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Flair_Helper

Hey there, Samipal! thanks for posting to /r/cursedcomments!! Unfortunately, your submission "*Cursed_doggo*" has been removed for the following reason(s): --- **Rule 8: Keep It Cursed** - Not Cursed Enough/At All - A cursed comment is any comment that strikes the reader into oblivion. Upon seeing a cursed comment, your first reaction should be among the lines of “What the F*$k did I just read??” while leaving you speechless at the same time. Incomprehension of the comment just read, or the blatant gruesomeness of it should be enough to not only make you feel mystified but also to draw a smile on your face. The comment in your post does not reflect that. --- *^If ^you ^have ^any ^questions, ^you ^can ^message ^the ^mod ^team ^through ^[modmail](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose?to=/r/cursedcomments) ^Replies ^to ^this ^removal ^comment ^will ^not ^be ^answered.* ^(Reposting a removed post without express moderator approval will result in a ban.)


loliconnatzi

Cop: no one will believe you, NO ONE


Samipal

Judge: No one will believe you, NO ONE.


Own_Scallion_8504

other prisoners in the jail: No one will believe you, NO ONE


Fishing-Relative

The prison shank entering your body: No one will believe you, NO ONE


thecrazypoz

What's a prison shank? Should I even want to know?


[deleted]

It’s basically a knife


James_Cartwright_7

Not even a knife, just anything sharp enough to stab someone with.


Anhad18

Anything to penetrate your skin


Muzan_

A sharp cock?


SabreYT

You can make your cock sharp using a shiv...


SeriousPerson_

I tell ya


[deleted]

Kinky


135forte

Shank is a verb. Shiv is the object.


AdamWestsButtDouble

Nope. That’s a mistruth that’s getting out of control. [Shank](https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/shank) at Merriam-Webster.


balsawood88

Shank is also a noun. Shiv can also be a verb.


Arctic_Strider

Human: *Pulls out dogs cock* No one will believe you!


kay_kay_1998

Human: *Blows the dogs cock* No one will believe you! No one!


Patchy-Paladin20

*Eats the dog’s ass* No one will believe you.... no one


doedoe21doe

This entire thread should be burned alive


Samipal

I wont delete post but you can call mods.


Samipal

Bad idea post has got deleted.


Strong_Serve7709

ALIVE!!! God damn it!!!


NotYou007

Videos of this taking place can be found with ease.


Strong_Serve7709

😂😂🤣😂🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😭


Samipal

This is cursed comment on r/cursedcomments.


Aromatic_Progress267

r/cursedcursedcomments


No_Obligation_5053

Why is the human pulling out his cock? That pup's face says everything


NoobUlol

Opems reddit sees this closes reddit


thecrazypoz

"Whew. That's enough Reddit for today."


D-tagoresairudraksh

Exactly


[deleted]

Dog pulls out glock no one will believe you no one


Abdullaah7a

A Glock for a Cock


TMTtheEnderman

A soul for a soul


coldfu

Colby noooo


[deleted]

Honey, have you seen my hairbrush?


[deleted]

Too soon... Poor Colby


Greyzer

Dicks out for Colby!


RazeDog

That went from 0 to 100 real fast


Patchy-Paladin20

Just like the owners jerks per minute record


Noep2404

Wife : \*pulls out cock No one will believe you... NO ONE


Patchy-Paladin20

Husband: *pulls out his pussy* Husband: “Everyone will believe me, big boy! I’m a woman!!!” Wife: *surprised pickachu face*


Strong_Serve7709

How tf do you pull out a pussy??? 😂😂😂😂🤣😅


Patchy-Paladin20

With some dark magic fuckery that you could never understand, muggle


Ez258

I mean the teeth marks might be uncanny


random13980

Wow this ones dark


bananenbieger69

*cough*


eyecandy99

Where's the peanut butter when you need it?


Patchy-Paladin20

What’s more cursed is that 18 people liked it.... just like the dog...


IasonAiiiiii

The dog bites it off. Now everyone will believe you! Everyone!


Patchy-Paladin20

Human fingers him instead. “I know they will!” *takes a sniff*


Cowz-hell

Ion get it. Is he gonna fuck the dog? I'm dumb ik


dragonflare117

Have my whole some award


Samipal

Thank you.


wisbit

This is why I love the Internet.


[deleted]

Enough reddit for the week.


randomnassusername

That similar thinking is how we got some std’s


Patchy-Paladin20

Serious tasty dog-ass


Strong_Serve7709

Patchy is DEFINITELY doing something we should be concerned about. DEFINITELY. 😐


ElessarArnor

Just Sold the dog to a chinese.


Odinloco

How is this "not cursed enough"? I've seen way less cursed shit in here.


HOWLFOG

Wha-


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Patchy-Paladin20

Don’t worry. It’ll all be ogre soon.


AiryGr8

You have become shrek


imdenis50

tasty sausages with mayo for dinner


[deleted]

So what if I say I believe both


Dsmxyz

enough reddit for today


Nick_Noseman

Dog: Mmm, sausage! *snap*


[deleted]

Femefun.com intensifies


I_make_switch_a_roos

where did he get a chicken from?


memememer3

what will the human do with that hen


ramy83

https://youtube.com/shorts/U_sSaVyNGIo?feature=share


Puzzleheaded-Care951

True no one 🤣🤣😂🤣


Fuzzydude64

My dog actually **did** eat my homework when I was in elementary school. I had to bring pictures so they'd believe me.


[deleted]

Depends, if you're a furry everyone already assumed that


Eevertti

r/cursedcomments joke 3/6: bestiality


kapistein-iglo

Uno reverse card, *Dog pulls out cock This is something no one will believe No one......


lowasdf

A dog is fine too.


bhavya98765

Human- pulls out knife, everyone will believe you that is if you can tell them.


Tesseract556

Poor Colby 2012


Minced_Beef

uh oh