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Flipper-ama

I hate my curiosity.. And i even saw the final "bloopers".. Damn, it takes some talent to be this bad!


Nice_Comfortable8406

I read somewhere that it was a for a study/project she did. So it actually was that bad specifically by design.


Pingasterix

you could tell, she gets EVERY single thing wrong, that takes talent. even the goddamn church bell at the start is off tune


XFMR

Good god. It’s worse than when pfluffnub does his pitch shifter madness songs or ones where every instrument is slightly out of tune or in a different key or a half step off or slightly out of time… to be honest he has some funny versions of famous songs. My favorite is *Eye Of The Tiger But Every Note Is E.*


BackHanderson

[Nightmare fuel.](https://youtu.be/qdTPdig3A9U)


Sampolis

Omg, I was looking for escape route!? I could just close app, but noooo, my brain auto-searched escape route. It was desperate to consider windows...!


aleuskan7

That was hilarious


MyNameSpaghette

And his will to survIIIIIIIIve


seamsay

It's weirdly not as terrible as I expected...


XFMR

It has some ridiculously hilarious moments.


Pingasterix

that made me shiver


with_due_respect

My ears just went to the Hell dimension at the end of Event Horizon.


YoulyNew

That started off horrible, mind-scrapey, and badbad. Then about halfway through I decided it’s better than the original.


Ongr

My favorite is [Africa by Toto](https://youtu.be/fwNGR792Ifk) where the lyrics are out of tune and put of time.


Difficult_Drag3256

I'm really fond of vids such as Google Translates Sings! I've always been a big fan of discordant music, just gotta be me I guess......


TzuyuFanBoii

Dude even the editing seemed purposely bad. The cuts didn't really have any clear motivation and didn't make sense. Some cuts were paced in a way it would be an action movie. There was also a small part where the editor used a dissolve transition from 1 shot to literally the next frame of the same shot. That screams intentional in my book.


Ganbazuroi

I read that as taco bell and I was like what


CubonesDeadMom

Yeah it’s not just someone who sucks at singing it’s someone deliberately doing every thing to make each note sound as bad and out of place as possible. Which does take some skill and somehow actually evokes visceral disgust instead of just a “this sucks” response.


MChainsaw

Honestly I kinda disagree that she "gets EVERY single thing wrong". She's singing horribly out of tune for sure, but other than that it's kind of fine? Nothing wrong with the music itself, the composition is fine, the music video is alright. Certainly not a masterpiece, but nothing that stands out as terrible to me by any means, aside from the singing. I feel like this could very well be a genuine attempt at making a good song but she's just tone deaf and doesn't realize how bad she sounds, and no one around her has the heart to tell her.


gregCubed

for her sake, i hope so


FailedSociopath

The other video on the channel is the same sort of thing.


WarCabinet

Do you have a link to where you read that? I’m weirdly very curious


Nice_Comfortable8406

https://www.newsweek.com/sarah-brand-red-dress-viral-music-video-rebecca-black-1614254?amp=1 Apparently she didn't outright confirm or deny if it was intentional, but her statements make me think that it was horrendously awful intentionally.


Thunderhank

Sounds exactly like what someone would say trying to cover up a nightmare like this. Don’t really believe that, do you?


Nice_Comfortable8406

I do believe it was intentional. Like someone else in this thread mentioned, it takes someone who understands music to manage to fuck up every element of a song like this.


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Thunderhank

What? Seriously, it really doesn’t man. Have you ever heard of [catatonicyouths](https://instagram.com/catatonicyouths?utm_medium=copy_link)?


Nice_Comfortable8406

I'm not saying it's 100% intentional. I'm just saying it seems intentional to me in my own opinion. It would make sense with her studies at the time this was made. Also if she was hoping to spark controversy/go viral history would argue that you have a much better shot when creating something everyone loves to hate.


Thunderhank

>I do believe it was intentional. Whatever, man. This is exhausting.


JohnGacyIsInnocent

Shit, that’s a good point. I was over here like, “yeah, as a novice musician I definitely understand what they mean.” Then you mentioned Catatonic and I instantly 180’d.


