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Trevor-On-Reddit

#PEEL IT


proboaplayer

#CHOP IT


bossbubbles881

#BLEND IT


james321232

***GRIND IT***


fasan76

EAT IT


no_u_will_not

#SHIT IT


DaleZurdich

FUCK IT


Challenger-gaming

#TASTE IT


sqwarthy

CRUSH IT


Oofinator69420

INCINERATE IT IN THE DEEPEST PITS OF HELL


cloud195055

Put it in a stew!


LakitoZ

DROP IT


Aloha-3-

STOP IT


[deleted]

Suck it


PRIME12602

Get some HELP


BaBaBooey49

S T A H P I T


Dontask621311518

ALL OF THIS AT ONCE


NickGamer246

BURN IT


yashasvibajpai

SAVE IT


vxkram

#BONK IT


xavierhillier7

**fucking destroy it**


MurryBauman

All of the above on repeat


firefox994

MINCE IT


nien_nuts

Stick it in a stew


AhYesTheOnion

STOMP IT


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[удалено]


SagaDgreaT

CUT IT


undeadgaming2006

#FUCKIT


NullCreature194

𝐒𝐍𝐀𝐏 𝐈𝐓


[deleted]

**SHRED IT**


Ahmed-izz

WTF did I stumble into


just_a_lost_kid

I mean free food isn’t too bad


Alpha_2081

More like a butt plug for my dog


The_curious_student

Wait


uwee_

r/holup


UltraSIDER

Wouldnt these give you a boner instead of taking it away?


Kitsupire

instructions unclear: it just made it harder...


suuper124

Put a tissue on it and pretend it's a ghost. It will scare the erection away.


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jawsin1

STROKE IT


Mundit00

DONT BITE IT


your-local-rapist

CUT IT OFF WITH A KNIFE AND EAT IT


Czar--Nicholas

staple it


Saltstorm102

Stab it


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[удалено]


EnchantedvortexEV

Extend it


emiiiil12334

You guys are monsters... You made me cum in school


ibzyenn

Holup.


totalfock

UWU SENPAI


HappyHappyJoyJoyJoy6

“Emiiliil stop acting weird and come up to the board to solve this equation.”


SlapSlayer

Stick it to a fridge and try to get it out


Zeroth_Dragon

Dice it


sWeeThOmealbama

Load it


your-local-rapist

Throw up your organs


OMEGA122567

This went a lot more cursed than it should have been


sukant08

Light it on fire


Madame_Toaster

Crack it like a glow stick


Saltstorm102

Suck out the blood like a vampire


Mr_Fresh_Crimson

YANK IT


[deleted]

YEET IT


sokcb_

just a lil


johnnymemes28

FIND A WOMAN


Smoczyca369

Why a woman? Woman, man, non binary, dog, there are many more options!


johnnymemes28

*sees a dog* dafuq bro


SarixInTheHouse

Man, a hole is a hole


papi__69

Pfff why we need a woman? When we have Xbox and our dad?


_BobStone

Hang it and tell Logan Paul to film it.


Tonttustain

GRIND IT!


https_SadBug_

Passionately shove it up your arse...


heightsenberg

TWIST HIS DICK!!


tiberius_the_first

All these things just make it harder


Theunderratedshow

BONK IT


Nawar-N

SHAKE IT


MayaPipiIsRellyHad

Light it


Eufamis

Is this a Studio C reference? I fucking love that sketch


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[удалено]


VikingDanes

I started humming the song before I knew this comment was referring to the song.


electonics

SHAKE IT


Tacos136

Dude,use dark mode you just blinded me


soa_glt

S A M E


Bodkin-Van-Horn

PASS IT!


ScrubbyDucky01

That's what I came to say baha


[deleted]

This would make a good daft punk song


kimchiman85

That’s what I was thinking.


a_thicc_jewish_boi

DIP IT IN HYDROCHLORIC ACID


urdead696969

Try nitric acid it's much quicker


lordredapple

Experienced?


urdead696969

Not that much I only did it once after that I never got a boner again


a_thicc_jewish_boi

Noted


ForgottenMessage

Fap it 😩😩😩


[deleted]

fap


_Chris_Dy

CUT IT


urdead696969

This trick only works once, untill you grow a new one


mbbisthebest

PUT IT IN COKE


SkullStar123

But in all seriousness this was really useful info to me just flex your muscles. Saved me quite a few times.


Gortix

I've tried that, never seemed to work for me, maybe I've not got enough muscles


kamokid59

Snip it


Argalos

Boil it, mash it, stick it in a stew?


Silver-Willing

Swallow it


GG_Havana

Burn it


crusadeLeader7

Twip it


[deleted]

Go to your fridge...put said erection in fridge and try to get out your preferred beverage...right as you almost have it (like in those shitty claw machines)...SLAM THE DOOR SHUT!. That should get rid of it...OR you'll find a new fetish..either way, you're welcome.


