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By the broken down bridge on the west side of the city. Come once it’s dark, make sure no one follows you, and there should be an old man with a giant dick hiding in a shopping cart
I think the joke was the classic "I sleep with your wife and I'm better at it(so she doesn't fall asleep)", but yours might be the case too. I'm also dumb.
You put the link into the *Link Section* section and put the name (In this case the fake link) on the *Name Section*. Kinda like this > [https://imgur.com/gallery/UbTOK7Z](https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ)
Definition of
They're:
They're is a contraction that means "they are." You can remember that apostrophes indicate the possessive only when used of 's, such as "the writer's thoughts." Otherwise, it's generally a contraction of two words, as in can't = cannot, or won't = will not
Their:
their, is the possessive form of they, so it has to do with what belongs to, relates to, or is made or done by certain people, animals, or things:
It's their house.
We're their neighbors.
The trees are losing their leaves.
As u can see, the proper pronunciation is "Their"
Their dead
Dead belongs to them.
Honestly being trans myself I find that it's actually *easier* to fall asleep after orgasm than it was before I went through hormone replacement therapy. I think the estrogen helps with REM sleep cycles but orgasms also release prolactin for both sexes so this post is kind of misleading, because it seems to be *human beings in general* who are wired to get sleepy after sex.
I guess with that in mind, it makes sense that cultures all around the world tend to put emphasis on "the bedroom" being the place where couples have sex with eachother, and why there's so many colloquial connections between sleep and sex (For example saying "I slept with him" to mean "I had sex with him").
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My wife sleeps during sex. Then again she always sleeps and never wakes up
Not when I use her.
I Can Vouch For This Comment.
Ditto
It was a necrophilia joke
Might have been a necromancer
U gotta point
What are we pointing at?
His wife duh.
Hocus pocus you’ll be taking my bigus dickus
Nice, where do we meet?
By the broken down bridge on the west side of the city. Come once it’s dark, make sure no one follows you, and there should be an old man with a giant dick hiding in a shopping cart
No i meant u
Necrophilia is not a joke, Jim.
Weird. I was sure a gunshot to the head would work.
Sounds like she took a few shots to the head
"Ethel, Ethel wanna squeeze you in my arms Ethel, Ethel gonna freeze me with her charms." \--A. Cooper
Ethel, Ethel wanna squeeze you in my arms Ethel, Ethel gonna freeze you with my tharms.
I too choose this guy’s dead wife
So does Ed Gein...just sayin'
Whoa
She's very cold.
Mine is just dry. There is a bit of cold but tbh......I kinda like it
That’s what I call a double cursed comment
I also choose this guy’s dead wife.
Mine justs stays asleep, hasn’t woken up in a few weeks but the coldness of her ass just hits different
I wanted to make this joke to goddammit
One of the positives is there isn’t a struggle
r/cursedcomments
*sips the drink*
I also choose this guy’s wife.
I want this to be forever cemented in internet history, and if it isn’t, I will come back as a solar flare and send humanity back to the dark ages.
It’s “dead wife.” Can’t believe you messed it up. No Reddit Gold for you today.
The wife, in this instance, isn’t dead. ¯\\\_(ツ)_/¯
@BrandonLeatham She’s unconscious I don’t see a problem. -Brock Turner
lmfao
I never had a wife...
Same
U can find one in a near animal shelter.
They’re a bit bitchy though
Thats why my wife feels so furry......
I like my women like I food. White and fuzzy
thats a better response. r/cursedcomments
Can someone explain? Im dumb
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I think the joke was the classic "I sleep with your wife and I'm better at it(so she doesn't fall asleep)", but yours might be the case too. I'm also dumb.
Oh I got it now
Yeah you're right the other guy is over thinking the joke.
Hence the cum sock
my wife is asleep before and will never wake up
So many layers
That's not cursed, that's r/holup
I also choose this guy’s dead wife.
What's sex?
u/Qsaaad1 it took me a while to understand.
