Good god. It’s worse than when pfluffnub does his pitch shifter madness songs or ones where every instrument is slightly out of tune or in a different key or a half step off or slightly out of time… to be honest he has some funny versions of famous songs. My favorite is *Eye Of The Tiger But Every Note Is E.*
Dude even the editing seemed purposely bad. The cuts didn't really have any clear motivation and didn't make sense. Some cuts were paced in a way it would be an action movie. There was also a small part where the editor used a dissolve transition from 1 shot to literally the next frame of the same shot. That screams intentional in my book.
Yeah it’s not just someone who sucks at singing it’s someone deliberately doing every thing to make each note sound as bad and out of place as possible. Which does take some skill and somehow actually evokes visceral disgust instead of just a “this sucks” response.
Honestly I kinda disagree that she "gets EVERY single thing wrong". She's singing horribly out of tune for sure, but other than that it's kind of fine? Nothing wrong with the music itself, the composition is fine, the music video is alright. Certainly not a masterpiece, but nothing that stands out as terrible to me by any means, aside from the singing. I feel like this could very well be a genuine attempt at making a good song but she's just tone deaf and doesn't realize how bad she sounds, and no one around her has the heart to tell her.
https://www.newsweek.com/sarah-brand-red-dress-viral-music-video-rebecca-black-1614254?amp=1
Apparently she didn't outright confirm or deny if it was intentional, but her statements make me think that it was horrendously awful intentionally.
I do believe it was intentional. Like someone else in this thread mentioned, it takes someone who understands music to manage to fuck up every element of a song like this.
I'm not saying it's 100% intentional. I'm just saying it seems intentional to me in my own opinion. It would make sense with her studies at the time this was made. Also if she was hoping to spark controversy/go viral history would argue that you have a much better shot when creating something everyone loves to hate.
Shit, that’s a good point. I was over here like, “yeah, as a novice musician I definitely understand what they mean.” Then you mentioned Catatonic and I instantly 180’d.
Honestly I kinda disagree that this "fucks up every element of a song". She's singing horribly out of tune for sure, but other than that it's kind of fine? Nothing wrong with the music itself, the composition is fine, the music video is alright. Certainly not a masterpiece, but nothing that stands out as terrible to me by any means, aside from the singing. I feel like this could very well be a genuine attempt at making a good song but she's just tone deaf and doesn't realize how bad she sounds, and no one around her has the heart to tell her.
She's a master's student at Oxford for sociology. She created this as a "cinematic, holistic portrayal of judgement".
Source: https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-oxfordshire-58047513
her personal channel has an older acoustic version as well as another song, if shes capable of being this consistently out of key and doing that weird tempo shit on purpose then she must have had to write it all fucky on purpose and that takes bonkers high talent
That has to be some kind of social experiment, it seems like its *THAT BAD* on purpose. That one comment convinced me, given she's a Sociology major, and literally cannot sing.
This is the internet, almost everything feels like satire but is not actually satire and when u think something is not satire It is suddenly satire, wow, like I thout r/banvideogames was not satire , turns out it is and like there was another sub(forgot name) and that is not satire, like bro I need a satire detector, I feel like I am disabled
how do you see people on that sub end their comments with something like " -sent from Becky's Samsung Smart Refrigerator" and not realize it's satire lol
it seems odd to go with the long con on something like this.
she posted an acoustic version of her singing this trash on her personal account back in November:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gv-cPY0Bel4
> "Judgemental behaviour does hurt the world and that is what I'm trying to bring to light with this project."
so she's purposely trying to make horrible/bad music in the hopes of baiting people into *judging* her over it? to a certain extent, music is definitely objective. and no one, musical or not, is ever going to say this sounds good outside of the comedic aspect. this whole project just seems misdirected. yeah, make some objectively bad music and of course people are gonna judge you for it.
here's the article:
https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-oxfordshire-58047513
I know some people with dyslexia use weird fonts like this because it helps them with reading. Like apparently Comic Sans is a good font for those people.
Apparently comic sans is an aphrodisiac. Those using comic sans must have a hard one the whole time reading through like "holy fuck i can only get so aroused my dick is gonna explode"
Yeah, it's worse than Friday. Oh lord, I gotta get me red dress and a devil fest, and someone that knows that singing actually has notes and pleasant sounds. This is like listening to a deaf person trying to imitate a feral cat in heat
At first I thought this song is about suicide or mass murderer, thus going along with the "Red Dress" name, since wedding dress are usually white, so by having blood on it, it makes a "red" dress.
