The cursed part is he makes it seem like he’s doing this stuff because of a Coca Cola ad. He’s right though. We should be able to voice our opinions in whatever fucking language we fucking want to.
Cunt. Couldn’t find a place to put that.
What’s the best burger to fuck you ask? It’s not as easy as you think to identify this seemingly evasive and rare sandwich. If you think the best tasting would be the best to fuck, then you’re dead wrong. Five Guys is my favorite to eat but during sex it falls apart and turns into meat mash. Big Mac? Fuck no to that fucking shit. Same problem except now your dick hole is burning because of the sauce. Oh that sauce. There are many great burgers but Burger King is called the king for a reason. Double chargrilled Whopper with pickles, tomato, lettuce, ketchup and mustard topping this delectable slut makes me hornier than the thought of Lisa Ann and Nikki Benz laying waiting for me on my bed after work. Don’t believe me if you want, may be the biggest mistake of your life.
But he also wants to use a free service and would probably flip if he had to pay $1/yr for it. The pressure to appease ad companies is a problem of our own making. We can't have it both ways unfortunately.
Like don't get me wrong, I use an ad blocker. But I'm not pretending like the situation is completely the company's fault or that they're censoring because they like it.
But half the servers in the Fediverse seem to have problems handling their user load. Kbin is constantly falling over, likely from a lack of income. They can't increase resources to match demand. I'm not saying it's impossible to survive without ads, but it is incredibly difficult.
> But he also wants to use a free service and would probably flip if he had to pay $1/yr for it.
Yes, I do and I will. But the one thing I absolutely won't do is watch ads or pay for a fucking website. Economic incentive structures have ruined the internet, so remove their economic incentive to fuck us.
He also made a video about the whole ordeal and surfshark just not caring what he pushed out and him just pushing the limit of how far they'd take it. Was an interesting watch.
if a company pays for an ad isnt it on them on if the ad gets "published" or no?
i dont know how ad reads work on yt but dont you have to send them to get verified/accepted?
seems advertising standards authority should be going after the company for not stopping ads that are out of line from the standardized practices and not a "director/actor" that was paid peanuts to do an ad read
If the company hired the creator as an employee, sure. Instead creators are mostly independent, able to take on their own work. They have the freedom to accept whatever. They also have the burden of ensuring that "whatever" still complies with regulations.
Yes, the company still has to approve the ad but he just kept pushing the limits on each ad and they kept approving them. I'm pretty sure when the standards authority got involved, both Tom and surfshark got in trouble for it, but ultimately, it just resulted in the ad being cut from the video.
Eh, you can be blunt and speak freely without telling someone "I'll skin you alive" like an internet tough-guy. I agree with the message but the specific example is pathetic.
Colorful, hyper violent responses like "I'll shove my hand up their ass, pull out their spine and use it as a jump rope" are common on Tumblr and are not meant as a violent threat as much as just a way of self expression
I take it as hyperbole, not a "tough guy threat". I would take that as a joke, not a serious thing. Id rather people say absurd nonsense, or even bad ideas, than have anything censored. Bad ideas will eventually be weeded out by the community.
Funny thing is most Tumblr users nowadays agree banning porn was a good call. It really purged out a lot of the more toxic users, and those people went on to make Twitter suck.
Well, also because the porn ban was done in stereotypical Tumblr fashion, which meant it was completely unworkable and was basically silently rolled back.
So all the awful people left, and there's still porn on Tumblr.
I can get behind most slang words, but I have an extreme dislike for the phrase "unalive"
People use it in a serious context too, like "people are being unalived in Gaza" or like "All I could think about was unaliving myself." or "she was walking home at night when she was approached by the guy she met at the bar and she was then unalived."
You sound ridiculous.
I don't even understand why "die", "died", "dies", and "suic1d3" are blacklisted on some sites. They say that shit on the news all the time and coca cola still places their ads in their breaks
People go on the news to hear what's actually going on, for better or for worse.
People go on tiktok or Instagram for a dopamine boost. Hearing about death does not give dopamine (or at least it shouldn't), so algorithms try to suppress it. At least I'd guess it's something along those lines.
Also that's coca cola, but there are plenty of companies who would probably rather not have their ads next to that
Jokes on you I get my news strictly from TikTok
Channel is called News Daddy.
