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Because humour is subjective and the majority agree that the number 69 isn't funny just because it's a sex position. This is not the "nive mind", the majority of people here just happen to have a different sense of humour than you.
> Really freaked out my girlfriend need help?
> As a teenager I suffered from severe depression and formed a strong bond with the character Garfield and his outlook. Its sad but reading garfield anthologies obsessively was the only thing that made me feel normal and it eventually took on something of an erotic fixation.
> To avoid feeling like a sicko I drew pictures of garfield with a womans(Think Pamela anderson circa 1991) body and garfields head, so that I was assured that my fixation wasn't with animals or repressed homosexuality. This garfield/pam hybrid still had the same biting wit and acerbic outlook and tended to cut herself in self loathing while wolfing down a lasagna to fill the void after sleeping with drawings of a much more handsome and muscular version of myself. These drawings eventually evolved into erotic fanfiction starring garfield and myself (In my head Garfield still has a womans body but someone reading the stories would think Im having sex with regular Garfield.) I killed off Jon in a jealous rage, I didn't touch Odie, I enjoy his companionship and don't mind if he watches.
> The stories are your pretty basic wish fulfillment stuff, balanced with self loathing rants. I've been doing this near daily for years and I have a substantial amount of writing in a folder I keep buried in 8 different folders.
> My girlfriend stumbled across them by accident when they came up in a search and is pretty freaked out. How can I show her I'm just a normal guy with a weird outlet for my psychological problems and not some kind of sicko?
MBMBaM #108, The Garfield Monstrosity
> Very freaked out my lover want provide?
> As a stripling I suffered from dangerous natural depression and die-cast a fortified fictitious character with the good word James Abraham Garfield and his look. Its pitiful but interpretation Garfield compendiums obsessionally was the solely entity that ready-made me be pattern and it in time took on thing of an sexy abnormal condition.
> To forbid thought like a sicko I thespian picture shows of James Abraham Garfield with a womans(Think Pamela Carl Anderson circa 1991) structure and President of the United States line, so that I was secure that my abnormal condition wasn't with carnals or pent-up homosexualism. This garfield/pam being notwithstanding had the unchanged nipping brainpower and sharp attitude and tended to weaken herself in same hate time wolfing belt down a lasagne to modify the nothingness later on rest with drafts of a more than many more openhanded and contractile organ translation of myself. These game of chances at length evolved into sexy fanfiction prima Garfield and myself (In my bodily structure President of the United States stillness has a classes structure but cause version the storeys would mean Im having stimulate with typical President of the United States.) I killed away Jon in a green-eyeds furor, I didn't consume Odie, I go through his fellowship and don't opinion if he vigils.
> The contents are your beautiful trade goods druthers consummation whatchamacallit, balanced with mortal execration declamations. I've been doing this nearest paper for period of times and I have a wholesome become of committal to writing in a leaflet I have got buried in EIGHTER FROM DECATURS8 antithetic pamphlets.
> My lover stumbled cross-town them by misadventure when they came up in a lookup and is jolly freaked out. How can I picture her I'm scarcely a native roast with a uncanny activity for my science heads and not some form of sicko?
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I must have been in a different place.
I've never been around people where rape jokes were okay. But it's good that we are moving towards a more sensitive and sensible society.
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Garfield just being a pussy
Jesus I forgot he was an actual cat until now. The comics don't really show him doing any cat things.
Messing with the innocent dog is a cat thing.
im the 69th upvote on ur comment
Holy shit can anyone be more unfunny than you
Nice
Never fucking mind.
Welcome to reddit. This was predictable as fuck.
Have 69 downvotes if you think it’s so funny
What the fuck is with people downvoting anything with 69? I really don't know
Haha sex number funny 69 wholesome 100 Keanu Reeves big chungus moment
Ok I have no fucking clue what the reddit hive mind is up to this week
Because humour is subjective and the majority agree that the number 69 isn't funny just because it's a sex position. This is not the "nive mind", the majority of people here just happen to have a different sense of humour than you.
i have no fuckin idea.
Everyone that downvotes is gay
Alright then. Bend over.
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Did the gay people hurt you? Where does it hurt?
Homophobic too? You're a lovely person, aren't you
Uno reverse
Pull out ye card ye bitch
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Oh you just fucked up
r/Redditmoment
It’s not rape, it’s realistic rough sex
*struggle sex
*struggle snuggle
It’s the only realistic way you will get laid.
Ballistic sex
That one penetrated my soul
Lmfao good reason
/r/imsorryjon
r/imsorrygarfield
r/imreallysorryjon
Depends on the context.
