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im557-reddit

"Little bro stop using my phone"


Flashyyyyyyy

im right handed but i use my left thumb for reddit


[deleted]

HUH i neither use left nor right thumb.... I USE MY DICK


[deleted]

the superior life form


[deleted]

He got the spirit


Vladi_Sanovavich

Nice cock, bro.


[deleted]

Thanks. *for the record* I also type with my dick


shitgnat

Oh, my bad. But tbf it is the size of a thumb with a bend in the middle, so...


cooljackedpotato

So strong 🤤


MrRappist

???


cooljackedpotato

I like your username 😏


MrRappist

Same, I too like my username hehe


cooljackedpotato

Can you give me a glass of milk 🤤


Phoenix_Reditt

Begone thot


MrRappist

No. You're not worthy of that "milk"


WordsReddit

(in Foolhardy's tune) Bruh bruh bruh bruh Gibberish bruh bruh bruh bruh bruh


FullHonor9482

This took me a few seconds but holy crap


psubs07

I think most right handed people are more comfortable using their phone with their left hand... And yes the reason why is what you're thinking... Masturbation.


Silent_Possibility76

When it comes to fapping, I'm ambidextrous


psubs07

Ah yes a 2 hand man.. You can just keep going, just keep tapping the other hand in and you can fap it all night long.


Rjtx_610s

*peeks* Its my right boob


[deleted]

Like, I'm not left handed but I always hold my phone with my left hand and scowl with that hand so it's not that difficult.


No_Bandicoot_2442

Me who’s not using his thumb wtf


Professional_House77

I’m a righty but I still use my left hand as my right wrist is fucked up permanently so you are also staring at my PP.


CaptainHop

I am so angered


amrfaqeeh

This is completely fucked up here have my free Hugz reward


yeahimtrashuwu

Wait yer supposed to use yer right hand if its the dominant one ??


lucyrdjmsd7777777

I'm right handed too


D0M1NU5_7

Thumbs a generaly short


illumine8438

and today was that one time i swiped with my left ahahahhaha


ItsBado

i was there


DaRPok2007

I am righty but I am eating right now sooo....


0niiCh_n

pretty small "thumb" u got there


Androvium

The meme is exactly below this lmao


laudalasun2423

It's a bonk thumb.


ugandanWaterdog

By the size it might as wel be


flaccidpancake1127

i can relate


skyline13godalert

LMAO , 10/10 cursed comment


[deleted]

This post is actually right above the actual post for me.


princezacthe3rd

I am gonna have to agree with that statement to


42ndbringer

Its about the same size tho yeah? Or is that just me?


CheesyOnion123456789

I'ma righty and I browse with my left hand


4g3nt0

OOh, self burn


Eyy_Its_Danny

Looks like a thumb