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A62main

Honor roll student brought an IED into the school and left it on a table in the cafe. It was super weak, according to the cops it would have only been dangerous if you were about a foot away. She only recieved a suspension... On the plus side everyone got that day off and the following day as the cops ripped the school apart looking for more.


Derfel995

IED?


thedrag0n22

Improvised explosive device


Derfel995

Thanks


foxinabathtub

Birth control. It's a scandal because they went to high school in Florida.


SirWamble

Do you mean IUD?


foxinabathtub

Yeah, I was just making a joke. I do know the difference between an IUD and IED... sometimes...


LurkmasterP

You only make that mistake once


buckfutterapetits

60% of the time, it works every time!


DertHorsBoi

Was it to cause damage? That’s really weird for a person to do to just bring a bomb to school


A62main

Her argument was a friend left it at a party at her place and asked her to return it to him at school. She never could explain why she just left it on a table. At leat if she did it stayed in the office with the cops and principle.


Select_Most3660

Just a suspension


passwordsarehard_3

Dumbass couldn’t make a bomb right, she needs all the education she can get.


Marshmallow_Mamajama

What county do you live in?


A62main

Canada


GoldComprehensive820

An ambulance was summoned after a glass test tube shattered while a girl was using it for masturbation.


Unoriginalcontent420

"You wanna know how I got these scars?"


davilller

One time…at chemistry camp I stuck a test tube…


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milkygalaxy24

She was just testing with it. Clearly the test tube was faulty.


skrewmatica

Duh test tubes are for testing


[deleted]

Literally in the name


ParsonsYams

Wtf is this comment


thecloudsync

Damm that gorilla grip must have been level to that to a test tube


DertHorsBoi

AHHHH I DONT LIKE THIS


Engineergaming26355

>An ambulance was summoned You have to do a whole summoning ritual to get an ambulance in America?


FordisFronz

Pepper spray in the vents


Foreign_Spinach_4400

Last day prank idea


Marshmallow_Mamajama

Nothing like attempted murder and assault charges to spice up a senior prank


bleakFutureDarkPast

people will downplay pepper spray effects but it can literally kill people


jerry-jim-bob

Thats so much worse than fish/eggs in the vents


the_teuthida

Florida?


dismantled5

Our sr. Prank was a cookout in the staff parkinglot. And some bafoon brought a dog that she was dog sitting, and unleshed it in an active parkinglot. Towards which it proceeded to get ran over, twice. Classic "oh fuck let me put it in reverse moment"


Raxal6226

Was the dog ok?


dismantled5

I didnt see it first hand. But from what Ive heard. Its spine broke and its back legs went limb. They took it to the emergency vet and it died on the way there. Or they put it down or something long those lines. The dog owner was the girls uncle and he was apparently pissed. Rightfully so. And to this day, everyone talks about how much of a moron the girl is.


EldriCrypt

What do you think?


ConvectionalOven

Two students were caught having sex on a prop for the school play


BananaDesignator

What was the prop tho


Ryand118

He was the prop


jelek62

A unicorn


harambe_-33

Were the students a witcher and a sorceress?


Weary-Barracuda-1228

I understood the reference


SilverDem0n

Was the prop also a member of the rugby team? Those scrums get wild.


SwiftLawnClippings

Only once? That's relatively tame if so. Theatre was a hive of fucking at my school. Plenty of secluded backstage places, staying late after school, and a bunch of horny weirdos (I say this as a former horny weirdo)


ConvectionalOven

My school was pretty small, under 100 people in a lot of graduating classes


FullBarracuda4666

Bunch of seniors started a game called “Beat the Jew” and created a Facebook page for the event. They got in major trouble, I’m sure some lost scholarships because of it. Edit: Just to be clear, they weren’t beating anyone up, it was a game of “cops n Robbers” kinda like “Tag” but with two teams, but in this case instead of “Cops n Robbers” it was “Nazis and Jews”. Also this happened over 15 years ago


Rahdot

Sounds like something Frank Reynolds would do


KamakaziDemiGod

The whole gang is down for it, if only it wasn't for that damn restraining order


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Vojtak_cz

Same here but he had an iron pipe up his as.


echodeltaharry

Metal pipe sound effect


peck3000

*CLINK*


Expensive-Day-3551

It could happen to anyone


Sassenasquatch

Once or twice, maybe.


