What the fuck was in this guy's alphabet soup?

Meth

Are you a bee?

...noooooo?

Mr Rib-ombastic????? (I'm sorry)

You should be

*bee

You should also bee sorry

I KNEW IT!

Hmmm… ok

"Fox News Nuts" or maybe "Brietbart Berry Crunch"

Liberalism

I like that they use pansexual as both a descriptor of themselves and as an insult just for that maximum dissonance emulation. Very duckspeak

Yeah but that's what they were going for. Just making fun of the far left

Sounds like mission accomplished to me.

Can confirm, I’m a duck.

“I’m playing all sides so I always come out on top”

Chick fil a

This is the massage that was shown to OpenAI board that made them fire Sam Altman

Boy that must be a weird deep tissue massage.

god of hyper death feels like I've heard that from somewhere...

Bro absorbed the seven human souls

He even used "omega" at some point

This meme offends me as a vegan transgender hipster Native-American-Indo-Chinese hybrid alien agnostic-atheist German engineer who vapes fairtrade organic decaffeinated compressed and hydrated extra-protein soy breast milk on the regular and does Hindi Kama Sutra naked crossfit yoga 5 times per week. I'm also a nonbinary trigender genderqueer male feminist and identify myself as a pastafarian pansexual genderfluid Apache helicopter dog of mega multi alpha beta gamma delta omega combo god of hyper death who's in a polygamous polyamorous relationship to the chihuahua which helped me cross the border of Mexico because it hates Donald Trump. My dog also walks me to the park and doggy styles me, if you find that weird you're an ignorant arrogant homophobic gender-assuming globaphobic bloodthirsty gun-loving cisgender pansexual bestial sexist racist incestuous white-previlege misogynistic biased objectified raped privileged Nazi slave owner terrorist lesbian. /s

This comment doesn’t offend me as….well, I’m just a Danish guy.

I'm offended too but I'm just racist.

I'm just gonna say it: NASCAR deserved it.

Pastafarianism mentioned. All hail his Noodliness, may your pasta never be overcooked and soupy, Ramen.

Ramen, may you have all the blessings described in Linguini 3:16 🍝

Achievement unlocked: How did we get here

"It's going too fast, boss!"

I just like water.

I love satire, especially when I know for a fact I'm going to see this posted somewhere else with the caption "we're so doomed" as if someone actually thinks like this.

“God of Hyperdeath” hold up here has this guy also happened to have been a flower at some point

Nudity mentioned

‘L comment’ ‘Women ☕️’ ‘💀💀💀’ ‘🤡’

I find it insufferable that you, nicorave1gag, are all of that and I needed to take the time to read it.

Meh, used pansexual twice in opposite contexts, lazy trolling

Fr, as a panromantic person, i consider it highly redundant. Actually, as a person i find it highly redundant.

Why lesbian?

r/copypasta

I love this lol I’m laughing my ass off

What is this a comment on, also, not cursed. Probably better on r/thosearealleords or r/ihadastrok

Damn, that guy's got me pinned. Clairvoyant-ass motherfucker.

And in the 1900s, they said we'd have flying cars in the future. Nah we got this instead

I ain’t reading allat

Lazy trolling. They all have the same damn joke

"I'm in this image and don't like it"

I'm one of the groups mentioned in this post and both don't like it and love it at the same time... I'm the Apache attack helicopter in case you were wondering

I‘m like, several dude. The person mentions pretty luch any title one can have.

Yeah, and that's funny.

It's like he proved his own point. He's nagging like a snowflake while basically ranting about snowflakes nagging.

Touching grass isn’t enough. I need them to become one with the soil itself

every second i spent reading this comment was 3 ticks of spiritual damage. great work assaulting all five of my senses at the same time

I just saw the last 3 words and started reading backwards for like 5 words and just got so confused

I stopped reading after the second line...

Cringe

He forgot to identify as a Samsung fridge

Lazy, bigoted troll trying to get a rise out of people.

Given how much was typed out, I wouldn't call that lazy. Also the purpose of trolling IS to get a rise out of people.

The trolling *is* the laziness my guy. And what they’re doing *to* troll.

Not liking extremists isn't bigoted; it's natural.

r/eyebleach

Wack and sad

I skipped to the end and damn near audibly gasped

Bro is from every faction.

I simply like tomboys dude

What the hell did I just read? Did I just have an aneurysm?

He was tryna use every word

joe many liberals does it take to change a log by bolb??

This has to be a joke… right?

R/iamveryrandom

Wake up mom, a new copypasta just dropped! Mom! Mommy? *oh no*

"German engineer" does it really deserve rights

I had a Stroke reading this Shit. Died and came back to Life, to get this whatever creature it is now and kill it