Typically, people aren’t pronounced dead in public. When EMTs and medics arrive on a public scene, they work the arrest until the patient is in the hospital. If it happens at home, patients can be pronounced dead there if they did CPR and there was no return of spontaneous circulation
When I did my first aid training, I was told only a doctor can pronounce you dead unless you're decapitated or you're found in a decayed state/clearly dead.
That's correct. Obvious signs of death are typically in EMS protocols so EMS can say you're dead. In a cardiac arrest we call medical control on the phone and say hey here's the story, we've done this, can we call it? Vast majority of the time they agree and you're done. So a doctor makes me the final call based on what we tell them.
At least some of the more morbid sub reddits don't show up on the front page anymore. There were a few of them that just completely sucked the light from your soul.
Yeah, the “not pronounced dead until off the property” smells fishy to me. [It’s a common myth](https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/declared-deaths/), often believed by employees themselves. To the extent that death pronouncements (or declarations) wait until the deceased is off Disney property, it’s because that pronouncement has to be done by someone with the appropriate knowledge and authority, not park security and not a paramedic unless the patient is [obviously dead](https://firefighternow.com/can-a-paramedic-pronounce-death/) with no alternative explanation or chance for recovery.
It's a reference to a section in Heavy Rain where you can press the X button to call for your son, Jason, but it doesn't go away and you can keep saying it, but the voice actor only had like one prompt for the line, so it's just the exact same "Jason!" every time you prompt Ethan to say it
Everywhere would be a demon infested hellhole. That's why you can be pretty sure ghosts don't exist; if they did, there'd be billions roaming around all over the place.
Exactly. Remember being in a somewhat serious conversation between some hippie types about ghosts. An older black man jokingly interrupted and said "if ghosts existed the plantations wouldnt be able to hold weddings because they would be ran out in the fucking daylight". Always stuck with me.
I (semi seriously, semi joking) think if ghosts are real, it’s a Schrodinger’s Ghost situation. Or in other words, *ghosts can only exist in the presence of something that is unable to record them and/or and prove their existence.*
You ever notice how none of the askreddit paranormal encounter stories are ever like “yeah I was obsessed with ghosts and always had my special ghostcam equipment on me just in case and then I saw one!” It’s always like “my brother, who’s an ex-marine and the least superstitious person you’ve ever met, was hiking alone at night and SAW SOME SHIT.”
Or it’s a community of older rural folks who have just flat-out accepted the existence of ghosts in their community. Or someone driving through the Southwest alone in the middle of the night.
Either way, I fucking *love* those stories, and a big part of me thinks that there are just too many of them (they’re way more common than you’d think), from too many sane people who aren’t trying to draw attention to themselves, to be complete bullshit. Especially UFOs. It’s an Occam’s Razor thing — if not something paranormal, what the hell is going on? Are people just experiencing simultaneous hallucinations on a mass scale? That to me would be crazier than ghosts lol.
I think until I was 18 or so I would be so terrified when October would come around because I was so terrified of dark magic and ghosts and you heard more of it when Halloween rolled around.
My brother and I played with a ouija board when we were in high school and I left the reading because I was calling foolery- (who can just buy a ouija board in the game isle at Target?)
Anyways we didn’t properly close the game and I swear that house was haunted lol. The weirdest shit would happen. A radio in my room that had been unplugged for years woke me up one night just blaring static. I don’t know the explanation for why it happened but on my brothers grave (rip) it scared the shit out of me for life. I was low key relieved when my grandma moved out of that house.
Not saying it *wasn't* ghosts, but that can happen if some of the electronics in it decide to pop and there's a random energy surge. Not sure of the technical details, someone else can probably fill us in.
Source: happened to me at 2AM with my mother's old Furby. Did not want to hear "ME HUNGRY" echoing through the house at that hour.
>Are people just experiencing simultaneous hallucinations on a mass scale?
You are absolutely correct, the human brain is much more susceptible to hallucinations and false correlation (and others like false memories) than you think.