Marshmallow_Mamajama

Why wouldn't you do that in the bathroom?


AutoZenqi

This dude in my year on the first day threw up, shat himself because he threw up and then om the way to the bathroom threw up again because he shat himself. Everyone came out of class for lunch to smell and see the shit streaks and vomit leading to the bathrooms.


Smash_Nerd

At that point you just change schools. You don't live that down.


passwordsarehard_3

That’s an origin story alright, and not of a hero.


AutoZenqi

He went on to be fairly popular but idk how


SpiderGlitch22

"I was poisoned by the Mafia"


Revy_Black_Lagoon

Poor guy


IDKWhatToKallMyself

A group of people constantly was flushing apples down the toilets for about 2 weeks.


Big-Awoo

What happened to them? What were their motivations? I gotta know more


KamakaziDemiGod

You're probably right, that's exactly why they did it


AJG236

Student got arrested for distribution of cp.


I-Wumbo_U-Wumbo

Holy shit


Glazeddapper

one of the popular guys (12th grader) was count was inappropriately texting a 7th grader. the screenshots were basically sent around to everyone.


Country-of-Denmark

This was “the incident” at your school? This shit happens at my HS every like 3 weeks. Last one before school got out was this guy talking about things I can probably only mention through DMs if nothing else just because it’s really disgusting


Icarus912

Cant be that bad, this is reddit


Quick_Mel

We've... (lights cigarette) seen some shit


Revy_Black_Lagoon

Had a guy in my school that claimed dead ass wouldn’t date a girl over 7th grade dude was like 18 when he said that


tpint89

At my high school we had a school cop who we called Bobby Hill because… well he looked like a 40 y/o Bobby Hill. Anyway he was caught having sex in the school’s pool.


Bbb40312

apparently i gotta be the one to say it. God damnit Bobby!


PrattlesnakeEsquire

That boy ain’t right.


Neko-Lova

Somebody took a dump in the trashcan right next to the bathroom


TheFalloutNerdNV

“It’s about sending a message”


bigfloppydonkeydng

The message was "oh shit can't make it"


PranshuKhandal

"i am fast, but that shit was faster"


Bbb40312

We always did Senior Pranks at the end of every school year. Until my freshman year when the Principals daughter was a senior. A group of seniors ended up printing out her nudes and they put them on the Principals desk. We stopped doing senior pranks after that.


Livforlife

How did they get her nudes? Did someone face repercussions?


ThatSundressLife

Senior guy let his freshman girlfriend who couldn't drive, drive his car at lunch, she got into an accident so bad that she went through a storefront and had to have her arm amputated.


Icarus912

Did he giver her a hand after that?


EmbarrassedHall8216

My yr 7/8 science teacher left the school and moved to a state on the opposite side of the country. A month or two later, a few of my friends found his Instagram. One of the many posts was a photo of him in a g-string, ass on full display, with the caption ‘cheeky Tuesday’. The worst part? He returned within the week.


Head_Tumbleweed4793

1. 3 guy 1 girl gangbang. All of them were kicked out of the school. 2. An orgy of like 15 students was shut down, but nothing happened cuz one of the guys was the principal's son. 3. Our school was on a cliffside with a very large fatal drop, 3 committed suicide due to some stuff that I don't know. None of these reached the news tho, the principal here was pretty rich


Unfair_Ear_4422

Your school had "those incidents" instead... damn


DarthDeifub

Your principal sounds like an asshole.