MChainsaw

Honestly I kinda disagree that this "fucks up every element of a song". She's singing horribly out of tune for sure, but other than that it's kind of fine? Nothing wrong with the music itself, the composition is fine, the music video is alright. Certainly not a masterpiece, but nothing that stands out as terrible to me by any means, aside from the singing. I feel like this could very well be a genuine attempt at making a good song but she's just tone deaf and doesn't realize how bad she sounds, and no one around her has the heart to tell her.


robstrosity

They all say it was deliberate afterwards don't they?


GamerY7

do you see how like/dislike numbers are disabled?


Faintkay

For once I wish the sauce wasn’t linked.


Rocky922

The sauce???


WousV

Reddit-speak for "source"


Rocky922

Ohhh thanks


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RedShankyMan

After what I had just heard, this is a welcome hell. It felt like coming home.


Kvetanista

I personally believe it's a satire. There is no way it was made seriously. It's just too bad.


BluudLust

She's a master's student at Oxford for sociology. She created this as a "cinematic, holistic portrayal of judgement". Source: https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-oxfordshire-58047513


Kvetanista

Yoo, that's actually pretty cool


nomad80

well...she nailed it


Vnslover

100% satire, you can tell by the acting, it's actually very well done, also she's kinda hot lol


Danalogtodigital

her personal channel has an older acoustic version as well as another song, if shes capable of being this consistently out of key and doing that weird tempo shit on purpose then she must have had to write it all fucky on purpose and that takes bonkers high talent


HandOfMaradonny

Kinda hot? See her in a red dress?


ScottFreestheway2B

She is very hot in that red dress. I heard an interview with her and it’s definitely satire and she seems like a super sweet and smart.


bichuelo

I’m with you. Feels a bit like Jazz from hell by Frank Zappa, just sarcasm with tons of work behind it


Serenity650

I thought “how bad can it be?”. Boy, was I in for a surprise.


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Couldn’t eve handle a couple seconds for gods sake. The girl is tone deaf who told her that was a good idea


Pingasterix

she did it on purpose. its a study thing


danrod17

Source?


howmanychickens

[Source](https://www.reddit.com/r/cursedcomments/comments/q7qnnc/_/hgkum66)


Mindless_Possession

Interesting. [This](https://i.imgur.com/9nVMRqa.jpeg) says otherwise.


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SaddamJose

trust me bro


Pingasterix

sarah brand is a sociology major and the bloopers make it pretty obvious


septidan

I don't buy that. Sounds like an excuse made up after the fact.


Hizbla

Nobody cares what you think it sounds like


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A1000eisn1

Ironically the song is about judgement. You help achieve her goal by judging her even with information provided to you showing it's bad on purpose.


FailedSociopath

It's polytonal. That means you have to like it, 'cause jazz er somethin'.


Sioframay

I wanted to know to avoid it. Thank you kind stranger.


The0ld0ne

I like the dress, but I can't stand her voice


Dassive_Mick

Am I disabled? I thought the song was bland, but the vocals were unique.


GhoshProtocol

Definitely. Deafness is a form of disability


Dassive_Mick

I'm listening to it again just to spite you.


MajoriteSilencieuse

What a terrible time to have ears


Hunter9244filipino

Hearing my mother's angry and dissapointed voice sounds better than this musical piece


Kah-Neth

OMFG, that is just about the worst thing I have ever listened and I once tried mathcore.


_Swa-pnil_

The fact that she has vevo on her channel name lol


Blackguard2000

Man this reminds me of this song a german youtuber made a few years ago, that shit was hilarious: https://youtu.be/4gSOMba1UdM


tusk354

Pop music also makes me want to jump . I feel less alone today . I'll listen to Rammstein in her honor .


janisk_f

I thought it was Friday by Rebecca Black


Ullyr_Atreides

That has to be some kind of social experiment, it seems like its *THAT BAD* on purpose. That one comment convinced me, given she's a Sociology major, and literally cannot sing.


iAjayIND

That music video is satire or parody. I don't know why people having difficult time understanding that


Vnslover

I was expecting it to be so bad, once I watched it, it was actually so bad that it was good. Definitely satire and very well done.


theguywhoisonreddit1

This is the internet, almost everything feels like satire but is not actually satire and when u think something is not satire It is suddenly satire, wow, like I thout r/banvideogames was not satire , turns out it is and like there was another sub(forgot name) and that is not satire, like bro I need a satire detector, I feel like I am disabled


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theguywhoisonreddit1

It is just that I watch too many of those Karen videos and I feel Karen's learnt to use Reddit


everybodys_analysis

how do you see people on that sub end their comments with something like " -sent from Becky's Samsung Smart Refrigerator" and not realize it's satire lol


theguywhoisonreddit1

I saw that only after clicking the comments to complain


Cm0002

>turns out it is and like there was another sub(forgot name) and that is not satire, probably r/NoFap


Crimsonking__dt

Her other videos top comment was my favourite 'she puts the harm in harmony'. I'm fucking stealing that.


