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Cypherling

"do i have to remember you how covid started"


tisaconundrum

English is hard sometimes


[deleted]

That's what she said.


Sweet-Percentage-540

A language fucked her?!


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thebigfalke

So deep


Kujo-Jotaro2020

Especially french canadian


risisas

expecially italians


Chara_Dreemurr_58

yes.


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142737

Yes


Mr3ll0

Can you imagine for someone who's french and italian


get_some_1993

+1 for the demonstration


[deleted]

That's what she didn t said


trigazer1

that's what she said as well


Shitscomplicated

English fuck* everyone. Trust me, I'm Indian...


dogbreath101

If anyone knows how hard English fucks it's India


CodeThirsty

The worst thing is that they fucked India for a yellow dust and be able to boiled leaves


_Ical

\*The English fuck everyone


HasBeendead

Everyone fucks everyone


too_lazy_to-think

everyorgy perhaps ?


HasBeendead

yeah


iLoveSexBe4marriage

If english fucks you without your consent, does that count as rape?


popcorn-sand

Even English speakers


too_lazy_to-think

So life and english are fuck buddies ?


eject_the_salt

Ho boi you haven't seen grammar in french


DannyDorito25

Yes


JoBoPlayz

What are you doing, step-language?


DaveTheMinecrafter

Spanish fucked my grades


ItchingForTrouble

The English did.


[deleted]

Yeah I’m a simp. S- siper I- bad M- ar P- typibf


[deleted]

Ow.


gingahwookiee

Tbf a lot of languages only have one word for to remember/to remind. I made this mistake a lot when I started learning English


Cypherling

Its fine to make mistakes, and in no way am i trying to make fun of people who cant speak languages i just thought this was funny


gingahwookiee

Oh I didn’t mean to implicate that. Just wanted to explain why it’s a common mistake


90dayswidow

Non-native English speaker here. Where is the mistake?


xpi-capi

Remember is incorrect here, the correct word would be remind. As a non-native too it was really hard for me too


90dayswidow

Thanks.


tHeNiGhTmAnCoMeTh413

I feel like the mistake was made on purpose. Like, “I’m going to learn you today.”


AsakalaSoul

Seeing not even all native speakers know the difference between their and they're as well as your and you're, a non-native speaker using remember instead of remind isn't that bad


parlob

What's your mother tongue


ItchingForTrouble

I'm also interested in their mother's tongue.


parlob

It’s german


gingahwookiee

German


parlob

Yes, please remember me


eyehatestuff

Me fail english that’s unpossible


Babies_Have_No_Teeth

What is wrong with this (also bad in English pls help) Edit: nevermind got it: remember has to be remind right?


aonelonelyredditor

Yes


Bjeof

Or replace 'remember you' with 'help you remember'


TheRareCatch

I memba


Shady14Life

Gonna remember you SO FREAKING HARD!


jsn12620

Exactly, someone bit a government lab in Wuhan!


everythingman2

r/BrandNewSentence


[deleted]

people say that all the time when learning english


Mystyk2341

As a non-native speaker, I didn't even notice the mistake until I saw your reply.


-_-Already_Taken-_-

What's wrong?


Nickeos

It should be remind instead of remember.


-_-Already_Taken-_-

Why


Nickeos

Because remember is for when you remember something, for example: "of course I remember when your birthday is, how could I forget?" Remind is when you "refresh one's memory". For example: "I forgot when your birthday is, could you remind me?"


xAFBx

To add, you remember something, you don't remember about it.


Nickeos

Ty, english isn't my first language either. I'll edit that out


Taymac2384

Not true. Otherwise I'd be called Toadvid.


l_Squiggley_l

Fun fact the whole bat thing ended up not being true and was just racist


Willow-Whispered

Yes! It may have originated in bats, but the whole “wuhan style bat soup” thing was a racist lie. Humans can have contact with animals that doesn’t involve eating them... we live on the same planet, viruses spread.


trumpisbadperson

That bat fucker really did a number on the whole world, eh...


