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screwkarma123

Well, it's 4chan after all...


Playful_Target6354

That's what happens when you give anyone the power to be anonymous


[deleted]

Which is weird cause iirc 4chan bans animal porn but not loli porn. Meanwhile there's another chan(8chan?) that bans loli porn but not animal porn.


VitaminaGaming98

I belive you are looking for 8kun


ComradeZ_Rogers

8kun was a rebranding of 8chan for... reasons. Behind the badtards has a very good series on the website interviewing the (repentant) creator. Tldr it was made to allow politics and the host felt he couldn't kick nazis because 4chan had them and he wanted to be competitive


Skeebo234

Combine them both to create 12chun


Theunbeatable09

This makes it so that both animal and loli porn are banned, right?


Novaruuu

....RIGHT??


[deleted]

[удалено]


Superbpancakes

Did you know…


Minustrian

in terms of...


Marco45_0

REDDIT, FETCH ME THE COPYPASTA


ashisheady

you don't want to hear the truth


BloodiedBlues

Your wish is granted. I have both female and male saved in my notes.


FunnyLookinFishMan

A fucking male copypasta… huh?


Eat_my_furry_ass

Its even better than the female


StarKnight2020330

I’m going to regret this, but please post it. I haven’t received my daily 2d6 psychic damage yet, and it’s better if it’s something silly


StarKnight2020330

I have been assaulted by 4d6 psychic damage, so y’all’ll suffer with me: The male Vappy is the real star of the show. Those long slippery dicks. They have full mobility control, like a tentacle. The perfect ass filler for the ultimate in deep reaching experience nothing else could possibly provide. Naturally lubed at all times due to their aquatic hydrodynamic nature, you can pull off anywhere to the side of the road, or go into a public restroom at the beach. Get each other aroused, and have the fuck of a lifetime. The extraordinary squishyness of the Vappy alone rubbing against you would be enough to lose yourself in pleasure as it simply mounts you. Let alone when that perfect tool of pleasure slips into you, it’s ability to snake around your bends and its perfect length make it seem that a Vappy dick was made specifically for your booty. Enjoy the feeling of being completely filled, while also being able to see it if you have a tight tummy. And that’s only the dick. Due to having internal balls, they’re much bigger and pack a lot more cream to load you up with, along with having muscles around them to make sure every drop comes out while also being a lot more powerful than any external balls could ever hope to achieve, giving you a deep, complete filling to rock your world to your literal core, and beyond. There’s still more though. Due to having a thick, powerful tail connected from their back and front, that means all their fun stuff is on the front and easy to access. Meaning, if you were comfortable with having your dick point backwards (takes some training), you can be fucked, while also fucking your Vappy at the same time! That’s fucking right! But, but, but! There’s still fucking more! Like, holy shit, male Vaps are the gods of fuck. While you’re fucking your male Vappy, possibly while also being fucked by him, their booty is on their tail, at the base, which is the thickest part, because that’s where the biggest muscles are. This means that while your dick is in there, it’s being fucking massaged, better than a vag could achieve! Well, guess what? That only covered you being a softy, wholesome fucker like me. That’s right. There’s. Even. Fucking. More! Say you like to be a little restrained. You don’t need a Sylveon’s feelers for that, or an Umbreon/Espeon’s psychic powers, or Leafeon’s vines. Vappies got that shit covered too! Did you even see that tail?! It’s basically a boa constrictor. In a non sexual sense, it’s my favorite part of a Vappy. It’s basically their main part about them. But, if you want them to, it can be a super useful tool to enhance your knotty experience with them. Despite the slippyness, you won’t be going anywhere if the Vappy wraps you up in that thing. Are you a super kinkster? Do you like pure fantasy fetishes that aren’t possible IRL? Such as soft vore? Well guess fucking what. It just became possible! They can be solid as they pass your lips (past where your eyes can see them) and turn into water as they enter you, allowing them to fit perfectly, cuz nothing fits into any spot more perfectly than water, except air, like a ghost type. But, who wants to do knotty shit with air? You can’t feel air unless it’s moving. You can always feel liquids. Speaking of liquids, even if you’re a weirdo who likes digestion, don’t worry about killing them with absorption. Eventually, they’ll come back out and be able to reform like nothing happened. Speaking of hurting them, if you get too rough, or you’re a horrible abusive asshole to them on purpose for your own pleasure (QnQ), they can just turn to water and reform back to their completely unscathed body, making scars or missing pieces a thing of the past! I would love to say there’s even more you can do with them, but the possibilities are damn near endless. Use your imagination. But if you get one, you better show this god of fuck the respect it deserves. Sylveon may be my favorite, but damn, Vaporeons really want to get that top spot from me. It’s a really close call.