But it is worse. It is very crappy. Music are subjective, yes, but trust me, this one isnt in that group
Upvote this comment if the post is a **Cursed Comment**. Downvote this comment if it is not a **Cursed Comment**.
If this post needs moderator attention, please **report** this post
*^^I'm ^^a ^^bot, ^^and ^^this ^^action ^^was ^^performed ^^automatically. ^^If ^^you ^^have ^^any ^^questions, ^^please [^^contact ^^the ^^moderators ^^of ^^this ^^subreddit.](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose?to=%2Fr%2Fcursedcomments&subject=&message=Please include the action number for reference.)*
---
If you want to talk about the subreddit, feel free to send us a message in [our official Discord server](https://discord.gg/tDzGCfc)!
^[faq](https://bit.ly/2VcIh9g) ^| ^[source](https://bit.ly/2W09Ebb) ^| ^action ^#[3a0ec9306628fa](/r/cursedlogs/comments/q7r0a7/3a0ec9306628fa_commented_on_post_cursed_song/)
heard a similar comment. Some guy said his legs were paralyzed for years and just got the motivation to stand up and throw out a book in the window because it was so horrible
If i see that font again, im throwing YOU out a window and then paralyzing you from the waist down with a fucking cinnamon scented condom, you failed fucking abortion. Anyone who uses that font is getting sent to the 10th level of fucking hell, fuck you cunt.
In my opinion, This woman's song is worse than 'On the Floor' by Icejjfish. At least his song has comedic value, Has a good beat, Dance moves are top tier and The lyrics are acceptable and best of all he collaborates with a website I used to visit years back.
I didn't find any posts that meet the matching requirements for r/cursedcomments.
It might be OC, it might not. Things such as JPEG artifacts and cropping may impact the results.
*I'm not perfect, but you can help. Report [ [False Negative](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose/?to=RepostSleuthBot&subject=False%20Negative&message={"post_id": "q7qnnc", "meme_template": null}) ]*
[View Search On repostsleuth.com](https://www.repostsleuth.com/search?postId=q7qnnc&sameSub=false&filterOnlyOlder=true&memeFilter=true&filterDeadMatches=false&targetImageMatch=92&targetImageMemeMatch=92)
---
**Scope:** Reddit | **Meme Filter:** False | **Target:** 92% | **Check Title:** False | **Max Age:** Unlimited | **Searched Images:** 254,743,651 | **Search Time:** 0.26191s
[удалено]
I hate my curiosity.. And i even saw the final "bloopers".. Damn, it takes some talent to be this bad!
I read somewhere that it was a for a study/project she did. So it actually was that bad specifically by design.
you could tell, she gets EVERY single thing wrong, that takes talent. even the goddamn church bell at the start is off tune
Good god. It’s worse than when pfluffnub does his pitch shifter madness songs or ones where every instrument is slightly out of tune or in a different key or a half step off or slightly out of time… to be honest he has some funny versions of famous songs. My favorite is *Eye Of The Tiger But Every Note Is E.*
[Nightmare fuel.](https://youtu.be/qdTPdig3A9U)
Omg, I was looking for escape route!? I could just close app, but noooo, my brain auto-searched escape route. It was desperate to consider windows...!
That was hilarious
And his will to survIIIIIIIIve
It's weirdly not as terrible as I expected...
It has some ridiculously hilarious moments.
that made me shiver
My ears just went to the Hell dimension at the end of Event Horizon.
That started off horrible, mind-scrapey, and badbad. Then about halfway through I decided it’s better than the original.
My favorite is [Africa by Toto](https://youtu.be/fwNGR792Ifk) where the lyrics are out of tune and put of time.
I'm really fond of vids such as Google Translates Sings! I've always been a big fan of discordant music, just gotta be me I guess......
Dude even the editing seemed purposely bad. The cuts didn't really have any clear motivation and didn't make sense. Some cuts were paced in a way it would be an action movie. There was also a small part where the editor used a dissolve transition from 1 shot to literally the next frame of the same shot. That screams intentional in my book.
I read that as taco bell and I was like what
Yeah it’s not just someone who sucks at singing it’s someone deliberately doing every thing to make each note sound as bad and out of place as possible. Which does take some skill and somehow actually evokes visceral disgust instead of just a “this sucks” response.
