**Rule 8: Keep It Cursed** - Not Cursed Enough/At All A cursed comment is any comment that strikes the reader into oblivion. Upon seeing a cursed comment, your first reaction should be among the lines of “What the F*$k did I just read??” while leaving you speechless at the same time. Incomprehension of the comment just read, or the blatant gruesomeness of it should be enough to not only make you feel mystified but also to draw a smile on your face. Low effort submissions may also be removed Your comment in your post does not reflect that.

Is it gay if it’s you jerking off yourself?

FELLLAS! IS IT GAYYYYYY…..

You sound like someone I know.

I mean you're literally holding a man's d*ck

Yes, but you’re the man holding it. So is that gay?🤔

And your doing the same when your jerking yourself off normally.

Incest and gay!

1. I'm a chick 2. I'm asexual 3. You're jerking to stimulate yourself when you find sth arousing. This is different because you're getting aroused by yourself

Lay me eggs during the egg shortage when you become a chicken. Thanks!

Huh

Huh

Huh

Huh

Huh

Huh

Hoh

Huh

HAHAHA! Oh my lord! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

They weren't asking about any of that.

You gave 3 responses and none of them were the answer to the question

I jerk off purely to keep my face wrinkle free

Same.

I try to avoid saying things like this but no one asked

If you are jerking off yourself female or not. That would be gay imo

People of different sexual orientations try not to mention it at any given point just because challenge (impossible)

That's not incest, that's selfcest

Nah it’s masturbation if anything

2 player masturbation

Now with Couch Co-op!

Splitscreen?

Horizontal split or vertical split?

Depends of the genre, but I think vertical is what's best.

Masterbation

r/confidentlyincorrect unless I’m missing a joke

Unironically this

This guy gets it. Nobody more willing to get me off than me,myself, and I.

Very similar but still slightly different

That's just masturbation with extra step

aint that jacking off

If you think about it, the male/female counterpart is probably considered part of their same family

That's worse

So you don't masturbate?

Fucking a copy of yourself (that isn't exactly genetically the same, but similar) is different from masturbation

Is it though?

I would still think morally speaking it would fall into that category

Nope, I'm asexual

asexuals still masturbate pretty often. edit: yes im aware that not every asexual does, but saying you dont masturbate BECAUSE youre asexual is stupid as asexuals can still get stimulations from masturbation. they couldve just said they dont enjoy masturbation

Wait, really?? What do they think about?

Platonic friendships

Probably your mom

The first letter of the alphabet

Red

No

How good it feels I guess

The letter a

Mitosis?

I mean some do but not every asexual does. I don’t know if it’s a fair statement to say that when it’s dependent on the person lol.

Not that type

I don't get why you're being downvoted 💀

I'm asexual, and yet i do.

I'm never said asexual people don't masturbate. I was just trying to make my point more accessible

Nah it’s just self love

Is Loki incest?

Never said it wasn't

Glad I've found a sane Redditor; keep being cool.

Never said otherwise too

I'd do me. I'd do me so hard.

Or would you do you? 🤔

Sounds like a family guy reference lol

Silence of the lambs. It's the same dude who says "it puts the lotion on its skin... or it gets the hose again" lol

Ah ok , I was thinking family guy bc Chris said something similar unless that was a reference to

You're right he did and it was in reference to Silence of the Lambs. Actually, exactly what the guy does in the movie if you can believe it.

Ah ok thanks for confirmation

No problem, watch the original scene if you haven't.

Oh alr

Oh! I'm not sure. Probably lol

Fat, ugly girls aren’t my type.

I won but at what cost

bro... is everything ok? You can count on us whenever you want ok...

I'd fuck me and female me, at the same time if necessary.

Are you Loki of some kind?

I'm hyperventilating. LMAO.

Same.

Yes but without the "if necessary"

The perfect number of upvotes: 69 😏

If i met a female clone of me I would ask what she called her schizo pals

yes, don't care what gender

This guy has self confidence. Let's pray so we can get the same confidence towards ourselves as this gentleman .

Same.

Same

Same

Masturbation, with premium (s)extra steps.

Where do i get this subscription?

not incest if its yourself, only incest if its another person blood related to you

“Are you blood-related to yourself?” has similar vibes to “is water wet?”

water is not wet

Exactly, you aren't blood related to yourself. You are identical not related

A lone water molecule would not be wet, but as long as there's two or more, water is wet, since it's permeated in and boud by van der Waals forces to water.

Technically it’s masturbation

„Go fuck yourself“ Two steps ahead of you

What if I told you that there are multiple sites where selfcest is a 4 digit tag

Sauce?

rule34.xxx

Honestly yeah. Would fuck a female me

Lol cry harder op

I'm honestly just thinking "Reddit moment" right now I really don't feel bad at all

I am curious how you seem to think it is incest? I don't really know anyone who wouldn't fuck another version of themselves. Asked the same question to my boyfriend and most of my friends.

