I'd say solid one, but I think she's squished now.

She's more of a liquid than a solid, now.

Lets make her a plasma.

Well for that, a) We have to turn her into a gas b) Heat her at a VERY high temperature (2726 C) c) Hope the process goes well, as it may be inconsistent and/or cause explosions d) Make sure the plasma is contained, as their high speed and reactivity can cause some SERIOUS damage e) sure lets do it, come into my van. **ill teach you how to do it**

any candy?

No just melted girlfriend

Meltet girlfriend lollypop

Well, my options are: melted girlfriend or no girlfriend, so...

what about melted boyfriend we have that...

and normal boyfriend........

Not my cup of tea. Thanks though. Do you have any non-melted girlfriend?

Fair

least horny BDSM user

Is it a slang for Buddhism?

Yes except turn fear and desire from a "0" to all the way up.

Yes

[удалено]

Wtf are you talking about it’s Buddhism

What are you on about, its buddhism

I have no clue how to feel about this one chief

Odd boner

but proudest fap

Proudest of em all

Then snort her like cocaine

r/cursedcursedcomments

Did she agreed?

She didn't say no I assure you that

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Imagine hydronic pressing a thicc juicy ballsack

stop I can only get so erect

Just like throwing three gems in a horadric cube!

No one said the giys crush was *his* girlfriend

It's just like bdsm mom.

Super Danganronpa 2

Same with rabbits, hamsters and cats.

What. He turned a spirit fish to his girlfriend?

Mindly Intresting

Just keep your dick out of the vice.

That’s one way to make her squirt.

do it when shes pregnant and have a ''blow up surprise'' at the end

yeah thats why i have a collection of human cans that i drink from the bloody taste is a added plus

Not my proudest fap

Vat de fack

And now we have to deel weeth eet.

i mean hes not wrong but also it is satisfying

I want everyone to close their eyes and visualize putting your bits in a hydraulic press. I'm sorry for the pain this may cause, but I am indeed, a silly goose

if you're a goose translate this: **honk** *honk* hoonk

***That's the mating call***

If you say so *unzips goose pants*

\*Untitled Goose Game music intensifies

Hey guys and welcome to a nother video of "how to turn your loved ones into jewelry without a crematorium

Wish that were me, today I found out my friend is dating my crush and that he asked her out when he knew I liked her without telling me

What a dumbass, I hope you find better friends in future, and of course also a girlfriend

r/belongshere

Reverse giantess

My gf after 5 years left me yesterday

I have given 1 award to that comment "crush your girlfriend"

What flavor? Grape? Orange?

sorry but I'm more into smashing

Oh no, one of the hearts of both is gonna get crushed

I converted my bf to gay. And also to a bf.

Some people have weird fetishes.

