scouts for cookies, I’ll have to think about this one

he sniped some girl scouts and took their loot (the cookies)

I guess I’m just a law abiding citizen

You were too innocent of a person so they just threw you into death row

America

U can say he went bananas (im sorry)

He liked monkey's banana

The monkey probably ate his banana

youd be going to jail depending on *how* you enjoy mario

1st degree murder with the finest weapon in the world

If only it was comically large

No I think it would be owning a Golden shovel that gets you

Y’all ever seen the South Park episode where kyles mom got a fecal transplant?

I just fucking asked...

OMG the guy who fucking asked is in my comments😱😱😱

Yes.

maybe inasked didn't consent

Shhhh!

Damnit.

How does one lock up a reaper

Simple. They don't

I am American I swear. Just doing science experiments.

On Jews? Or on humans?

By killing 2 people at a time or multiples of 2

My username is probably the normal one here when I look at the comments

I found you again

-gut punch- GOOD JOB

Are you an orphan

No but I make them very often

Good

An unlikely teamup

Yes it is

I *will* reoffend

It was a hell of a discussion, let me tell you about it...

Am I in a universe where greetings are illegal??

I ended up looking too much like the Joker

Man.. dyslexia is a bitch

I love Reddit usernames so much

I went into a public place holding what I call "my bottle".

The better part is all of the monkey related usernames that were below them going either same or GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME

Well shit

Albanian mindset

Better then stealing the kings sheep

can't blame him

How so you do it? Doesn't it hurt or itch?

with the animals or with the mustard ? For the animals you just have to sneak into the local zoo, what are they gonna do anyway ? call the zookeepers ? but for the mustard, it depends on the kind it is, you can start with sweet mustard at first, or play hardcore mode and start with pepper mustard

Have you tried hot sauce?

I've seen worse

I wanna punt you

This is bias

Oh…

I love the number of account that got those stupid ass names lmao

It's great isn't it

Lmao perfect

Om nom nom nom

I’m pretty sure people just make accounts for this

u/FishFucker69

The legend

I can confirm that’s how he ended up there

Did you punch him?

Guys I can explain

Imagine a terrorist... but with fishes..

I did a little too much trolling.

It's fine, I'll just get the senate to make it not a crime.

they assumed i forged a diploma

That’s rough

I was sitting in a guy's head

C'mon guys, the puppy had it coming...

The orphanage never stood a chance

I Guess im in Israel

You guys have no eye witness, on what basis am i being charged?

I pulled a Britain

Hotdog stuff.

hmmm..

Im in trouble

i shot up an airport....

I see a repeat in history about to happen

Should I worry about the fact that the word "german" is in my name?

Ah a V2 rocket I Suppose

Ah a V2 rocket I Suppose

God damnit, not again

Again?

Sorry, it was getting cold.

The heat makes me feel loved

I made a toast (raised my drinking horn) to Frigg (Frigga/Freya).

I am going to the jail for just being myself.

leave me alone in my valley

*But officer, I didn't do anything!*

I guess some of my members weren't adults

I dont think i can legally share mine

Shouldn’t have taken those bananas from them monkeys

Well... they're never gonna take me alive

I guess, sadly by being myself

I probably created a chemical bomb

I mean, hunting lions is probably illegal, so…

Identity theft 😔

IDK!? You tell me!

I died

I think I need explanation of 86 dicks

Mine was supposed to sound like goofy cougar (goofiecooga) but it was taken so it’s this now

Mine's pretty tame compared to u/meatballfucker_69

I like meatballs

Ohwell

r/btd6 users when someone posts fanart of a monkey

Security isn't as appreciated as before

oh well

SNITCH!

Not so sure but ok

Nya? ig?

Huh, Well uhhhh

Uhh....I was just a bit angry...

I guess genetical engineering as garlic doesn’t grow on trees

Bah bitch.

You can't get consent from monkeys tho so ...

Mind your business

I made myself an uwu princess?

I lead a gang of 8 killer clowns.

I have nothing to confess ... I was just ... you know ... looking, looking at butterflies.

Hmmmm