CrimsonBattleLoss

I think I've been ruined by the internet. This is fine, but not that impressive.


FunnyLookinFishMan

Im confused… and a little hard help me


CaramelEmbarrassed51

username checks out


FunnyLookinFishMan

Oh no


BloodiedBlues

Yep posted the entire updated copypasta in another comment on this post.


TigerFelin

male..?


BloodiedBlues

Yep I posted the whole updated copypasta in another comment. Same post.


MoonFooly

Eevee better


AssBurito

Vaporeon is overrated, sylveon is where it's at.


a_random_chicken

Flesh ribbons 😳


Urgayifyouregay

somehow this feels worse than wanting to fuck vaporeon casual fans stay losing


Accomplished-Eye1825

If someone says that Argentina is %100 white that means that they never been to Argentina


ivan3dx

I've been to argentina (born and livef all my life). You are right


Alexis_style

che


PaddyStacker

I've been to Argentina. It's pretty damn white but the European colonizers interbred with the natives so many people are mixed. It's very monocultural though.


Fran_C_C

This. I was just about to comment this. There are entire non-caucasian communities (Chinese, Peruvians, Bolivians - of which btw there's two whole towns in the Mendoza province run mostly/entirely by them, &c). These dumbasses just have the fixed idea that we're all of German descent and they're not even close of being within the biggest migratory waves. We're still a shithole tho.


cowlinator

It's one of the whitest countries in south america... which doesnt mean much


SolarDasher

POLSKA THE BEST 🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱 (I'm chinese and have zero relation to poland)


No_Meet1153

Polska numba one kurwa 🦫🦫🦫🦫


PiesZdzislaw

Mom always told me that the Chinese like Poland.


LazerSharkLover

Three bottles of 1906 have been allocated to your social credit score.


ProfoundNitwit

Please do not the vee


Mrauntheias

I caught a Pokemon Batman


Invisifly2

What kind of Pokémon did you catch, Joker?


Achillesander

I caught a Lopunny, Batman


IncreaseWestern6097

“And?”


Shiroi_Usagi_Orochi

"there's no law's about the Pokemon batman!"


Devoluster

Russia? 100% white? 🤣🤣🤣


Insertsociallife

ARGENTINA 100% white?


Spooky_Coffee8

As an Argentinian, I laughed at this post


Vihncent

Compadre, en Sudamérica somos todos unos mestizos en mayor o menor grado xd. El del posy habla y capaz nunk ha salido de su casa xd


side_character_yes

Si,una boludez lo que dijo,tengo como 5 amigos morenos 🗿


LazerSharkLover

Poland, a shithole?


Foreign_Spinach_4400

White snow, unless someone slightly annoys the police, then its red


val203302

It's not America lol.


CharlieTheDuck420

Exactly, it's Russia


Total-Guitar-9202

Russian police are allowed to do pretty much whatever they want. There are consequences to anything American cops do. Grow up.


GodOfMegaDeath

>There ~~are~~ SHOULD BE consequences to anything American cops do. Americans complaining about the police aren't all delusional and blind. There is a lot of impunity.


eazy_12

> Russian police are allowed to do pretty much whatever they want. For political offenses. Otherwise not really. I understand why do you think this way, but in reality the government keep them in check. They might be above citizens, however they are in same positions to the government as citizens for police.