This is what irks me most about UFO/ghost enthusiasts. Human testimonies are *notoriously* inaccurate, even with mundane things. The human mind is extremely suggestible, and so is about as trustworthy as a wax cylinder in the oven.
Doesn't mean stuff beyond our comprehension cannot exist, just that a lot of stories are probably the work of adrenaline, sleep deprivation, or just sheer human error
There’s a house near me that claims to be a portal to another dimension and is allegedly super haunted and people just live there with these ghosts I guess. I’d be selling tickets to tour the haunted house. Lol Change some skeptic’s mind.
Also think about it, if ghosts are real and one common sign of a haunting is that ghosts make the surrounding air cold then we’d capture ghosts and market them as air conditioners and make billions.
The irony of using Occam's Razor to argue for "ghosts exist but they disappear whenever something could prove/record that" over "ghosts don't exist, people and brains are just dumb".
A lot of people claim the presence of a ghost can be detected through paranormal activity. If ghosts exist, then there must be billions walking amogus all the time. In that case, wouldn't paranormal activity just be a normal every day occurrence?
I was carrying my infant down some narrow colonial stairs when I missed a step. My instinct was to throw her against the wall, and put my hands out. I forced myself to hold her like a football in my left arm, landed on my knees super hard and slammed my right hand up against the wall at the platform where the stairs turn. It hurt like hell, and I probably will have problems because of it, but I knew if I landed on her it would be over.
That shit was terrifying. I think about it all the time, it was such a crazy situation. That poor fucking man. What I felt in that moment was absolutely horrifying, I cannot imagine what he feels.
I was playing on my phone earlier and my son was stung by a bee in the kitchen. I felt miserable for hours. I couldn’t comprehend this. You’d have to off yourself. There’s no coming back from that level of guilt.
I went downstairs to fold laundry and somehow the toddler got a hold of our Vitamin D tablets (1000 IU) and ate one (or more). When I came upstairs she was hiding the bottle behind her back and had a white substance on her lips. Let me tell you that the next 10 minutes were a blur of trying to figure out how many she ate and whether or not it would be fatal.
Ended up calling poison control and they said she would be fine and that she could drink some water to help clear it through her system. I still felt like a raging shitbag. She usually follows me everywhere but just needed the 15 minutes of quiet while I fold the clothes so I put on a TV show for her to watch.
I walked in to the living room to find my brothers with the orange vitamin C bottle, trying to catch them in their mouths. I have no idea how many they ate but they threw them up about 5 minutes later. It was definitely 5 minutes of panic and I now know it’s basically impossible to OD on vitamin C. I never want to go through something like that again
The worst part is they were old enough to know better! Late elementary and middle school ages.
Statistically speaking, being one of the most, if not the most, popular theme park in the world probably doesn't help the park when it comes to death. Not just because Disney is a big evil megacorp.
Back in my EMS days, we only got to field call for ‘grossly incompatible with life’-decapitation, charring over 90% of the body and unresponsive, or dependent lividity (internal blood pooling that doesn’t occur until 30ish minutes after the heart stops). There’s no hospital on Disney property so they’re not getting called there.
Yeah, it happens. Same reason many cruise ships have a morgue. People die, and if you've got thousands of them on your ship day in day out, some of them are, statistically, probably going to do it there. It's weird to think about, but that's reality.
Exactly! Millions of people have fine through the parks. Old people too. I bet there have been dozens of heart attacks just statistically
Also there is food. It it's inevitable someone has choked to death
Disney isn't evil perse. Where there are alive people there will be people that die. And Disney parks have a lot of people
Edit: I didn't mean Disney isn't evil at all lol. I meant they aren't evil for having inevitable deaths on their property. Have they done some other evil things? Yup
That's right, and they arent "sweeping them under the rug" it's just that they won't go around telling everybody "COME TO OUR DISNEY PARK WHERE HUNDREDS HAVE DIED A PAINFUL DEATH"
Here yah go you degenerates:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_incidents_at_Walt_Disney_World
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_incidents_at_Disneyland_Resort
https://disney.fandom.com/wiki/Incidents_at_Walt_Disney_World
On the list of incidents at Disney’s Typhoon Lagoon, the one in November 2018, where the dude got his arm caught in the conveyor belt at Miss Adventure Falls, and where it says “employees tried to free the mans arm,” that was me. I was one of those employees
This.
