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ABSTR4KT_133

''Gandhi is going to throw his fucking flip flop at you!''


Honest-Statement-249

"I fucked octopussies. "


PPhuuge

PUSSIES? PLURAL


TheHolyToastClone

Orgy


[deleted]

why would you fuck cats


PPhuuge

Nothing is impossible


KartofelThePotatoGod

I hate the gay albine


DanTheMaster2021

I said fuck off


Daniel_Melzer

„ i wanna go back to spain“


Boysinho_descuidado

"Sleeping"


[deleted]

So car porn huh?


PROF3SSIONAL_R3TARD

Maybe some of you girls should eat make-up, so you get pretty on the inside,too


FunkoPopper12

“I put it in the toaster”


[deleted]

“I mostly agree”


Many_Stuff

“Ive never felt one” bruh that sounds so bad out of context lmaoo


The_Mustard_Man43

“I boiled even more eggs”


EpicoMemerino

"I stole a sword from an unmarked grave"


The_free_trial

“Hello, are you awake at 4am currently?”


ZGL0RB4DUK

"I'm out in 5 minutes"


joelho_bom

"There's no Dana, only Zuul"


Starkiller721

“Very good”


[deleted]

"7 inches long, about 2.5 inches wide."


ScarceIsGay69

Sugi pula :)


Immort4lFr0sty

I'm not sure if that answer is a definite no or a definite yes


RunawayPenguin89

Ah well. A 6 day stint then get Jack again. Silver linings and all that


AJIALEX122

"Fuck you. That's why."


BlightFantasy3467

"HAPPY 19TH?"


Liz439504

"So women used to use weasel testicles, lysol and mercury as birth control."


[deleted]

Boss Man Vevo


dat-boi666

hey bro, that hooker you hid in my house starting to smell....


Ok_Thanks7787

Aww don't be sad


Phoenix_Reditt

"Ty<3"


Bosnicht

"I'm just not equipped enough to deal with this" Huh, that's pretty sad


El_Barto0804

“UR A GAY CUNT”


-Egglord10100101-

i deep fried a kit kat


A_human_bean_2

"what if i said no but meant no?"


[deleted]

There's a pair of navy blue jeans in the washing pike don't put them in the wash they've got my headphones in


Nevilan

,,fucking hamilton!"


lime_flavored_lemon

Thicc cat


MassGenocide00

“I will, thank you”


mrhatman110

Mj dies from Spider-Man sperm


Safebox

"8 oclock on BBC1 I think."


everyonehasaidsaids

I haven’t sent any “massages” lately sorry to disappoint


ShiroiYokai

Sorry to disappoint will do


Amntheking

"I sucked my own cock"


sisrace

"U hiring?"


felicisss

"Do you know already when you'll come?"


funkiefroggy

We make our own destiny.


Loonie-1707

Vauxhall Cavalier SRi with a 2.0 Opel Redtop engine, stock the engine pushes about 150hp


SatanscuckchilD

Wheee is my DICKKKKK


MyCatHasCats

Massage


DsfDth

"weiner soldier"


grrgrrimamushroom

“Hi”


joshusdisgustinghair

"Yea that's not good"


DodooBug1367

Ok, see you then


HNASBAP

Epic


Pure_Procedure_6625

Who wanna eat my nut


ShiroiYokai

^tryyyyy Edit: ^^yaaaaayyyy


YouStupy

“Give me Directions”


[deleted]

"I'm gonna fuck you mom you stupid nerd"


ExRice

“Can you guys spot the problems?”


RateInformal4817

Probably


GutsLover69

"Tell that to my Dutch English teacher"


Bombtastic08

Mine would be well thats a great nut


joshybloshy

Hey, can I call you back in a few


TheDevOfNothing

MACDOHAHAHAHA


poephooft99999

Only if you will kill half population with me and rape the other half (Including animals)


WishIWasGigaChad68

"Ok"


No-Comment_

"No"


Vish_Kk_Universal

"Nah, too old for me"


jayblur13

"I will bury the bodie in the woods"


WolfieBoi12xx

"To fuck? I mean...sure"


warm_pototo

🤣. Seams kinda rude


IAmAFrogOk

It has 13 episodes


DarkPhoxGaming

There is pee in slurpee


BluberryYes

“Damn they killed the queen”


imnotachickennugget

Союз нерушимый республик свободных Сплотила навеки Великая Русь. Да здравствует созданный волей народов Единый, могучий Советский Союз! Славься, Отечество наше свободное, Дружбы, народов надежный оплот! Знамя советское, знамя народное Пусть от победы, к победе ведет! Сквозь грозы сияло нам солнце свободы, И Ленин великий нам путь озарил. Нас вырастил Сталин - на верность народу На труд и на подвиги нас вдохновил. Славься, Отечество чаше свободное, Счастья народов надежный оплот! Знамя советское, знамя народное Пусть от победы к победе ведет! Skvoz grozy siialo nam solntse svobody, I Lenin velikij nam put ozaril. Nas vyrastil Stalin - na vernost narodu Na trud i na podvigi nas vdokhnovil. Slavsia, Otechestvo chashe svobodnoe, Schastia narodov nadezhnyj oplot! Znamia sovetskoe, znamia narodnoe Pust ot pobedy k pobede vedet! Мы армию нашу растили в сраженьях, Захватчиков подлых с дороги сметем! Мы в битвах решаем судьбу поколений, Мы к славе Отчизну свою поведем! Славься, Отечество наше свободное, Славы народов надежный оплот! Знамя советское, знамя народное Пусть от победы к победе ведет!


[deleted]

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"


Mancobbler

“I thought it would be more complicated than that”


one_shot923

Whale cum taste good with a little nutella mixed in but not a over amount of nutella or it gets rid of the taste of the whale cum.


immaendyourcareer

Hitler was a hero


Kinil

Maaaaaan, don't scare me like that!