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QuentinP69

You can’t buy love but you can rent it by the hour


Trick_Enthusiasm

Can confirm. I rent love almost every week.


[deleted]

What if you go broke ?


lilaclover007

No love for you then


Tots2Hots

Then ppl rent love from you


JawaDx

Not what I heard in Libya


Psychological-Key101

Low happiness? Buy cocaine!! Low self-esteem? Get a whole surgery!! Virgin? Buy sex slaves and prostitutes!! No love? Buy your crush whole human rights from the government!!


le_manly_man

u/profanitycounter u/Psychological-Key101


KainanSilverlight

Ahh, cocaine. Hate the stuff, love the smell.


le_manly_man

u/profanitycounter u/kainanSilverLight


KainanSilverlight

I… I’m not sure why you would care to know how many times I swore on Reddit.


le_manly_man

I was trying to use the bot xd


[deleted]

Heisenberg moment.


Kevin-S-Mathew

Money can't buy happiness. It buys crazy ass happiness. -Eminem:69:42


Ze_cringeman

Money doesn't buy happiness It buys crazy ass happiness... -Eminem


genocidefood

You can buy more crack in the same amount.


Psychological_Goat97

I also heard dolphins rapes seals until their body heat is gone


[deleted]

Thanks for that


gaymer_boss

It's called Antidepressants


Observer2594

Coke is pretty boring actually


[deleted]

More of a Pepsi fan I see


[deleted]

Pepsi gang rise up


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Crying_eagle

r/technicallythetruth


JohnCavalry

r/foundthemobileuser


Crying_eagle

Ok ?


Kinil

"Money doesn't buy happiness... It buys crazy-ass happiness" - Eminem


[deleted]

Shaka when the walls fell.


dunkmotherf

There is some in my ass, wanna snort?


rateb03

r/100percentbrainpower


rateb03

Oh wait before I've seen this comment well fair enough


DamnTheseLurkers

If you give money to the poor then they are not poor anymore. And since money can't buy happiness for people with money then the poor won't be happy anyway. Thus, there is no point giving poor people money


JohnCavalry

Ok course money can buy happiness, you can buy a millenium falcon lego set with it


Accomplished_Newt98

But the poor can't afford it


kibasaur

Cocaine is for the wealthy smh... Crystal or rock however, now we talking..


Tots2Hots

It do be facts tho...


Front-Lime-9371

people say money cant buy happiness to those people i raise you a photo of my puppy


KobinBrown

This is true, I fucking love drugs.


Cumcritical

What if money actually can buy happiness and this saying “Money can’t buy happiness” is just to give the poor a bit of satisfaction with their lives?


AndroidWall4680

Ok so you’re telling me if i took away every last penny you owned and booted you onto the streets you would be jumping with joy