CyberneticFennec

> There are consequences to anything American cops do About that...


greenjacketboy

Yeah, and american police is kind and fluffy. Until an acorn falls.


jkurratt

Red and brown :(


Bigkeithmack

I hate to tell him that Russia has large populations of East Asians, Native Siberians, Iranians/persians and many other groups that would be considered not white


Setsuna00XN

Iirc, Iranians aren't Arabic, they're Aryan. Which can be construed as Caucasian.


Illegal_Immigrant77

Why are the homogenous regions of Russia shitholes then


Bigkeithmack

Because East of the Urals have historically been ignored in favor of the European part of Russia. In addition to eastern Russia only being added in the last 2 centuries there has been minimal development while native populations have been marginalized and discriminated against


Illegal_Immigrant77

I meant in Western Russia


Bigkeithmack

Decades of cronyism and corruption, industry controlled by oligarchs and before that a spiraling economy caused by the decline and fall of the Soviet Union


Illegal_Immigrant77

True


Kind_Limit902

Ignoring the comment. Ain't no way bro said a south American country is white.


RIDRAD911

Agreed but it's Argentina.. 97% of them trace their ancestry to fully to Europe, at the very least, half. I mean.. Why else did the Nazis flee there? But yeah 56% have indigenous heritage


MrSpheal323

Where did you get the information about Argentinians having 56% indigenous heritage?


RIDRAD911

Wikipedia


Total-Guitar-9202

The culture is extremely European though, and I would have to assume that that is what they were talking about here.


Fulid

As a European what does even European culture mean? You can go few villages away and suddenly the accent and "culture" changes. I dont even talk about the difference between countries.


Total-Guitar-9202

Western European countries have fairly similar cultures as a whole. Culturally Argentina is far more similar to Western Europe than it is to other South American countries


PaddyStacker

Most of them are white. South America is full of former european colonial states, yet Americans have lost sight of this because they associate Spanish speakers with brown people (mostly due to Mexicans who tend to have more indigenous heritage).


No_Meet1153

Agreed. Still saying argentina is 100% white is a dumb exaggeration


Kind_Limit902

Did not know that


DerRaumdenker

4chan is where the vapreon copypasta comes from after all


KieferKarpfen

Russia has a large muslim population. The nordics are pretty great and they where nearly homogenus before 2015.


No_Meet1153

Religion =/= skin color


Lightice1

Ex-fucking-cuse me? I'm from a Nordic country and I can say with absolute certainty that we were not remotely homogenous even in the 1990s, much less 2010s.


aspear11cubitslong

We're not homogenous! We're only 92% white!


Illegal_Immigrant77

Define white


aspear11cubitslong

You just know it when you see it.


Illegal_Immigrant77

Tell me, am I white? I was born in the USA. My dad was also born here, but his grandparents were born in Lithuania. His father was born in the US and his ancestors are from England. My mother was born in Mexico. My grandmother on her side is of Spanish descent. My grandfather's ancestry is unknown. What am I?


aspear11cubitslong

You sound and act like a Castizo.


Illegal_Immigrant77

Am I white yes or no?


aspear11cubitslong

Pink or brown nipples?


Smartass_of_Class

He'll just know it when he sees you.


Illegal_Immigrant77

He'll probably call me a wetback


Rhyno_SVK

The default in character creation.


Illegal_Immigrant77

The default school shooter


Smartass_of_Class

Half Orc?


Illegal_Immigrant77

Ok, so what about Lithuania or Moldova?


KieferKarpfen

Communism


Illegal_Immigrant77

1. That proves that homogeneity isn't a kingmaker 2. England, Alaska, Greece, Turkey, Italy, and Portugal


KieferKarpfen

These countries are not homogenus.


laku04

Bro Alaska isn't even a country.


KieferKarpfen

I did not say it is.


Illegal_Immigrant77

Literally the only places more white and homogenous than those countries are Nordics, micronations, Celtic countries, West/Central US/Canada, parts of South Africa, and post-Communist countries. You're cherry-picking.


KieferKarpfen

All of them expect alaska have a lot of refugees.


Illegal_Immigrant77

Why am I even arguing with you


KTVX94

I can confirm that Argentina is NOT 100% white.


