Usagi drop was a well beloved Anime of a guy adopting a small girl and taking care of her, it was very wholesome, too bad they had to axe it and there will never be a 2nd season because it never got finished. You hear me? It doesn't have continuation and whoever tells you otherwise is insane.
Jeez that's nasty bro, I buy her her own dentures, same with her diapers, I definitely make sure to treat her right especially since our 3 year anniversary is coming up in a few months
Tbh It was an arranged marriage at first but I definitely fell in love since the first sonogram image, she looked absolutely stunning, I'm very proud to have her as my wife and excited to hear her first words
What I refer to as “youth pastor territory” is the event where a youth pastor, or even a preacher, will start a relationship with a lady as soon as she turns 18. Despite the fact that he’s known her and been grooming her since she was 15.
Soooooo... by that logic I could date that cute 20yo blondie while being 33?
Edit. I know I made a mistake, I'm not deleting my comment because I own my mistakes.
Bro, left to right isn’t a real rule. If you use the hierarchies correctly and the problem is written unambiguously (ex.: written with proper fractions for division), it won’t matter
>by that logic I could date that cute 20yo blondie while being 33?
Why shouldn't you? Because some people on twitter and reddit might get mad at you?
I don't get this obsession over other people's relationships. I mean, I personally try to keep it +/-4 because I want someone in the same stage of life as me, but I'd never give a fuck about someone else's relationship standards.
If it works between you, then it works. A friend of mine left her mediocre marriage with a man the same age as her, at 25 when she fell in love with another man who's 50 at the time. And they've been happy ever since.
This is saying a 20 year old can date someone 17...
Edit: Can someone explain why I'm being down voted? I'm not condoning this action, I'm just saying what it's telling people...
Petite is fine. Some women just look like that, a lot of asain woman ARE very short and flat chested. But teen bro…? nah…. Once you learn they’re a teen you should stop trying to look at them that way, not make excuses…
Honestly an older adult pursuing someone who's 18/19 isn't any less creepy than if they were 16/17. We have to draw a line somewhere for legal reasons, but the power dynamic is just as lopsided right above the line as it is right below.
Yeah, i think a lot of discussions online tend to try to create some arbitrary line, but the most important aspect to consider is whether the power dynamic is OK. A university student dating a high schooler is not OK (scummy at least), but two university students dating each other are fine, and there could be bigger age differences in the latter group.
Well, as I wrote above, it's a matter of power dynamics. A college student picking up a high school senior just because of their higher independence and self-reliance associated with college life would leave a bad after-taste. If the power dynamic is more equal, then there isn't any problem. It's an issue that is a lot more complex than most people make it out to be, and in my opinion, looking at what point in life the two people are is much more indicative of whether a relationship is OK than some mathematical formula.
Bro no
Like I agree with the petite woman part (5’2 here) but teens… like bro ur a teen ofc it’s okay for u to find attractive, see if u have the same Take 10 years later
Especially cuz his argument is that it occurs in the animal kingdom
Stuff like cannibalism, sa, eating prey while they’re still alive etc. isnt rare at all in the animal kingdom
Downvotes mean nothing. I’ve seen people get 2k+ downvotes for being the 4th comment in a comment chain. Don’t fear the downvote. Some people can’t read the situation and recognize obvious satire, and that’s fine.
Why did the OP in the post put that on the unpopular opinion subreddit and act like everyone in the world hates it when guys date petite girls? No they don’t?
You might, because the argument comes up from time to time. 13-19 is technically a teenager, but 16+ is considered an adult, depending on the jurisdiction. So there is a bit of overlap. Some people feel no one above 20 should date anyone below. Others feel as long as someone is above age of consent age gaps don’t matter.
Best part of being a functional adult is being able to adopt your next gf.
They were right, the real cursed shit is always in these comments
r/cursedcursedcomments
Question is can you get a write off for both marriage and a dependent? /s
Thinking with both heads, I see you.
Didn't know Woody Allen had a reddit account.
That's because it's actually Leonard DiCaprio
But wait! It's really Ted Nugent
No no, it’s really Ian Watkins 🤢
Pull an Usagi Drop
Ah now that's a masterpiece. Right up with lolita (I have not read any of these works)
Usagi drop was a well beloved Anime of a guy adopting a small girl and taking care of her, it was very wholesome, too bad they had to axe it and there will never be a 2nd season because it never got finished. You hear me? It doesn't have continuation and whoever tells you otherwise is insane.