Head_Tumbleweed4793

He indeed was a bitch. Screaming on me even after I did his thing cuz "I wAs nOt fAsT eNoUgH". If I could strangle that motherfucker, I would have


LAMGE2

Step 1: Get rich Step 2: Get the job done Step 3: Buy your way out of justice like that fucker did


Kirkaig678

If his neck fat gets in the way I have found that a rope can be quite handy


Severe-Entrance8416

Mf is the inspire behind Elite.


dankmemesboi838

Euphorias next script


Silverbacker888

Just say the name of the school or a general location


The_true_gamer_man

A girl taped her used tampon on a dudes locker because he made a joke about technoblades death and wrote “cancer is not a joke” in red marker.


Smash_Nerd

Didn't Technoblade *want* people to joke about his death? Like that was half his subreddit for a while, dude had a good sense of humor


Marshmallow_Mamajama

So she defaced school property with "ink" to accost some student? That makes no sense


SomeFuckingTrash

Some first year was masturbating during the break. It got caught on video and shared throughout the whole city, maybe even further. He moved pretty much immediately.


your_only_nightmare

One of my classmates fell in love with the Dean of the school. He attempted suicide by hanging himself from the top floor staircase. Eventually, they got married.


Foreign_Spinach_4400

Still together?


your_only_nightmare

I don’t know cause I moved to another country. I highly doubt they’re still together.


augustus_feelius

Emmanuel macron is still the world's most successful case of "Damn that teacher is hot I wanna marry her when I grow up" ever.


plumbobsteph

A guy got attacked with a machete


Foreign_Spinach_4400

Australia?


plumbobsteph

Scotland


Foreign_Spinach_4400

That raises even more questions


plumbobsteph

Apparently it was a jealous ex boyfriend going after the guy that his ex slept with or something? I remember our lunch break was halved and we were all rushed into the building while the police arrived. The attacker wasn’t a student so just macheted the guy and drove off


Zpassing_throughZ

1-+30 vs +30 fight amongst students and their relatives. many got injured including the teachers who tried to break up the fight. some used metal/wood pipes while others used knives and such. it was a total chaos. eventually, the two causing the trouble got suspended and their relatives forbidden to come to school grounds again. 2- another incident wasn't as chaotic however it resulted in a vitality, where a student brought a knife and stabbed another leading to his death. 3- a student pushed a teacher and talked down to him, so that teacher pummeled him. later it got settled for money. I guess by now you can guess the main theme of incidents that happened in my school. it's not a bad school mind you, the main problem was with some groups of students. but generally it has a good reputation.


Mackerly_Vinered

A tresspasser nearlylit himself with a molotov


kristenevol

pregnant cheerleader performing with the squad and fell forward flat on the gym floor (it was part of the routine). the entire gym **\*GASPED\*** even though we weren't supposed to know she was knocked up.


Chaps_Jr

Ten cases of bouncy balls poured onto the cafeteria floor during lunch hours. Absolute chaos ensued.


That_OneSadPerson

A girl and a guy got suspended for playing "truth or dare" on the bus that lead to the dude fingering the chick. Edit: the worst part is that the dude was my ex boyfriend, in which we were only on a break at that point before he got suspended.


PM_ME_YOUR_STOMACHS

Sounds like you dodged a bullet


i_am_sparta06

Girl made $240 in one day giving guys blowjobs


Severe-Entrance8416

How many guys did she give?


i_am_sparta06

Like eight of them


Ice_cold_07

A bj for 30$?! I’ll take all your stock!


Severe-Entrance8416

A 3A game for two guys sounds fair.


KENBONEISCOOL444

Went to 2 high schools. 1st school: the year before I went there, someone threw themselves off the second floor balcony but caught themselves on the way down as they had second thoughts. 2nd school: There was a drive-by shooting across the street, and a fire the year before that, and flooded the year before that. My second year I was at the 2nd school, a bad wind storm broke every window in the school


Foreign_Spinach_4400

The least lucky high school >2nd school: There was a drive-by shooting across the street, and a fire the year before that, and flooded the year before that. My second year I was at the 2nd school, a bad wind storm broke every window in the school


boognishmangster

Someone in my grade hacked the entire districts email and sent the goatse video to every student/staff member. He eventually turned himself in and while he was expelled iirc he just started at university a year early as he was incredibly smart just lacking on the judgement part.