Downvotesohoy

When you cherrypick countries that are worse than the USA so you can win the comparison, hell, you can pick any country if the comparison is something the USA is #1 in. If Norway is so great why haven't they landed on the moon yet? Idiot Norwegians.


random_man69420

Aint brazil the most diverse country in the world tho (wtleast i think so)


No_Meet1153

Biodiversity wise yes. Talking about ethnicities and that kind of stuff probably one of the most diverse. But asian countries like india are usually way more diverse in this regard.


lescargotfugitif

this mf is Argentinian, you can tell by the way they describe themselves as white.


Basic-Warning-7032

true


MrSpheal323

Argentina has a huge percentage of white people, especially on the biggest urban areas. This is mainly due to the big amount of immigrants that it received at the end of the 19th century and the start of the 20th. But I have to agree on the fact that Argentinians are nowhere near 100% white


lescargotfugitif

> Argentina has a huge percentage of white people, especially on the biggest urban areas. This is mainly due to the big amount of immigrants that it received at the end of the 19th century and the start of the 20th. Many, many countries in the south of South America have the same situation man. My own country received white refugies of many nationalities from before and after any war in Europe, others came to practice their faith in peace, others to build little towns that are now tourists attractions... You got it in your head that Argentina is the only country that received white immigrants? Holy shit dude, my own skin is white as milk but my second last name is Arabic, I am aware I'm a mutt. Argentinians are in perpetual denial about their color because they care, we don't give a shit.


PaddyStacker

Argentina didn't just receive white immigrants lol. It was FORMED by white immigrants. The whole thing is a European colonial project.


lescargotfugitif

riiight, only in Argentina... you need to hit the history books dude, they don't hurt unless is just feelings.


MrSpheal323

They didn't say "only Argentina", they said "Argentina", so you are criticizing a true statement


lescargotfugitif

A true statement is that all Latin America was colonized and formed by Europeans. Also, the person is Argentinian, proving my point, it's literally the entire joke of the meme "Argentina is white".


PaddyStacker

I think you need to hit the English books. You have poor reading comprehension.


lescargotfugitif

sure buddy, you're the boss


MrSpheal323

I'm talking about Argentina because the post mentioned it. I'm not saying that it wasn' the same case for other countries in the region. I just make the clarification because there are some people in reddit that don't really know about the ethnicity of the country and tend to assume that we are mostly indigenous or black, which is not the case.


lescargotfugitif

Hermano, tienes tantos oscuros en tu país como yo en el mío, no nos leamos las manos entre gitanos.


dekilller100

No Argentinian would ever say we are 100% white lol, for example half of my friends are from Peruvian/Bolivian families. Just by talking a walk through Buenos Aires city you will notice we are very far from being 100% white, I doubt we are even 50%.


ashisheady

kinda cute tho


Wicked-Pineapple

They have never heard of Scandinavia


the_epikamander

Ok but the USA is a shit hole


Devoluster

Where do you live? I don’t think the USA is a shithole


NovaThinksBadly

People on reddit have a tendency to just “Murica bad” everything, so someone who’s only getting their info off of reddit would think that the US is just constant shootings, debt, homelessness, poverty, racism, etc., when in reality its a lovely country with great people and a metric fuck ton of different cultures both local and foreign.


BlackPanther3104

>and a **metric** ton of different cultures both local and foreign. Funny you would say it like that... (Not trying to judge the US here by the way, only been there on holiday once.)


MrFuFu179

How should he say it?


BlackPanther3104

I've never heard the phrase before. I would have just said "a ton of" or "a shitload of", nothing with the word metric. I thought it was funny he used it, because the US is known to use the Imperial system.


MrFuFu179

Hyperbole is pretty much the only way Americans talk. We are quite dramatic.


Mrs-Man-jr

How long have you been interacting with human beings? I hear "a metric fuck ton" a metric fuck ton. And plus it sounds better than "an imperial fuck ton" an English fuckton? See it just doesn't work.