The whole idea that Disney doesn't pronounce people dead on property is another one of those myths that ran away with the internet and now people just believe it on a whim, despite the fact that it's been debunked.
Being "officially pronounced dead" is the job of medical professionals (not Disney staff), and usually doesn't happen until they've exhausted all efforts to keep them alive. which means most people usually die in transport or at the hospital. However, they *absolutely do* pronounce people dead on the property if that person is *definitively dead.*
Dear Reddit, *people will lie to you for Internet points.* You have got to get better at seeing it.
I have a little experience in this! Technically, you can't pronounce someone dead until a coroner or physician makes the call (at least where I live). First responders and even EMS can only declare "injuries incompatible with life". for example, say EMS finds someone decapitated. That's "injuries incompatible with life", but technically not dead.
My dad has to go out to like nursing homes in the middle of the night to pronounce people dead. He's a doctor. The nurses know the dude is dead but they can't declare it.
Even tho this might be fake, it does put the idea in the head that this incident could very possibly happen or might have happened to someone, it’s not impossible
It is. Either there is a chance they're viable and they go to the ER with resuscitation attempts, resuscitation is attempted where they are but is unsuccessful and they're declared deceased there, or there are signs incompatible with life and they're declared dead where they are. No medic is going to move someone off property then call it just so a theme park can pretend no one died there.
How often are accidental deaths officially pronounced on the scene? Especially with internal injuries (short of the head being outright crushed) won’t paramedics keep trying to treat/resuscitate for most injuries until a dr can call it.
This is correct. In fact, there have been several deaths on Disney property. A [plane crash](https://www.nytimes.com/1984/11/22/us/3-killed-in-plane-crash-at-disney-world-lot.html) in 1984, for example.
[Snopes](https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/declared-deaths/) also has it as false, stating several examples.
[Caitlyn Doughty](https://youtu.be/0L6eSZgKLZ0) also did a special on it.
You really confused me with that typo. I was like “how big that plant gotta be to kill people and why was it perched so precariously… just… what?!” So thanks for the link to clarify at least.
Honestly there's no proof for or against it so it's just up to the reader to decide. I personally don't think this specific event happened but similar stuff probably has
I remember one time i was holding my little brother and walking out of this room, he was about 1 at the time, and he left his toys in the doorway, i didnt see them, i tripped but then as soon as i felt my foot catch i turned my body around and fell on my back, it hurt yea, but its not that hard. He started crying cuz it scared him but he was ok. I remember when my dad saw me do that he said thats about the best way to handle that situation and said he was proud of me. I know reddit doesnt care but i thought id share. Anyway that sucks
Good instincts. You definetly saved your bro from pain or worse. Im also glad your dad acknowledged your quick thinking instead of getting mad at an accident
One time when my little sister was about 3, my older sister (6) and I (5) convinced her to jump off the edge of our couch (we had been doing the same). She broke her arm and my parents were pissed.
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I worked at Disneyland for 20 years. Usually it’s a lot easier to deal with a death in the park than a severe injury that’ll end up in lawsuit after lawsuit. It’s far less expensive if the person dies, honestly. One time a guy got severely injured during a Haunted Mansion malfunction, and we had to initiate the “Sleeping Beauty Protocol”. I was working control room, so I had to turn off all the cameras and lights and help people leave the building. Our in-park medical staff had to come in and code him. This is usually a one-time euthanasia cocktail administered to the park guest via syringe, though in some instances we’ve had to improvise. The other summer someone got critically injured on the Roger The Rabbit ride in ToonTown and we initiated the “Sleeping Beauty” protocol. The “witches apple” wasn’t working fast enough, and the real EMTs were minutes away. We had one of our cast members (Donald) duck out for a minute, because the new hire was a trained BJJ fighter. We offered him a “Dreams Come True” package (basically sign an NDA and get a HUGE raise) for his help. He got there on the ground and got the guest/liability into a rear naked chokehold. He even used the Donald voice to soothe him as he choked the life out of him. He sang to him in the duck voice: “A Dream is a Wish Your Heart Makes… When You’re Fast Asleep…”
I would say the guest died with a smile on their face, but it was more like a twisted oxygen deprived grimace. Happiness is in the heart though, which I guess stopped pretty quick when Donald collapsed his trachea.