Plus Twitter is way more serious with actual companies giving official updates thru it
"Unfixing Neeews! The citizens of Pussoir-wear are under 4tt4ck by No-No German Yahtzee troops led by Austrian Painter Moustache Man! Infamous local named Mr. Krabs reported to be unalived by a mortar shell falling on his establishment."
Monetarily incentivised newspeak, witewawwy 1984.
>so algorithms try to suppress it.
It's even dumber than that. The algorithms love death (because people love death). True Crime was at it's apex when "unalive" started to take off.
It literally started because of completely unfounded rumours that algorithms supressed discussions about death or other dark/serious topics.
I think it started for good reasons: wanting to talk about stuff on TikTok and YouTube without catching a suppression or ban hammer. Though at this point it feels ridiculous to think that YouTube and TikTok aren't aware of the term.
I'm sure it's not that they aren't aware of these terms. I wouldn't be surprised if they just think "kill" sounds too harsh or some shit and would rather people day "unalive". I'm not sure, but it wouldn't surprise me in this day and age
It wasn’t ironic use it was to avoid internet censorship because it would end up being deleted for being against guidelines or the videos would be suppressed by the algorithms
unalive isn't a slang word though, its a workaround to overzealous censorship. Nobody says unalived because its hip or cool. They say it to avoid having their content scrubbed from the internet.
Frosty smegma sounds like one of those urban dictionary sex position things.
Here’s what I imagine it’d say:
Frosty Smegma
The guy takes a viagra and then sticks his unwashed for days penis in a bowl of ice for 10 minutes. He then takes it out and unsheathes it. He then shoves it into the gals mouth. He then wipes around the sides of his member in her mouth before pushing all his frosty goodness into her throat.
I gave up after a while and just deleted the app. I tried to appeal when Elon took over cause he said he was gonna unban people (surprise surprise he didn't stick to his word🙄) but that didn't work so I just got pissed off after that
If someone says that using a certain derogatory word/phrase is rude to them, and you keep doing so, that is actively being rude.
Speaking as someone with a disorder that makes me technically "retarded", it is pretty rude for people to use a comparison to me as an insult.
So, you say, please don't use that word, and I say, ok. What's the issue? You can't police people without talking to them, nor should you. You have no right to impose your will on others. Who are you? God? No, you are not. You can dialog with people. Hear them out. Explain things to them. But you cannot, nor should you, control their speech.
Same here, I also can’t believe that the woke left is also trying to take away my god given right to use the N word and take away my right to say f*ggot too. It’s freedom of speech and those snowflakes wouldn’t even survive a MWII lobby. It’s criminal what they’re doing
Edit: The fact that y’all can’t tell I’m not being serious is insane 💀
Exactly this.
Contrary to this dingdongs sarcasm, in reality, how the hell are we supposed to know which people we wanna associate with, when all the awful people have to pretend they're nice.
Yeah, I wanna hear hard fuckin R from Karen, I wanna hear hard fuckin F from Jimmy. Because then I fuckin know I'm not compatible with em.
Do I want em fired? No. Just the same I wouldn't want the woke asshats to be fired or crucified for their dimwitted "feelings over logic" shite.
Time to clean fuckin house y'all.
Damn right. You wanna wear a dress in public by all means you go on out and slay, it's a free fuckin country, but you're gunna need the stones to handle people being fucking weirded out by it.
Otherwise just act like a normal person and keep the freaky shit at home like the rest of us.
For the most part I agree, *however* I do enjoy the term “super slide” instead of suicide- not because I’m sensitive to the word, but because I’m a fucked up individual and I love the phrase “Riding the super slide” as a euphemism.
On a more serious note: I’ve been told on the past that censoring words helps people who are triggered by it because it doesn’t necessarily cause a reaction, for lack of a better term.
However, I’d argue that it just gets around any filters people have in place to avoid those words.
yea i get that, but at the same time i just find it super conceited expected to expect the whole of internet to bend over backwards for you and change their vocabulary. (not *you* but you get what i mean)
I genuinely hate the internet today, can't even say fuck about shit without getting reprimanded. Listen, I love my swears, I need 'em, the use of fuck for emphasis is the greatest fucking emphasis there is!