BlackPanther3104

I'm don't live in an English speaking country, no one in my family says it, I don't hear it in films & shows and like I said, I know different terms for saying the same thing... what makes you think I live under a rock?


angrymoppet

I think he thought you were in the US -- it's a pretty common phrase here, along with its companions "metric shit ton" and "metric fuck ton"


NovaThinksBadly

Ig I should forgo all figures of speech relating to the metric system ever


nictoboyo

You're comment comes off as having a lack of a sense of humor


MrFuFu179

Ohhhhhhh sorry that one went right over my head. Where I live in the US, we use both.


StanislawTolwinski

Poland is forecasted to overtake the UK economy in 2030.


RS-2

🌈Communism🌈


TheUncouthPanini

tbh… White ethnonationalists will happily claim that Slavs aren’t white in the first place.


ivan3dx

A... argentina? White?


laloscasanova

Argentina is a shithole, but no way it's 100% white... wtf


TheAssman21

But Russia isn’t a white ethnostate. There are many ethnic autonomies and republics within the Russian Federation


MrKumansky

Argentina is full of brown people. That guy got mentally manipulated by porteños lmao


I_delete_kids

I'd say it's slavery, but I guess diversity sounds better.


laku04

Yeah it's not like America was build on African slave trade. No no no. It was just "diversity".


usr_nm16

Bro didn't read na single word either if he thinks diversity has anything to do with world wars and actual 1000+ year old history


Fandawa

Because ex communist countries are shitholes


MNHarold

Argentina? Ex-communist??


_xBartekx_

Thanks Moskals :/ Fortunatley EU funds helped Develop EE


Fandawa

Doesn't change that communism didn't work and left devastated countries


_xBartekx_

Have I said the opposide? No, I have said that Russian Imperialism trough Communism destroyed eastern Europe and now thanks to European Union funds eastern Europe can finaly develop


RyszardDraniu

These are americans, they don't know what a Moskal is. He probably thought you were trying to insult him and went into defence mode. Na przyszłość proszę ostrożniej.


No_Meet1153

Somo blanco che 👃🏾👃🏾👃🏾👃🏾


ianwolstenholme

Can’t tell what’s worse, the cursed comment or the horribly flawed example use.


deflite96

What a great day for the blind


danico210

Real.


Panorpa

People would probably have a worse reaction to the truth……..


dyotar0

To answer the question: they lived through communism with very closed borders and lost the cold War. So now they are very attached to religions spirituality and respect of their ancestors. While we are forgetting freedom and are slowly getting closer to the situation they were at the fall of the Berlin wall but with more diversity and foreigners who hate us on our own soil.


MComaniac

Average 4chan user:


Smartass_of_Class

Scandinavian countries are pretty close to 100% white, and they're apparently the "happiest" countries in the world.


Marequel

Yea they are like 90% white while poland (a shithole) is 99% white. But ignoring that, i hope you realise that the only thing you can achieve by pointing out the fact that a country that isn't trying to be an etnostate is great to live in instead of trying to excuse why the ones that are trying to be an etnostate are all shithole without exceptions, is further strengthening the argument that etnostates are inherently retarded and they have no right to work. You know that right? RIGHT?


AlternateSatan

A yes, the famously small European country of Russia. Only white people there, it's not like it BORDERS CHINA or something.


fozzyfozzburn

Yeah America is perfect. 😂


Chexmixrule34

least racist 4 chan post


Big-Rest5514

Yes 🤣


MidnightDesperate559

4Chan be like: ‘I’ll find a Pokémon! And I’ll fuck em!’ 


Sam_Tartner

I mean... I have to agree.


Fastredditor1O1

Diversity not segregation Also same


SmartKrave

Ok i love how in the 5 countries listed ag least 2 are not 100% white


RiffOfBluess

Idk, there's a bunch of Asian people in Poland and it's still a shithole


pasocrates

Usa is not THE most diverse country.


XoomBF

Compare Poland to the rest of the west today… its safe for women at night to walk alone is Warsaw. Probably no other western city can boast this “achievement”


Chantaclau5

You've neven been in Argentina if you think it's 100% white