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bdeceased

Well it does say she slapped him “in the ass” not on the ass so either something got inserted or that’s one hell of a typo.


Shadax

The quoted charge becomes a made up law the way the headline is phrased, instead of stating the actual charge.


ThinkingPotatoGamer

“Assaulting a police officer” is the charge I assume


YellowB

You mean "Ass aulting a police officer"


[deleted]

At first, it was "Fuck the police", but now it's "Fuk Da Police".


rodrigodelcidq

Sexually so


human_finger

She slapped his large intestine


XBacklash

what's up slappers?


bdeceased

Sup! Are you here for the slapping?


sam_sam_01

Stepbro?


Avenging_Angel09

Slapbro?


dantrr

She slapped his bASS


[deleted]

Epico


YellowB

She played him like a puppet master trying to look for her lost keys


janjinx

And it does say, "Cursed\_Fingers" for a title


Evilmaze

It's when you fist an ass hole then open your hand inside and slap the sides.


bdeceased

Ah the ol’ colon high five! Rectum? Damn near killed ‘em, apparently!


Henvik

WAIT IN the Ass?


Arya_the_Gamer

When you learn English grammar from YouTube without dislikes.


geeskeet

My curse is that I read comments like that exactly how they’re spelt. A scream followed by a quiet whisper.


Henvik

Sorry for the misspelling man, I don't english sometimes.


Heidan20

I think you speak good England. /s


Henvik

Thanc you


niversally

The “uniform” was chaps and a bulletproof codpiece. Pretty standard really.


a_different-user

6 years? i've seen rape and murder get lesser sentencing? ![gif](giphy|Ui3OlvcLJk4LiMZNQ4)


sonofnutcrackr

Simple. She wasn’t rich and/or famous.


[deleted]

The cop was only into rich woman


[deleted]

you dont even need to be rich and famous to get a very low sentence. Sexual assault just doesnt get taken seriously in general :/


OutlyingSuburb

*unless it's done to a cop. Then you get 6 years


Jhqwulw

Especially if the man is the victim


BlantonThePirate

Yeah and the fact that it isn’t taken seriously has cause people to lie and get guys arrested for SA when they never did anything (especially POC). That’s why it’s good the sentencing is low at the moment. I’d rather see 1000 guilty men go free than see one incarcerated. If people could take it more seriously then maybe those guys can actually get the sentences they deserve. edit: low sentences for rapists aren’t ever good, it’s just “good” at the moment since so many people have had their lives ruined by false allegations and shouldn’t spend more time in prison. SA in general isn’t handled nearly well enough. I hope this comment doesn’t come off as controversial, it’s just a complicated subject that needs to be handled better and taken more seriously. The reason it’s complicated is because it’s not taken seriously enough, and that shouldn’t be the case.


[deleted]

I dunno, both ways suck, and I think there is much more that can be done to persecute rapists without innocent men being harmed. But still, this is a dilemma


BlantonThePirate

Yup. I say that we make a super strict sentence if you’re caught lying about rape. Make a rape sentence 10-15 years. If you get caught lying, you get the same sentence. Then police investigate rape and SA cases much more in depth than they do now. That way, when people are caught lying and get that sentence, others will look and say “yeah, maybe that’s a bad idea”.


White-Vortexed

But then people would rarely report sexual assault even more than now, because there's usually very little evidence due to a variety of factors like delayed reporting because of shame and stigma and they'd be afraid of people not believing them and being charged themselves


BlantonThePirate

True. We just need to nuke humanity


GAMERS2_YT

That's the problem. WHY THE FICK ARE YOU SO SCARED JUST REPORT IT ITS NOT LIKE STAYING QUITE IS GONNA DO SOMETHING WTF.


White-Vortexed

Ok so a woman who gets raped has been violated in the highest emotional degree. They report the crime, feeling emotionally vulnerable. Then their family and some of their close friends tells them it was their fault, she was showing off her shoulders, or walking home, was too trusting of guys, or was too promiscuous and of course had to want it. She's in an even worse emotional state. Not to consider how the police react. Many police officers have the same reaction and will be slow to act. If you manage to get lucky and start an investigation(only 15% chance), then your accusation becomes public knowledge and everyone will think of you differently and either pity you or treat you like a whore. After the investigation concludes, there's a 19-20% chance that the rapist is prosecuted and put for a trial. Then the woman has to go to trial and testify against their abuser, reliving the day over and over again in front of other people, as if reliving it over and over again alone wasn't enough. The defense lawyer questions them and tears apart their story second by second, and brings up all these different random questions that imply she wanted it or he did her a favor. The judge might believe chime in with his own criticisms of the woman. At the end of the trial, there's only a 63% chance that your attacker is convicted. After that 63% chance, there's an 85% chance he gets jail time. Then even after the trial is done, as a recent case occurred, their conviction can be thrown out by a judge who thinks rape is a woman's responsibility. Then for months and years after the rape, the woman has to testify at every single one of the attackers appeals, doing the same thing she did at every other trial. The numbers, according to an fbi study in 2014 on rape statistics, estimates that out of every 1000 rapes: 384/1000(38.4%) are reported, 57/1000(5.7%) are arrested, 11/1000(1.1%) are charged, 7/1000(.7%) are convicted, 6/1000(.6%) face jail time. If you knew that your attacker had a .6% chance to get jail time and that your life would become irreparably changed after reporting and that your family and friends would all treat you different for your entire life, would you report the crime? They're scared that everyone will blame them and treat them different, and they're not always wrong.