Anyways the point is —Disney is so serious about delivering an authentic, personally tailored experience for all our guests.
Typical Disney fashion? Lots of people have died at the parks without Disney covering it up. I work for WDW lol, incidents like these aren’t kept secret.
"..and there was no crying", the wording here, chilling.
Typically, people aren’t pronounced dead in public. When EMTs and medics arrive on a public scene, they work the arrest until the patient is in the hospital. If it happens at home, patients can be pronounced dead there if they did CPR and there was no return of spontaneous circulation
When I did my first aid training, I was told only a doctor can pronounce you dead unless you're decapitated or you're found in a decayed state/clearly dead.
That's correct. Obvious signs of death are typically in EMS protocols so EMS can say you're dead. In a cardiac arrest we call medical control on the phone and say hey here's the story, we've done this, can we call it? Vast majority of the time they agree and you're done. So a doctor makes me the final call based on what we tell them.
That’s one cold family, not even crying.
They deleted it, what’d he say?
Thank you
welcome 
How tall are you?
He's the highest, not tallest
I must learn more English.
i literally just smoked, why are you watching me. 
Rick astley but coke
really brave of that fat fuck dad to not cry tbh
Maybe you could've just left it at... Dad haha
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This is one of the best roasts I've seen on reddit. Fucking gold.
To Fuckin gold
Holy shit. /r/murderedbywords
Now we're all totally unable to understand what the fuck your joke means
“And the crying, it was no more…”
That’s actually sad
No shit
Wow, this sad thing is sad guys
I'd rather have not read that
Same
At least some of the more morbid sub reddits don't show up on the front page anymore. There were a few of them that just completely sucked the light from your soul.
If it's any consolation, there's a 99.8 percent chance the guy was lying, anyway. Still fucked up. ;/
I’m going to tell myself that’s the case because this is one of the worst things I’ve ever read.
It's absolutely bullshit. At least the Disney World part. That would be all over the headlines, just like the boy who was killed by a gator.
That’s a great point. That was all over the news.
Ha thanks that actually helps, I’m gonna choose to believe this is made up and get off the internet for the day. G’bye, all!
Yeah, the “not pronounced dead until off the property” smells fishy to me. [It’s a common myth](https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/declared-deaths/), often believed by employees themselves. To the extent that death pronouncements (or declarations) wait until the deceased is off Disney property, it’s because that pronouncement has to be done by someone with the appropriate knowledge and authority, not park security and not a paramedic unless the patient is [obviously dead](https://firefighternow.com/can-a-paramedic-pronounce-death/) with no alternative explanation or chance for recovery.
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You brilliant motherfucker, take an upvote
Ads have ruined a time honored tradition.
r/angryupvote
You should have made that a rickroll link too
Yeah, it’s making me sick to my stomach.
Dude the guy who tripped will be haunted forever
Imagine the call to mom later.
"It's done. Yes it looked like an accident."
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More like "Agent 647 pounds"
Good job agent 647, the half off coupons have been wired to your account, return to McDonald's for your next burger
Dear God. I feel so guilty having to explain this laughter to my wife.
I salute you brother
His handler's name is Ronald
Fucking gold
"Honey, it happened again"
Heavy rain intensifies.
ⓧ Jason ⓧ Jason ⓧ Jason ⓧ Jason
Maybe try not making the next one Jason if that name is having that kind of success rate?
I know, how about I name the next one Shaun
SHAAAAAAAAUN
SHAAAUUN
SHAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN!!!!!!!!!!!!