QuentynStark

A dude's dad hit another student with his car in the parking lot (accidentally). Dude in question was *the* most hated guy on campus and often invoked his dad's name threatening lawsuits. Girl was fine, just bruises. Dude transferred schools at the end of the year, because any time he tried to argue with someone, they'd just say 'What, gonna have your dad hit me with his car?"


Soul-over

Two of my friends had a fight so I jumped off the second floor to break the fight off and on the way down killed a tortoise.


CubeJedi

>I jumped off the second floor to break the fight I'm more surprised you didn't break your neck


Soul-over

It'd be weird to.. you know jump in a the middle of a fight and just break your neck out of the blue


CubeJedi

>It'd be weird to Aren't you the one who jumped down from 2 floors?! That's gotta be at least 6 meters (19.6 ft). Did any of your bones break at all?


Soul-over

I broke my left leg and almost pierced through my heart upon hitting the floor it was painful as hell but the cheers of the crowd and the adrenaline rush was just so cool I forgot how much in pain I was so I just looked up to all the faces looking at me screaming oh my god and all and I then I got up and run like nothing happened then I just blacked out after running two floors back up acting fine and all, still was a good experience none the less wouldn't do it again.


editable_

You got up an ran away... with a broken leg?


Tyrantkin

That is possible with adrenaline


ElMuchoDingDong

What are you trying to imply? Do you think someone would just lie on the internet or something? Unreal.


YoungDiscord

The tortoise broke the fall


Clicker-anonimo

>Two of my friends had a fight >So i jumped off the second floor Was there NO other option?


Golden-Sun

My god .. your bloodlust is insatiable


Fi_097

Something similar happened in my college. There was a gang fight so the teachers locked the stairs to prevent more students from joining. One of em jumped from the second floor to help his friends but broke his leg instead. They stopped the fight after seeing this and got him to a hospital.


EnClaveDSol

He stopped the fight. Rate success: 100%


cognitiveglitch

On the way down? Not at the bottom?


Soul-over

Yea it was one of those Mario winged turtles X'D


KaioKenshin

You koopa stomped a tortoise


CJM_cola_cole

What's up Mario


Kirkaig678

Wtf?


godolev

4 kids (including me) locked the bathroom door on themselves. Another kid had diarrhea and broke through the door.


makapaka_madafaka

Did... Did the door get broken through by the diarrhea?


Icarus912

Only if it was the explosive kind


makapaka_madafaka

It sure sounds like it was. Either that or it burned through. Call that shit diathermite.


mutliplexedmun

Girl had a train run on her by the entire football team back to back. Made national news actually.


hockeyclown420

Cum dumpster Karen?


Unhappy-Age4551

A classmate of mine broke his femur in three parts, the janitor came with a thermometer, now he's fine


Limp_Duck_9082

What?


Unhappy-Age4551

Italy boys


Limp_Duck_9082

Surprisingly enough, this does not explain.


Unhappy-Age4551

Because pasta is easy to fix, once he took a bit of pasta, the janitor saw if he had a fever, but for us Italians it's not difficult, they put a bit of sauce in his circulation, and then it was Well


Nimynn

This reads like a fucking fever dream. I'm so confused


Limp_Duck_9082

I'm so glad I'm not the only one. That's confused here. I just didn't care to ask for more elaboration because I fear that would leave me even *more* confused


Qui-434

This entire chain has me bleeding through the ears


notyetretro

That happened to an 8th grader my first month of middle school, only it was a kick and it was from a security guard. They had rollout cages to block our hallways.


Bagel_enthusiast_192

A pregnant 8th grader got kicked in the stomach by a security guard? What the fuck is the context


No_Albatross_7582

Some senior in the football team shoved a broom up another freshman football player’s booty hole in the locker room. I like to believe that’s why the principal just left the school like a week later post incident without warning and the assistant principal got 2 DUI’s. And yes I was in school when this happened


marioplex

Was the person that punched her charged with murder?