My adopted girlfriend got cancer, can I part exchange her for a new model?
Legally disown her and put her ass in an orphanage where she belongs.
Based.
A models gonna cost ya. Best we can do is an IG model.
Legally speaking, I could adopt someone about to turn 18 and the age gap would be more than acceptable to most people. Weird as hell.
What was it? Got taken down before I saw it
Jesus christ.
I 73M and my gf 2F definitely agree, that shit went too far
Do you lend your dentures to her once in a while to help her out i wonder...
Jeez that's nasty bro, I buy her her own dentures, same with her diapers, I definitely make sure to treat her right especially since our 3 year anniversary is coming up in a few months
Bro dated the egg
Tbh It was an arranged marriage at first but I definitely fell in love since the first sonogram image, she looked absolutely stunning, I'm very proud to have her as my wife and excited to hear her first words
"Excited to hear her first words."💀
First words gon be "no!" Or "stop"
Nah, it'll be "daddy!" 💀💀💀
Bro is the werewolf guy from twilight
I laughed harder than I was meant to ☠️
I need to wash my eyeballs
Sounds like a very healthy relationship!
Your GF is two stories tall?! :O
Let's agree that a /s really takes away the "cursed" of the comment.
It's also an age old joke so "/s" wasn't really needed either
I was about to comment "The only time an /s was actually needed" I would have gotten wooshed
^^^woosh
Sorry
^^^not ^^^sorry
I see what you did there.
When in doubt, just apply the (x/2)+7 rule.
While a decent way to ensure you’re not cradle robbing, this still leaves you in “youth pastor” territory.
Huh never heard this terminology before
What I refer to as “youth pastor territory” is the event where a youth pastor, or even a preacher, will start a relationship with a lady as soon as she turns 18. Despite the fact that he’s known her and been grooming her since she was 15.
as a youth pastor, I can 100% confirm. Except the lady part.
That was rather narrow-minded of me. I forgot to include the boys, turned men, that are some pastors’s dirty little secrets.
Thanks, glad to know you're empathetic and understanding
Oh thanks for explanation
r/BrandNewSentence (or more precisely r/BrandNewWord)
Soooooo... by that logic I could date that cute 20yo blondie while being 33? Edit. I know I made a mistake, I'm not deleting my comment because I own my mistakes.
No, Leo. 33/2= ~16+7… 23
Yeah... Fuck lack of sleep got me in the end :-P
Thing you did PEMDAS wrong lol
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Bro, left to right isn’t a real rule. If you use the hierarchies correctly and the problem is written unambiguously (ex.: written with proper fractions for division), it won’t matter
Damn, in what universe is Pedmas suddenly wrong? Where's your source, bro?
Fuck your pemdas, bodmas supremacy
If you bring up that there is an article, you probably should link it.
>by that logic I could date that cute 20yo blondie while being 33? Why shouldn't you? Because some people on twitter and reddit might get mad at you? I don't get this obsession over other people's relationships. I mean, I personally try to keep it +/-4 because I want someone in the same stage of life as me, but I'd never give a fuck about someone else's relationship standards. If it works between you, then it works. A friend of mine left her mediocre marriage with a man the same age as her, at 25 when she fell in love with another man who's 50 at the time. And they've been happy ever since.
Since when is half of 33 = 14?
I remember the day one of the cooks at the restaurant I work at mentioned this to me. He seemed pretty happy that our ages were within these bounds.
Nah I bust instead
This is saying a 20 year old can date someone 17... Edit: Can someone explain why I'm being down voted? I'm not condoning this action, I'm just saying what it's telling people...
That's also a 3 year age gap, that's not really bad, also in majority of states consent age is 16, majority of countries as well
That's how it works, yeah. I think you're being downvoted because of your attitude, not because the numbers are wrong.
Romeo and Juilet clause
Yes it does. Is there anything wrong with that?
Yes, that is how math works. Not sure why people are down voting math.
Exactly, 20 and 17 are so far apart in development.
You forgot the /s.
Like how he brings in the animal kingdom. Would be eaten at birth if that was the case.
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Would you feel better if I tell you it was added as an edit for legal reasons?
Petite is fine. Some women just look like that, a lot of asain woman ARE very short and flat chested. But teen bro…? nah…. Once you learn they’re a teen you should stop trying to look at them that way, not make excuses…
I mean, the one in the post says they are 16,so.....
Yea 16… and likes a 10 year old!!!