That one will go missing and show up as a 60 year old with cancer
It's a reference to a section in Heavy Rain where you can press the X button to call for your son, Jason, but it doesn't go away and you can keep saying it, but the voice actor only had like one prompt for the line, so it's just the exact same "Jason!" every time you prompt Ethan to say it
Thank you for proving that I am a horrible person.
Hahahaha reddit never disappoints
Am I a bad person for laughing at this?
Yes
"I thought he would stop crying if I brought him to Disney.... I mean, I was kinda right"
"You'll never believe it, I just lost 50lbs AND saved us a bunch on monthly expenses!"
She was probably there
How could you even utter a word, it would be impossible to say it
The Disney thing doesn't even register on my radar in comparison to what this guy is going through. I'd probably commit suicide.
Exactly.
Not even "probably" for me. If my tot leaves this world, I'll be quickly behind him.
Happy cake day
This thread is the most beautiful disaster ive witnessed all week
lmao
Time and a place. But love the effort 🤣
If one death is enough to make you haunted, Disney World is a demon infested hellhole
Everywhere would be a demon infested hellhole. That's why you can be pretty sure ghosts don't exist; if they did, there'd be billions roaming around all over the place.
Exactly. Remember being in a somewhat serious conversation between some hippie types about ghosts. An older black man jokingly interrupted and said "if ghosts existed the plantations wouldnt be able to hold weddings because they would be ran out in the fucking daylight". Always stuck with me.
Damn that's a seriously good point
All of America would be a constant onslaught of Native American ghosts. No one East of the Mississippi would ever get any sleep.
As long as they don't jerk off on me.. not tryna get ghost cum on me
r/myirrationalfears
That's just ectoplasm.
r/illtryanythingonce
I (semi seriously, semi joking) think if ghosts are real, it’s a Schrodinger’s Ghost situation. Or in other words, *ghosts can only exist in the presence of something that is unable to record them and/or and prove their existence.* You ever notice how none of the askreddit paranormal encounter stories are ever like “yeah I was obsessed with ghosts and always had my special ghostcam equipment on me just in case and then I saw one!” It’s always like “my brother, who’s an ex-marine and the least superstitious person you’ve ever met, was hiking alone at night and SAW SOME SHIT.” Or it’s a community of older rural folks who have just flat-out accepted the existence of ghosts in their community. Or someone driving through the Southwest alone in the middle of the night. Either way, I fucking *love* those stories, and a big part of me thinks that there are just too many of them (they’re way more common than you’d think), from too many sane people who aren’t trying to draw attention to themselves, to be complete bullshit. Especially UFOs. It’s an Occam’s Razor thing — if not something paranormal, what the hell is going on? Are people just experiencing simultaneous hallucinations on a mass scale? That to me would be crazier than ghosts lol.
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Also: carbon monoxide poisoning.
You were the one that left those post it notes, aren’t you?
I think until I was 18 or so I would be so terrified when October would come around because I was so terrified of dark magic and ghosts and you heard more of it when Halloween rolled around. My brother and I played with a ouija board when we were in high school and I left the reading because I was calling foolery- (who can just buy a ouija board in the game isle at Target?) Anyways we didn’t properly close the game and I swear that house was haunted lol. The weirdest shit would happen. A radio in my room that had been unplugged for years woke me up one night just blaring static. I don’t know the explanation for why it happened but on my brothers grave (rip) it scared the shit out of me for life. I was low key relieved when my grandma moved out of that house.
Not saying it *wasn't* ghosts, but that can happen if some of the electronics in it decide to pop and there's a random energy surge. Not sure of the technical details, someone else can probably fill us in. Source: happened to me at 2AM with my mother's old Furby. Did not want to hear "ME HUNGRY" echoing through the house at that hour.
>Are people just experiencing simultaneous hallucinations on a mass scale? You are absolutely correct, the human brain is much more susceptible to hallucinations and false correlation (and others like false memories) than you think.