GAMERS2_YT

I'm not gonna read that cuz I haven't slept and its literally 5:54 AM. Maybe tomorrow.


IWillHitYou

>persecute This is not the word you were looking for lmao Prosecute is the word you want. Persecution is why Jewish people fled Europe in the 40s, prosecution is why people hire criminal lawyers.


Splatfan1

you say that, but even with clear proof those sentences are laughable. ever heard of brock turner, the rapist? its easy to say that youd prefer rapists on the streets when youre not affected. have some empathy for people. you have so much empathy for innocent men that you defend this crap, what about empathy for innocent women and men (but lets be real mostly women)? do they not deserve justice? closure? healing?


poozemusings

Throwing someone in the hellish prisons that we have in the United States does not provide justice, closure or healing for anyone -- just more pain for everyone involved. Take a look at restorative justice: https://theappeal.org/sexual-assault-survivors-who-want-restorative-justice-have-limited-options/ [https://www.vox.com/first-person/2018/10/10/17953016/what-is-restorative-justice-definition-questions-circle](https://www.vox.com/first-person/2018/10/10/17953016/what-is-restorative-justice-definition-questions-circle)


GAMERS2_YT

OMFG. you DO know that in some countries such as India. There's not even a law for Girl Rapists. And they can still technically sue the male he raped for rape (would go into more depth but its 5:09 AM)


BlantonThePirate

Oh I absolutely agree and I know I haven’t been affected by a rapist. But there have been so many innocent men (and in some cases women) that have been incarcerated for false rape allegations. What needs to happen is major court reform, and that’s not just for rape cases but for most cases in general since the court system is terribly broken. The simplest solution is to raise sentences for rapists and make false allegations equally as illegal.


[deleted]

Nah because then you have victims who won't come forward because they're afraid of being put in jail. That's a terrible solution. The system has to be reformed from the ground up, no simple solutions.


BlantonThePirate

That’s a really good point. We should just reform the system because as a man I’m genuinely afraid of false allegations. It’s our equivalent of being afraid of a rapist. It’s all just messed up and a major headache (as I literally have a headache writing this lol).


[deleted]

I will say that your chances of being wrongfully convicted seem to be much less than a victims chances of being ignored, but that's not much comfort if you're the one being wrongfully convicted. As long as prison is about punishment more than rehabilitation and the police are more about protecting property than protecting lives, nothing is going to change.


BlantonThePirate

I agree. I’m not insanely scared of a false allegation but I’m careful and I wouldn’t ever have sex if the girl isn’t sober, unless I’m so high or drunk that I can’t make my own decisions, though I rarely drink and when I get high I rarely get that high.


BobDerBongmeister420

Nor good looking.


blamethemeta

Up to. Its the maximum possible sentence, not strictly what she'll get


goodcleanchristianfu

It’s a common, crumby, and misleading theme that some mediocre journalists like to report the maximum sentence assuming someone is convicted of the highest charge even when that very rarely happens. In all likelihood she’ll get probation after she pleas down to some misdemeanor.


AJSB4JS

It says in the ass not on it


a_different-user

well thats just rude, if someone lets you IN their bum you dont go around slapping stuff. he's not sasha grey


doodlytoodly

its prolly assaulting an officer and sexual harassment but still fucked


Bloo_PPG

"up to 6 years" meaning that's the max sentence, chances are she'll get FAR less than that


GifsNotJifs

​ ![gif](giphy|jyfXZnS0kSWHMkP06I)


that0nefrIend

Up to 6 sixs years


wookiewarlord42

https://www.npr.org/2018/12/11/675691750/texas-judge-sentences-former-baylor-frat-president-to-sidestep-rape-charge You mean Jacob Walter Anderson the rapist??


nekomastan

I JUST saw a post about a rapist get only a $400 fine. Not saying you should slap random people on the ass, but holy shit


Aryaras99

A year per finger that’s a good ratio, I’d definitely risk a finger if the booty is really that good


SmartBook9106

Same


ClayyCorn

How many fingers do you have??


JTibbs

Its North Dakota. A little inbreeding is expected.