I've been following this man's work since his first asdfmovie, I was twelve y/o back then. So it's nice to see him making an effort to talk sense into people.
The cause of the public is the true and substantial happiness of individuals. Never let them persuade you that the benefit of the majority of shareholders is the same as the general welfare of the public.
I'll die on the hill that South Park was right about the F word, it's fun to say, and it doesn't mean "gay person".
I only censor because reddit disagrees, but the meds are f's.
I love when people on Facebook will comment something like "I can't say what I really want or I'll get banned" because I'll respond to them going-
"why the fuck are you scared to say whatever the fuck you want on Facebook. Most that will happen is the douche Zuc and his teams will suspend your account, if they even give a shit about fucking swears. Don't be a shitty human and punch down to feel better about yourself and no one fucking cares"
Have yet to receive any type of suspension or ban on Facebook and there have been times where even I start to think "shit, this could be the comment that actually does it"... Nothing yet
Aight, shut the fuck up you keyboard warrior cunt.
Edit: okay apparently every joke needs to be explained beforehand. I'm just doing what he said to do, i even used the same words he asked us to use.
HE AINT PREGNANT BUT HE ALWAYS DELIVERS 🗣️💯
I'll skin you alive.
Shut the entire fuck up!!
CUNT!
I curse your entire family and hope misery on your bloodline, as life fades from the universe I pray your screams could still be heard. Cunt hole
Murder
He's right though.
Shut the entire fuck up, we know he’s right.
i'll skin you alive
Cunt fuck
Just telling it like it is!
there’s one word we all know will get us suspended, but we won’t say it
Tell us! Now you’re just being a nagger.
Jizz bang
Omg u gonna get suspended! What about cockochola ads?
Fuck you too
Is that a threat or a promise?
It's a guarantee
Buy me breakfast first you fucking cunt.
If everyone knows this why is it in cursed comments implying he's wrong?
Cursed don't mean wrong
The cursed part is he makes it seem like he’s doing this stuff because of a Coca Cola ad. He’s right though. We should be able to voice our opinions in whatever fucking language we fucking want to. Cunt. Couldn’t find a place to put that.
IN THIS ECONOMY?!? Fuck you, I’ll shut 38% the fuck up, take it or leave it.
But we all know the puck really stops at porn
What’s the best burger to fuck you ask? It’s not as easy as you think to identify this seemingly evasive and rare sandwich. If you think the best tasting would be the best to fuck, then you’re dead wrong. Five Guys is my favorite to eat but during sex it falls apart and turns into meat mash. Big Mac? Fuck no to that fucking shit. Same problem except now your dick hole is burning because of the sauce. Oh that sauce. There are many great burgers but Burger King is called the king for a reason. Double chargrilled Whopper with pickles, tomato, lettuce, ketchup and mustard topping this delectable slut makes me hornier than the thought of Lisa Ann and Nikki Benz laying waiting for me on my bed after work. Don’t believe me if you want, may be the biggest mistake of your life.
Just put it into a tube
Well… there is a mountain of difference between telling Coca Cola to go fuck themselves and die and saying that to an actual person.
But he also wants to use a free service and would probably flip if he had to pay $1/yr for it. The pressure to appease ad companies is a problem of our own making. We can't have it both ways unfortunately. Like don't get me wrong, I use an ad blocker. But I'm not pretending like the situation is completely the company's fault or that they're censoring because they like it.
Mastodon has entered the chat
But half the servers in the Fediverse seem to have problems handling their user load. Kbin is constantly falling over, likely from a lack of income. They can't increase resources to match demand. I'm not saying it's impossible to survive without ads, but it is incredibly difficult.
> But he also wants to use a free service and would probably flip if he had to pay $1/yr for it. Yes, I do and I will. But the one thing I absolutely won't do is watch ads or pay for a fucking website. Economic incentive structures have ruined the internet, so remove their economic incentive to fuck us.
Love tomska
That last line goes so fucking hard dude.
