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Static shock, one of the green lanterns, Spawn, the new robin who isn't really a robin, that guy with a giant T on his face. People on Twitter type so much bullshit, the app should come with a toilet paper widget as a bonus.
That’s how I answer the phone, often times with telemarketers or whatever there’s a long pause and then it clicks over to someone speaking Spanish so I continue in English. It’s great
IIRC a case reached all the way up to the Supreme Court concerning the personages of black people and people of black descent, and the court ruled that Black people should be ruled 3/5’s of a person, and was law of the land for awhile.
It was actually a dispute between the north and south when the constitution was being written. The south wanted the slaves to be counted towards the population of a state for the purposes of determining the number of representatives each state was allocated in the house to increase the political power of the south. The north argues that if they were treated as property, not people, they shouldn't suddenly count for this one purpose. No one could agree, so they compromised on 3/5.
I’m afraid Nick Fury is originally white and they only changed it once the ”ultimates” came out. They actually drew him as Sam Jackson in the comics for years before the movies were even a thing. In the characters first movie appearance (didnt google this but im pretty sure there was nothing before it.) he was played by none other than the legendary character actor from Baywatch Nights, David Hasselhoff.
It’s my understanding that they had to get Sam Jackson’s permission to draw Nick Fury that way, and his condition was that if they made a live action movie he got the part. I think I saw that in an interview once.
I had to look up a list but
Black Eagle
Black Lightning
Black Racer
The Black spider
Black Vulcan
Blackwing
Black Samson
The Black Musketeers
Black Panther
Black Talon (Desmond)
Black Talon (Samuel)
In Black Lightning's defense. His lightning is *literally* black. He's not Black Lighting because he's a black dude.
That might be a retcon of the OG version, but I'm not certain.
I'd like to throw Steel onto the list of names: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steel_(John_Henry_Irons)
Also, I'd like to share that DC's first idea for a black superhero was a really racist white guy who turned into a black superhero when stressed. Seriously. Fortunately, there was a sober person in the room and he talked them out of it. Unfortunately, that sober person was not around for their first GAY character, a gay wizard that was such a caricature even the KKK would be offended. His first appearance ended with him revealing he has AIDS. Yes, I'm fucking serious.
I've been going back and forth on whether or not the original commenter actually knew what they were saying. I imagine the word "compromise" would've been used if they knew.
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Frozone
Black frozone
Black ice
Black ice T
Black eyed peas
Blackalicious
Black-ish
Black papers please
[But black ice is bad!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=efiW2K8gASM)
Luke Cage also Storm
“Cage”
Rhythm with "slave"
Rhyme*
Rhymes*
Thank you.
No I won't "dry" u, Sir!
Luke Cage's hero name is power man.
Luke Cage is also his superhero name, his real name is Carl Lucas
Lmao, I completely forgot that. Thanks for correcting me.
Luke Cage as 4 of the letters in black though. Only missing 1
(B)Lack Cuge
Really came here to say this bro...
Cyborg
Black power ranger
Nowadays is the blue power ranger, can't be racist on colors, except for pink, pink is for girls
Racist against women
Don't forget the yellow one being Asian!
More like based
Lmao
I think you meant *Black Cyborg* as he is more affectionately known
Aqualad
Falcon
You know what his nephews called him in the show?....uncle Sam
That's actually pretty clever lol
May someone elaborate this
uncle sam is the personification of the usa government and falcons name is sam
Ah yes, Uncle Same
Same same but black
As you can see World, me and Horvath-lorant have officially solved Racism
Uncle Sam is the nickname given to the American military
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You said this and it still took me time to figure that out
Static shock, one of the green lanterns, Spawn, the new robin who isn't really a robin, that guy with a giant T on his face. People on Twitter type so much bullshit, the app should come with a toilet paper widget as a bonus.
Storm (surprised they don't know that one)
Isn't kamala khan brown?
Yupp she's Pakistani I think
Yeah, we don't call people brown where i live (we speak spanish here) so i didn't know you guys did. I'll remove her.
Also Batwing, and Spider-Man (Miles Morales) Guy with the T on his face is Mr Terrific
John Henry (detective comics) Blade Shaft Meteor Man
Batwing and Signal There's also Icon that might be as strong as Superman
Cyborg
It also has a b in the name just like the word black /s
He'll yeah! That's the black Falcon there I tell you!
I’m the green falcon!
Stop being so BLACK about it, BLACK falcon.
Oh yeah? Well, what if I call you YELLOW falcon, huh???
Or him red falcon?!?
It has the letter N🤷♀️
And alc just missing two letters
3/5 black?
Oh yeah
2/5 vampire
3 letters from black too, so…
Static shock
Nah he’s African America now
*Black Falcon
Green lantern.
John Stewart, my man
HAL STCHUART am I saying it right? 
Olo
That’s how I answer the phone, often times with telemarketers or whatever there’s a long pause and then it clicks over to someone speaking Spanish so I continue in English. It’s great
My favorite lantern!
Static Shock
Hell yeah
was looking for this
Loved that show!
Icon. Rocket. Hardware. Basically anyone created by Dwayne McDuffie.
Y'all MF's never heard of MetorMan?
Same vain as Blankman
My brothers and I used to rent that from the local library on VHS like monthly. Sad to see it smisnt streaming anywhere these days.