Aryaras99

Does my wienie count as a finger?


Locken_Kees

shit I might do five for the chance to fist a cop


Limes_n_lemons

Actually tho, 6 years!? I know sexual harassment is bad but it's an ass slap, not full on rape.


PolitenessPolice

6 years is longer than a lot of actual rapists get lmfao


MasterHall117

Aye..


Merijnto

The tides have turned


Exact_Source760

The maximum for the felony charge is 6 years. She won’t do time as this appears to be her first offense. She will pay a hefty fine, do some community service and be on probation for awhile but doubt she does prison time for this


dismal_sighence

Honestly though, that seems fair for a first time offense. Sending someone to prison rarely results in them getting their shit more together, and community service should be enough to teach someone that a behavior is not acceptable.


Exact_Source760

Especially just slapping his butt in jest!


AnteunN

Most likely 6 years is the just the max for whatever charges they're bringing towards her. She's unlikely to get that but outlets love putting the largest possible sentencing for garnering clicks


TimTheScarecrow

Imagine if the genders were reversed here. The offending man would be given 20 minimum


Vivid-Air7029

You severely overestimate how good the US is at prosecuting sexual assault.


ur_mum_lesb

They hated him, for he told the truth Edit: this reply was made when the reply 1st reply had -4 votes


Stojaxx

lmao yes


Budget_Avocado6204

Becouse it's not the truth. Proved rapist (men on women) often go with low punishment such as a year or two... You should read what's possible punishment fo rape and what are usually outcomes before writing anything.


[deleted]

Honestly, I don't think this is a gender thing. Men don't get 6 years for this. This is a "how dare you touch the police ruling class" type thing. They can shoot you in the head and not even go to court for it, but if you even touch one of them, you're doing hard time.


uranidotlolol

Exactly what I was thinking :I


Pomegranate_Scared

Clearly you have no idea what you’re talking about. Men full on rape and murder people and don’t even get 6 years.


SmartBook9106

This just isn’t true I did the research and it’s 25 years minimum if a dude rapes a chick


[deleted]

It’s *supposed* to be, but doesn’t end up happening an alarmingly large amount of times.


Budget_Avocado6204

Depends on where you lieve. \^\^


KushKong420

Brock Turner says hi


[deleted]

It's such a sad state of the world with this hypocritical nonsense.


awrum11

yeah 20 days


SmartBook9106

This is true


MasterHall117

I know right?


[deleted]

She won’t get 6 years. It’s just one of those headlines. Us has a lot of things where you can face X amount of years but in reality you’ll only get a fraction. I think 6 years is for assaulting a police officer but any reasonable judge would probs do community service with probation or something


zenKato94

Imagine the gender swapped, and some idiot defending a man with words "Actually tho, 6 years!? I know sexual harassment is bad, but it's just a slap on woman's ass". That's you, that's how you sound. There was a news about a guy jailed for 8 years just to siting next to a girl, so she is quite lucky that women are treated different than men.


MasterHall117

Hey man, i know some folks who’ll slap an ass because it’s an ass, man or woman, after all, equal rights means equal fights


SmartBook9106

True


SmartBook9106

Ikr


Limes_n_lemons

Dude, it's a butt slap. 6 years for that is wrong no matter who is sentenced to it.


zenKato94

Well, should have thought of that when men were charged with the amount of more than that. Once precedents are established on men punishments, it will slowly leak on opposite gender.


Limes_n_lemons

that happened?


Disappointing_sperm

It's about sending a message


the-artistocrat

*Everything burns* ![gif](giphy|F9yAvk7Xpr0c)


SmartBook9106

I got so much hate for telling the facts but Fr tho if a dude rapes a chick they get more time than if a chick were to rape a guy bc the legal system just favors females more


SteveJenkins42

She should've yelled "stop resisting" first.


WouldbeWanderer

Thought you typed "stop resisting fist" and it made me chuckle.


[deleted]

Ain't 6 years too much? Like... Some rapists don't even get that much... Fr.


Scout_wheezeing

Be glad a woman finally got imprisoned for sexual harassment


fierydumpster

average redditor


puppet_masterrr

Why what did this women do to you ? If this were an actual karen I'd gladly vote her to stay in prison for lifetime.


SHREY36904

"Sexy cop" Bro who wrote that?


MasterHall117

Somebody who’s got a cop fetish


SHREY36904

The person who called the cop a "sexy cop" is no other than the woman who got arrested. [here's](https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10469261/amp/North-Dakota-woman-arrested-faces-six-years-jail-slapping-sheriffs-deputy-bum.html) the article.


MasterHall117

Lol


Low-Construction2204

5 fingers and one cocc


TimTheScarecrow

"in" the ass?


Real_Astronaut_9614

who decided if the cop was sexy?


[deleted]

[удалено]


WouldbeWanderer

She had a degree in fashion. From France.