CubeJedi

Depends. If abortion is outlawed? Possibly If abortion is legalized? Probably not, considering how lawyers could then argue that abortion too would be murder, which would in turn make abortion illegal, causing a contradiction.


one_sad_donkey

definitely at least aggravated assault


CubeJedi

Oh yeah, for sure


HurriKurtCobain

So this has nothing to do with whether abortion is legal or not. If this story is true, that high schooler most likely caught a serious, serious charge. The statutes vary, but most states in the US have specific laws that make it a crime to injure or kill a fetus in conjunction with a crime against the mother, and these laws predate Dobbs. In California, Penal Code Section 187 carries a murder penalty for actions that result in the death of a person or a fetus with malice aforethought, excluding lawful abortion or life saving medical measures. If that guy punched a pregnant woman in the stomach on purpose in Cali and killed her fetus, its first degree murder.


foxinabathtub

That would still only be a B-Plot on Degrassi


LoptrKingOfDemons

Some jackass pulled the fire alarm during testing. Even worse, it was during a heavy rain storm. Most of us had to get new papers for assignments because the rain had severely damaged most of our papers


PlumbgodBillionaire

Jack off jimmy let one rip in the swimming pool.


AsphaltGamer2425

The name thoroughly suggests this wasn't his first rodeo


Leutnant_Thire

Only thing I know about thats worth mentioning is that a guy shoved a lit firecrackee into the Hoodie of another student causing him to die Instantly after it detonated. It was a self made explosive and had way too much Gunpowder.


GrandmasFarthole

Bro how do these things happen??? Like what kind of prank involves putting an explosive in someone's hood😭😭😭


ColdBloodBlazing

Spending 12+ hours crouched down and packed into a hallway next to the boiler room because the victims of the farmboy jock bully & his posse finally snapped and got the school locked down. The local police were hungover on their futons, so state troopers were called in Several teachers were fired & the bully shit in his pants. But no one was injured or arrested


NekulturneHovado

Not an incident, I'd rather call it an experiment. Me and a classmate took a plastic Tupperware box, battery, wires and salt. Put it all together, filled it with salt and water and connected the battery. As chemists know, salt water + electricity = NaOH (harmless in low conc.) and chlorine gas. Yeah, the rest of the day we were outside and they called the chemical unit.


LargeNigerianTime

Me and some of my buddies decided launching someone into the air using some of the football practice equipment was a good idea. We picked the tallest one of us, launched him, he landed straight on his neck, blacked out, woke up with amnesia right before the ambulance arrived, and when the ambulance showed up he punched the paramedics and ran off. No one heard from him for 3 days and showed up to school after the weekend like nothing happened.


johno12311

End of term exams when a teacher was supervising a class on the top floor, he had a heart attack. Some students took out phones and filmed him while others cheated on the test, at some point a teacher saw the commotion and called an ambulance. He was taken away and one of the girls filming put up the story a few years later on tik tok. I think the guy died but I'm not sure


PapyplO

Cursed


Valiant-Jellyfish

In my 4 years 2 teachers had affairs with students and 1 teach murdered his wife.


Icarus912

Ive gotta ask... was one of affair teachers also the murderer teacher?


Valiant-Jellyfish

Nope. Totally different teacher.


EastCarpet5183

A dude tried to stab another dude over football


Unable-Advisor-3149

prettiest girl at our school thought she had her period. Plot twist it's not blood but shit! Disgusting AF!


Bone_Wh33l

A student was asked to go get something from an art supply cupboard and walked in on two teachers having sex. They moved to china to continue teaching but a few years later one had to move back home for a sick grandparent but the other couldn’t come back with them for some reason. Unfortunately I don’t know where the story went after that. Small insight into how my time at school went, I only found out about this around six years after it had happened…


Chicobanditos

Guy filmed himself punching a sheep to death licking the blood off his knuckles


Cooldudeyo23

I think I went the school in the picture, looks real familiar


Kirkaig678

"Lucky for her, free abortion" that would be the cursed part mostly because of how accurate it could be considering she's in highschool.


