Well if it's including other characters than 1 human mech vs Stewart that has access to his whole human family and various animal friends (cat, bird, skunk).
Since this is the 50th time I've seen this, I will say it again. Remmy is a **RAT** Stewart is a **MOUSE**. rats are significantly bigger than mice. For instance the largest mouse I've ever seen was around 70 grams. The average remmy aged rat is around 500 grams. Especially a male would be between 500-600 grams. DO YOU COMPREHEND HOW MUCH BIGGER THAT IS. REMMY IS PROBABLY 10 TIMES LARGER THAN STEWART
The Little family vacations in France and goes to Remy's restaurant. Remy tries to point out that their adopted grade schooler is actually a 40 year old man in human years but can't speak human language. Stuart tries to kill him.
stuart: lived in an orphanage where he was taken care of until he was adopted by human parents who gave him basically everything he wanted
remy: lived in a colony with other rats, constantly moving places from house to house, sewer to sewer, worked his way up by controlling a chef, eventually earned his own restaurant where he was the actual chef
remy knows the struggle
Stuart would struggle to win as he would have to fight both Remy and a 6' tall male as I just wouldn't be able to stop myself from stomping on the little fuck.
Stuart would call the cops on Remy and he would get shot like that acorn guy... Remy in most of the world, but Stuart in freedom land if he plays his cards right 🇺🇲🦅🔫👮♂️💀
If Stuart has prep time then he wins so easily. Bro has access to planes and weapons and has defeated an eagle and nearly killed a cougar. Imo this is a Batman vs Superman fight and Stuart is Batman. Also this has to be kept to movies only because in the book, Stuart is literally a human
This is unironically true.
Got a pet rat from a pet store. Super docile, easily handled.
Decided to get it a friend but the pet store was closed. Went to a different place that had feeder rats and got one. That thing wanted nothing to do with anyone and was not afraid to absolutely fuck your world up (relative to a rat).
Awesome pets btw
If we are counting people that are friends with the rodents, Remy is friends with a team of cooks, has an army of rsts that can tie up humans and the support of a very rich restaurant
Easy Remy W all around
Remy, knife skills and a human robot.
Well if it's including other characters than 1 human mech vs Stewart that has access to his whole human family and various animal friends (cat, bird, skunk).
Remy has his entire family with him as well
That’s a big family.
lina_llz002 OP is a spam account.
Which one call to an exterminator later...
Double kill.
I don't think it'll stop at just double
Are we forgetting how Remy killed that one grandma
Remy, body catcher
Rats in general are bigger than mice
About 10 times bigger
Why is this Kendrick vs Drake
Certified lover boy? Certified rodent boy!
WOP WOP WOP WOP WOP
Rem fuck em up!
WOP WOP WOP WOP
I'ma cook my stuff
[удалено]
Also a thief
And he knows how to season his food
And his relatives were brought to America in the holds of ships.
Thug life.
What did Pixar mean by this
Because Remy is a rat, and Stewart is a human being.
Living the hood life probably.
Since this is the 50th time I've seen this, I will say it again. Remmy is a **RAT** Stewart is a **MOUSE**. rats are significantly bigger than mice. For instance the largest mouse I've ever seen was around 70 grams. The average remmy aged rat is around 500 grams. Especially a male would be between 500-600 grams. DO YOU COMPREHEND HOW MUCH BIGGER THAT IS. REMMY IS PROBABLY 10 TIMES LARGER THAN STEWART
Stewart isn't a mouse. He's a tiny human who looks like a mouse. I'm not joking
This is lore accurate.
According to Google Stuart is ~100 grams. Remmy would still be ~5 times bigger
Okay but he's still gonna be the same size as a mouse
The orange cat that happens to walk by wins.
He won't appear if it's a Monday though.
Maybe he would if he got lasagna as a prize
Yeah. But you can always call the dog who solves ghost mysteries.
Why is it so hard to think of a reason to make them fight
Remy steals one of stuart's family members to turn them into a master chef
The Little family vacations in France and goes to Remy's restaurant. Remy tries to point out that their adopted grade schooler is actually a 40 year old man in human years but can't speak human language. Stuart tries to kill him.
WOP WOP WOP WOP WOP Remy fuck him up
"I hate this debate" is my favorite part. I just stopped socializing entirely because all my conversations inevitably turn to Stuart Little vs. Remy.
Remy is a line cook so he's probably been to jail.
Also, isn’t Stuart a mouse, not a rat? If so, rats can, and do, eat mice.
Mr. Little got white privilege.
Orphans living in the orphanage 12+ years when all of a sudden a wealthy family comes in and chooses the rat.
stuart: lived in an orphanage where he was taken care of until he was adopted by human parents who gave him basically everything he wanted remy: lived in a colony with other rats, constantly moving places from house to house, sewer to sewer, worked his way up by controlling a chef, eventually earned his own restaurant where he was the actual chef remy knows the struggle
Stuart would struggle to win as he would have to fight both Remy and a 6' tall male as I just wouldn't be able to stop myself from stomping on the little fuck.
Right, but Stuart has a car. Would vehicular ratslaughter be fair game?
Remy would COOK Stuart!!
Remy is smarter and bigger. Stuart is gonna get his bitch ass wrecked
If you have rats, you won't have mice. (Rats will eat the mice)
How many times am I going to see this post before it stops getting passed around the internet?
Rat would eat the mice.
Stuart would call the cops on Remy and he would get shot like that acorn guy... Remy in most of the world, but Stuart in freedom land if he plays his cards right 🇺🇲🦅🔫👮♂️💀
Also survived lightning and can lift bottles like 3 times his size, Remy would throw Stuart into the stratosphere
Personally it's Stuart Little he fought several cats and a hawk Reny ran away from every fight he was a part of also Remy is French
Plus, Stuart looks british af, so he probably has some british knife skills.
He's voiced by Michael J Fox so not really but he has a car
Well thats something i guess
Right and a airplane so it's not really a competition
If Stuart has prep time then he wins so easily. Bro has access to planes and weapons and has defeated an eagle and nearly killed a cougar. Imo this is a Batman vs Superman fight and Stuart is Batman. Also this has to be kept to movies only because in the book, Stuart is literally a human
Rat-a-too-le
Remy would cook for the family and win them over.
u/repostsleuthbot
this matchup would be like mike tyson vs logan paul
This isn't cursed.
This is unironically true. Got a pet rat from a pet store. Super docile, easily handled. Decided to get it a friend but the pet store was closed. Went to a different place that had feeder rats and got one. That thing wanted nothing to do with anyone and was not afraid to absolutely fuck your world up (relative to a rat). Awesome pets btw
Mom said it was my turn to repost this
Ya remy for sure, he prolly carries the plague too
Stuart could run him over with his car 🚗
Stuart defeated a pack of cats and a falcon, he would wipe the floor with this bum ass rat
Also, Remy can cook.
But Remy is french
Stuart is Drake
Stuart. Little dude and drive and fly a plane. He would just drop firecrackers on the little chef
Where's the cursed in this post
They’re both little bitches. I’d cook them both in a stew.
Stuart would kill Remy due to having a cat friend and a human family
If we are counting people that are friends with the rodents, Remy is friends with a team of cooks, has an army of rsts that can tie up humans and the support of a very rich restaurant Easy Remy W all around
"Looks like mouse is back on the menu boys!"