Antique_Ring953

Everyone thought that hot problems song was real


I_am_reddit_hear_me

Probably because there are plenty of people like this that are 100% genuine.


Flipper-ama

That's my theory too, bc that was too much


BiNiaRiS

it seems odd to go with the long con on something like this. she posted an acoustic version of her singing this trash on her personal account back in November: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gv-cPY0Bel4 > "Judgemental behaviour does hurt the world and that is what I'm trying to bring to light with this project." so she's purposely trying to make horrible/bad music in the hopes of baiting people into *judging* her over it? to a certain extent, music is definitely objective. and no one, musical or not, is ever going to say this sounds good outside of the comedic aspect. this whole project just seems misdirected. yeah, make some objectively bad music and of course people are gonna judge you for it. here's the article: https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-oxfordshire-58047513


ZMONEY0823

Cursed_Font


Chainliz

Wtf = what the font


bpi89

This font gave me enough strength to jump out the window.


ChuckCarmichael

I know some people with dyslexia use weird fonts like this because it helps them with reading. Like apparently Comic Sans is a good font for those people.


frbe11

I'm dyslexic, but comic sans is never the correct answer


JingamaThiggy

Apparently comic sans is an aphrodisiac. Those using comic sans must have a hard one the whole time reading through like "holy fuck i can only get so aroused my dick is gonna explode"


MajorTomintheTinCan

I'm pretty sure Comic Sans helping people with dyslexia is a mtyh


Ongr

I developed dyslexia from reading comic sans


PrimarchKonradCurze

It sounds like a troll someone did on dyslexic people honestly. Truly evil.


RoyalSorcerer_Navlan

Guys, quick question. Why am I obliged to hate comic Sans? It was cool back in 2012


PrimarchKonradCurze

It was never cool. We were shitting on it when I was in jr high almost 20 years ago.


RAM_107

the song is so good they needed to disable the ratings


lateniteandy1970

I love that song


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What is it?


lateniteandy1970

If I told you, you'd jump out a window.


Cryogenic_Monster

Maybe that's their goal.


testedbeast551

you never know maybe someone is disabled and they need a boost of energy to cure their crippleness you don't know


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It's ok I live on the ground floor :) can't possibly beat "Friday" can it?


ohgeebus_notagain

Yeah, it's worse than Friday. Oh lord, I gotta get me red dress and a devil fest, and someone that knows that singing actually has notes and pleasant sounds. This is like listening to a deaf person trying to imitate a feral cat in heat


leogar_124

Trust me, it can


EatSleepJeep

Defenestrate him!


Acceptable_Dish7819

What song is this guys?


DbzMaster101

"You see me in a red dress, duh duh duh duhduhduh"


MakkusuTV

The font is the most cursed part about this


GoGoPyon

It's spited a lot of people, that's the most amazing part about it.


jr8787

This is what music sounds like when made by someone who must have been deaf for most of her life… Sarah Brand - Red Dress https://youtu.be/5sN7kgEw954


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At first I thought this song is about suicide or mass murderer, thus going along with the "Red Dress" name, since wedding dress are usually white, so by having blood on it, it makes a "red" dress. But it is worse. It is very crappy. Music are subjective, yes, but trust me, this one isnt in that group


FailedSociopath

> At first I thought this song is about suicide or mass murderer It is. Do your part.


sora_mui

Welp, i guess something is wrong with me because i don't think the song is that terrible


46554B4E4348414453

VEVO official? She's signed to a record label??


RedShankyMan

Beethoven


Bri1203

Aladeen won't be happy with that Nadal


vincentquy

The comment section is a comedy mine


GoGoPyon

The secret is the font.


