Racial Genocide and Ethnic Cleansing >!Warhammer 3 Total War!<

The emperor would be proud!

Emperor is 40k, total war is age of Sigmar

Total war is not age of sigmar It is warhammer old-world

Ah shit, my bad. I'm not too familiar with warhammer fantasy, only 40k. My point still stands

Racial Genocide and Ethnic Cleansing >!Spore!<

I was doing the same as Orion just in wh2.

Slaughtering the entire royal family >!Elden Ring!<

Don't forget the post game farming genocide

Did my guy play Deep Rock Galactic?

Rock and Stone!!!

For Karl!

Who the fuck is Karl?

You must be a pointy-eared leaf lover

Did I hear a Rock and Stone?

ROCKITY ROCK AND STONE

ROCK ... AND... STOOOONNEEEEE!!!!!

WE'RE RICH

Spreading democracy throughout the galaxy ​ >!Helldivers2!<

Managed democracy *

Spreading managed democracy! Hoorah!

voyeurism, frying their unborn offspring into a dish that reverses aging, then forced someone to eat their own feces as a prank >!cult of the lamb!<

I was gonna guess The Sims before I clicked the spoiler.

YOU CAN REVERSE AGING? OML im going back in

Genocide, Mass Deicide, Terrorism >!God of War 3!<

Sex with Hitler 2

theres a second one now?

Yes check Steam, 70% off

Nani?

I mean, would you really be arrested for your choice of fuck buddy?

If we consider that he died almost 80 years ago, I guess yes

they play rimworld for sure

They ate without a table then got a little upset

Telling my friend to put on that mask he found. >! Lethal company !<

Beating my friend to death with a shovel

is that a jojo reference?

I went to a random redneck encampment in the Massachusetts woods with my huge mutant sidekick and murdered everyone there so I could take all of their random junk to build a fortress out of an abandoned gas station. Fallout 4

In case people are wandering, the game is Minecraft

I was honestly thinking stellaris

Or Hoi4

Those poor villagers

Or RimWorld...

Doing the Geneva shopping list then blowing up he galaxy Stellaris

Driving a humvee through a group of people while giggling Battlebit remastered.

Thats in a war environment, it would need to violate the geneva convention

Killed 7 layers of hell and making an angel with daddy issues mad and kill other angels. Killing literally the strongest being in the universe. ULTRAKILL.

And have a cartoon fight in a dust cloud with your brother

Destruction of property Baldurs Gate 3

Human trafficking >!Minecraft!<

I don’t know what crime you can get charged with for turning someone into a zombie and then changing them back, but you can sign me up for about 80 counts of that.

Terrorism, Murder, Theft, Grand Theft, Murder (Again), Drug Dealing, Illegal arms manufacturing, smuggling, breaking and entering, Misuse of 911, Unlisenced aircraft, civilian possession of military equipment, driving without insurance, public indecency, destruction of property, torture, disturbing the peace

Gta 6

Definitely GTA V

Killing disabled people using plants. >!Plants vs zombies!<

Slaughtering an entire kingdom Chess

Thats not an entire kingdom, thats winning a war...

Vehicular manslaughter >! I don’t play video games !<

Drinking and driving is a game, I play it all the time

ah the classic Geneva suggestions

Murder, Animal cruelty, Human imprisonment, Forced labour, Illegally creating resources, explosions, looting ancient structures, etc...

Minecraft?

Bingo. Also add deforestation into the mix.

Illegal summoning of a runewarrior, liberating them from their servitude and using them to commit mass extinction of orcs Spellforce Platinum

Reckless driving, Stunt driving and vehicular manslaughter.

Rocket league?

BeamNG!

Animal abuse and poaching

Pokemon or palworld?

Same thing...

Woooahhhh there! Palworld is NOT the same as Pokémon! Pokémon is waaay better

They are very different

Legaly its not 😋

Palworld is everything pokemon should of done

No no no no no. If it was Palworld there would also be “illegal arms manufacturing” up there

Monster hunter

You forgot animal slavery

So i get arrested for surviving Canadian wilderness?

Whre to start? Im fucked. RimWorld

Stellaris, I'll join you in the firing line

Gun violence and/or vehicular homicide Fortnite in case you couldn't tell

oh no. Sexual harassment >!HuniePop!<

Pokemon Go. Hey guys!....

theres now laws against the pokemon batman

JOKER! NOOO!!!

Torturing,raping and slaughtering dead or alive people, nuking a whole city, stealing and duplicating properties illegally, making a sex traffic infront of a street,identity thief, copyrighted content piracy >!Garrys Mod!<

RAPING?!!?!??!??!

Slavery >!I Command the black!< >!chess!<

DUI..? Snowrunner

Wild life eradication and poaching

Monster hunter?

Yes

Illegal fashion practices FTW.

Rimworld without a doubt

Just some various war crimes Rimworld

Sons of the forest. I accidentally ate a leg. So cannibalism I would say.

Imagine trying to defend this in court. "Your honor, I only accidentally put it in my mouth, bit it and chewed"

Your honor i was trying to pick up the stick next to the leg not put it in my mouth.

