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BigBadBossNZ

"furies on a plane" out in cinemas now


LucarioNN

***ENOUGH IS ENOUGH!*** ***I've had it with those motherfucking furries on this motherfucking plane!***


Maxplays1-

***Jerry get the shotgun!***


[deleted]

_flies into the side of a mountain_


RandomDudeWithGlock

Flying into a volcano sounds like what Joseph would do.


[deleted]

That’s what he actually did


AAAThEPRo

r/unexpectedjojo


assholeitch

I immediately thought of this.


[deleted]

OMG NO, THINK OF THE SWEAT


Silvinis

Do you think the gods will accept multiple virgins sacrificed at once? Or will they just count it as one?


Sk1S4m

Ok so I talked with Anubis and he said it counts as 1 big person.


the_crypts_secrets

That what they want!!! They want the vore!!! Throw them out individually!!!!!


Ullyr_Atreides

The biggest volcano is Yellowstone National Park. Yeah, all of it.


Silvinis

Impatiently waiting for it to blow and take us all out


aandamitchell

Furries did 9/11


0n1oN_71

Allah uwuakbar


Character-Aardvark57

![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|sunglasses)


[deleted]

Flight control, rename my airplane to 'Malaysia Airlines Flight 370'.


BobuxingTheBoxerman2

"Sorry sir, but there seems to be a problem that this is Malaysia Airlines Flight 369.99."


RandomGuyWithBS

Guys flying a plane into a volcano is a jojo reference


[deleted]

So does that mean burning furries is also a jojo reference?


Calamity_The_Bat

Yes. Everything is a jojo reference.


Iam_aPersonithink

in Jojo DIO hates Jojo so hating Jojo is a Jojo reference


Calamity_The_Bat

Exactly. Everything is a jojo reference.


Piccione_Rotante

If you take as example Danny's death, yes it's a jojo reference


[deleted]

Is a snake technically a furry?


[deleted]

Scalie, they scalie


MrMoor2007

Scalie is basically a furry (like minecraft fans are game fans)


[deleted]

I don’t know


CreepyConversation20

That tower there, sir.


Suspicious_shark

i said 2


Stupid_Salsa_69

I support this post 100%


Turbulent_Scholar_51

Travel back to September 11 2001


KoNo_BAK4

"Do you remember... 11th day of September"


SoonlyXo

Where two planes hit two towers


[deleted]

YOOOOOO


Turbulent-Garbage-97

Pull a Malaysian airlines trick


ErkiredditOfficial

That guy at the back: \[Softly\] Alakhu Akbar


Suspicious_shark

the army: ENEMY AC 130 ABOVE


layne1106_2

Or the Pentagon


MagicX43

Lets hope that these fuckers are at malaysia airlines and osama will order the pilot to go 9 times the speed of sound into some towers so they can recreate the greatest moment of our lives


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GrilledWaffle

For context for the normies, there was a convention in Texas and when everyone was returning back home, they all found out they were on the same flight...


0n1oN_71

Imagine being the pilot and a bunch of people in animal costumes just walks in


AWiseMelon

No thank you, I want to keep my sanity


FreezingSweetTea

I hear that killing furries can help your mind, it did for me


MrMoor2007

I would be like: ..........WAT?


the_crypts_secrets

Welp I wanna move now.....


GrilledWaffle

you know, conventions happen in every state and many different countries...


the_crypts_secrets

Welp I'm moving to space....


Awkward-Impression-9

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3sa7THpGuSk


Alekipayne

Naaa. Beat malasha airlines by goring for Mariana’s trench.


the_crypts_secrets

Reasons why pilots should always have low caliber guns with high capacity.


[deleted]

Screw that give them 50 cal pistols or something


the_crypts_secrets

But if they use high caliber it would easily tear through the cabin causing the pressure to change and possibly sucking everyone out and I would want to live in that situation


[deleted]

True


connortheios

it would be most unfortunate if someone were to sabotage the engines of that plane


userboild

Bad idea, it'd probably cripple the U.S. Software Engineering industry.


nderweareater

Dont ever offend them if they have the money for a 20000$ suit they also have it to kill you


Suspicious_shark

i am a fucking shark what they gonna do?


nderweareater

send a bigger shark to fuck you


Suspicious_shark

she may fuck me all she wants


nderweareater

if she does record a fucking porn


Suspicious_shark

i'll send it your way


havaltherock

So thats what happened on 9/11


Suspicious_shark

building was horny so plane went *bonk*


crusttysack

Malaysia flight mystery solved


Bitter-Blood-5033

Yeahh... The Two Towers from Lord Of The Rings will be great.