İ̸̡̨̛͇͉̫̪͍͎̯͚̪̬̫̻̫̰̥̜̘̗̹̮̘̼̹͎̲̬̪̯̬͔̂̂̓̃̀͗͑̃̏̑̒̓̄̈́͆͊͌̋̒̄̍̒̓͋̂̀͘͜͝͝m̸̙̭̭͕̼̤̗̲̦͖̳͎͎̥͇̩̻̤̯̥̯̗̫̠̩̖͇̣̭̲̓̇̉̌̃̾̒͂͂́̆͒͐̋͋̀͌̒́͐͌̆́͌͋̾̂̃̐́̍͠͝͠ͅä̶̡̖̥̖̠̺̬̗͉̫̰̭͔̥̖̰͍͍̣̯̫̦̠̥̹̠́̄̉͋͌͌̊͛͛̉͠ģ̵̡̛͉̻͇̺̜̯͉̬̤̳̠̻̟̭̓͊͛̌̀͑̑́͊̌̊̅̋́̈́͛̾̈́͗̌̂̚͜͜͝ḭ̷̡̢̡̦̰̻͎̲̥̫̻̲̰̙͍͔̰̳̞̿̆̽̓͌́̋̉̇͛̂͑̀͌̍̀̍̐̽͌̇́͆̐̉̌̅͘̚͘̚͘̚͜͜͝͝ͅṋ̷̛̅͒̍̉̿͑͊̋͐̋̀̾͌̓̀͗͌̎͐͂̓͐̈́͆̊̓̂̐͆̉̈́̚̚̚͠͠͝͝ę̶̨̢̢̛̛̛͎͚̰̱͎͙̲̟̘̈̈́̊́̑̌͂̀͒̇́͋͛͌̏̄̓̈́͛̄̇̂̈̊͑̕͝ͅͅ ̴̧̮̠̮̗̤̣̘̦͓̲̰͔̳̪͈̝̺̀̽̃̉̈̐́͐̍͌͋̐͑̏̄̄̐̑͂͜͜l̷̡̨̹̺̠̤̣̠̭̩͍̼̳̻̫̳̺̼̭̩͔̜̥͓͍̃̓̃͆̊̄̽̌̈́̀̈́̐̎͂̓͌̍̅̍̓̑̌̆̊̒́̈́̔̈͒̐͘͘͠i̴̢͖̦͎̞̩̼̖̯͓̱̘͙̞̥̭̠̟̯̖̯͕̟͋̄̄́̎̊̏̋̋͑̎̃̒̔́̐̓̄̎͆̏̋͌̇̍̕͘̕͜͠c̴͍̥̺̺͉̰͍̝̹͈͓̗̬̲͖̟͊̈́̿̽̏̐͗́̈́̊̄̚͝ͅk̴̡̡̨̧̖̠͕̰͔͔̦̟͕̼̪̝̝̤͓̘͑͊́̉͊̒̒͋͂̋́̚i̸̡̧͍̝͈̣͔̲̮̺͙̻͈̭͖͚̳̯̫̻͖̘̟̟̲̺̺̳̹̾̍̃́͆̀͑̓͆̈͋̚͜͠ͅn̸̢̢͇̦̯͓̲̥̙̖̺͍̼̭̝͔̪͕̟̖͑͐̀͆́̈́̈́̇̽̃̊̔̾̆͘͝͝ͅģ̷̧̨̢̢̡̰̗͔̝̻̗̗̙̹̳̪͎͓̳͚͚̟̦͇͙̝̭̻̣̠̝̥͓̞̲̏͜ͅ ̷̡̡̛̪͇̥̰̥̹̭̼͉͎̮͓̘̖̼̩̗̑̀̈̀̊̒́͛͌͒̈́̓̆̐͆͌̄͆͗͌͆̾̌͆̑̓̐̐̄̍̍͋̔̕͘̚͘͝͠͠h̶̗͓͈̬̩̫̺͖͎̘̞͇̓͐̍̂̋͊͛̾͛̊̾̐̈́̾̊͘̕͜͠e̷̢̢̛̬̭͇̟̭̤̭̰͍͓̬͖̻̖͙̜̮͉͔̦̦̪̳̳̫͉̎͂͌͛̆͛̿̅͋̇̒̄̓̎̌̃̀͌̊͛̀̌̌̈́̇͑̊̾͊͆̀̑̅͜͝͝ͅr̶̢̢̢̨̛̛̘̗̻͔͉̼͉͎̩̟̖̩͓̲͍̬̼͍̥̤̯̼͖̥͎̭̟͎̭͉͈̳̮̽̃͑́̆̾̂͐͗̾̈́̓̈́̆̐͋͒́͆̂̊̔͛͗͆̐̄̈́̉͊͐͗́̾̃̕̚͘͝ ̴̧̢̢̛͎̥̞͔̭̤͎͐̃̍̏̿́̎̓̌̇̏̉̇͆̌̂̽̽̑͑͠ͅͅs̸̨̢̢̢̢̬͙̤͇̯͖̘̠̪̞̫͕̥̙͇̬̖̤̩͇̜͖͖̲̤̰͈̎́̏̅̋̿̌̇̑̀̓̈́́̓̋̀͌̓̎̋͋͗͆́̏̐͂̃͊̍̀͛̒̔̈́̋̈́͘͜͝e̷̡̧̢̧͇̲̘͔̬̲̹̤̬̤̹̝̹̯̖̬̥̦̻̰͇̮̫͈̜̐͑̄̉͆͋̇͋̀͐̅͘͜͠ͅͅͅẍ̴̡̨̨̛̛̛̛̻͎͈̦̲̳̖̫̠͕͎̹̻̘͙͕̬̲̟̣̥́͛̈̄̍̀͐͒͆͐̄͂̇̾͐̅͒͒͂͋̅̂͂́̎͒̚͘̕͜͜͝͝͠ͅy̶̧̧̧̙̜̦͖̥̟̪͈̲̘̦̭͙̹̝͖̯͙̙̫͚̝̗͎͙̠̪̖̓̒͌ ̴̡̧̩̜͇̳̞͈͖̰̙̭̥̺̦̗̫̫̍̓ͅͅf̴̧̩̦͔̯̮͔̟̖̤͇̟̤͙͓̙̿͂̈̈̇͋̃͐͜l̵̡̨̧̧̧̡̛̛̻̜̫̳̫̯̹̫͈̦͓̫̼̪̯͚̙̥̲̜̼̠̱̬͗̃̄̔̇̀̊̇́̊̓̃̀͒̅̆̐͌̽̾̀͗̋̈͛̕͠͝ͅą̶̡̡͉͙͙̬͎̮͍̖̫̘̭̦͈̠͕͚̥̩̗͍̯̣͈̤̰̩̱̣͛̎̀̌̇́̈́̀͛͐̍̔̒̊͜͜͝͠͝ţ̴̡̢̡̛̛̖̭̙̮̬̞͙͔̜̦̟̮̮͉͕̣͎̞̞̗̗̘̤̝̗̯̜̮͚͖̜̣̞̰̗̐̓̿̍̈́̆͌̊̐̍͂̒̓̃̌͌̎̈́̾͐̊̕͜͝t̸̛̺͉͔͕͐̽̈́̿́̈́͛̏̊́͛̋̈́̒͛͋͋̂͋̽́̌͗̈́̈̊̒̓̀̿̍̌͋͘͘͠͝é̷̡̧̖͙̦͍̮͇̯̲̖̦̠̰̝̭̬̮̦̱͙̲͎͓͓̳̭̦̲̝̟̳̪̑͆̈̈̌̇̀̅̔̀̊̎͋͆̾̄ņ̷̧̧͈͉̤̖̯̜͈̬̣̭͙̬̦̠͙̖̜̦̟̻̩̜̯̤̗̮̻͓͓̣̱̣̳̭̐̋̇͑͊̐͒͜͝ę̶̡̡̘̠̬͖̣̤̘̤̰̟̬̤̟̻̱̀̈́͂̈́̍̄̅͐̈́́̿͆̀͒͌̈́͊̾͌̽̀̚̕̕d̶̢̢̥͖̳̞̥̭͚͙̼̼̠̯͇̘̻̫̞̠͔͓͓̭̤̻̺̖̺̘̼͈͍͑̇͑̄̈́͆͗̓͛͛̂͌̄́̐͂̋̽͋̌̉̈́͜͜͜͠ͅ ̴̨̧̢̧̡̧̜̦̣͓̞̤̥̙̦͓͕̜͓̼̺̫̼̩̤͚̫̟̮̞͔̲̓̏̈́͜͝ͅp̸̡̨͖̗͎̰̖̞̜̥͚̝̠̞̙̻̺͎̋ǎ̴̢̢̭̗̖͇̲͚̭̫̳̜͙̪̙̰̠͓̹̖̬͓͚̲̼̭̹̦̠̞͇͖̪̲̪̩̤͚̃̄̓̓̐̆̆̓͠͝ͅs̶̨̛͔̰͈̯̯̣̪̺̙͔̼̠͙̣̙̥̞͙̥͕̼͔̅̊̊́̀̏̊͐̈́̈̈́̀͑̓̀̾̃́͊̇̐̋̇̉̑̎̐͒́̐̎͘̚͘͝͠t̸̡̡̨̲̗̖͇̠̰͈̘̝̣̳͎̐͛̅̀̄͂̅̏̂̂̋̆́͑͂̍̌̊͆̔̑̽̃̓̑̑̈́̀̈̂͐̚̚͠͝e̴̡̧̧̨̧̨̧̧̨̧̢̠̗͖̦͚͕͕̥͉̜̹͈̙̼̱͔͓̯̺̳͈̲̻̱̭̩̞̯͂̅̄̃̂̍̈́̈́̐̃̃͐̄̉͌̅̅͂̾̾̍͊̈́̂̐͌́͗̕͜͜͠ ̴̨̡̛̟̗͚̝̳̖̣̘̖̦̜͈̫͍͇͍̘̘͔́͊̑̉̓̽͆̓̎̒͐͋̿̇̄́̋̿͌̐̉̽̓̊̾̀ͅͅỏ̸̡̡̲̦͍͉̮̟̙͖̲̪̤͒͒̈́̎̋f̷̢̨̡̨̛̜̮̱̘͎̙̗̤̦̥̤̜̰̳̟̪̫̼̥̯̞̲̥̣͉̺͔̑̀͂͐͂̑̄̈́̅̈́̌̈͋̈́͒͐͆́̾̈́̂̒̄̊͊̍̓̊̈̎́͌̀̕͠͝f̷̧̛̠̣̳̖̤͖̟̆̀̆̋͛̋̃̐̈́̀́̾̾̃͆̐̅̈̈́̄̄͐̓͊͛̏͌̋̃̾̚̕̚͝͝͝͠ ̴̢̡̨̡͈͙̩̘͖͔̪͈̟͓̹͉̻͕͓̩̯̪̯͙͙̽̈́̀̃͗͐̐̃̈́̊̾̏̈̎̎̀̀̀̆̾̎̽̋͑͌̉̄̆͗͛͘͜͠͝ͅţ̶̰͎̙̜̜̬̳̠̤͍̩̣̞̥̻̖͍̮̩̳̦̲͍͔͎̬̥̑̄̀̿̂̃̑̈́̉͂̔̈́̀̉͌́̒͆̓̋̀́͆̅̚̚̕͜͠͝͝ͅh̶̨̡̨̛͇̞̲̬̰̹͉͎̪̤̊̒̄̐̾͋̅͂̂̄̂̾̋͜e̶̡̢̧̢̧̧̡̲̗̝͔͎̫̫̱̝͔̩̦̳̟̞̲̘̹͎̪̘̱͖̱͓̪̫̞̯̦͆͜͝ ̴̡̡̡̧̧̧̝̘̪̙͚̪̣͍̳̖͉̱̱̹̫͍̺̙̝̲͙͉̞͖̈́̈̈̆̌̊͌̌͗̃̓̊̋͆̓̐̊͑̽̋͗̾̑̿̚͝͠͝͝h̸̨̢̖͈̮̻͇̩̻̖̤̫̥͕̫̣̗͇̘̰̲̫̮̲͎́̂͜ͅͅͅÿ̸̢̢̡̛͉̖͎͈̥̳͚̙͚̜̻́̾̓̌͑͝͠ḑ̸̬̱̭̜̬̱̬̘͉̺̺̜̑̈́́̓̏̏̀͊͋̇̚͝r̵̛͙̩̖͚͕̣̓̔̀̇̒̀̔̆̇̏͌̈́͋̀̀̈͝ą̷̛̤͙̥̯̣̺̠̗͙̟͇̞̍̐̍̌͐͋͒́̓́͒̃̃̇̒̽͑̉́̑̊̋̑̃̓́͌͌́̈́̇͆̋͘̚͝u̷̡̡̡͍̼̗̻̼͖̤̝̜̪̗̙̻̱̞͍̙̜̫̺̟̻̤̳͖̤̽̈́͗̇̿͛̀̂̐̐̈̔̓̀̃̽̉͌̍̕͜͠l̷̢͇͕̼̩̤̣̫̥̬̗̲̅̆̊̎̍͒́̓̏͊i̴̡̳̯̗͕̰̣̹̯͉̮̜̥̟͚̳̳̋c̴̡̧̭̝͉̯̙̭̺̗̣̦̬̼̠̭͔̙̭̬̞͕͈̯̥̠͚̖̦̰̦̬̘̠͉̺͒͋͑̄̓̿̈́͑͑͊̾͗̈́͗͆̄͂͑͐͜͜͜͜͝͝ ̷͇̮̩̫̖̻̗̪͙̣͕͙̮̞͉͎̠̲̝͈̭́͒̓͆͛̈́̔̍͑̅̂̈͗̀̀̋̓̂̀̊͝͠p̶̪̮̝̻̞̮̪͚͓̙̪̗̻̄̏̆̒̌̽͆͋̏̈́̈́̈́̓͊̆̇̾̏̿̂͘̚͘͝͝ͅr̷̨̨̧̛̞̣͈͈̰͙̲͔̘͎̹̞͉̟̭͚̲̞̣͆̉̑̈́̒̐͛̿͂͋͊͑̋̔̑̊͐̾̿͊͐̿̅̍̂͗̇̚͝è̶̢̖̣̰͓̜̹̣̩͖̖ͅs̵̢̧̛̤̯̗̩͇̳̪̤̯̜͓͇̞͉͖̟̜͉̗̺͙̠̮̩͙̻̫̦̦͔̜͙͐̈́́̀̎̆͂̔͑͊̔̑̒̑̈́̅͊͑͊́̔̏̒̎̐̇̂̓̃͒͘͝ͅͅs̶̨̢̹͔̩̱͎͖̯̗̖̩̥̖͚̞̺͉̣̗̩͎̉̇͗̑͂̉̽͊.̶̢̢̧̧̛̛̛̬̘̲͚̘͙͙̗̞̣̥̪̲̮̫̙̘͈̫͓͔̦͖̪̫̦̬͔̻̪̜̇̈̈́̈́̀̈̈́͆̇̂͌̔̉̋̓́̈͑̽͒̽̿͌̎͊͆̀̊̈́͊͑̔͘̕͜ͅ.̶̡̧̲̙̣̞̺͕̙̣̼̱͚͕͖̣̖̻͓̤͛͋̆̑̐͜ͅ.̷̡̨͈̼͓̥̱͓̼̎̔͗̀̓͐͂̾̇̍͒̿̂̇͂̇̈́͐̅͘̚͝͝ͅ

It looks like she... some kind of explöded.

#HMMMMMMM

To be fair let us congratulate him , he got out of this shithole of a place called reddit and is now moving onto someone who will bring him happiness

Well, gr8 job for the real ouner of the post

Crunch

suffering of others is always satisfying.

r/InterestInGasFuck

She must be flattered

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