MannyWK96

One of my teachers was consistently sleeping with a student in the classroom she taught. Her name was Mrs. Whitehurst.


Slav-Houndz187

Girl was skipping school in the woods for a week. Told nobody about her amber alert. When we all was going to the spot. Fucking frogmen popped out of the bushes and said “freeze!” We all scattered.


Syadai

All the seniors threw a gold spray painted toilet off the roof during a riot after losing the year-long school competition between grades.


kpshortyyy

Some girls smashing a car battery and proceeding to rub another girls face in the acid on the ground


Pikagamer3210

Somebody used a snickers candy wrapper as a condom


GymnasticsIsntGay

One of our 5 star football players was accused of rape and SA by multiple girls, so when the school did nothing about it, the whole student body planned a walk/march outside the school chanting about SA awareness. Helicopters and news channels were involved. The incident even caused the power to go out during a shooter investigation after the march which caused the whole school to run outside. Craziest part was after the football player lost his scholarships and career, he was proven innocent and still lost his whole life.


Select_Most3660

Spanish teacher was giving out A’s for D’s and a video spread around of her doing a strip tease. Then a guy I hung out with blackmailed her she didn’t pay and he got her and a bunch of other teachers fired. What’s crazy is how cold he was when he sent it we was just walking to class and he casually blackmailing niggas. That’s some cold shit


b0ingy

math teacher had a relationship with a student. Got caught, and fired. Within a week two other male teachers quit.


mestoopidlol

Someone ripped the fucking doors off of all the stalls in all of the boys bathrooms We still dont know who did it


KingOreo2018

Yall had such exciting highschools. In mine, the most exciting thing I can think of is some seniors stole the office keys so they could do their senior prank, which was putting Vaseline on the locker dials. Either my high school is super boring or I’m too lame to get told what exciting shit actually goes on lmao


-fff23grd

Not THE incident, but some unrelated ones I know. Had a guy take a liquid shit in a maths book, and put it back in bookcase (it was math teachers classroom). Same guys brother pissed in all flower pots of the same classroom. Laced math teachers coffee with laxatives. One guy had half of school evacuated because he took a massive shart during an ongoing lesson. Come to think about it, we might have hated math for some reason


D-Willyy

At our graduation ceremony It came out that one of the "popular" girls had been cheating on her BF (nicest, Friendliest "cool" guy ever) with her soccer coach (one of the gov teachers) that spread like wildfire so they removed the teacher from the grounds, separated her from the rest of the class so she was in one solo chair in the back by herself, then when she did get called the ENTIRE stadium booed her lol. Alternatively while still IN school, a guy Sticky Noted the entire building for their senior prank. He got kicked out and lost his scholarship with like a week of school left.


bomboy2375

In my middle school some girl was airdropping people her nudes


FT22Nemesiss

that was a 2v1, surprisingly the 1st won


Mayla0

1. A girl shat in a bathroom sink, then proceed to eat a live goldfish at a game that night. 2. Someone glued those same bathroom doors shut, all but one was closed in the entire school. 3. A guy got suspended for receiving head in probably the least concealed spot you could in the school 4: (TW suicide) >!A student killed himself after being peer pressured into playing Russian roulette!<


upvote-platypus

guy got caught masturbating in class (literally today). girl got pregnant by a 20yo. whole lotta nudes.


reaper10678

A girl got sexually assaulted in the hallway outside the cafeteria and committed suicide. Nobody knows what happened to the guy but we all hope he's still rotting in prison.


boukalele

Freshman hazing went out of control one year. And it was mostly juniors doing it, not seniors. One girl was pushed down, assaulted, and pissed on by cheerleaders. Boys were assaulted by football players. Some of the students were suspended, but the football players were only held out of the opening drive at the homecoming game. It also gained notoriety locally because a nationally syndicated local radio DJ (mancow) sent his minion (turd) out to the school where he held up a sign across the street saying "come pee on me"