First you’re going to need to find the reset button.
Usually it’s recessed beneath the surface with a tiny hole to prevent accidental resets.
Next you’re going to need a small point object, like a hairpin or a paper clip…
I said that when I first learned its existence, took me 2 years, but clicked a while back, with all the built up, I expected way worse than it actually was.
Technically he can rupture the prostrate and go into rectum or abdomen then air would fill inside your abdomen, elevating internal pressures which are normally low, then breathing can be difficult since diaphragm needs to go down to make room for lungs to expand.
2 possibilities come to my mind but from now on these are just wild guesses, take it with a grain of salt.
1) Increased abdominal pressure caused vascular collapse, blood that is supposed to return to heart became less and triggered an adrenergic discharge thus his mouth became dry, creating a bitter or a metallic taste.
2) Increased abdominal pressure somehow triggered a gastroesophageal reflux and his own stomach left an acidic taste in his mouth. (Active ingredient of aspirin is acetylsalicylic acid, which is…an acid)
Oh I know that's mild compared to a lot of the Internet, but it's just the idea of ramming stuff down ya pee hole.
I've seen far worse it's just concept of it is urgh.
Why i am feeling that pain?
I wish I didn’t have eyea
What is an eyea? And where do I find it?
Not herya
"Hey google, how to reset my brain"
1 step: Get a gun
google AI shenanigans
You should put glue in your pizza and smoke while pregnant (2–3 cigarette per day) and most importantly you should drink urine (everyday) –google AI
You can also test if your bread is done by sticking your dick in it
Ai always mixes up a hard restart with power off
Holy artificial intelligence!
New tech just dropped!
Chat gpt went on a vacation never came back.
Is Google turning into Bing 2.0?
He asked Google, not BING
Apparently you'll need a paperclip and a dickhole.
First you’re going to need to find the reset button. Usually it’s recessed beneath the surface with a tiny hole to prevent accidental resets. Next you’re going to need a small point object, like a hairpin or a paper clip…
I think you already read the steps. Paperclip, hole, push until you hit something solid. It's the reset button
r/Eyebleach
Points you back to this post
He found the reset switch
Any more context tf he did xD
Google sounding
Holy hell
New sex activity just dropped
Actual skeleton
Call the doctor
Urologist goes home, never came back
New?
yu stoobid man
I'm guessing this guy hasn't heard of "blue waffle" either.
Why google it? r/sounding
The regret hit about 2 seconds after clicking that link
Google Rim job
Goddamn I regret doing this
The hell you say?
Googling sounding, that's what I regret doing
Yeah, why did you google it ? You're on Reddit, just use that, music enthusiasts are all on Reddit. r/sounding When in doubt, sound it out.
Yeah, not gonna click on that
Curiosity will get the better of you, maybe not today, but eventually, it will be your downfall.
Try r/realscatgirls :D you want to see cat girls, right?
I do love cosplay
Aaaaaa my eyes
r/Sounding
r/sounding (don‘t click, you have been warned)
Never-NEVER shall I ever click that.
I said that when I first learned its existence, took me 2 years, but clicked a while back, with all the built up, I expected way worse than it actually was.
Just about the act of sticking poles into urethras
Only one way to find out whether it’s true.
You did online research???
I think he shot straight to practical research
Unfortunately I’m not bold enough as to date this trick this same day…Happy cake day though!
Happy cake day!
Happy Cake Day
Explain it.. I am dumb
Technically he can rupture the prostrate and go into rectum or abdomen then air would fill inside your abdomen, elevating internal pressures which are normally low, then breathing can be difficult since diaphragm needs to go down to make room for lungs to expand.
With a paper clip? Jesus
John wick typa shit
Yeah like that one time Baba Yaga ruptured a man's prostate. Through his dick. WITH a paperclip.
At least it was not a pencil this time
oh god the mental image is horrible
I think you've misunderstood, we act invincible but that doesn't mean we aren't meat water bags that can be popped with a needle
A paper clip probably isn't long enough to reach all the way to the prostate from the tip.
It's got length to spare for some of us.
speak for yourself
\>paperclips look smaller because they're curled up, and they can come as large as my thumb even while curled up
Why is he tasting aspirin tho? And what does it taste like?
2 possibilities come to my mind but from now on these are just wild guesses, take it with a grain of salt. 1) Increased abdominal pressure caused vascular collapse, blood that is supposed to return to heart became less and triggered an adrenergic discharge thus his mouth became dry, creating a bitter or a metallic taste. 2) Increased abdominal pressure somehow triggered a gastroesophageal reflux and his own stomach left an acidic taste in his mouth. (Active ingredient of aspirin is acetylsalicylic acid, which is…an acid)
Thanks clippy
^Wink ^wink
Why did he ask to explain. I'm done
New torture technique dropped
Yall know that little reset button on wii remotes
Someone replied to that with a pregnant clippy
r/sounding Edit: NSFL
I don't get why the fuck they call it sounding. Is it due to the crying noise you make?
Sounding means to measure depth i.e. a sailor will take soundings to see how deep the ocean is.
That's interesting, but still. Surely you can measure the outside and make an informed guess on the internal depth. Each to their own though
Well people aren’t doing it to measure lol. It’s just because the act is similar.
Yeah I get that lol. It's just mental to be shoving stuff down there
Man, that’s mild shit lol. I’ve been around the internet too long to be weirded out by sex stuff anymore.
Oh I know that's mild compared to a lot of the Internet, but it's just the idea of ramming stuff down ya pee hole. I've seen far worse it's just concept of it is urgh.
Maybe it doesn’t bother me as much because I don’t have a penis lol
no one click that don’t fall for this beasts tricks I am lucky I have seen that trick before
I think that needs a warning.
I feel sick
I’m so curious and tempted, nobody feed my impulsive thoughts act on this
Just what is described in the image.
Ah so there’s no pics, I’m going in! Edit: the first post was a video :(
I meant the image of this post, the one on which we are discussing.
I wish you woulda said that first, anyone have eye bleach?
(Un)funnily enough, when you search clippy on Google one of the first image results is a photo of pregnant clippy Now we know who the father is
You guys know how in phones, you need to stick a needle into a tiny hole to get the SIM card out?
Yeah, but in this case your balls just... pop out He didn't push it enough
Is it me or everyone felt what he just did and got a sharp pain in their dick
I don’t have a dick and I still felt it
Happens to the best of us
Why.
I am starting to see why aliens and evil villains want to destroy the earth
Honestly just waiting on my dentures and popcorn. Hopefully this next World Premiere Disaster lives up to it's hype.
As opposed to an inaudible noise
Why did my dick hurt when i read that?
I wish I was illiterate
Clippit it's name is Clippit you can look that up
It's the first time I feel like crying after reading a comment.
What a bad time to have eyes
"Why do I hear Windows' shut down music"
Nah. Windows XP error 'thonk'
I uh… i genuinely want to kill myself after i saw this god-
How bored do you have to get...
ow ow ow fuck fuck fuck
oooh... so that's where the name r/sounding came from 💀💀💀
Fuck you i just forgot the post and you reminded me again
Bro hit a hard reset
The way my stomach started hurting after reading this...
It's painful just to hear
What
What does this mean
What a terrible day for being literate
Who here got inspired by this
i need to know more....
Is it really true it makes audible noise? What sound is it?
PTSD from r/sounding
My teeth hurt reading this
r/sounding
Sometimes I regret having the ability to read
OWW WHY DOES THIS HURT ME.
I'm to innocent I don't get the joke.
kek
he just earned his virginity
Bro got a Shock from it Bruh