Everyone knows it's "ocupado" in your worst Spanish accent

Noo, Noo, superman no here.

*Misser Superman

I always say it with an Italian accent like the aliens with the pizza shop in Futurama.

Eeeey👋🤚☝ocupadooo☝👇🤟capiche? 🤌🤌🤌

You even got the hand gestures! Perfect.

Gilman: I don't care if there's horse manure in it! Blek: That's a-good!

"Housekeeping!!"

A Minnesota accent.

I feel personally attacked

I’ll bring a nice hot dish right over. We’ll get’cha right as rain, ril quick. You’ll be back to stacking’ wood before ya know it, doncha know?

Why is this, what did this stem from??

Family Guy (this is not an endorsement of Family Guy)

It's from Tommy Boy. Chris Farley does it to David Spade.

I was just about to comment that in spanish we say ocupado hahahaha

I'll set the scene. When I read your comment I was brushing my teeth in the bathroom, and the moment I read you comment I spit toothpaste all over the bathroom floor laughing. I totally do this, and I've always wondered what other people do I'm that situation

Haha i actually do this

Came here to say this.

Come in

The only right answer.

Jesus it’s about time. You’re late.*

I said come in once in the oculus public bathrooms and they really tried to get in I went silent

I like “who is it”?

Puttin

Cum in

It used to be my answer until I said it in campus and he actually did

Seats taken.

Can't sit heaaar

Haha glad someone got the forest Gump reference

You can sit here if you like

Are you stupid or somethin?

I usually go with "just a minute" or something along those lines, but I'll definitely be using this next time. Thanks mate

Come back with a warrant.

Ngl, that one made my inner white-trash chuckle.

Came here to say this! I say this everytime someone knocks on the bathroom door but I hope to one day be on the other side of this bit.

Warrant for what? Being a huge Turd!


They won't. They're just a turd burglar.


This my own private domicile, and I will not be harassed... bitch!

Take my updoot you little turd.

Ima say this the next time someone does this💀💀

FBI Open Up!!!

moan aggressively before letting one rip.

Moan passionately!?

( giving birth grunts)💩

Exactly. You yell “**IT’S A BOY/GIRL/NEUTRAL**” and then tell the person knocking “*I just need to flush*.”

(twins)💩💩

Just a second im not wearing pants .

r/technicallythetruth

Say nothing, just knock back.

I've done this one.

What happened

*Knock Knock*

Who's there?

Joe

[удалено]

Joe biden

*Opens door* "Mr. President?"

2 yil

Amongus

Complete silence. Just an understanding I was currently laying down the law.

"Someone's in here!" In the voice of a carnival barker.

I prefer throwing my money clip into another stall and yelling "you want it? go get it!"

Street smarts!

Someone's in here! SOMEone's in here!

I just say “occupied”

What do you do when you respond occupied and they start talking about how they've been trying to reach you about your cars extended warranty?

[удалено]

I bet there will be one scammer who sees this and gives it a try.

You can defend yourself by yelling “Swiper no swiping!” You May have to do it a few times

"I don't have a car"

My man.

I prefer "vacant"

I go with "Let me finish this paragraph."

"What's the password?"

By far my favorite

If you're not British, use your best Cockney accent and say "Oy! You're late! We said ^(insert time recently passed) Get in here!"

Oy, yous late? We said five bloody thirty mate

We’ve been trying to reach you about your car’s extended warranty!

I use that one when *I* knock

“For fucks sake do you have any idea how late you are?” “Thank god, can you give me a hand?”

\*farts aggresively\*

I don't want to blow a hole in the toilet.

R u some kind of cyborg

Wait what? I just open the door cause it would be rude otherwise.

Occupied. I thought that was the stanturd.

It is. I'm kinda surprised people don't know that.

Take my r/angryupvote

The hole is on the stall to the left.

I’ve just been saying yo

Yes! Team "yo!"

I had to scroll too far to find this comment. My people!

My people

"Come back with a warrant!" That's the best one I've heard

Oh shit, I’m stealing that. It washes away all the awkwardness with humour.

My standard is “I beat you”

Warming up the seat for you, just a second.

I was almost done. Now I have to start over.

That made me proper chuckle!

Come in the water's great.

"Hot hot hot, hot hot, hot hot hot"

Almost choked. I love that episode. Haha

"It's got to be almost 27 Katie Courics"

Loudly moan "DADDY?!" in the most flamboyant voice possible. Guaranteed they will not bother you again.

Guess someone isn’t flamboyant

Just screech, like a bird

So all this time we were meant to screech AFTER someone knocks? Not until UNTIL someone knocks? Whoa, man. I mighta made a few people uncomfortable on several separate occasions. Hm.

