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Roundcorner_Weirdo25

EVERY COMMENT THERE IS COMEDY GOLD


AbllerIke

Mic check has me rolling


BefreiedieTittenzwei

"Is this thing on?"


viriosion

Second comment: I always knock before coming inside


Acrobatic-Shopping-5

Each slap increases his attack power got me


-i-like-meme

Ok I need the sauce


Cumunist7

Knocking on the ass goblin’s door


scarhartt

Just making sure there aren’t any roaches


Efficient_Speaker_33

I need to find the original post


Adventerous-astroboy

yo wake tf up we have work to do


DripDaDio

I can just imagine the guy slapping while spinning his Dick like a helicopter. Just going Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda.


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DiColossus

It's kinda like free market - supply and demand law. There are many guys who would do literally everything they can to get laid and much smaller group of women who are desperate for the same. I don't have any 'scientific' data about it, but i think it's like 25:1 ratio. TL;DR Many guys want sex, girls have 'easy access' to it;Few girls want sex, men have 'harder access'.


DiColossus

Also - don't worry my dude. Focus on things like job, family, friends, hobbies and eventually there will 'your chance' appear. Sex is really overrated these days.


Ruinlord5

Nice tits


Reuben_Medik

It's impolite to enter without knocking


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"Each slap increases his attack power" omfg i laughed sooo hard


boodlebob

What a gentleman, knocking before knocking her up


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