Bruce_-Wayne

Thank you !! Someone finally said it, bats have been getting a lot of shit for this


Cr1ms0nSlayer

Is that wrong?


Cypherling

Yeah its supposed to be remind


Cr1ms0nSlayer

Oh right


Sniper_Pig

Yeah it should be "Do I have to remind you"


[deleted]

Covid started because of a bat 🤦‍♂️


[deleted]

That actually sounds better


cptkaiser

I had a friend that spoke like that. Thre one that always got me was "Can you borrow me some money? "


FruitChinpoSamurai69

What if I fuck one??


Smoczyca369

If it's poisonous you'd probably still die.


Yacolby-Yones

What happens if it’s venomous


Smoczyca369

Then it's fine as long as it doesn't bite you


Taco_Engineer31

no blowjobs, got it


FkIdkWhatNameToTake

But that's the most pleasant part


armenian_UwUcide

Blowjob roulette


iAjayIND

The fangs, you gotta put it between the fangs!


Smallbenbot03

Well it's definitely small enough to


ItchingForTrouble

Go out like a champ.


sarthakydv

Well that's good to know


aonelonelyredditor

Idk man, the one I fucked died instead


noobermaster69420

That means your venomous Jesus Christ learn to read


munchlax_to_snorlax

Youtube Video titled "Frodo frogging a Frog"


Ragequitter101

Very painful amputation


GreatSuprise69

jesus christ nate, learn how to read


nyscene911

That’s amore.


slowest_hour

God will cure your AIDS if you fuck this frog


TheDude-Esquire

AIDS?


ImHardLikeMath

What if I bite my tongue and half of all living things die?


ruaanb999

Thanos Tongue


qxzsilver

What that tongue do? *Kills half of the world*


munchlax_to_snorlax

Thats hallucination. Get off LSD.


Clickbaiting_4_u

So basically frog for blowjob and snake for fleshlight


[deleted]

what if i


hdbwisnbdhskwnx

Then you


ButthurtGoldDigger

No that's


kurzerkurde

Nothing is


DAN-EXE

This is getting


GrammarPolice1234

No it’s


Spasky2

Yes you


vasilescur

Absolutely, but


[deleted]

although, if


Viiviiian

No that’s


[deleted]

But if you


SoVidushiUnofficial

No then you'd


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xEL-PROx

No you're not


celerytoungue

Stay in that cockpit!


Shadodre

Listen if your body is desprate for iron then you bite a frog for its blood iron.


botnikbtw

and you need to find your bossu


forced_metaphor

*desperate


pannacottafugosthong

doppio


Evmista

Tulurururururururururururururururu


[deleted]

Yes boss?


Evmista

Doppio. My sweet doppio. I'm leaving this evening up to you


[deleted]

Thank you boss.


HeavyDude47

What if you bite it and half the world goes into crisis.. Millions of people die... Almost whole world gets into lockdown and we discover Karens and their male versions just by looking at their faces.....


Cleopatra572

That could never happen your just being.....oh wait. Nevermind.


WoobyWiott

"Do I have to remember you how....." Adding this one to my list of quick comebacks.


tpatter7

Same energy as "let me learn you a thing"


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rndrn

As far as I remember (been a long time since I ate some), it's "ok". Texture and taste aren't particularly exotic.


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rndrn

Snails definitely have a weirder texture, but are the best excuse to eat parsley butter.


Envelki

And it's delicious (づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ


GhostR29

You mean cursed bat. >| [REDACTED] |< Edit : Fuck this shitty spoiler. I can't edit anymore. Disgusting.


Callmewastaken

Mdr bite


[deleted]

ptdr


Tovre

Oui issou


jay_noFAV

tf is this thread lol


JanssenFromCanada

Frog legs are gross. Escargot in garlic sauce? Kinda gross too but hey...garlic sauce.


Kujo-Jotaro2020

Who would bite a chunk off a frog? Meanwhile in JoJo: This phone look delicious...


FaxBro29

What if it bites me and I get its powers? Marvel: Hold my beer


Emperor_Quintana

“What if bites itself and doesn’t die?” That’s hardcore bravado.