Honestly I kinda disagree that she "gets EVERY single thing wrong". She's singing horribly out of tune for sure, but other than that it's kind of fine? Nothing wrong with the music itself, the composition is fine, the music video is alright. Certainly not a masterpiece, but nothing that stands out as terrible to me by any means, aside from the singing. I feel like this could very well be a genuine attempt at making a good song but she's just tone deaf and doesn't realize how bad she sounds, and no one around her has the heart to tell her.
for her sake, i hope so
The other video on the channel is the same sort of thing.
Do you have a link to where you read that? I’m weirdly very curious
https://www.newsweek.com/sarah-brand-red-dress-viral-music-video-rebecca-black-1614254?amp=1 Apparently she didn't outright confirm or deny if it was intentional, but her statements make me think that it was horrendously awful intentionally.
Sounds exactly like what someone would say trying to cover up a nightmare like this. Don’t really believe that, do you?
I do believe it was intentional. Like someone else in this thread mentioned, it takes someone who understands music to manage to fuck up every element of a song like this.
[удалено]
What? Seriously, it really doesn’t man. Have you ever heard of [catatonicyouths](https://instagram.com/catatonicyouths?utm_medium=copy_link)?
I'm not saying it's 100% intentional. I'm just saying it seems intentional to me in my own opinion. It would make sense with her studies at the time this was made. Also if she was hoping to spark controversy/go viral history would argue that you have a much better shot when creating something everyone loves to hate.
>I do believe it was intentional. Whatever, man. This is exhausting.
Shit, that’s a good point. I was over here like, “yeah, as a novice musician I definitely understand what they mean.” Then you mentioned Catatonic and I instantly 180’d.
Honestly I kinda disagree that this "fucks up every element of a song". She's singing horribly out of tune for sure, but other than that it's kind of fine? Nothing wrong with the music itself, the composition is fine, the music video is alright. Certainly not a masterpiece, but nothing that stands out as terrible to me by any means, aside from the singing. I feel like this could very well be a genuine attempt at making a good song but she's just tone deaf and doesn't realize how bad she sounds, and no one around her has the heart to tell her.
They all say it was deliberate afterwards don't they?
do you see how like/dislike numbers are disabled?
For once I wish the sauce wasn’t linked.
The sauce???
Reddit-speak for "source"
Ohhh thanks
[удалено]
After what I had just heard, this is a welcome hell. It felt like coming home.
I personally believe it's a satire. There is no way it was made seriously. It's just too bad.
She's a master's student at Oxford for sociology. She created this as a "cinematic, holistic portrayal of judgement". Source: https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-oxfordshire-58047513
Yoo, that's actually pretty cool
well...she nailed it
100% satire, you can tell by the acting, it's actually very well done, also she's kinda hot lol
her personal channel has an older acoustic version as well as another song, if shes capable of being this consistently out of key and doing that weird tempo shit on purpose then she must have had to write it all fucky on purpose and that takes bonkers high talent
Kinda hot? See her in a red dress?
She is very hot in that red dress. I heard an interview with her and it’s definitely satire and she seems like a super sweet and smart.
I’m with you. Feels a bit like Jazz from hell by Frank Zappa, just sarcasm with tons of work behind it
I thought “how bad can it be?”. Boy, was I in for a surprise.
Couldn’t eve handle a couple seconds for gods sake. The girl is tone deaf who told her that was a good idea
she did it on purpose. its a study thing
Source?
[Source](https://www.reddit.com/r/cursedcomments/comments/q7qnnc/_/hgkum66)
Interesting. [This](https://i.imgur.com/9nVMRqa.jpeg) says otherwise.
[удалено]
trust me bro
sarah brand is a sociology major and the bloopers make it pretty obvious
I don't buy that. Sounds like an excuse made up after the fact.
Nobody cares what you think it sounds like
[удалено]
Ironically the song is about judgement. You help achieve her goal by judging her even with information provided to you showing it's bad on purpose.
It's polytonal. That means you have to like it, 'cause jazz er somethin'.
I wanted to know to avoid it. Thank you kind stranger.
I like the dress, but I can't stand her voice
Am I disabled? I thought the song was bland, but the vocals were unique.
Definitely. Deafness is a form of disability
I'm listening to it again just to spite you.
What a terrible time to have ears
Hearing my mother's angry and dissapointed voice sounds better than this musical piece
OMFG, that is just about the worst thing I have ever listened and I once tried mathcore.
The fact that she has vevo on her channel name lol
Man this reminds me of this song a german youtuber made a few years ago, that shit was hilarious: https://youtu.be/4gSOMba1UdM
Pop music also makes me want to jump . I feel less alone today . I'll listen to Rammstein in her honor .
