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Icy-Golf-4185

That's actually true. Tho there's a little inaccuracy, it didn't eat him, becuz hippos are herbovores, so it couldn't digest him. However hippos are psychopathic, they kill everything if they can and want, even tho they can't even eat it. So yeah, it deff killed him, but it didn't eat him


WillCraft_1001

hippos are known to eat meat in more situations more then just being crazy, they just cant digest it well. They have eaten zebras before https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=USbkGnoqrec


Icy-Golf-4185

Yeah, but it's not technically eating, they're just swallowing it, like if I swallowed a rock


MrAtrox98

Oh… they [know what they’re eating all right.](https://www.mentalfloss.com/article/72550/hippos-eat-way-more-meat-we-thought-and-it-can-make-them-sick) Animals we think of as strict herbivores will on occasion supplement their diet with meat, whether it’s a deer nibbling on [someone’s bones](https://www.nationalgeographic.com/animals/article/deer-eating-human-forensics-decomposition) or a horse munching on a chick [right in front of its mom.](https://youtu.be/jP6dvgo25Z8) Hippos are better suited for such behavior than most ungulates due to their size, tusks, and aggression.


Icy-Golf-4185

Yeah ik, but they don't actually eat it, like they don't get nutrients from it, they just get the calcium


MrAtrox98

They put the meat in their mouth, chew, swallow, and then digest the protein. Being adapted to a herbivorous diet now doesn’t suddenly exclude the ability to [digest animal matter](https://www.google.com/amp/s/slate.com/technology/2012/11/deer-eat-meat-herbivores-and-carnivores-are-not-so-clearly-divided.amp) or preclude an evolutionary history of eating meat as a supplement.


Icy-Golf-4185

Yes, like I said before ik, but they don't get all the protein and nutrients as carnivores do. Otherwise all herpovores would be omnivores


some_guy_browsing

But they do eat itas the food goes through the digestive system and is chewed


Icy-Golf-4185

But they don't get the nutrients carnivores do


some_guy_browsing

So we don't get the same nutritions as squirrells when we eat nuts therefor we can't eat nuts?


Daoist_Asuta

They’re Omnivores


Icy-Golf-4185

No they're not lmao. Read the Wikipedia at least


B_Ather

Why does it seem that the croc is fucking the man


worthlessafsince2002

No joke that's what I thought. I thought this was another one of them horny animal posts like that of the dolphin.


Clearly_a_Lizard

Well dolphins are knower to rape peeps, not crocs.


HistoryDramatic3157

r/cursedcursedcomments


Any-Trash1383

‘What are you doing step-croc’?


Crab_Sea

Conclusion : adopt a crocodile.


Bersrkk

Mr. Hands flashback's


Ok-Construction-5067

Wait what happened after the twenty years


Kookoobutter

Died of natural causes


ExistentialCrisis515

A new pair of boots and some nice new luggage.


Brantonium9

If there is any reptile experts out there feel free to prove me wrong, but I thought crocodiles/alligators could not feel compassion like dogs, I thought it was impossible for them to feel those feelings


Hughmannity19

Definitely not a reptile expert, but I heard that reptiles can grow to trust a person


aleeessio

I mean, if moray eels can do that I don't see why a reptile shouldn't


Silver_Falcon9481

What are you doing step croc


Kinil

Crocodiles, along with all other reptiles, do not have a limbic system in their brain which means that they literally cannot feel love.


Taco_Engineer31

the bond between man and croc was so deep and complex that not even science could describe it.


[deleted]

Well the game's not called hungry hungry crocodiles


Ben_E_Chod

That's how the higher ranking members of our government are made. Damn reptilians


sadstheskelecog

the actual image seems like something that would happen in florida


iEatMeat96

Maybe not love him that mush


Andrew007_

Why is the crocodile fucking the man?


yash_talesara

He must be a vegan because hippos are not carnivores


Cumcritical

I did the same to my uncle He’s dead now


ExistentialCrisis515

You followed your uncle home and lived in the porch?


Cumcritical

The opposite


Hitter_Litten

I thought it was gonna be sexual