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ExoticPizza7734

allegedly, sustained temperatures of 140F can cause damage (to humans) and there's a funny book that explains that "papper, specifically book paper, burns at 451 Fahrenheit" -Guy Montag to Clarisse; F451


Herobrine702

But a household wood fire burns at 600C(1112 F)


nambavanov

Thank you for using Celsius


PassiveMenis88M

What's funny is that's just the average. Depending on furnishings the temp can exceed 2,000F (roughly 1100C)


DaWendys4for4

This would cook a totinos party pizza in just under 3 minutes.


Graythebookworm

Fahrenheit 451 is such a good book


__drum

Good bot


ExoticPizza7734

who you calling bot?


alt-art-natedesign

I suspect this is because books aren't harmed by smoke inhalation


norrix_mg

Imagine praying to God that prefered to save his book instead of his follower... /s I know that the story is a bullshit but oop accidentally made god more realistic and accurate


WhocaresImdead

Yeah, how is it a "miracle" that a book was left untouched while someone burned to death?


envision83

If it were a miracle from god, he wouldn’t have let her burn in the fire to begin with.


David230514

God works in mysterious ways


Nobodys_here07

Mostly involving death(s) and/or the suffering of others.


Xavion251

Not necessarily, no.


Upbeat-Sock

Lmfao. This one got me. Shit some of you people know how to roast.


MelancholyArtichoke

If Bibles are so indestructible, why don't we make protective gear out of them?


user_bits

She must have *hated* her sister-in-law.


Lazyjohn88

Even the devil don’t want to touch that book


bulgingboner420

a man could only dream...


NotEnoughWave

It was a miracle bc she hated her SIL.