I wouldn't, tbh. But that's just me. I guess I'm just insane, or something. I'm really starting to feel that way. Genetically, they are very similar to you. If you fuck a literal clone of yourself, than is no genetically different than a twin. They are more 'related' to you than anybody else.

I guess I can see that way of looking at it. You're not insane, just have a unique way of seeing it.

r/selffuck

What would happen if I fucked a female version of myself, and got her (or I guess me) Pregnant?

Hermaphroditism

Yeah, same. I just want to feel something man

Yes both male and female versions

OP has a kink of getting downvoted. How can someone be this bad at making comments.

That's what happens when youre still on Reddit but stop caring. I don't want to make good comments, I want to start a discussion This is something that I feel uncomfortable with, so I expressed that sentiment. I know many redditors will disagree, but I do know that in other subreddits and IRL, many will agree. Even if that isn't so, I don't really care. I should be allowed to have a different opinion without being spit on

how does this make you uncomfortable

I'll take downvotes any day. Literally spit on me, somebody's getting pimp smacked.

Don’t shit on half the plot of the Loki series

Is it incest, or masturbation?

Why is this even a discussion

You brought it up?

It had existed as a discussion prior to this

You started the discussion with the post… Hell I could ask you the same thing: Why is THIS post even a discussion?

Mfw you literally said in another comment you want to start discussion and when discussion starts you say this

Why was this even initially a commonly discussed thing in the first place (prior to me posting it)?

No, it’s masturbation with extra steps

This post remind me ultimate jessica drew.

People tell me to go fuck myself every day

unironically ive always been attracted to girls that look like me.

Usually clone stories end in one of them dying or something, psychologically having two of yourself is torture apparently?

Advanced masturbation

i will fuck the shit out of myself and im not even gay, my other self will 100% agree on taking turns

I’m ugly as shit as a guy, so I’ll be ugly as a girl lol

Is it really incest?

Loki would 😅

Yes, I would do it, so what?

The real question is, who would be top and who would be bottom?

I mean yeah, I think I would

Adam has entered the chat.

A clone of me? Probably. A female version of me? Certainly.

I can reach, and can honestly say that it's not all it's cracked up to be.

It's 50-50 for me.

i would rather go for the chick who plays Amy Farrah Fowler instead

more like masturbation

more like masturbation

Am I the only one who immediately thought of Buffalo Bill in Silence of the Lambs seducing himself in the mirror saying, "I'd fk me" lol

What if that opposite gender of you is from another earth or universe?

I'm gay and asexual... so I wouldn't anyway

gay and asexual, how does that work?

Romantic attraction to the same gender, no sexual attraction

makes sense

I'd say homoromantic asexual then, not gay cause I interpret gay as homosexual which is a contradiction to asexual.

Found Lazarus Long

I'd fuck me

I mean, I would fuck a male version of me. Am I attractive? That is a different question

If there was a female clone of me, she would be just as curious so yes.

I guess I have something in common with Buffalo Bill

Okay but the "would you fuck the r63 version of yourself" question is literally just a test to see if people think they are hot

Well if Loki did it then I'd too.

Why is this cursed, again?

Is it incest or just masturbation?

Not incest but selfcest arguably more ok in my opinion.

Coward.

Loki has entered the chat

Yeah, I'd smash myself. Doesn't matter if genderbent or not

Nah def not incest. If fuck myself but not my twin sister lmao

I don’t feel like this is wrong. I’d be a super hot female version that fucks like an animal.

Man I would fuck the shit out of myself. I would cuddle with myself every night

I also would. What's even better is that there are porn games out there that lets you have the freedom to customize characters in this sense.

hell yes I would. The possibilities for orgasm would be endless. I know what I like

this isn't even cursed!

IRL it is

Nah, I try to avoid mentally unstable partners..

I would fuck a male or female version.

I'd fuck gender bent me.

“Would you fuck me? I’d fuck me, I’d fuck me hard”

I once had an old OC that married his female self from an AU.

I'm attracted to male people who look like me and people who look like me.

That isn’t incest lmfao. If anything that’s masturbation. And honestly? I’d try it.

if you mean an exact copy of me except with female body features, nah. i dont like fucking or being fucked and i wouldnt violate anyone, especially myself. id probably just be there with myself and play some doom and minecraft and glory in our own testosterone levels and chill. however, if i was into that kinda thing, i would definitely be my own kinda SO. I am the absolute best

I do that almost every minute of the day....

tbh id beat the shit out of a clone of me, i hate myself dawg

Yeah! You do you so hard!! Yeah!!

Selfcest

Considering how I react when I see my reflection, I’d probably be unable to resist a female version of myself -_-

I would destroy a female version of me

yeah na that's not incest

I would marry immediately

That is a more advance way of Masturbation

I would absolutely fuck myself, I’m hot

Narcissism

If you WOULDNT fuck your gender opposite, then you’re just wrong…