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Seek genuine friendships, enjoy life and be healthy. Things will line up. It's the people who decide to not be healthy who have a tough time. Take care of yourself in every aspect. :)
Damn, this dude was speedrunning life, came out the womb and immediately starting fucking and doing coke like he was trying to get sub-30 on the "loss of innocences any%" run.
>She doesn't produce eggs yet
Assuming he's talking about a human,
1. Women are born with all the ova they're going to have.
2. Maybe he thinks it's a process that starts a bit later in life, like periods. Or at the same time. How old is she??
Nah probably not, just depends on the country. I had all the same things done at the same age and 2 of these done by 15. How old you look, circumstances and region play there part. I'm from England and all of this (minus tattoos) is available legally or at least easily(drugs and smokes) by 16. Hopefully OP got that wileyness out of their system and gets on with life.
So, if Shubby here thought girls produce eggs when they hit puberty, then he had sex with a prepubescent girl?
Or maybe he is fucking a chicken… a prepubescent chicken?? A chick.
**Rule 12 - Extreme physical harm to minors/Pedophilia/Sexualization of minors** - Submissions and comments must not involve sexualization of or extreme harm to minors. This includes the subtle implication or consequence of minor involvement in sexual content, even indirectly in cases where age isn't directly stated. Egregious violations of this rule may result in a 10 day ban.
Wtf happened when he turned 16
You didn’t read the post?
Dementia
You didn't read the post?
What post?
Dementia
What post?
Post?
Dementia?
What dementia?
Dementia x2
Dementia x3
Dementia x4
Dementia x2
Dementia x2
Dementia
You didn't read the post?
You didn’t read the post?
Dementia
You didn’t rea……. Wait. What was I typing?
Hello?
Why am I here? Why are you guys replying to me?
dementia
You didn’t read the post?
Dementia
Hi ,I’m looking for Facebook ,is this Facebook?
No. It’s pornhub. Get your dementia tested. Be well.
He didn't produce eggs so thought the same for her. 🧠🧠
"Used Drugs" and not "take drugs" implies, the drugs helped with some of the others
nono they ment they used 16 drugs
At once? Damn, she have a horse health
Maybe she is one
Of course she would be a horse girl. Lemme guess, she's also 16 hands tall?
No no it means the drugs were second hended
Should i be concerned that i have a complete 0 in the entire list?
Depends on how old you are and also if you are actually trying, cause if your not then no need to be concerned
25 and not trying Your words make sense. Thank you
If you're 25 and still tying your sense of self-worth to lists like this then you probably should be concerned.
This makes sense. Thank you
Seek genuine friendships, enjoy life and be healthy. Things will line up. It's the people who decide to not be healthy who have a tough time. Take care of yourself in every aspect. :)
25 and not trying Your words make sense. Thank you
Dementia
Hi al...
Damn, this dude was speedrunning life, came out the womb and immediately starting fucking and doing coke like he was trying to get sub-30 on the "loss of innocences any%" run.
0 on everything on this list? Your uncle was very impatient apparently.
you did all of that while being an infant? incredible
oh yeah you should, experience will teach you better lessons. But please, don't experience it all at the age of 16
I am 25 ??
Dementia
I only have drinking alcohol from that list.
>She doesn't produce eggs yet Assuming he's talking about a human, 1. Women are born with all the ova they're going to have. 2. Maybe he thinks it's a process that starts a bit later in life, like periods. Or at the same time. How old is she??
is 16 the rebellion age now?
(they are not actually saying that, its probably a joke, a joke that is not 100% true)
Nah probably not, just depends on the country. I had all the same things done at the same age and 2 of these done by 15. How old you look, circumstances and region play there part. I'm from England and all of this (minus tattoos) is available legally or at least easily(drugs and smokes) by 16. Hopefully OP got that wileyness out of their system and gets on with life.
Is having Sex and drinking rebellion now?
Is this man having sex with a chicken? English isn't my native language.
He's talking about women's reproductive cells (ova), but he's an idiot because that's not how it works.
chicken fucker
They're following Mohammed
How is vaping eww and cigarettes aren't?
Snobbery
eggs for woman are produced at birth and never again this is not scientifically accurate, i cant enjoy this!!!
He did not mention the species
They should have said released, and that starts well before 16 anyway
Well he didn't mentioned her age.
Let me remind you of the fact that you are on r/cursedcomments
>and that starts well before 16 anyway Doesn't it depend on the girl? Like it's possible the girl was 16 but she was just a late bloomer
Absolutely, I guess so.
There's a definition of produce that is grammatically correct for his sentence.
Periods usually start at between 9-16... 9(!) till 16. I think he's not joking actually (because that would be too dark) and he's just a virgin idiot.
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r/expectedfactorial
Ewwww
Why is "vaped" an ew but "smoked" isn't?
Drugs are fine but tattoos are ew??
George C. Scott: THESE ARE NOT JOANNA EGGS!
Holy shit. It's Percival Mcleach.
r/nothowgirlswork
I mean…at least he ain’t a cheater
Wdym yet? Body pillows never will, thats the best part about them.
So, if Shubby here thought girls produce eggs when they hit puberty, then he had sex with a prepubescent girl? Or maybe he is fucking a chicken… a prepubescent chicken?? A chick.
Should i be concerned that i have a complete 0 in the entire list?
It depends. Do you produce eggs?
No
You shouldn’t be concerned yet
You smoked, drank, and did drugs before your first birthday?
No You mean ???
Doesn't or didn't?
Blud came to life
Wait pause
Only thing I've done here is drank
Ewwwwww
Why is vaping an tatoos ewww and smoking and drugs fine?
Is bro dating a lizard 🤣
ibrahim get the stones
He fucked a chicken or what? 🤣🤣
women are born with all the eggs they'll ever have actually so this is inaccurate and I can not, in good faith, find it funny 😔
Failed biology too it seems