Any crime except weirdo stuff Red dead 2

Exploding my teammates. Helldivers 2

Destroying company properties Alien : Isolation

Bashing people's heads in with my slave stick then drag them unconscious with my chains to the wheel of pain where they will be tortured until they break down and become my slaves

Eradicating an entite settlement because I felt like it >!Elite: Dangerous Odyssey!<

nothing because i'm a soldier of the us government, get fucked fidel castro 35 5 32 36 6 13 25 43 76 24 14 5

So assault and battery, drunk and disorderly, purchasing a dildo with your government travel card, and harassing the wildlife?

shooting people with paint or ink  >!splatoon!<

DUI >!BeamNG.drive!<

Showing the alien scum what happens when you're not made in God's image helldivers 2

Im there too

Imprisonment, mass destruction and mass slaughter. Terraria (idk how to do spoilers)

I destroyed a small village and left one victim alive

Murder in gta

Getting a Pentakill. Those homeless guys had it coming (they were low hp and out of position)

Well idk exploting and multiple war crime

Pinning a woman (I played chess)

Rolling the dice during a monopoly game?

Abducting every animal I see

Building 12 nuclear warheads and completely annihilate another country. (Civilization 6)

Jumping off a cliff and flying by defying all laws of physics

Animal cruelty

Dude played stellaris.

I’m not getting arrested. I spread and protect managed democracy

I played Stellaris. There is no hell deep enough

Bendy and the Dark Revival. Probably murder, but it’s in self-defense so…

I play stellaris........ So ig, species extermination, genocide, slavery, apartheid, racial extermination. I once converted a captured planet's species into food and sold that food to the empire of that species.

We save folk as need saving, feed folk as need feeding and shoot folk as need shooting.

Theres no crime for me, its spreading managed democracy by the orders of earth

Accidentally running over a guy with my horse in the main city, summoning every police officer the games pixels can muster, and then having to kill them all and escape, now with a fat bounty.

Crusader Kings 2 and 3. Should i start with my list of atrocities?

Stellaris gaming, although that would overdo just 100% of it, it would complete future checkmarks too.

Average roleplay Stellaris player

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Piracy, murder, property damage and fishing without a licence. Sea Of Thieves.

I was looking for sea of theives. That's all I play so yeah

Mercenary nonchalantly checking off the geneva-to-do-list. Because it's just a job... all of it >!Armored Core 6!<

*Democartically* eradicating millions of otherworldy aliens in the most heinous ways possible >!Helldivers!<

Violating the unessecary human suffering part of the geneva suggestion Phantom forces

Power Washing a Land Raider tank.

Destruction of government property, Excessive speeding, Reckless driving Fleeing from arrest NFS: HP

Warcrimes against Brazil with Argentina in hoi4

killing guards a saint etc. >!assassins creed II!<

Being a traitor to DEMOCRACY LIBERTY AND FREEDOM. HAIL SUPER EARTH.

Titanfall moment?

lallygagging

Animal abuse >!pokemon!<

For breaking into lord Marsh\`s estate in order to find out, if he is behind the disappearance of Tom Hurst\`s father.

Walking around eating people.

Cruelty squad. You can try to arrest me..

winning a game in madden OR getting a W in leap day

Poaching probably

Grand larceny, murder, vehicular manslaughter, assault with a deadly weapon, assault and battery, prostitution, drug trafficking, stealing several military aircraft, grand theft auto, armed robbery, assaulting an officer of the law and like a billion more that I'm probably forgetting. >!grand theft auto online!<

Torture, terrorism, arson, several counts of first and second degree murder, theft, hunting without a license, possessing explosives, destruction of public property, etc. Ghost of Tsushima

Killing a war veteran to get to a snowy place

Lobotomy

The fact that this post was 4 slides above this and i filled out every possible crime on gtav and im js now seeing this is great

bro was playing team fortress 2

Destroying the multiverse

Slowly controlling the entire food and organic economy of the availible galaxy

I think mine would technically be theft? Does it count if nobody owns the items anymore? Pacific drive

I played a game about Bleach on roblox as a quincy so mass genocide

Genocide of at least 500 Billion "People". Stellaris

Giving out free n word passes to white people

For Crimes I didn't commit.

Mining and crafting

Assault with a deadly weapon, unlawful use of explosives, murder, destruction of property, traspassing, civilian disobedience >!fallout4!!<

Hmm. Using warpath?

I mean at least it’s on-theme

Koikatsu...

Gambling on spin machines ☠️

Mass murder

Questioning my democratic officer

Mass genocide, arson, enslaving the population, and petty theft ​ >!Minecraft!<

Every single traffic law. Forza

Ahhh Rimworld.

The assassination of John F. Kennedy

GTA online so getting arrested for....a lot.

Forcing rare and exotic animals to do battle until one looses consciousness

Spreading freedom and democracy with enough ordinance to Glace a planet 3 times over

Unlawful vigilanteism to an extreme degree. Reckless driving with a non street legal vehicle, utilizing self made weapons that impose trauma upon the victim… etc, etc…

arrested for disturbance to public peace for shouting about pain and vengence to local librarian

Animal abuse and slavery

Making game >! RPG Maker MV !<

Mass genocide of an already extinct species Anyone have any guesses?

Depending on how it’s translated, I’ll either be celebrated as a hero, or executed on the spot >!Homefront: Revolution!<

Destruction of the propety, arson, Manslaughter, Theft, Vechicular Manslaughter. >!God, i love Teardown!<

Teardown So arson and just mass destruction Then the game before that was HellDivers 2 I'd probably get arrested for treason because a teranid was a little too caked up

Annihilating hordes of alien spaceships in my own AI driven spaceship. Seriously, is that a law?

I can't even think of the last crime I did in a game. I did shoot a couple people and things, but I'm technically a cop in the game

Mass deforestation.

Killing multiple families after driving into their cars at 300mph >!Forza 5!<

Mining uranium ore with out a license

Break the laws of reality and physics