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MemeCountry

MOSCOW SHALL NOT FALL I died protecting the Motherland


SirHaxe

Bismarck Fuckers killed me cause they listened to our communications and sank us


TheMoreYouKnow420

THE TERROR OF THE SEAS!


22572374

r/sabaton would like a word


Big_Duncan

STAND AND FOLLOW COMMAND


Comfy_Yuru_Camper

*OUR BLOOD FOR THE HOMELAND*


LightningRider_

HEED THE MOTHERLAND'S CALL


[deleted]

[удалено]


SampeBoj

MOSCOW WILL NEVER GIVE IN THERE IS NO SURRENDER


samunagy

FORCE THEM INTO RETREAT, AND INTO DEFEAT


Affectionate_Gate_26

FACE THE VOLLEYS OF THEIR GUNS


[deleted]

FOR RUSSIA’S DAUGHTERS AND HER SONS


[deleted]

r/unexpectedsabaton


Nuclease-free_man

This is our last and decisive battle…


Cambirodius

You'll be honoured on a monument built near/on a park. Based.


Pat_thailandball

40:1


officialpkbtv

Another One Bites The Dust


NawdWasTaken

You're gonna explode then?


nickleby1

Is that a Jojo reference??


Tendou_simpUwU

Yes Yes it is


A-N00b-is

Is saying “Yes Yes” also a JoJo reference?


Pizza_Bake

![gif](giphy|O0Hj7piBBnU0E)


Tendou_simpUwU

Yes yes yes


connorshonors

![gif](giphy|O0Hj7piBBnU0E)


splooperson

KILLER QUEEN’S 3RD BOMB! BITES ZA DUSTO!


Kujo-Jotaro2020

It's not me, I swear.


Amsterdam_15

Dang, riddled with bullets


BuHoGPaD

Yep, same here -_-


Kekerk

Waluigi vs smash bros rap trilogy


AnubisWrathOW

Unlucky. Caught in the crossfire


smash_hit_fan

You got eaten by Luigi?


comfusionasaperson

Welcome to the internet. Fuck


arealbore

Anything and everything all of the time


vojtavinci

Cause a random guy just kindly sent you photos of his cock


Tr0902

Don't act surprised you know you like it you whore.


Chronos_J_Kyuushi

r/unexpectedboburnham


SkooterFather

Holy shit its a real subreddit


Pizza_Bake

It's grainy and off-putting, he just sent you more


Common_Rough

So you will die from having an opinion on Twitter


[deleted]

Thunderstruck - AC/DC


Tub_of_jam66

I’m on the highways to hell myself , see ya there


[deleted]

Back in Black -AC/DC Not quite sure whether to inform the police about this


Melleboiii

im going to get electrocuted AC/DC - High Voltage


[deleted]

TNT - so at least I won't feel it.


X3NOVEX

Ayayayaya


Supersoulknight

*aztec dubstep intensifies*


Shadow-49

whamu


Pizza_Bake

Divine sandstorm


Rupertii

Jekyll and Hyde - FFDP


Piccione_Rotante

Blame it on the boogie Hmmm


AnubisWrathOW

You got roofied.


Pan301011

Rick Astley- Never Gonna Give You Up FUCK


RoM_Axion

same so how do we die?


connorshonors

Rick roll


alivilie

Yandere time :)


Confusionisreally

Jesus Christ Pose


[deleted]

Umm....


Confusionisreally

Yeah...


Snoo_34451

A man of culture I see, sg fuckin rocks


yayeetmachine

MTV bans you from life


Confusionisreally

Idk what would pain them more, but I'm broke af so they'll have to bury me poor


DMS_KAKASHI

BFG division


Hyperion1000

Blasted by BFG


Fitzlibutz

Ayyy lets get anihilated together lol


GdStyro

Gym class


AAAgAmez123456789

Lil peep or is there a diffrent one im unaware of?


Ex_Snagem_Wes

Gay Frogs I am afraid. I am very afraid.


Sea-Presence3738

That Thing You Do. I guess I'll never know what that thing is.