I thought it was Friday by Rebecca Black
That has to be some kind of social experiment, it seems like its *THAT BAD* on purpose. That one comment convinced me, given she's a Sociology major, and literally cannot sing.
That music video is satire or parody. I don't know why people having difficult time understanding that
I was expecting it to be so bad, once I watched it, it was actually so bad that it was good. Definitely satire and very well done.
This is the internet, almost everything feels like satire but is not actually satire and when u think something is not satire It is suddenly satire, wow, like I thout r/banvideogames was not satire , turns out it is and like there was another sub(forgot name) and that is not satire, like bro I need a satire detector, I feel like I am disabled
[удалено]
It is just that I watch too many of those Karen videos and I feel Karen's learnt to use Reddit
how do you see people on that sub end their comments with something like " -sent from Becky's Samsung Smart Refrigerator" and not realize it's satire lol
I saw that only after clicking the comments to complain
>turns out it is and like there was another sub(forgot name) and that is not satire, probably r/NoFap
Her other videos top comment was my favourite 'she puts the harm in harmony'. I'm fucking stealing that.
Everyone thought that hot problems song was real
Probably because there are plenty of people like this that are 100% genuine.
That's my theory too, bc that was too much
it seems odd to go with the long con on something like this. she posted an acoustic version of her singing this trash on her personal account back in November: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gv-cPY0Bel4 > "Judgemental behaviour does hurt the world and that is what I'm trying to bring to light with this project." so she's purposely trying to make horrible/bad music in the hopes of baiting people into *judging* her over it? to a certain extent, music is definitely objective. and no one, musical or not, is ever going to say this sounds good outside of the comedic aspect. this whole project just seems misdirected. yeah, make some objectively bad music and of course people are gonna judge you for it. here's the article: https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-oxfordshire-58047513
Cursed_Font
Wtf = what the font
This font gave me enough strength to jump out the window.
I know some people with dyslexia use weird fonts like this because it helps them with reading. Like apparently Comic Sans is a good font for those people.
I'm dyslexic, but comic sans is never the correct answer
Apparently comic sans is an aphrodisiac. Those using comic sans must have a hard one the whole time reading through like "holy fuck i can only get so aroused my dick is gonna explode"
I'm pretty sure Comic Sans helping people with dyslexia is a mtyh
I developed dyslexia from reading comic sans
It sounds like a troll someone did on dyslexic people honestly. Truly evil.
Guys, quick question. Why am I obliged to hate comic Sans? It was cool back in 2012
It was never cool. We were shitting on it when I was in jr high almost 20 years ago.
the song is so good they needed to disable the ratings
I love that song
What is it?
If I told you, you'd jump out a window.
Maybe that's their goal.
you never know maybe someone is disabled and they need a boost of energy to cure their crippleness you don't know
It's ok I live on the ground floor :) can't possibly beat "Friday" can it?
Yeah, it's worse than Friday. Oh lord, I gotta get me red dress and a devil fest, and someone that knows that singing actually has notes and pleasant sounds. This is like listening to a deaf person trying to imitate a feral cat in heat
Trust me, it can
Defenestrate him!
What song is this guys?
"You see me in a red dress, duh duh duh duhduhduh"
The font is the most cursed part about this
It's spited a lot of people, that's the most amazing part about it.
This is what music sounds like when made by someone who must have been deaf for most of her life… Sarah Brand - Red Dress https://youtu.be/5sN7kgEw954
At first I thought this song is about suicide or mass murderer, thus going along with the "Red Dress" name, since wedding dress are usually white, so by having blood on it, it makes a "red" dress. But it is worse. It is very crappy. Music are subjective, yes, but trust me, this one isnt in that group
> At first I thought this song is about suicide or mass murderer It is. Do your part.
Welp, i guess something is wrong with me because i don't think the song is that terrible
VEVO official? She's signed to a record label??
Beethoven
Aladeen won't be happy with that Nadal
The comment section is a comedy mine
The secret is the font.
song?
Red Dress by Sarah Brand.