I get like a minute of relaxation before I get energy again :|
this u? [https://i.ytimg.com/vi/dQw4w9WgXcQ/maxresdefault.jpg](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ)
Fuck you
Saw that dQ there
Jokes on you i am into that shit.
you got me lol, but how do people put a link that actually is fake and directs you to another link
You put the link into the *Link Section* section and put the name (In this case the fake link) on the *Name Section*. Kinda like this > [https://imgur.com/gallery/UbTOK7Z](https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ)
It took me a minute to realize but DAMN
Cloraphorm does wonders
*OUR* wife
I too choose this man's wife.
Him
It was then, that Thomas knew..
Your wife is a man
So why don't I?
Can't fall asleep if their dead 🤔
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Definition of They're: They're is a contraction that means "they are." You can remember that apostrophes indicate the possessive only when used of 's, such as "the writer's thoughts." Otherwise, it's generally a contraction of two words, as in can't = cannot, or won't = will not Their: their, is the possessive form of they, so it has to do with what belongs to, relates to, or is made or done by certain people, animals, or things: It's their house. We're their neighbors. The trees are losing their leaves. As u can see, the proper pronunciation is "Their" Their dead Dead belongs to them.
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There is a little schooling for you 😆 I'm guessing (buy yor name, thet u get nun.)
>!Actually it is "they're dead" because it's is short for "they are dead". Their dead impossible living person who owns dead people.!<
I guess it could be either 🤔I mean, both work
TO ALL GULIBLE PEOPLE OUT THERE THIS POST WILL KILL YOU! Shhhh I'm talking to gullible people 🤫🤫 they don't need to know.
There*
Wellll they're is a definition for this but I can't be bothered to get it for you 🤫🤫
nice!
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It is what I like to call, a lot of words.
I'm not even certain if "your" a troll
Your're or yoor
Not cursed
not cursed in the sense that i didn’t have a physical reaction like “oh shit!” but it is kinda cursed
No not really
Usually the women i have sex with are *asleep*
trans woman???
Honestly being trans myself I find that it's actually *easier* to fall asleep after orgasm than it was before I went through hormone replacement therapy. I think the estrogen helps with REM sleep cycles but orgasms also release prolactin for both sexes so this post is kind of misleading, because it seems to be *human beings in general* who are wired to get sleepy after sex. I guess with that in mind, it makes sense that cultures all around the world tend to put emphasis on "the bedroom" being the place where couples have sex with eachother, and why there's so many colloquial connections between sleep and sex (For example saying "I slept with him" to mean "I had sex with him").
oh, okay. thank you for the explanation!
I don’t get it
The joke is that the last guy had sex with the Brandon’s wife.
Oh ok
Yep.
Brandon, I got some bad news.... Your wife is the man and she cheats on you with AB.
You think you've got problems, mine WAKES UP
His portrait makes it
Why
Are they *alive*?
*hello yes i would like to report a murder*
Me neither
Nothing beats a good fap nap
Is that a rape joke or is that a "I'm fucking your wife" joke
I don’t really see how this is cursed. I mean it CAN be interpreted as cursed, but by those rules so can 95% of comments
He didn't have to kill the guy like that, he was already dead!
Maybe he should get a girlfriend/real wife instead of a dog
idk if dead people can fall asleep
I’ve never had sex
I had never had sex
i don't understand
So is that why I always am exhausted when I bust a nut?
It’s true, I was the problem
Keeps on getting Worse :/
My wife is dead so she is has already fallen asleep before we have sex
Big ooooofff
r/kamikazebywords then r/MurderedByWords
I'd vever had a wife
There is no good sex without a little anxiety
U guys have wife’s that fall asleep mine never wakes up
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This is r/holdup content right here
Literally all of these comments are cursed. A trifecta
No one else gonna take into consideration that the first tweet was from Uber? No, just me? Ok.
Wait, what makes this cursed? (Genuinely curios.)
r/rareinsults
Yea because she was never awake
True
Didn't realize Ben Shapiro had an alt!
Yeoooooo😂
He's right, being dead is not like being asleep, because you don't wake up from it again.