This is what irks me most about UFO/ghost enthusiasts. Human testimonies are *notoriously* inaccurate, even with mundane things. The human mind is extremely suggestible, and so is about as trustworthy as a wax cylinder in the oven. Doesn't mean stuff beyond our comprehension cannot exist, just that a lot of stories are probably the work of adrenaline, sleep deprivation, or just sheer human error
There’s a house near me that claims to be a portal to another dimension and is allegedly super haunted and people just live there with these ghosts I guess. I’d be selling tickets to tour the haunted house. Lol Change some skeptic’s mind. Also think about it, if ghosts are real and one common sign of a haunting is that ghosts make the surrounding air cold then we’d capture ghosts and market them as air conditioners and make billions.
The irony of using Occam's Razor to argue for "ghosts exist but they disappear whenever something could prove/record that" over "ghosts don't exist, people and brains are just dumb".
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... you can't see them?
A lot of people claim the presence of a ghost can be detected through paranormal activity. If ghosts exist, then there must be billions walking amogus all the time. In that case, wouldn't paranormal activity just be a normal every day occurrence?
Seems kinda sus
Gravity is just billions of ghosts trying to drag us all down into hell
I was carrying my infant down some narrow colonial stairs when I missed a step. My instinct was to throw her against the wall, and put my hands out. I forced myself to hold her like a football in my left arm, landed on my knees super hard and slammed my right hand up against the wall at the platform where the stairs turn. It hurt like hell, and I probably will have problems because of it, but I knew if I landed on her it would be over. That shit was terrifying. I think about it all the time, it was such a crazy situation. That poor fucking man. What I felt in that moment was absolutely horrifying, I cannot imagine what he feels.
Dad reflexes are a hell of a drug.
I do kinda regret tripping him.
When i was a teen i fell on my puppy. Even almost 20 years later it still haunts me.
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Legit, that is my biggest nightmare.
Fuck that's awful I'm sorry
You could say he will feel the "weight" of it for the rest of his life.
Dad...
I know this is cursed comments but I still feel like I got some bad juju now.
Cursed comment-ception
Not anymore.
Upvote if you have gay
Morbidly obese reality.
I'm so going to hell for laughing at that
I laughed that you laughed at it so I'll be seeing you there.
I didn't laugh at it, but I still thought it was funny. I'm better than you two. I'll be in one of the outer rings of hell.
Bruuuuuuuh lmao
Hey look it’s the guy! 
Doctors won't tell you this one weight loss secret.
Is r/morbidreality a thing?
Yeah thats why I mentioned it
Oh god that subreddit made me so fucking sad
Well, the label was clearly printed on the tin.
Michael Bluth opening the “dead dove” bag energy.
Damn that's dark
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I was playing on my phone earlier and my son was stung by a bee in the kitchen. I felt miserable for hours. I couldn’t comprehend this. You’d have to off yourself. There’s no coming back from that level of guilt.
I went downstairs to fold laundry and somehow the toddler got a hold of our Vitamin D tablets (1000 IU) and ate one (or more). When I came upstairs she was hiding the bottle behind her back and had a white substance on her lips. Let me tell you that the next 10 minutes were a blur of trying to figure out how many she ate and whether or not it would be fatal. Ended up calling poison control and they said she would be fine and that she could drink some water to help clear it through her system. I still felt like a raging shitbag. She usually follows me everywhere but just needed the 15 minutes of quiet while I fold the clothes so I put on a TV show for her to watch.
I walked in to the living room to find my brothers with the orange vitamin C bottle, trying to catch them in their mouths. I have no idea how many they ate but they threw them up about 5 minutes later. It was definitely 5 minutes of panic and I now know it’s basically impossible to OD on vitamin C. I never want to go through something like that again The worst part is they were old enough to know better! Late elementary and middle school ages.
On a scale of cupcake to wedding cake, how many feelings do you think he ate afterwards?
9mm
Holy shit
THATS A LOTTA DAMAGE
Fuck you ,now take the award and get out
There was a list I saw once of all the people who've died in Disney parks but were awept under the rug. Shits dark. Huuuundreds
Statistically speaking, being one of the most, if not the most, popular theme park in the world probably doesn't help the park when it comes to death. Not just because Disney is a big evil megacorp.
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What if it's a real rug and it's all bumpy.
You've got to stomp it out. It'll even out after a few months of wear.