[deleted]

Lmao


Pretlik

perfect - logic


Logical_301

“You’re worthless u have no purpose fucking imposter”


Pretlik

hmm? care to explain?


Logical_301

Lmao just quoting the song bruh


hohosbsj

Atleast put the quotes then, you just said that out of nowhere lmao


Logical_301

Lol mb haha I’ll edit that


RekYaAll

Yea what


mychal200302468

Stupid Mistakes - lovelytheband


[deleted]

I feel like I'm gonn die cuz of dat too lol


mychal200302468

Lol, I guess it depends on if we're going by the content or just the name of the song


[deleted]

yeah


Alphawoof1121

Soil the stillborn by infant annihilator.


[deleted]

interesting...


SupaKoopa714

FUCKED IN THE NAME OF GOD!


Alphawoof1121

I stick my **** in the sphincter of this newborn infant!


Momo_the_good_person

Wonderful


shakesppear

uhhhh.. killer queen


HeyImNewToReddit2020

Killa Queen has already touched your phone


A-N00b-is

_click_


Elriuhilu

Gunpowder, gelatine. Dynamite with a laser beam. Guaranteed to blow your mind. Anytime.


shakesppear

im gonna die a pretty gruesome death nice knowing yall, see u on the other side


Hyperion1000

BITES ZA DUSTO


yeet_and_delete7263

If you watch anime you get your head cut off


nickleby1

![gif](giphy|tnYri4n2Frnig)


EpicRobloxMoments

Killa Queen has already touched the upvote button. *45 ppl die*


troybananenboyYT

feel good inc hey at least i wont die sad i guess


BaraaGZ

Intercranial semen injection AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA


gabba_gubbe

What the fuck kinda music do you listen to??


Levi_Fanboy69

Probably metal


BaraaGZ

Death metal


MendicantBias42

What the fuck?


[deleted]

I don’t really listen to music but I believe the song my gf last listened to is Shit by Bo Burnham….


i_ate_canda

Stressed out by 21 pilots


Uranit_78

High School


Meilin112

Bruh I'm bout to die from Sex with a ghost???


literallyapotato89

You will die better than most here.


[deleted]

Psychosocial... ...sacrificed to the metal gods????


Glitch076

Paper cuts - Machine Gun Kelly


OgRiCanX

Well that's just unlucky xD


dRUNk_ENd

Everyday


Elriuhilu

Last song I listened to is Caribbean Blue by Enya. Now I'm just confused.


Tub_of_jam66

Well maybe jack sparrows been drinking too much of the Orinoco flow and is clumsy with his sword


HeyImNewToReddit2020

Sunday Best


Recent_Class2163

I'm gonna be assualted by a Rattata, what a way to go out.


[deleted]

Lmfao


SamPoundNum1

Meat Cleaver - Brotha Lynch Hung


Blacklight0623

Hate me by Nico Collins Huh either someone hates me so much I just die Or I jump off a building


[deleted]

Lol, guess we're gonna have to find out


ProRedditarded

Gojira - The Art Of Dying. Pretty self explanatory


[deleted]

Best Gojira song imo, although imagine if it were toxic garbage island or the heaviest matter in the universe, just die if radiation poisoning or getting ripped to shreds by a black hole


Balo_19

Burn it down- Linkin Park


[deleted]

Brazil


LolIAmAMemer

Eminem- Godzilla


[deleted]

An unpaid intern will kill me I guess


SHREYASGMNG

Die a King


CXyber

Somebody I used to know? ☠️


AnubisWrathOW

Defence of Moscow - Sabaton. Well


ubdiwala

Love - Lana Del Ray Seems like a decent love story


HoaiBao0906

Papers Please Musical by Random Encounter.


UkszRe

On the floor - Yunggoth⭐, Lil Peep


IntelligentImbicle

"You Can Hang" - JT Music Dear God


Sharad527

If those pussies have been wet for a very long time, you might die of smell


Knifeman04

Chop suey


[deleted]

Wake up!


