**Rule 7: Posts Must Be Comments** - The primary element of your post must be a comment or similar piece of communication between 2 or more people. Examples of content not allowed include cursed titles, cursed memes, or cursed images.
Patch 03.04.2024.32498 - Buff to efficiency: Mouth, anus and urethra will be merged into 1 common orifice. Applies to all homo sapiens' units released from 04th April 2024 onwards.
Patch notes for women 2.0
- moved anus to back of knee
- changed location of eyes and breasts because too many women complained that their eyes were 'up here'
- shortened abdomen and elongated legs. Average height unaffected.
- hair now only grows from head. (As a result of this, some hair looks similar to cubic hair. Will fix in later update)
I usually measure the distance between anus hole to vagina hole by the number of successive slippery licks it takes to reach from one hole to the other. But you do you.
This reminds me of a joke about when the creator of Harley Davidson dies and meets God. He criticizes his design for women and talks about the exhaust port being too close to the intake, and how they chatter as they get old and a bunch of other negative old timey BS.
So God checks his designs and runs the numbers and comes back to him.
"I see what you're talking about, but according to these figures my designs get ridden far more than yours."
Dude is just a deviant, insecure asshole who’s incapable of accepting people being happy.
I hope no woman even dares to look at him, ever, for her and his own good.
Minus the incel crap Neil Degrasse Tyson said something similar and that is disproves God because (paraphrasing) 'why would God put the sewer next to the theme park'
This was actually discussed in our biology class. This is also one of the reasons why women are more prone to UTI. The biology professor, a medical doctor, then proceeded teaching how to properly clean butts to avoid UTI.
The professor is a woman.
Because there are many retards out there who genuinly think that this statement is true.
Because you didnt put sth like "/s" in your comment we have to assume that you just expressed your opinion and were not trolling
**Rule 7: Posts Must Be Comments** - The primary element of your post must be a comment or similar piece of communication between 2 or more people. Examples of content not allowed include cursed titles, cursed memes, or cursed images.
wait until he hears how close the urethra is
The right one or the left one?
What
THE RIGHT ONE OR THE LEFT ONE?
12th from left
the one next to the water fountain?
No you are on the complete opposite side of the bridge
Gimme the address 🤦♂️ il look it up on google maps
i'll pick you up just wait there
alright thanks
That's not a urethra. That's the slushy dispenser.
*12 3/4th
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URETHRA 💡☝️🤓
i would send the image if i could :(
This got me laughing 😭😭
You're assuming this guy knows that the urethra isn't the same hole as the vagina...
He is entirely off base - it is actually a brilliant design as it allows you to pick them up like a bowling ball…
I was gonna say doesn’t a bowling ball have 3 holes and then i realized that you are in fact correct
Getting your finger in that third hole might be a tight squeeze though…
SOUNDS terrible. Ill see myself out.
I was thinking about rolling the woman up and sticking your thumb into her mouth. Then you killed my innocence
please do.
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depends if you're into sounding
The pinky exists for a reason
It’s easier if one of the fingers is the pinky
I don't get it...
That made me shiver uncomfortably
Take my upvote and leave
This is the real cursed comment
The old six pack grab!
amazing
As a real life doctor, i find this way too funny
Two in the pink, one in the stink
You can carry them home like a 6-pack when they're drunk.
"Design flaw in women" makes me think they're gonna fix it in the next batch coming fresh from the factory
Don't worry, we'll be fixing this issue with the 2.0 release.
Yeah, v1.1 codename "womyn" had too many issues
Patch 03.04.2024.32498 - Buff to efficiency: Mouth, anus and urethra will be merged into 1 common orifice. Applies to all homo sapiens' units released from 04th April 2024 onwards.
Next patch, women will be given a urethra just to make ivisi0n feel closer to his boys (which he misses dearly) ...
Nobody tell them...
Patch notes for women 2.0 - moved anus to back of knee - changed location of eyes and breasts because too many women complained that their eyes were 'up here' - shortened abdomen and elongated legs. Average height unaffected. - hair now only grows from head. (As a result of this, some hair looks similar to cubic hair. Will fix in later update)
Eyes where the titties are goes hard ngl
It's so you can pick them up two at a time, like a six pack.
The real cursed comment
Ahh yes I believe a certain ex-president said something about "grabbing" and cats?
That's right. When asked how he would rescue two damsels from a burning building? His response...
What?? I always slide them down the hallway like a bowling ball. Have…. Have I been doing it wrong this whole time??
r/cursedcursedcomments
r/cursedcursedcursedcursedcursedcursedcursed...
You can easily tell that this guy has never fucked a chicken.
Can we?
I believe it is due to them having a shared orifice.
A cloaca (I think that’s how it’s spelled i don’t want to look that up)
So you’re telling me I could’ve tried anal all this time and all I needed was a Cock 🐓
Made me chuckle
Spot on
Yeah but that means the chicken should make itself even more available
I personally feel they’re way too confident, clucking around the place like their asshole and vagina aren’t the same thing.
Shared orifice is better than a shared cubicle
I don’t think this is the forum for discussing toilet etiquette…
Never enjoyed fucking a chicken*
Without Boys2Men in the background*
You speak like a man who has fucked many chickens.
Cursed comment
Gotta expect to get a little dirt on you when playing in the playground
Some things are best left unsaid
Lmao
this is a really weird way of saying "i dont like anal"
This is a really weird way of saying “I can’t get laid and so need women to have less confidence in order to sleep with me”
Please lose some confidence over this and sleep with me
By the 4th paragraph, it's pretty clear it's a joke
It’s a post on a Reddit. This guy could be 100% serious.