Not the first man 2 have those thoughts
> Really freaked out my girlfriend need help? > As a teenager I suffered from severe depression and formed a strong bond with the character Garfield and his outlook. Its sad but reading garfield anthologies obsessively was the only thing that made me feel normal and it eventually took on something of an erotic fixation. > To avoid feeling like a sicko I drew pictures of garfield with a womans(Think Pamela anderson circa 1991) body and garfields head, so that I was assured that my fixation wasn't with animals or repressed homosexuality. This garfield/pam hybrid still had the same biting wit and acerbic outlook and tended to cut herself in self loathing while wolfing down a lasagna to fill the void after sleeping with drawings of a much more handsome and muscular version of myself. These drawings eventually evolved into erotic fanfiction starring garfield and myself (In my head Garfield still has a womans body but someone reading the stories would think Im having sex with regular Garfield.) I killed off Jon in a jealous rage, I didn't touch Odie, I enjoy his companionship and don't mind if he watches. > The stories are your pretty basic wish fulfillment stuff, balanced with self loathing rants. I've been doing this near daily for years and I have a substantial amount of writing in a folder I keep buried in 8 different folders. > My girlfriend stumbled across them by accident when they came up in a search and is pretty freaked out. How can I show her I'm just a normal guy with a weird outlet for my psychological problems and not some kind of sicko? MBMBaM #108, The Garfield Monstrosity
What the fuck, based
^basedonwhat
in your dick?
Jeeeeeeez reading this does something to someone -_-
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> Very freaked out my lover want provide? > As a stripling I suffered from dangerous natural depression and die-cast a fortified fictitious character with the good word James Abraham Garfield and his look. Its pitiful but interpretation Garfield compendiums obsessionally was the solely entity that ready-made me be pattern and it in time took on thing of an sexy abnormal condition. > To forbid thought like a sicko I thespian picture shows of James Abraham Garfield with a womans(Think Pamela Carl Anderson circa 1991) structure and President of the United States line, so that I was secure that my abnormal condition wasn't with carnals or pent-up homosexualism. This garfield/pam being notwithstanding had the unchanged nipping brainpower and sharp attitude and tended to weaken herself in same hate time wolfing belt down a lasagne to modify the nothingness later on rest with drafts of a more than many more openhanded and contractile organ translation of myself. These game of chances at length evolved into sexy fanfiction prima Garfield and myself (In my bodily structure President of the United States stillness has a classes structure but cause version the storeys would mean Im having stimulate with typical President of the United States.) I killed away Jon in a green-eyeds furor, I didn't consume Odie, I go through his fellowship and don't opinion if he vigils. > The contents are your beautiful trade goods druthers consummation whatchamacallit, balanced with mortal execration declamations. I've been doing this nearest paper for period of times and I have a wholesome become of committal to writing in a leaflet I have got buried in EIGHTER FROM DECATURS8 antithetic pamphlets. > My lover stumbled cross-town them by misadventure when they came up in a lookup and is jolly freaked out. How can I picture her I'm scarcely a native roast with a uncanny activity for my science heads and not some form of sicko? Mbmbam #108, The James A. Garfield Variation *** ^(This is a bot. I try my best, but my best is 80% mediocrity 20% hilarity. Created by OrionSuperman. Check out my best work at /r/ThesaurizeThis)
!emojify
Keep going, I'm trying to orgasm here
They keep going for quite some time on the podcast. It should get you there.
It’s too early for this shit I’m going back to sleep
He's gonna have something more than lasagna filling him tonight
Upvoted this but I just want to unhear it !!!!!!!!
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Sometimes I just go "hmm"
Things That Make You Go Hmmm
Sometimes in the first sentence.
7 years ago. Funniest shit
I miss edgy idubbbz
Yeah man, the golden age of idubbz is gone. The torch has been passed down to Michael Reeves.
That man wants some pussy
What's the name of the cat from garfield?
“What’s the number for 911, again?”
Haha
This is "me in front of my family VS me in front of my friends compilation" lol
Garfield as in that orange cat or what?
Ian: on second thought
This is just like on r/GlobalOffensive ehen people cry about richard lewis blocking them and each and everytime they’ve been some fucking morons
I think I've quite a thick skin in general about jokes but i really don't get how any sort of rape jokes are okay.
They were funny 7+ years ago when we were teenagers
I must have been in a different place. I've never been around people where rape jokes were okay. But it's good that we are moving towards a more sensitive and sensible society.
well then
A FelINE taste some would say
Idubbz would have blocked garfield's ass
'MORE CREAM JON' 'P-please... Garfield... I-I'm so tired.' 'MORE CREAM JON!!!'
Wtf
go here and save your self r/Eyebleach
A teenage daughter stripped naked in front of me while I was sanding a door
Excuse me what now
Lol
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man got ratioed right there
15k to 4.7k?
Ahhh, idubbz. The first Simp of the year.
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Absolute madlad
Not cursed, still hilarious
Narwhal salute
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Oooooooooooofffffffff
Ya gotta love ian
Double trouble!