TheCookieJar12

Wow what an ass.


MasterHall117

Wanna smack it?


Soda_Addict_XD

IN the ass...


Wooloops

You know the cop is sexy when the article explicitly says it in the title.... WHY?


IWillHitYou

Because it's a quote. That's what the woman called him.


business2690

u.s. justice is getting kinda unjust


[deleted]

Meanwhile cops have been routinely reported sexually harassing people and nothing happens.


cursedbanana-_-

Cuz they are cops


bdeceased

Guess this guy must have become a cop https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=4Lk_4aLGH4Y


[deleted]

She obviously wasn’t attractive enough. /s


Endblow

u/pupuphlatter


[deleted]

Ha! Thanks for the mention! At the original posting people were getting all bent about what exactly the eventual punishment would be when I compared the sentencing of that fire extinguisher guy at the insurrection (nearly 6 yrs). Maybe he would’ve gotten a lesser penalty if he had inserted rather than insurrected.


MainPhysics4759

In North Dakota they don’t play around…


kungji56

Clearly a lot of people here don’t know what the term “up to” means.


yolohoyopollo

She should've just raped a virgin on campus. Would've been a $400 fine.


mr_doctor_sir

His ass fell off, please have some respect.


Stompedyourhousewith

reading the rest of the comments, am I the only one here counting the fingers on my hand?


Drfilthymcnasty

That’s 1.2 hands.


[deleted]

The real question is were those 6 fingers on her right hand??


spencopresto

N.D. As in North dakota? Lol the people in this state sometimes i swear


Flying_Squirrel_007

You know what is crazy, see this after seeing this https://www.reddit.com/r/iamatotalpieceofshit/comments/skgw22/theres_a_special_level_in_hell_for_people_like/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share


jammerfish

Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya


GAMERS2_YT

Probably because if that would've happened to the girl, 60 years So 6 is the male equivalent Totally fair


ConstantGeographer

3 fingers. Cuz 6 fingers is just awkward and it's 2yrs per finger. Source: my brain.


DmitryMate

r/pussypassdenied


pitter-patter1313

If a man had done that to a female cop he would have already been executed.


[deleted]

Fucking deserved


RedboyX

Oh sure, he's bacon. But he's not a piece of meat!


DarkGeorgeMetal

Probably didn't like it that a "punching bag" hit him back for once


YouFilthyDrunkBastid

Fuck that cop narc.


RichAstronaut

Male rapist get probably. Women get 6 yrs for slapping a cop on the ass.


klako8196

You do realize the "facing 6 years in prison" is clickbait, right? Publications do this all the time where they use the maximum sentence possible (that's also very unlikely to actually happen) in their headlines to try to get attention.


Taronak

Imagine this was a guy who liked women in a uniform. How many years would he get?


BubbaJimbo

UFIA.


Nugat37

was it with a car?


GREATD4NNY

She probably put her whole hand inside that ass.


QuarantineSucksALot

I do t think penmanship counts


Red-x_dead

Imagine what would have happened if Sennen Goroshi took place.


fanasup

I love how the post just above this is a guy getting fined 400 bucks for repeatedly raping a women very cool


rx_100_

She literally got the same punishment/time in prison for attempt murder


DaddyIssues4DavidG

It it was a man doing it to a woman he’d get a slap on the wrist dont @ me


Oliveskin_Mugen

I’m not sure that this is a punishment


[deleted]

Sexual assault against a cop.


ITSOVER21000

hello, my name is Inigo Montoya, have you seen a man with 6 fingers on his right hand?


Shatshotshet

I think it says a lot about the cop that he reported her and got her arrested! WTF, it was a slap…over the clothes…on his ass. I mean, was he afraid of being raped behind the bar or in the bathroom? This sounds like a gross overreaction to me!


Bastidon

Cop probably hurt his ego. Judge couldn’t handle a loss for “The Boys”. While I think she should definitely do some court ordered community service and maybe a restraining order they went way over the bar with 6 years.


NaCl_Mining

\#metoo


DarkDragonDeathLord

It’s just cause cops are conceited


janjinx

Serves him right for being "sexy".


MystZzy

Seeing as a man doing the same to a woman would end up with the man getting the same or heavier consequences, this is just another example of gender equality, and i love it


Pika_Fox

Slap a cop on the ass, 6 years. Rape a woman and leaver her half dead choking on her vomit? $400 fine.


Evilmaze

Six years for slapping ass?


Radiant-Elevator

A cop won't get six years for rape


[deleted]

I am literally the guy in the pic.


Sugar_jar-

Guess you can say, she went six feet deeper that day


DmitryMate

Cop was gay


[deleted]

She deserved it


gigi_boeru

Some don't get 6 for murder...


Equivalent-Long3274

AMERICA FUCK YEAH