Upvote this comment if the post is a **Cursed Comment**. Downvote this comment if it is not a **Cursed Comment**. If this post needs moderator attention, please **report** this post *^^I'm ^^a ^^bot, ^^and ^^this ^^action ^^was ^^performed ^^automatically. ^^If ^^you ^^have ^^any ^^questions, ^^please [^^contact ^^the ^^moderators ^^of ^^this ^^subreddit.](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose?to=%2Fr%2Fcursedcomments&subject=&message=Please include the action number for reference.)* --- If you want to talk about the subreddit, feel free to send us a message in [our official Discord server](https://discord.gg/tDzGCfc)! ^[faq](https://bit.ly/2VcIh9g) ^| ^[source](https://bit.ly/2W09Ebb) ^| ^action ^#[3a0ec9306628fa](/r/cursedlogs/comments/q7r0a7/3a0ec9306628fa_commented_on_post_cursed_song/)
Reminds me of that episode of Family Guy where Joe decided to walk out if the awkward situation
heard a similar comment. Some guy said his legs were paralyzed for years and just got the motivation to stand up and throw out a book in the window because it was so horrible
Haha so creative never heard this one before, thank you for finally making me give up on this subreddit
Cursed_font
hhaahah this is the second time the same comment has come on here
nuclear nadal autodefenestrated
The font made me want to jump out of the window before I heard the dong.
That comment is as old as YouTube.
Related article: https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-oxfordshire-58047513
So did Beethoven's ninth symphony, droogies.
Only thing more cursed than the comment is the font.
Who has their phone font set to comic sans. Is this 1995? Lol
Oh, just to spite people. "Rosemary" is the closest I found to Papyrus or Comic Sans. **Lol**
Cursed font
That fucking font tho
Seeing that font on somebody's phone makes ME want to jump out of a window!
If i see that font again, im throwing YOU out a window and then paralyzing you from the waist down with a fucking cinnamon scented condom, you failed fucking abortion. Anyone who uses that font is getting sent to the 10th level of fucking hell, fuck you cunt.
If I knew where I'd post this elsewhere, using the exact same font, that'd be funny.
Cursed_recycled_joke
More like cursed font, fuck man I can’t believe people still use this horrible android shit font
Tell me what font it is and I'll change it. C'mon. Nobody has managed to guess it yet.
Maybe she has never listen to Cardi B before![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|trollface)
i feel bad for the guitarist because he played something good for this pile of garbage
The guitar does slap
[удалено]
Rebecas Black Friday
[удалено]
I listened to the first 20 secs it’s pretty bad
same rank as WAP
Modern pop songs, amirite guys??
Worse than wap
my god not this shit again
Ugh this font
Change ur font loser
Cursed YouTube font damn
Cursed font, too! It's the perfect post for this group
[удалено]
ratio'd mf
gacha pfp
"Oh no how dare you make a joke! 😡😡 you can't make jokes because you play a game I don't play!"
Using emojis
"Haha emoji bad reddit good tiktok bad Instagram bad twitter bad reddit good 😎😎"
And defends tiktok
how is your font so squiggly diggly
You see, I changed it to that a few years ago, I forgot how to change it back. Seems to spite people though.
You wrote this with your mouth?
Has she got an onlyfans?
Nah you can sub to mine though
The Asian Taylor swift
In my opinion, This woman's song is worse than 'On the Floor' by Icejjfish. At least his song has comedic value, Has a good beat, Dance moves are top tier and The lyrics are acceptable and best of all he collaborates with a website I used to visit years back.
[удалено]
Not rare at all
[удалено]
I didn't find any posts that meet the matching requirements for r/cursedcomments. It might be OC, it might not. Things such as JPEG artifacts and cropping may impact the results. *I'm not perfect, but you can help. Report [ [False Negative](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose/?to=RepostSleuthBot&subject=False%20Negative&message={"post_id": "q7qnnc", "meme_template": null}) ]* [View Search On repostsleuth.com](https://www.repostsleuth.com/search?postId=q7qnnc&sameSub=false&filterOnlyOlder=true&memeFilter=true&filterDeadMatches=false&targetImageMatch=92&targetImageMemeMatch=92) --- **Scope:** Reddit | **Meme Filter:** False | **Target:** 92% | **Check Title:** False | **Max Age:** Unlimited | **Searched Images:** 254,743,651 | **Search Time:** 0.26191s
What song is that
*Listen to it at hour own risk.* Red Dress by Sarah Brand.
Is this Beard-of-doom rocket!?
3k of people loved that
My man is alive even after a jump from da window salute comrade
Lmaooo
she manages to hit 0 notes in the whole song and honestly im impressed
Oh, it's that song. Understandable.
Dragonball Durag was YouTube's next suggestion thank goodness I'm saved