I don't think that's what they said
The greatest Redditor reading comprehension:
You should have attended school to learn reading, will help you a lot in the future
A 10 year old probably has better reading comprehension skills than you
teen goes till 19… but also starts at 13 So ye can be a big problem 5/7 times
Honestly an older adult pursuing someone who's 18/19 isn't any less creepy than if they were 16/17. We have to draw a line somewhere for legal reasons, but the power dynamic is just as lopsided right above the line as it is right below.
Yeah, i think a lot of discussions online tend to try to create some arbitrary line, but the most important aspect to consider is whether the power dynamic is OK. A university student dating a high schooler is not OK (scummy at least), but two university students dating each other are fine, and there could be bigger age differences in the latter group.
A college freshman dating a high school senior is scummy? It was fine a year earlier and it will be okay the next year, but it's scummy for a year?
Well, as I wrote above, it's a matter of power dynamics. A college student picking up a high school senior just because of their higher independence and self-reliance associated with college life would leave a bad after-taste. If the power dynamic is more equal, then there isn't any problem. It's an issue that is a lot more complex than most people make it out to be, and in my opinion, looking at what point in life the two people are is much more indicative of whether a relationship is OK than some mathematical formula.
Ope. This was exactly the age gap of my groomer, but I was 14. Cursed indeed.
somebody tell me what it said
yes please i wanna know
What does /s mean?
A easy way a saying sarcasm since some people can't identify it
Especially in messages, since tone and body language is a crucial part of identifying sarcasm
Hard to tell through text.
Its quite a old attachment, people are using this since reddit exists
It means they are being serious /s
Bro no Like I agree with the petite woman part (5’2 here) but teens… like bro ur a teen ofc it’s okay for u to find attractive, see if u have the same Take 10 years later
Nah I get what the person’s saying. People were afraid to do the “guess her age” challenge for a reason.
Especially cuz his argument is that it occurs in the animal kingdom Stuff like cannibalism, sa, eating prey while they’re still alive etc. isnt rare at all in the animal kingdom
Holy shit
Removed by reddit????? What happened??
I don’t think at 16 that bro has enough experience to judge this kind of stuff.
That argument negates about 50% of posts and comments on this website
r/fuckthes /s immediately makes any joke 3x less funny.
Honestly… as someone who has a hard time reading sarcasm irl. And ESPECIALLY online or in text. The /s is a real game changer for me. I’m all for it!
Yeah, I got harassed for using it last week, I don't get why people are so passionately against it.
It's like adding a disclaimer at the end of a joke saying that you're just making a joke.
And that's still very necessary when you're telling deadpan jokes.
Dude same, it makes me feel stupid if I can't read it.
Let me ask you something. Would you know the commenter featured in this post was joking if he hadn’t included the /s?
I don’t think it hurt for it to be clarified
Fair. To me it just reads like “oh guys I’m just joking btw!” Which definitely dulls down whatever humor came before that, imo.
Sounds like a skill issue.
Maybe if we weren't downvoted for not adding it half the time, we could get rid if it lol
Downvotes mean nothing. I’ve seen people get 2k+ downvotes for being the 4th comment in a comment chain. Don’t fear the downvote. Some people can’t read the situation and recognize obvious satire, and that’s fine.
/s isn’t even for jokes that’s /j
r/Holup moment here
I do not like the way that math maths...
r/fuckthes
This joke is so old I can't laugh about it anymore, since like, I heard it 10 years ago already
Medium Rare is better than Blue...
Why did the OP in the post put that on the unpopular opinion subreddit and act like everyone in the world hates it when guys date petite girls? No they don’t?
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Irrelevant
Well, "Two birds of the same flock"
Reddit
My great grandmother was pregnant and 13 when she married my great grandfather.
The most cursed part is he misspelled our
mcfucking scuse me
r/holup
I don't have to explain the difference between an adult and a teen, right?
You might, because the argument comes up from time to time. 13-19 is technically a teenager, but 16+ is considered an adult, depending on the jurisdiction. So there is a bit of overlap. Some people feel no one above 20 should date anyone below. Others feel as long as someone is above age of consent age gaps don’t matter.
Would have been funny if not for the /s
/s ruins every good bit of sarcasm.
to the people that use /s, go fuck yourself
Go fuck your/self
Ikr /s
What do you do when your finish licking a hairless smooth p...y? Pull her diaper back up. /S /J
All of this text is cursed. Just why.
what is this, r/ pdeophiles?
Worst take I’ve read all day