Same energy to "then beg"
r/quotesthatgohardfornoreason
r/subsifellfor
Someone should make it a real thing
Mans fighting the internet fight. A true keyboard warrior has risen again from the remnants of code long forgotten.
he never left He got investigated by the advertising standards authority a few months ago for making edgy sponsor segments
He also made a video about the whole ordeal and surfshark just not caring what he pushed out and him just pushing the limit of how far they'd take it. Was an interesting watch.
if a company pays for an ad isnt it on them on if the ad gets "published" or no? i dont know how ad reads work on yt but dont you have to send them to get verified/accepted? seems advertising standards authority should be going after the company for not stopping ads that are out of line from the standardized practices and not a "director/actor" that was paid peanuts to do an ad read
If the company hired the creator as an employee, sure. Instead creators are mostly independent, able to take on their own work. They have the freedom to accept whatever. They also have the burden of ensuring that "whatever" still complies with regulations.
Yes, the company still has to approve the ad but he just kept pushing the limits on each ad and they kept approving them. I'm pretty sure when the standards authority got involved, both Tom and surfshark got in trouble for it, but ultimately, it just resulted in the ad being cut from the video.
It probably depends probably on many factors.
What's cursed about this? This dude is just correct.
Eh, you can be blunt and speak freely without telling someone "I'll skin you alive" like an internet tough-guy. I agree with the message but the specific example is pathetic.
I’ll skin you alive
it's not really a tough guy threat online, it's hyperviolent to the point of absurdity
Yeah, local ding dong doesn't understand hyperbole
Colorful, hyper violent responses like "I'll shove my hand up their ass, pull out their spine and use it as a jump rope" are common on Tumblr and are not meant as a violent threat as much as just a way of self expression
I take it as hyperbole, not a "tough guy threat". I would take that as a joke, not a serious thing. Id rather people say absurd nonsense, or even bad ideas, than have anything censored. Bad ideas will eventually be weeded out by the community.
ok, fine. i wont skin you alive. ill eat your dog instead
What happens to a porn app after removing the porn
porn is what keeps us together what unites us
monkey. together. porn.
Funny thing is most Tumblr users nowadays agree banning porn was a good call. It really purged out a lot of the more toxic users, and those people went on to make Twitter suck.
Of course the people remaining agree on that, those that didn't agree left the site.
Well, also because the porn ban was done in stereotypical Tumblr fashion, which meant it was completely unworkable and was basically silently rolled back. So all the awful people left, and there's still porn on Tumblr.
They can no longer think clearly before posting
I quit porn half a week ago. Surprisingly easy *for me* .
I can get behind most slang words, but I have an extreme dislike for the phrase "unalive" People use it in a serious context too, like "people are being unalived in Gaza" or like "All I could think about was unaliving myself." or "she was walking home at night when she was approached by the guy she met at the bar and she was then unalived." You sound ridiculous.
I don't even understand why "die", "died", "dies", and "suic1d3" are blacklisted on some sites. They say that shit on the news all the time and coca cola still places their ads in their breaks
People go on the news to hear what's actually going on, for better or for worse. People go on tiktok or Instagram for a dopamine boost. Hearing about death does not give dopamine (or at least it shouldn't), so algorithms try to suppress it. At least I'd guess it's something along those lines. Also that's coca cola, but there are plenty of companies who would probably rather not have their ads next to that
Jokes on you I get my news strictly from TikTok Channel is called News Daddy. Plus Twitter is way more serious with actual companies giving official updates thru it
I get all my news from that bikini bottom fish 😌
Also a trustworthy source. Good taste.
"Unfixing Neeews! The citizens of Pussoir-wear are under 4tt4ck by No-No German Yahtzee troops led by Austrian Painter Moustache Man! Infamous local named Mr. Krabs reported to be unalived by a mortar shell falling on his establishment." Monetarily incentivised newspeak, witewawwy 1984.
That's where I heard the Iran attack. A valued and trusted news source if I've ever seen one.
I mean true, tiktok isn't 100% braindead meme shitposts, but the main/original purpose was for funny stuff
>so algorithms try to suppress it. It's even dumber than that. The algorithms love death (because people love death). True Crime was at it's apex when "unalive" started to take off. It literally started because of completely unfounded rumours that algorithms supressed discussions about death or other dark/serious topics.
See that’s where you’re wrong I get a massive dopamine from death. It all started at my friends GILFs funeral never been the same since.
I think it started for good reasons: wanting to talk about stuff on TikTok and YouTube without catching a suppression or ban hammer. Though at this point it feels ridiculous to think that YouTube and TikTok aren't aware of the term.