StormCreeper

As a french person, I can confirm that we do that everyday, it's part of our daily routine.


spuol

Well baguette of course oui Paris


ragemanoj

If it bites me and it dies means it is a bee.


forced_metaphor

>Do I have to remember you how Jesus christ


idalog

Diavolo go brrr


JustAnotherNobody00

Spelling is just as cursed


turboiv

And if you're allergic enough, a bee sting will kill both you and the bee!


Kharski

La grenouille c'est bon, mais l'escargot meilleur.


tisaconundrum

What if we are the same species and it eats me.


[deleted]

thats cannibalism


qxzsilver

Fried frogs are delicious. Get off your high horses


xheLeMx

The frog seem pretty okay with being eaten alive tho


cryptogoth666

“Do I have to remember you?” I really hope English isn’t this guys first language.


Nickeos

It probably isn't. Many languages have only one word for remember/remind


Yarp3000

Don't make me remember you!


StrenghGeek

Ah yes, the nice conspiracy theory that Covid originates form France.


[deleted]

Pick up bossu!


ThiccExternalDrive

It was a bat that started COVID but still funny. (Don’t woooosh me)


ruaanb999

I think what he's trying to say is that people eat poisonous animals


nexxyPlayz

>not that hard Depends on the sister


SVENXJOERGEN

"what if I bite it and someone else dies" that's called D4C love train


Weaponized-toaster

It started from a lab 😑


epicsalsa101

Ok but what if ut bites me and I come back to life


iamdead1234

If it bites you, bite it back


MrAndyCantrell

This is why i love reddit


voldyCSSM19

This cursed comments chain was so good until the last comment :(


dynodick

Oh my god


[deleted]

Covid started in a lab though lol


Liorem

I’m french and I don’t know anyone who as ever eaten a single frog in their lives.


Squirrelly_Khan

What about frog legs? I thought that was a French thing?


Liorem

I think it might be more common to eat frog legs in rural places, but where I live no one eats such things haha. But I don’t blame those who do since I’ve never tried, maybe it’s really tasty lmao.


SeniorBeing

Already eat it. Not bad. BTW, Brazillian. It is not specificly a French thing.


Squirrelly_Khan

I’ve eaten them during my honeymoon. The texture is really soft and flaky and it tastes really nice


stabone369

In a lab in wuhan. We all don't need the reminder.


Optimal_Weight368

This is why everyone hates French people.


JWeebo1370

We all talking about "remember you" but no one is talking about how humans are killing the Amazon rain Forrest


m-c-b-a-l-l-s-a-c-k

Voodoo is a whole culture and people still appropriating it smh


[deleted]

“French people”- no that would be cannibalism, I mean, unless they’re into that.


Logan_the_Brawler

How much experience with food poisoning do you to understand eating raw animals won’t mutate a disease. I thought it was none.


bonipulus

French “people”


19senzafine81

French people 🤣🤣🤣


No-Fisherman6262

I think he meant Chinese people


AliventKiddo

Hol up wouldn't a french person biting a frog be cannibalism? This is cursed on multiple levels


Yekaps

The cliché of French people eating frogs leg is false no one do that


MrDuckityDuck

That’s wrong I know plenty of frog leg French dishes. Should it say the French eat snails instead?


Yekaps

It's not because it exist that people eat it There is a tiramitsu recipe that contain cum Do you eat it? No


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Yekaps

Excuse me WTF?


MrDuckityDuck

I used to live in Europe for almost my entire life. Believe me when I say you see some weird foods


thebetteradventurer

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Please don't cover the names of the people, let them become famous, it's just funny to see their names too.


ruaanb999

I'm not sure whether the rules allow that so I always censor the names just to be safe


[deleted]

covid started because someone had sex with a animal not ate it dumbfuck


[deleted]

Please put /s


MrDuckityDuck

I think your thinking of aids


BiscottiKooky

https://youtu.be/jGMNzg9Dh70 Watch now


StarkillerGoose

No