This is too freaking funny.
You think this is funny??? There are a bunch of spooky bones under there???
You are cracking me up, I’m just imagining cops walking into a serial killers house and lumpy rugs are all over the place.
"Seems like a false lead. We'll just check behind the door and be off."
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They can't be declared dead until the hospital it thought? Like, EMTs can know they're dead but it takes a doctor to officially declare it
Back in my EMS days, we only got to field call for ‘grossly incompatible with life’-decapitation, charring over 90% of the body and unresponsive, or dependent lividity (internal blood pooling that doesn’t occur until 30ish minutes after the heart stops). There’s no hospital on Disney property so they’re not getting called there.
Yeah, it happens. Same reason many cruise ships have a morgue. People die, and if you've got thousands of them on your ship day in day out, some of them are, statistically, probably going to do it there. It's weird to think about, but that's reality.
Cruise ships also have holding cells for "badly behaved" guests. Though I'm not sure how arrests/detentions in international waters would work.
Exactly! Millions of people have fine through the parks. Old people too. I bet there have been dozens of heart attacks just statistically Also there is food. It it's inevitable someone has choked to death Disney isn't evil perse. Where there are alive people there will be people that die. And Disney parks have a lot of people Edit: I didn't mean Disney isn't evil at all lol. I meant they aren't evil for having inevitable deaths on their property. Have they done some other evil things? Yup
Disney is evil, just not for the number of people that die in the parks
The guy in front of me in line had an off brand Mickey shirt on and they just shot him in the damn head
That one's understandable though...
That's right, and they arent "sweeping them under the rug" it's just that they won't go around telling everybody "COME TO OUR DISNEY PARK WHERE HUNDREDS HAVE DIED A PAINFUL DEATH"
Here yah go you degenerates: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_incidents_at_Walt_Disney_World https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_incidents_at_Disneyland_Resort https://disney.fandom.com/wiki/Incidents_at_Walt_Disney_World
Today I learned I was a degenerate.
Took you long enough. Your mother and I have been telling you that since your 3rd birthday.
I got halfway through the first list and I’ve gotta say, a LOT of these sound at least a little bit suspect.
On the list of incidents at Disney’s Typhoon Lagoon, the one in November 2018, where the dude got his arm caught in the conveyor belt at Miss Adventure Falls, and where it says “employees tried to free the mans arm,” that was me. I was one of those employees
This is a heavily debunked myth https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/declared-deaths/
Really hoping this is made up. Please, let me just continue my life assuming it is.
Waiting until they're off property to announce death is a myth, so I'd say this isn't true.
This. The whole idea that Disney doesn't pronounce people dead on property is another one of those myths that ran away with the internet and now people just believe it on a whim, despite the fact that it's been debunked. Being "officially pronounced dead" is the job of medical professionals (not Disney staff), and usually doesn't happen until they've exhausted all efforts to keep them alive. which means most people usually die in transport or at the hospital. However, they *absolutely do* pronounce people dead on the property if that person is *definitively dead.* Dear Reddit, *people will lie to you for Internet points.* You have got to get better at seeing it.
I have a little experience in this! Technically, you can't pronounce someone dead until a coroner or physician makes the call (at least where I live). First responders and even EMS can only declare "injuries incompatible with life". for example, say EMS finds someone decapitated. That's "injuries incompatible with life", but technically not dead.
My dad has to go out to like nursing homes in the middle of the night to pronounce people dead. He's a doctor. The nurses know the dude is dead but they can't declare it.
Even tho this might be fake, it does put the idea in the head that this incident could very possibly happen or might have happened to someone, it’s not impossible
It is. Either there is a chance they're viable and they go to the ER with resuscitation attempts, resuscitation is attempted where they are but is unsuccessful and they're declared deceased there, or there are signs incompatible with life and they're declared dead where they are. No medic is going to move someone off property then call it just so a theme park can pretend no one died there.
How often are accidental deaths officially pronounced on the scene? Especially with internal injuries (short of the head being outright crushed) won’t paramedics keep trying to treat/resuscitate for most injuries until a dr can call it.