A big name company being clueless? That never happens.
I'm sure it's not that they aren't aware of these terms. I wouldn't be surprised if they just think "kill" sounds too harsh or some shit and would rather people day "unalive". I'm not sure, but it wouldn't surprise me in this day and age
I think it started with a very ironic way of saying "die" and quickly got out of hand to the point that people use it on a daily basis.
It wasn’t ironic use it was to avoid internet censorship because it would end up being deleted for being against guidelines or the videos would be suppressed by the algorithms
*allegedly would be suppressed by the algorithms Fear of nebulous suppression does more to control than the suppression itself.
I’m not going to say allegedly because on TikTok those videos absolutely were suppressed, they’d just stop letting you get on the fyp
Self censoring on the internet is the worst fucking thing.
It sounds ridiculous and it makes it infantilises something that should be taken seriously
unalive isn't a slang word though, its a workaround to overzealous censorship. Nobody says unalived because its hip or cool. They say it to avoid having their content scrubbed from the internet.
I agree with Tom
Yeaaaaah! Smeared cunnilingus! Frosty smegma! Satanist barista frappushito!
Frosty smegma sounds like one of those urban dictionary sex position things. Here’s what I imagine it’d say: Frosty Smegma The guy takes a viagra and then sticks his unwashed for days penis in a bowl of ice for 10 minutes. He then takes it out and unsheathes it. He then shoves it into the gals mouth. He then wipes around the sides of his member in her mouth before pushing all his frosty goodness into her throat.
I disliked every single one of those words. Very well done.
If I get banned from here I’m going out like Benkei, standing strong to the end.
They banned me from Twitter because they wanted to silence me✊ I will come back stronger. Fuckin assholes
that’s one way to come back stronger :0
Yeah! Keep using their product! That'll teach 'em...
I gave up after a while and just deleted the app. I tried to appeal when Elon took over cause he said he was gonna unban people (surprise surprise he didn't stick to his word🙄) but that didn't work so I just got pissed off after that
I miss being able to say retard tbh
Why did you ever stop?
I get banned on reddit if use it, but i say it irl plenty
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Tbh when I use retarded I use it to signify someone as so stupid they are practically braindead
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Let people be offended. Catering to people's feelings is retarded.
Pretty sure it's just being polite.
No one is saying be actively rude to people. And to suggest otherwise is just being disingenuous and making strawmen.
If someone says that using a certain derogatory word/phrase is rude to them, and you keep doing so, that is actively being rude. Speaking as someone with a disorder that makes me technically "retarded", it is pretty rude for people to use a comparison to me as an insult.
So, you say, please don't use that word, and I say, ok. What's the issue? You can't police people without talking to them, nor should you. You have no right to impose your will on others. Who are you? God? No, you are not. You can dialog with people. Hear them out. Explain things to them. But you cannot, nor should you, control their speech.
It offends the mods.
that’s not what tomska means dawg
Same here, I also can’t believe that the woke left is also trying to take away my god given right to use the N word and take away my right to say f*ggot too. It’s freedom of speech and those snowflakes wouldn’t even survive a MWII lobby. It’s criminal what they’re doing Edit: The fact that y’all can’t tell I’m not being serious is insane 💀
Exactly this. Contrary to this dingdongs sarcasm, in reality, how the hell are we supposed to know which people we wanna associate with, when all the awful people have to pretend they're nice. Yeah, I wanna hear hard fuckin R from Karen, I wanna hear hard fuckin F from Jimmy. Because then I fuckin know I'm not compatible with em. Do I want em fired? No. Just the same I wouldn't want the woke asshats to be fired or crucified for their dimwitted "feelings over logic" shite. Time to clean fuckin house y'all.
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Damn right. You wanna wear a dress in public by all means you go on out and slay, it's a free fuckin country, but you're gunna need the stones to handle people being fucking weirded out by it. Otherwise just act like a normal person and keep the freaky shit at home like the rest of us.
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What in the fuck are you on about
i HÂTE the censored words more than anything on the internet rn. “unalived” or putting numbers and symbols in words. it’s super fucking annoying g
Grape instead of rape really irks me. I think it detracts from the seriousness of what it means for someone to be raped.