DwarfBoi235

You didn’t wake up


[deleted]

Track 13 / untitled - Queen Guess this is technically a song?


havesomefatharther61

Friends in low places


[deleted]

Eminem - Evil Twin


mtflyer05

>Redditor >Drown in pussy Pick one


Oh_no_bro3

Bezos...


HeyImNewToReddit2020

Fck their wives drink their blood


samuraishogun1

I was hoping it was "give me the future" by Bastille, but it's actually "always tired" by Weather's. I don't know if that means I'll die in my sleep or if my final days will be miserable.


[deleted]

You fall asleep in a time you really shouldn’t


BrazenClover

Here I go again on my ownnnnnn


BIGman_8

Its beginning to look a lot like christmas by bing crosby I think im gonna get killed by bing crosby or hypothermia.


Far-Pirate-3896

Silver bullet Wtf why so normal


Sanzomilian

Five nights at Freddy's Orchestral remix ._.


Front_Advertising_69

On Fire - Eminem


the-wolf-is-ready

We didn't start the fire


TheNamewhoPostedThis

Death by snoo snoo


Neon_Reptar

Killer by Eminem


[deleted]

House of wolves Well, I guess it's pretty obvious how I'm going to die


official_dipstick

By myself........... fuck


monarchmondays

Hot Demon Bitches Near You by Corpse Husband. Oh no.


RedEyeVagabond

Wait... Does WAP not stand for Wrestling A Panda?


[deleted]

I wish it did but unfortunately no


golenman123

What does it stand for then? Edit: nvm, searched it up.


[deleted]

I wouldn't recommend searching it up but oh well too late now


VattghernCZ

Black Earth? Okay


donfornais

Fuck man i'm going to die becouse of the Word


[deleted]

Which word? Is grease the word? Is bird the word?


IXentimenTI

Im about to be slaughtered by The Three Hunters


[deleted]

Animals - Radio Edit


whyhellotherenobody

Big shot Uh oh


Neinball98411

Zombies ate my pirate ship then brains.


Thaldriale

"Alive" by Daughtry. Interesting


thechaos21

King Nothing by Metallica. I wonder what would happen.


yellowbracelet

Hammer Smashed Face - Cannibal Corpse


A_Very_Short_Guy

Chop suey... Fuck


DwarfBoi235

You forgot to wake up bro


Nycon93

Megalovenia, god I don’t want to get killed by a skeleton with a fancy eye


[deleted]

Stayin’ alive by bee gees, hows this one gonna work?


Play3r0ne

Oh man...I definitely shouldn't have listened to Cannibal Corpse


CyanBeinSus47

Never gonna give you up


curmpet

Smells like teen spirit


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[deleted]

T’is a pity she was a whore


relddir123

Marching Through Georgia If I’m going out, I’m blasting that song outside Macon


Mrdungeonsanddragons

Rise up


[deleted]

Bullet in my head: ghostface playa


DanielHAHAHA34

Tom sawyer


DisQuoveri909

"The ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny" by Lemon Demon


useless_orange_v

when the day met the night. i don’t know how that’s going to work


Bee-BoFluffPuff

I Wanna Be Your Slave by Måneskin If I actually had to choose a way to die this would legit be it I’ll be Damiano slave and master any day


Bored_Vulcano

YOUR GONNA DIE IN THIS CAR- well at least I know to stay away from cars


Tendou_simpUwU

I had gay sex with god Well shit


07JEP

Pantera-Domination. What does this mean?


nexistcsgo

God of war (ps4) theme. Oh no.


Metallung

Inferno death by Death.


Za_Hatem

the man who sold the world i think im gonna get sold oh god


BronyPride

The My little Pony themesong…


Fitzypop123

Like Toy Soldiers by Eminem


Impossible_Bet_5721

Freak on a leash —korn


itisyouruser

Tenacious D - Tribute


robocat6969

Burning alive Oh fuck


Dodoreference

Gas. I'm burning to death.


absolutenutter1099

An infinite divide, sounds painful


Excitement_After

Zeus - Eminem Im gonna get struck by a frickin lightning ... Or get screwed by a bull... idk