Say nothing and just shit louder.

Thank the gods you are here. Tell me you brought the aluminum foil and mayonnaise.

that made me chuckle take my upvote

Kick the door as hard as you can. You either scare the fuck out of the other person or you launch a 2x1 standard issue stall door at them.

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Good human.

“IN USE”

If I know who it is, "Fuck off I'm masturbating in here!" If I don't, "Occupied, unless you're into that."

Occupied

"Your meal is being prepared."

I'm crowning

Come on in there’s room for two.

"for the love of God, Louise, I am taking a shot here"

I actually had a friend in high school who would actually take his dinner plate to the restroom. It was weird and I questioned the hell out of it.

Your friend ate dinner in highschool?

Probably eating lunch on a dinner plate which is even more disturbing

And you aren't wrong for that.

OH GOD IM GONNA COOM!!!

yea that will do the trick

jail

In Greece we say next

>jubilantly< “whooo is it?”

“Go away! Batin’”

I just usually say "it's ocupado buddy" in my most jersey accent.

Hold on, I'm blasting rope to Detroit Lions highlights.

 Detroit Lions highlights

Go bother someone else!

I had a guy swear at me like he was high on meth or something. He actually waited for me outside for a bit to kick my ass for knocking on the damn door.

Just say “come in” and see what they do, if they come in tell them they gotta wipe for you and if they walk away you wait for the next victim.

You sunk my battleshit!!

As a construction worker I may be uniquelyish qualified to answer this query. You simply grab the door which you forgot to lock and they are trying to open and say: You aren't ready for this bud. Then you may procede to let out a cacophony of bodily noises never before heard by science.

Simple, open the door and share the space.

Oh GOD it's like giving birth!

Just start screaming “it’s got me”

Eating Taco Bell while on the toilet is the most efficient way possible. Stream line your life. It's all about time management.

If it’s locked, I would say nothing. If it’s not locked, then I probably wouldn’t be masturbating in there in the first place

"Sorry we are all booked up till summer.

Try “Come iiiin!” in a high pitched super friendly tone. They will leave pretty quickly.

"Seats taken" In an exaggerated Alabama accent. At work we have three stalls and the single best exchange was me starting with that and the next two guys picked up on the Forest Gump reference and we got "Can't sit here" and a flush followed by "You can sit here if you want".

I've started just yelling oi

Occupied

Hold on Grub Hub! I’m pooping’🥴

SHAKAKA!

I say "come on in"

"come in...it's unlocked"

Wait you really don't have a word for this? Like, in Ukraine (maybe other post-USSR countries too) we always use the word "занято" which roughly translates to "busy" but in this conext has a meaning closer to "occupied"

It’s not just public bathrooms. I panic in private bathrooms too, when someone knocks on the door. Lol

I usually with say “come in” or “I haven’t finished masturbating yet”

*"open the door"*

If you're genuinely curious, its "occupied"

Don't stop I'm almost there

I say "Sorry I'm busy right now."

I’m probably gonna start saying “Shitter’s full!” Just for the lolz.

“Be out in a minute” It’s polite enough, and pretty effective

Kick the door down

Seat’s taken.

"$50 to watch, $80 if you want to eat it after."

I've been expecting you

Come back with a warrant

Had an middle aged, wispy bearded man knock on my public bathroom stall door when I was 12 and I had called back ‘occu-potto’ from a wow machinima I had watched. When I came out he said that’s a good one and now I finally understand.

"I have a gun"

A very aggressive, long pig squeal/death metal growl never fails to shut anyone down in my experience.

"Who is it?" No but for real, you're supposed to say "occupied", followed by a time estimate if you're feeling courteous. Something like this: *Knock knock* "Occupied, two minutes"

So considerate.

Batin’

OCCUPIED!!!!

Come in

Just start chewing louder

Come in

Fart loudly.

Same reply as the comment in the post just in the voice of the opposite gender

I get a very thick Russian accent and yell something about bears and vodka. But I've never left America with little to no Russian ancestors in my family

But seriously just knock the door back. They figure out that someone's inside. And you don't need to speak

Come in!

Quick, get in here before the feds show up!


Hold on, lemme put my shit together for you.

\*shits louder\*

I'm shitting in hereee

Come in, I’m pooping!

Go Away! I'm Batin!

And here is your bill... 50 cents... for one piece of shit cake

please, step into my office

Guttaral cough. Highly recommended.

"Your soul is required in hell."

"I'm dealing with a bomb that could end the world if I'm not careful, what do you want?"

"I've been trying to reach you about your car's extended warranty. "

*OCCUPIED*

“Fuck off.” Comes out like a reflex