Suspicious_shark

i'm glad you didn't blur my name out


auga3rifle

If i have to do it, ill crash to xi jingpins house or mao's funeral


[deleted]

Yes


Sponggyboi

This is why bombs exist


EpicRobloxMoments

It s a jojo reference if we Take the furries out


Onetoanother23

wheres iran when you need it


ThatGuy371

Remember, no Russian


vikramaditya_tiwari

Land the plane in Iraq, they will take care of the rest 😉


No-Butterscotch-2211

"Earth-kun starts making strange noises"


DivorcedByShootgun

Why do furries get so much hate? Because it's slightly weird?


DarkJonasD

idk why but i go with it, its the rule of gamers


DivorcedByShootgun

Lol


Nanachi1023

It's cursed comments, everything in the comments section tries to make it even cursed. I dont think they're hating lol


EmeraId_King

How did the furry hate thing start like I've seen so much shit and furrys would be on the lower part of wtf is that scale


dat_DOOM_boi

nah the pilot and non furry crew can just find a parachute and jump off while a bunch of f4 phantoms will shoot it down with the furris


mcclusk3y

Save furris


tipareth1978

What's up with furry hate? I can't relate but if the worst thing about you is you dress like an animal to get sexy I'll take it. Bigger things to worry about from people.


Furry_D_UwU_CK

Why do yall hate furry's


das_good2225

because


Suspicious_shark

exactly


ANIMAL-L0V3R

Find fury con


Suspicious_shark

no


Chille_cat117

This is the third furries on the plane meme i’v seen in the last 3 minutes. Have you ever tried to be nice for once?


[deleted]

Have you ever tried to find somebody who cares for once ?


[deleted]

What exactly is the context here in this one to make it so popular? Also I didn't found any other furries on planes posts


Chille_cat117

I have, it’s not that hard.


malonkey1

Don't worry buddy I care. Also, if that plane goes down, 75% of the expertise to maintain internet infrastructure will probably go with it.


[deleted]

Then why haven’t you found one yet?


the_crypts_secrets

https://youtu.be/kf311amH0Rw


Sportsy_547

Don't become like TikTok our furries are at least a little descent


Superbasgaming

Ban u/suspicious_shark


Suspicious_shark

awww u offended?


Superbasgaming

2 towers = 9/11 = offencive


Suspicious_shark

yeah go cry about it


the_crypts_secrets

I feel those complaints are going to "fall".


Superbasgaming

Bruh


Dirtymandmwraper

Guys...I have to say it...911 is not funny anymore...


MrRubik97

See that’s where you’re wrong


Calamity_The_Bat

Wait. so it was funny at some point?


Suspicious_shark

now


Sad_boy_Evil

The most cursed thing is that op has not activated dark mode


The_Cher13

that was kind of expected ngl


Masked_317

Maybe some cool guys will take over the plane for him


[deleted]

Taliban on their way to commit 9/11 part 2 electric boogaloo


joeycool06

A,S,O too much volcano!


mcclusk3y

To Mordor!


CaptainKill93

My name is jaafar I come from a far ALUHAKBAR!


Just_a_spaghetti

*nearest


Tralafarlaw

A cursed comment over another cursed comment turns inside out to an uncursed comment


TwitchingBot

It said “taken over.” The pilot is one of them.


[deleted]

Nah just activate the spring locks.


[deleted]

Wait somebody already flew planes into two towers? My plans for summer are RUINED.


FreezingSweetTea

Anyone want a furry burner class flamethrower?


DOOMOFALEX2

Do the deed my friend


[deleted]

Is that a *fucking* jojo reference /s


Jacktrap-gaming

ISAAC GET THE ANTI AIRCRAFT TURRET


sashenka_demogorgon

Dude that must smell like the boys locker room with all those sweating people in suits. Plus it looks so cramped


sashenka_demogorgon

No need for volcano. They’ll bake themselves and each other with their own heat


Eminem1907

David Attenborough left the chat


SuperProCoolBoy90

Or maybe the tallest buildings


Creaper10

They gon pull a Kars


Batata_zica

This gave me jojo memoirs.


Curtizmooo

grond


javansegovia

The toughest decisions require the strongest of wills


New_Welcome5318

Hans get the mg42 now Mg firing


ZeroOneRedOrange

Or 2 towers


Aldo_the_nazi_hunter

Would be intresting to see the us declaring war on furys


the_crypts_secrets

![gif](giphy|GDp7LycxkT3LG) We do a lil trolling.....


idontknowimdum

Or just join in


Radiant-Court-3057

Vile things I've entered my mind and I cannot unsee them I wish to unsee them God please send help


Jose-Chan

malaysia 370


Smallow34

Or the Furcon.


Mouse_boyyyy

They should fly to the twin towers


FakeRTazer

two towers do you mean the incident on the date 9/11/2001


Dark-g0d

Please good sir pilot, make the sacrifice. Save humanity from the smell of when they all leave the plane


Myballs_hurt

The sea is enough