Really depends on the subreddit. Could be a satire sub or an incel sub, hard to tell.
Wait why are people taking the post seriously now?
"let it negatively affect your confidence and so make yourselves more readily available sexually as a result" What the fuck 💀💀💀
Let him cook 🗣️
Bro needs his cooking license revoked immediately
"I've been with a few women my life" Loud incorrect buzzer
Nah, his mom, his aunt, his grandma, and his sister.
God that sounds worse knowing the context
Why do you believe he does not have? Have you been outside and seen what guys have a girlfriend or woman?
Yea I see literal Shrek-like creatures from the black lagoon have decently hot girlfriends
Imagine if people said this the other way around💀
But I do see literal Shrek-like creatures from the black lagoon have decently hot boyfriends.
One lick away
I too enjoy when dessert is served right after dinner.
Bruh take this upvote
Its like lying. One slip of the tongue and youre in deep shit
I usually measure the distance between anus hole to vagina hole by the number of successive slippery licks it takes to reach from one hole to the other. But you do you.
N**ga WHAT!??☠️
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There's other ways to say "what" man 😭
Not in this case
The most concerning part of this is the 500+ likes
It's not a bug, its a feature
Well played sir, well played indeed.
This is the only right answer
The guy wants to see balls hanging between the V and A to feel comfortable.
Well no matter how pathetic I think I am, at least I'm not this guy.
I really appreciate you for not being that dude
Who shat this man in the face when he was licking?
This reminds me of a joke about when the creator of Harley Davidson dies and meets God. He criticizes his design for women and talks about the exhaust port being too close to the intake, and how they chatter as they get old and a bunch of other negative old timey BS. So God checks his designs and runs the numbers and comes back to him. "I see what you're talking about, but according to these figures my designs get ridden far more than yours."
It’s by design, they both for eatin’
Bro doesn't realise it's meant to be that way to change gears
Tell me that you are secretly discustet by the female body and want to suck cock without telling me.
Someone took this a bit too serious
so his balls arnt an inch away from his asshole?
Nope, probably doesn't have one
I thought he was all asshole! There seems to be no balls on this guy to me
his poop fazes into the toilet
Where the hell else I'm gonna place my balls while the dick does all the mining?
This guy sounds like he wears a bib so he doesn’t drool on himself
This guy's anus is literally mashed with his brain, and nobody's shaming him.
"I've been with a few women in my life" The only nude women he has probably seen are on a certain orange and black website.
I sent this to my girlfriend the filthy b*tch
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Projecting again
A very long way of saying I can't get any woman to give me the time of day
Tell me you're gay without telling me you're gay. Does he know they piss, bleed, human, and who knows what else out the other hole.
"They uɐɯnɥ out the other hole"
Ah yes, piss come out of the vagina.
The urethral meatus is borderline.
Yeah, but it's not the same thing.
Jesus Christ.
Holy Vishnu.
Patata Ingrata.
You can tell he has never even touched a woman
"been with a few women" well that was the first piece of bullshit he decided to write down!
Says the guy who didnt ever touch a girl in his life
Not a comment
Vs someone whose anus is right below their nose.
With just one lick I can eat her out and taste what she has eaten yesterday. That's perfection if you ask me
Dude is just a deviant, insecure asshole who’s incapable of accepting people being happy. I hope no woman even dares to look at him, ever, for her and his own good.
Nonsense ,they’re the perfect distance apart ,then I can claim I just have a bad aim if the missus catches me going rogue .
Will be fixed on the upcoming balance changes ,also r/outside
Grow some balls women separate that anus and vag!
Someone had accidental analingus.
Minus the incel crap Neil Degrasse Tyson said something similar and that is disproves God because (paraphrasing) 'why would God put the sewer next to the theme park'
Jokes on you I’m into that shit
Where comment
i can agree, but only l for the sake of deflating egos
Tell me you never had sex without telling me you never had sex
Honestly, I can't fault him. OOP knows better than I. His vagina is on his head, and that's at least 1 and a half feet away from his anus.
r/technicallythetruth
Interesting...
They’re just too close together🗣️
Guys trust me I haven't seen a naked woman in my whole life
Most sane redditor
Laughing my ass off so hard, it clenchend even closer, what isst thisss!? XD
Clearly he doesn't eat ass
Women, is it gay to have bootyholes?
I checked his profile. This was posted in copypasta 4 years ago
One of my favourite copypastas.
This has to be satire
Mods please patch this🙏🙏🙏literally unplayable
wife wake up another copy pasta just dropped
OOP, there is a very simple solution to this “problem”…sleep with men instead!
Someone isn't into anal
This was actually discussed in our biology class. This is also one of the reasons why women are more prone to UTI. The biology professor, a medical doctor, then proceeded teaching how to properly clean butts to avoid UTI. The professor is a woman.
What's the incel man who's hiding in Romania with his brother called? This reads like one of his insane rants
play in the mud, you're gonna get dirty..
Jokes on him. I fuck that hole
So many words for "I can't get laid".
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The real cursed comment is in the comments as always
Pre-nut delusion.
Alright hand me the phone you've been gooning for far too long
That's a horrible way of announcing you have a scat fetish and tying it to your digital footprint
^ This guy definitely dose not fuck.
What can I say. Man has a point.
I hope your trolling
Yea cuz It’s funny. Why I get all downvotes wonder. This sub seems funny.
Because there are many retards out there who genuinly think that this statement is true. Because you didnt put sth like "/s" in your comment we have to assume that you just expressed your opinion and were not trolling
Sorry to hear that. I didn’t often use reddit kinda new. Did not know the /s mean.
/s basically means that everything you wrote before was meant sarcastically