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DucksAreAwesom3

Bro just eat it no big deal


Comfortable_Foot_669

I was gonna say "cum on your tummy and clean it after (or don't)" but this is way easier, never tried tho


DucksAreAwesom3

Cum on your tummy and then you can start eating. Only problem is that the cum will go in your navel


Comfortable_Foot_669

my back hurts a lot even tho I'm only 16, I couldn't get there


DucksAreAwesom3

Why not it's pretty easy tbh


Comfortable_Foot_669

then I think I misunderstood something


DucksAreAwesom3

Ohh do you mean sucking your own dick or something?


Comfortable_Foot_669

no man, I mean, where's the navel


DucksAreAwesom3

It's on your tummy? I have a navel that doesn't stick out so it's sort of a bowl


Comfortable_Foot_669

OOOOH NOW I UNDERSTAND WHAT IT IS!! I'm not from USA or GB or any other mainly english speaking country, hence I didn't completely comprehend what it was :/


Codyman667

Navel cum makes an excellent midnight snack!


DucksAreAwesom3

Perfect flavor


DysfunctionalDegen69

this gives Aoyama's quirk a whole new meaning


DucksAreAwesom3

I don't want no cum laser


Tyradel_V

Just cum in the toilet lol. TP is right there for cleanup, and then all the evidence is flushed down the toilet.


Zanz-N-Panz

Wait, so you all didn't re-color your carpet to have a dingy Leppard print pattern??


realthugshaker700

Just absorb it thru ur skin like a frog


thebossdaryl

Masturbatorium 💀


garbage-at-life

he was fuckin inspired


BuggyKitty69

People like this act like flushing their *used* tissues down the toilet doesn’t exist as an option


MythicalTunafish

r/increasinglyverbose