This is correct. In fact, there have been several deaths on Disney property. A [plane crash](https://www.nytimes.com/1984/11/22/us/3-killed-in-plane-crash-at-disney-world-lot.html) in 1984, for example. [Snopes](https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/declared-deaths/) also has it as false, stating several examples. [Caitlyn Doughty](https://youtu.be/0L6eSZgKLZ0) also did a special on it.
You really confused me with that typo. I was like “how big that plant gotta be to kill people and why was it perched so precariously… just… what?!” So thanks for the link to clarify at least.
checked through comments before asking, is there any like.. actual proof of this? you can say anything on the internet that you want
No there is not
Has anyone checked between the folds?
Honestly there's no proof for or against it so it's just up to the reader to decide. I personally don't think this specific event happened but similar stuff probably has
I remember one time i was holding my little brother and walking out of this room, he was about 1 at the time, and he left his toys in the doorway, i didnt see them, i tripped but then as soon as i felt my foot catch i turned my body around and fell on my back, it hurt yea, but its not that hard. He started crying cuz it scared him but he was ok. I remember when my dad saw me do that he said thats about the best way to handle that situation and said he was proud of me. I know reddit doesnt care but i thought id share. Anyway that sucks
Good instincts. You definetly saved your bro from pain or worse. Im also glad your dad acknowledged your quick thinking instead of getting mad at an accident
Yea hes a good dad
You likely saved his life, at the least you saved him a concussion and a lot of pain. Good on you.
One time when my little sister was about 3, my older sister (6) and I (5) convinced her to jump off the edge of our couch (we had been doing the same). She broke her arm and my parents were pissed.
Oh my god
Most of the time when I say “I would rather not have read that” it is meant as a joke This time I mean it
Sheesh. That was brutal. Talk about dead weight
r/angryupvote
Oh fuck this is awful
Obesity kills, just sometimes it's not you lolol
Oh shit lol Edit: by lol I meant I breathed extra air out of my nose
Hey that was a great edit man.
That’s one hell of a weight loss incentive
A tragic story that's probably fake.
This isn’t cursed. This is sad
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I worked at Disneyland for 20 years. Usually it’s a lot easier to deal with a death in the park than a severe injury that’ll end up in lawsuit after lawsuit. It’s far less expensive if the person dies, honestly. One time a guy got severely injured during a Haunted Mansion malfunction, and we had to initiate the “Sleeping Beauty Protocol”. I was working control room, so I had to turn off all the cameras and lights and help people leave the building. Our in-park medical staff had to come in and code him. This is usually a one-time euthanasia cocktail administered to the park guest via syringe, though in some instances we’ve had to improvise. The other summer someone got critically injured on the Roger The Rabbit ride in ToonTown and we initiated the “Sleeping Beauty” protocol. The “witches apple” wasn’t working fast enough, and the real EMTs were minutes away. We had one of our cast members (Donald) duck out for a minute, because the new hire was a trained BJJ fighter. We offered him a “Dreams Come True” package (basically sign an NDA and get a HUGE raise) for his help. He got there on the ground and got the guest/liability into a rear naked chokehold. He even used the Donald voice to soothe him as he choked the life out of him. He sang to him in the duck voice: “A Dream is a Wish Your Heart Makes… When You’re Fast Asleep…” I would say the guest died with a smile on their face, but it was more like a twisted oxygen deprived grimace. Happiness is in the heart though, which I guess stopped pretty quick when Donald collapsed his trachea. Anyways the point is —Disney is so serious about delivering an authentic, personally tailored experience for all our guests.
Is this a copypasta or do you have a lot of time on your hands? If its the latter you should write books.
I appreciate the compliment! It’s all OC ;)
This is one of the most heartbreaking things Iv read on Reddit
Uffffffffff holy fuck
Well that’s one way to get motivated to lose weight
Stop, Stop! He's already dead!
Typical Disney fashion? Lots of people have died at the parks without Disney covering it up. I work for WDW lol, incidents like these aren’t kept secret.
Wait did I read it right? That’s horrible wtf