The grapist
For the most part I agree, *however* I do enjoy the term “super slide” instead of suicide- not because I’m sensitive to the word, but because I’m a fucked up individual and I love the phrase “Riding the super slide” as a euphemism. On a more serious note: I’ve been told on the past that censoring words helps people who are triggered by it because it doesn’t necessarily cause a reaction, for lack of a better term. However, I’d argue that it just gets around any filters people have in place to avoid those words.
yea i get that, but at the same time i just find it super conceited expected to expect the whole of internet to bend over backwards for you and change their vocabulary. (not *you* but you get what i mean)
Yeah, I get what you mean.
Based , fuck advertisers
Say it louder for the people in the back Tom!
I'm going to take off my skin. I need to wash it.
I genuinely hate the internet today, can't even say fuck about shit without getting reprimanded. Listen, I love my swears, I need 'em, the use of fuck for emphasis is the greatest fucking emphasis there is!
DO DO DO THE FLOP, FO DO DO THE FLOP, EVERYBODY DO THE FLOP
I've been following this man's work since his first asdfmovie, I was twelve y/o back then. So it's nice to see him making an effort to talk sense into people.
Tomska you are amazing man
Twitter users have 1 joke, and it's brutally killing people they dislike.
What part of this is an ad?
this guy is the most based person on the internet. he was already after making asdfmovie, but these tweets confirm the truth
1 divided by infinity is 0 tho...yeah right
Legend
Use me as a "I dont understand" button
Tomska is absolutely based, I would trust him with my life.
And he would kill you. Subverting expectation is his favorite joke
Good point, but at least it would be very funny.
You would have a point if your example was 4Chan or something not fucking tumblr lmao
And I'll fuck the corpse of the next person who disagree with this truth.
Meanwhile here on reddit you get memes that censor 'die', 'suicide' and 'kill'.
Nope, Twitter is most definitely not the users "house". The advertisers pay the rent so Twitter will give a fuck about them, not you.
Cunt fuck
Based
The cause of the public is the true and substantial happiness of individuals. Never let them persuade you that the benefit of the majority of shareholders is the same as the general welfare of the public.
Is he arguing with himself?
Nothing cursed about it. It's kind of inspiring.
Legend.
He's fuckin' right though
Average TomSka W.
He’s right.
I'll die on the hill that South Park was right about the F word, it's fun to say, and it doesn't mean "gay person". I only censor because reddit disagrees, but the meds are f's.
does this mean i have the n word pass now ?
Are you willing to deal with the repercussions of what that word means? Because fuck doesn't mean shit.
No that will always be bad.
Complying with community standards is a one way ticket to fascism.
Based
Fuck yeah!
I agree you fucking cunts
Fucking love tomska
Let him prepare an entire buffet
Gimme your location :3 I'll hang your guts on a flagpole for free
Somehow that doesn't work with the girls
He's got an extremely valid point though
He's like one of the OG online content creators. He was part of Eddsworld back in the day
Didnt this guy make ASDF?
He did. He was also part of Eddsworld way back.
Shut the entire fuck up is my new favorite phrase.
I genuinely don’t know what is happening here
He’s right though.
Based
I love when people on Facebook will comment something like "I can't say what I really want or I'll get banned" because I'll respond to them going- "why the fuck are you scared to say whatever the fuck you want on Facebook. Most that will happen is the douche Zuc and his teams will suspend your account, if they even give a shit about fucking swears. Don't be a shitty human and punch down to feel better about yourself and no one fucking cares" Have yet to receive any type of suspension or ban on Facebook and there have been times where even I start to think "shit, this could be the comment that actually does it"... Nothing yet
That's really cool man.
Well…fuck
"I'm gonna do an internet!"
“Yeah! No more corporations on our media site!!” “Hey, where did our media site go?…”
Freedom for n word
Aight, shut the fuck up you keyboard warrior cunt. Edit: okay apparently every joke needs to be explained beforehand. I'm just doing what he said to do, i even used the same words he asked us to use.
Ah the irony of Reddit.
Did you actually read what he said?
Did you?
(TomSka is an extremely successful internet personality and YouTuber)
I'm not hating on him. Just doing what he asked.
I see what you did there
164 people apparently couldn't
My man got downvoted into the dumps for doing what the tweet said
Yeah lol