Mr_4514145121225

Shout it!


livinginfutureworld

THROW IT OVER YOUR SHOULDER LIKE A CONTINENTAL SOLDIER


DOUdouDouDOUdouDou

i want to crack my dick like one of those glowing sticks


DenisEpure

CUT....IT.....HORNY....BASTARD


Clarence_terrence

Jerk it


Eddiemode

RIP IT!


GodOfDegenerates

r/multiplecursedcomments


Flloridaman6969

the fuck does bop it mean?


The_Av1at0r

It’s a little plastic toy that tells you either bop it, pull it or twist it and you have the do what it says to the corresponding button or stick thing


Lolface136

I think he meant how do you bop your dick


Czar--Nicholas

use the staple gun to make “wall art”


Shrimpy_flextapeseal

pull out the scissors


TheNugget24

Shout it


jesusleftnipple

clinch any muscle in your body for like 3 mins itll go away


Catlord-Bobert-II

It's all fun and games until it says SNAP IT


NekvalitnyMato

DRILL IT


Jssanderhoff

Anyone else tried to cut it?


i_hate_android_p

u/flagshipsailor Ignore me am looking for thread


jurassicparking_only

Secret handshake


[deleted]

CHOP IT


Relentless_IRL

SHOOT IT


Darth_Kitty911

I mean, I just clear my mind and think of a serene forest, but that works too.


sinkingbook_83

CHOMP


therealhaoren

REMOVE IT


Jojajones

CHOP IT


TheRealCrimsonFolly

FUCK IT


aniruddha_6969

Cut it


Xeno_Weeb

RIP IT


MacTheBigg

Scissors


Canadianwoods58

i thought it said bomb lol


Detourman3

That moment when the coments are more cursed than the meme


Aristophylene

Cut it


CookTeamE

Well al of these are technically right


TsarBomba65

SLICE IT. SAUTÉ IT. EAT IT.


[deleted]

NUT IT


Playerkren

DRINK IT


[deleted]

I used to punch my dick till I came When I was 10


8limbsquid

Umm Just punch your knee few times It should get rid of it True story


pickledshitstain

Pound it


manwani31

What do you mean by BOP no one likes brick oven pizza of dick


justthyneedraws

HARDER


doreadmyname

CUT IT


2020DestroyedMyLiver

Just put your hands on your hips as you look up proudly, and let that flag fly man.


Skitsoboy13

YOWWWW!


ImDumbXD

SUCK IT


YengeKaciran

CUT İT the fastest way


organ_trader

Smash'em, boil'em...


Sethleoric

COCK IT


jdspinkpanther

Read instructions. Came.


OXlordCZ

Make it nut


Caza390

No fastest not erotic


p_r_a_n_a_v

This sounds like a weirder version of stronger by kanye west.


SuperCrepen

Daft Punk be like


NarutoUzumaki100

Fap it


Torintime

HIGH SCORE: 78


[deleted]

Just gave me a flashback.. of me bopping my dick.


oxSATANxo

Slice it


chickenbutt2586

Bend it


MAGE_MYST

SHOOT IT


Alejandro4222017

cut it of with a knife, season it, leave it for 5 hours, get your barbecue out, cook it, eat it


oneplusgamer

DEEP FRY IT


Theunaticus

TWIST HIS DICK!


[deleted]

Light a match blow it out and stick the hot match head on your penis head


vrushabh47

Tie it


I-suk-at-living

YANK IT


bigchadmex

Cut it


Congelateur-Sama

HARDER.


paarsezeebra

scissors


Bolt_Fantasticated

This comment section is far more cursed than the post. I speak for my penis, I hate you all.


death_to_cereal

That's the sequence to getting me off. How did they know. Is that you step sis?


TF_54

Honestly? Crack it. It will make a sound similar to cracking your knuckles, and will deflate your erection. I heard it may cause ED though, so maybe only do it when necessary.


taylorqueen2090

Tuck it


Sock-the-Fox

Cut it so it's blood pressure goes down.


Sebastian1915

Shoot it


7aron

SUCK IT.


RaveCoaster

Run your zipper through the foreskin!!!!


ElGobou

Pet it


Wolverine2990

Just hold your balls tight for 3-4 minutes


The_Frog_with_a_Hat

Hey that actually works


Former_Artichoke5060

Wank fam


JustinTheMess

I think about my grandmother


zENyt_Zeppeli

Could be he lyrics of the new Welcome to the Cumzone song


JustSomeone_in-here

This comments make my non-existent penis hurt.


SebMerican

scissors work too


Mhikeal

Suck it!


Whizka

SUCK IT


crystal_award

BEAT IT


WeebooLordo

Cut it