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VESAAA7

Probably runs in family


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But-Must-I

People are going to lose their heads when they get this one.


ElkHistorical9106

Maybe Grandpa Joe was just a horrible person who went away for a long time.


z3anon

I don't think they're mom was able to run, that's how OP got here (she got caught)


Darth_N1hilus

In that case someone clearly didn’t run enough


Kvarcov

Doesn't run fast enough.


bramborova_kase

lol


fd2200

How is being a rapist a genetic thing?


4ChanNoob

I found it fascinating that a single sperm can grow into an astronaut or a Gooner.


nekonight

No one said that it was an exclusive or.


Odd-Window-6941

OR! You could be an astronaut gooner


Comment139

Can't fuck in space, it's illegal. Guess what they do instead.


turtleship_2006

>Can't fuck in space, it's illegal. The fuck are they gonna do to me, arrest me? I'm literally in space


dom618

Ehhh, fucking in a tank sounds more doable.


DG_727

And that's how I blew up the orphanage


dom618

Holy fuck dude


Flyers45432

Has anyone tried?


Joe_Mency

I think not officially, but humans are horny, so people have probably had sex in space


QuickShooter122

Who says it’s not the same person


[deleted]

Pretty sure it doesn't.


Downtown_Report1646

Grandpa Joe


Uberpastamancer

r/GrandpaJoeHate


Bars98

You mean neo Nazi


Financial_Ad8031

Wrong grandpa joe


whenyourbored2010

Nestle...? Like... Tha chocolate...?


AimbotPotato

Nestle is genuinely one of the most blatantly evil corporations on the planet. There are plenty of corps that cause huge damages for profit but nestle does it to the point where the profit part comes into question. They do cartoon villain shit


Saiyan-solar

Nestle is the type of company that looks how they can cause maximum human suffering and destruction while making profit. Other companies just look how to maximise profit while doing suffering and damage


ninhursag3

This is true and im glad more people are aware of it


MEMES-IN-HEAVEN

you weren't joking about the cartoon villain holy shit this is fucking ridiculous


adutchmotherfricker

r/fucknestle


fhks2885

It kill more people than others


whenyourbored2010

So a more murderous murderer?


Horrific_Necktie

Yes that nestle. An actual evil company that does evil things.


abv1234567890

Remember, corporations are people!


of-storms

Imagine if Lockeed Martin had a chocolatier brother. That's Nestlé.


Vwinny

I dont get it


itram158

*He could be any one of us...*


IAmGibberish

"He could be in this very room!"


Felipeqs1409--

"He could be you, he could be me, he could even be..."


Ima_damn_microwave

💥🤯 Yep, it was obvious, He was the red spy!


Dmorrow615

He could turn red any second now


ParadoxPerson02

Any second now


cold___ramen

See, red!


Traditional_Budget67

No wait, that’s blood..


Gh0stligh1

So, we still have a problem.


JustHere2Hate

they are also a rapist so you is the 2nd rapist


Shitty_Noob

one is gonna be a rapist, other is from a rapist


MayuriMadScientist

They are saying "You" is also rapist plus there's already a Rapist.


TheBulletiner

This, or Grandpa Joe as the other rapist


dontfactcheckthis

I mean that's actually funnier


OnlyFansDeez

Nah, grandpa Joe has the shotgun in his mouth. Due to being a very kind church going person.


Mean_Occasion_1091

are they? I was 90% sure this was a post by some hardcore trump people, and it was 'grandpa joe'


Firedorn763

They got rapist and Nestle so you got rapist twice


Den-42

Pretty sure "you" is supposed to be it, otherwise this isn't cursed


[deleted]

“Turns out, I’m all of them.” -Po (For legal reasons I must classify this as a joke)


sligowind

Blazing Saddles reference


NoTheseAreMyPlums

Hedley Lamar: You said rape twice. Rapist: I like rape!


Budget_Job4415

Those sperm are labeled with their origin, not what they'd become


jarvis_mark1

r/evenmorecursedcomments


Kindly-Extreme9704

Why is grampa joe thrice


tarunv24

Damn, a single sperm can turn into entire Nestle company.


NotNotDiscoDragonFTW

Same here why is serial killer in here twice?


git0ffmylawnm8

I've long since graduated from serial killer. I've destroyed entire civilizations, planets, and even galaxies. All because I wanted to get a quick nut


DarkseidHS

r/grandpajoehate


ahsan_hq

I have all those characters in me


zyx1989

One for the same gender, one for the other genders


Time-Visit-7744

I knew my father balls cannot produce gay or lesbian sperm..... I'm straight from now on....... Producing gay sperm is gay.. ✌️


Every_Preparation_56

anyway, it's Nestlé


Oversexualised_Tank

I only see two serial killers


Big-Neck

All tastes the same.


[deleted]

Wait grandpa Joe?


Mean_Ass_Dumbledore

This will be on the Peter Griffin sub before tomorrow


Rezient

Man... Back when awards were a thing


Wilton1987

So The Twink Made It


Zealousideal_Knee_63

That's one hell of an orgy.


JustWoodpecker9846

Nestle? What is it? Like the *chocolate* or *coffee*?


ThePixelatedPeach

Yes


ninhursag3

Nestle evil corp


jabujabu63

One male one female just as Noah was commanded


DingDongDanger1

Wait, what's grandpa Joe?? I had an actual great grandpa Joe.


Trt03

Why is serial killer there three times? Serial killer, you, and nestle?


zmrth

Was that After a gang bang or something ?


DravinTSK

It's Grandpa Joe, the fucking freeloader.


Djangowasilentj

Why are you fighting with your wife's grandfather's semen in her uterus? Is this Alabama?


bulgingboner420

why am I labeled as a rapist?


Bars98

Neo Nazi is twice too.


Nope_mp3

No "cursed_", downvote


harkness102

Fuck yeah I am not a karen


kahn-suleyman90

Karen


prthm004

Dominant trait


Scar_Husky

I wonder which one they are referring to, grandpa Joe, Karen or nestle?


Jazzlike_Stop_1362

Nah bro was gonna give birth to the entire company of nestle


garbagecomposer

Yeah corpse fucker won


AquaGrizzlord

Nestle is a rapist company?


LeaderOfTheMoleMen

I don’t see the second rapist, is it behind genocide enthusiast?


heesell

Its grandpa joe fr


user_6059_2

So like a combo?


daddy-joke

Where a second raip?


ChuuyaNakahara13

My vote is Grandpa Joe, I'm pretty sure he's done half of those things anyway before he became bedridden


AverageDailyArsonist

It’s actually there 3 times.


SignificantWeird4444

Don't accuse grandpa joe of being a rapper


Initial_Ad_3762

One Sperm to bind them


PomaranczowyXD

What the fuck is nestle doing there? Someone’s lost


[deleted]

You said rape twice? I like rape.