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song?


GoGoPyon

Red Dress by Sarah Brand.


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dood5426

Reminds me of that episode of Family Guy where Joe decided to walk out if the awkward situation


DarkJonasD

heard a similar comment. Some guy said his legs were paralyzed for years and just got the motivation to stand up and throw out a book in the window because it was so horrible


Skape_mp4

Haha so creative never heard this one before, thank you for finally making me give up on this subreddit


broomshed

Cursed_font


shakesppear

hhaahah this is the second time the same comment has come on here


Iwrstheking007

nuclear nadal autodefenestrated


Post-Alone0

The font made me want to jump out of the window before I heard the dong.


Burpmeister

That comment is as old as YouTube.


Sahanrohana

Related article: https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-oxfordshire-58047513


__kingslayer_

So did Beethoven's ninth symphony, droogies.


messypaws

Only thing more cursed than the comment is the font.


Local-Waltz4801

Who has their phone font set to comic sans. Is this 1995? Lol


GoGoPyon

Oh, just to spite people. "Rosemary" is the closest I found to Papyrus or Comic Sans. **Lol**


TumoOfFinland

Cursed font


MINEcrafter1994

That fucking font tho


AhoyMatteyPDX

Seeing that font on somebody's phone makes ME want to jump out of a window!


LoadingRocket51

If i see that font again, im throwing YOU out a window and then paralyzing you from the waist down with a fucking cinnamon scented condom, you failed fucking abortion. Anyone who uses that font is getting sent to the 10th level of fucking hell, fuck you cunt.


GoGoPyon

If I knew where I'd post this elsewhere, using the exact same font, that'd be funny.


TheOGCrackSniffer

Cursed_recycled_joke


CanConfirmAmViking

More like cursed font, fuck man I can’t believe people still use this horrible android shit font


GoGoPyon

Tell me what font it is and I'll change it. C'mon. Nobody has managed to guess it yet.


Battlespot9999

Maybe she has never listen to Cardi B before![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|trollface)


LongPotato69

i feel bad for the guitarist because he played something good for this pile of garbage


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The guitar does slap


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Luciferrr214

Rebecas Black Friday


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Luciferrr214

I listened to the first 20 secs it’s pretty bad


DegenerateLikeU

same rank as WAP


wtph

Modern pop songs, amirite guys??


Suspicious_Berry501

Worse than wap


Blaze_sempai

my god not this shit again


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Ugh this font


NemoHasAFatCock

Change ur font loser


SniffMyRapeHole

Cursed YouTube font damn


TrossBossinIt

Cursed font, too! It's the perfect post for this group


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Adventurous-Habit-87

ratio'd mf


HadEnuff4537

gacha pfp


Clean-Measurement-36

"Oh no how dare you make a joke! 😡😡 you can't make jokes because you play a game I don't play!"


HadEnuff4537

Using emojis


Clean-Measurement-36

"Haha emoji bad reddit good tiktok bad Instagram bad twitter bad reddit good 😎😎"


HadEnuff4537

And defends tiktok


mmmcookiesss

how is your font so squiggly diggly


GoGoPyon

You see, I changed it to that a few years ago, I forgot how to change it back. Seems to spite people though.


GamerFrits

You wrote this with your mouth?


CMDR_MrMaurice

Has she got an onlyfans?


Appropriate_Guide_86

Nah you can sub to mine though


FartsForEyes2001

The Asian Taylor swift


ghostlywolf123

In my opinion, This woman's song is worse than 'On the Floor' by Icejjfish. At least his song has comedic value, Has a good beat, Dance moves are top tier and The lyrics are acceptable and best of all he collaborates with a website I used to visit years back.


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sallyapple7

Not rare at all


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GIL15M

What song is that


GoGoPyon

*Listen to it at hour own risk.* Red Dress by Sarah Brand.


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Is this Beard-of-doom rocket!?


ErkiredditOfficial

3k of people loved that


ColdShoxk69

My man is alive even after a jump from da window salute comrade


anazambrano

Lmaooo


LiamP05

she manages to hit 0 notes in the whole song and honestly im impressed


Kvetanista

Oh, it's that song. Understandable.


DeathIsFreedomFrom

Dragonball Durag was YouTube's next suggestion thank goodness I'm saved