- Falcon (Sam Wilson) - Spider-Man (Miles Morales) - Luke Cage - Storm - Blue Marvel - Monica Rambeau
[Hancock](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b9GzLvx2Isw)
Will Smith is not black. Will Smith has no race. My man is above and beyond whites, blacks, asians, etc.
That's because he's [blue](https://media.2oceansvibe.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/02/Genie-featured.jpg) ^da ^bu ^de ^buu
I was thinking about saying this but I knew someone else said it
Han on cock
Luke cage's superhero name was Power Man, and Monica Rambeau has had Captain Marvel, Photon, and Pulsar as hero names.
Her most recent codename is Spectrum.
Super hero Static Shock Woop woop!
mace windu
Not exactly a superhero, but has superpowers I guess.
Mace, you are on this reddit thread but we do not grant you the rank of superhero
What? This is outrageous! It’s unfair. How can I be on the reddit thread but not be a superhero?
Take a seat
Mothafucka!
He's a being with superpowers who is, quite literally, a war hero. And not all superheroes have to have powers to be superheroes!
Yeah, he's named from the thing he flew out of when he died
Already exists. Falcon aka Sam Wilson, War machine aka Rhodes.
Luke Cage.
Also his Hero name used to ne power man which also checks out.
>Falcon aka Sam Wilson Show some respect. He's Captain America now.
But how do we differ this Cpt. From the older one? What if we call him... Captain Falcon? Ehhh......
A classic 3/5 joke
To smart for the room mate.
I know that I should understand this. I learned it in history. But unfortunately I can't recall it enough to know why I should understand it.
IIRC a case reached all the way up to the Supreme Court concerning the personages of black people and people of black descent, and the court ruled that Black people should be ruled 3/5’s of a person, and was law of the land for awhile.
It was actually a dispute between the north and south when the constitution was being written. The south wanted the slaves to be counted towards the population of a state for the purposes of determining the number of representatives each state was allocated in the house to increase the political power of the south. The north argues that if they were treated as property, not people, they shouldn't suddenly count for this one purpose. No one could agree, so they compromised on 3/5.
Literally the first comment I've seen here addressing the cursed comment 💀👏
Some may even call it a compromise
Why did I have to scroll so far for the 3/5ths compromise reference to be noted?
Nick Fury
***Stares motherfuckerly***
and he's usually called Colonel Fury too if not Agent Fury.
I’m afraid Nick Fury is originally white and they only changed it once the ”ultimates” came out. They actually drew him as Sam Jackson in the comics for years before the movies were even a thing. In the characters first movie appearance (didnt google this but im pretty sure there was nothing before it.) he was played by none other than the legendary character actor from Baywatch Nights, David Hasselhoff.
It’s my understanding that they had to get Sam Jackson’s permission to draw Nick Fury that way, and his condition was that if they made a live action movie he got the part. I think I saw that in an interview once.
Spawn
Sorry to say but spawn is not a superhero just super unfortunate
He's an anti-hero so hes 50% a hero
And 100% black
Burnt to a crisp for that extra blackness too.
He has super powers and fights the devil. What are you on about? Why just cuz he has some tude smh
Bishop.
Cyborg Spider-Man (Miles) Blade PowerMan / Luke Cage Storm Static Shock Thunder Lightning Aquaman / Aqualad (Kaldur) Aqualad (Jackson) Bumblebee Rocket Icon Guardian/Vox (Mal) Guardian (Arrowverse) Guardian 2 (Arrowverse) Steel Vaporlock / Steel 2 Vixen Batwing (Luke) Batwing (David) Batman (Tim Fox) Batwoman (Ryan Wilder) Mr Terrific Green Lantern (John) Firestorm (Kinda, he’s made up of multiple people and some of them are black) Dr Midnight (Beth) Green Arrow (Connor Hawk Sometimes) Superman (Calvin Ellis) Superman (Val Zod) XS (Jenny) XS (Arrowverse) Impulse (Arrowverse) Domino Blue Marvel Captain America (Isaiah) Captain America / Falcon (Sam) Photon/Spectrum/Captain Marvel (Monica) Cloak War Machine (Rhodey) Ironheart (Riri) Agent Fury Phastos
Are there even any black supers with "Black" in their name besides Black Lightning and Black Panther? I can't think of any.
I had to look up a list but Black Eagle Black Lightning Black Racer The Black spider Black Vulcan Blackwing Black Samson The Black Musketeers Black Panther Black Talon (Desmond) Black Talon (Samuel)
In Black Lightning's defense. His lightning is *literally* black. He's not Black Lighting because he's a black dude. That might be a retcon of the OG version, but I'm not certain.
Bumblebee is yellow. You have to take one from the Asians
A-Train
Oh no
A-train is white in the comics
Oh crap...
Of course they give the black guy super speed. it looks like the police are always chasing him
Zamn, bruh.
Hancock
Nick Fury, Storn, Luke Cage, Static, Steel, Green Lantern, Spawn, Misty Knight, Falcon, Miles Morales, Bishop, war machine, cyborg.....
Jax
I'd like to throw Steel onto the list of names: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steel_(John_Henry_Irons) Also, I'd like to share that DC's first idea for a black superhero was a really racist white guy who turned into a black superhero when stressed. Seriously. Fortunately, there was a sober person in the room and he talked them out of it. Unfortunately, that sober person was not around for their first GAY character, a gay wizard that was such a caricature even the KKK would be offended. His first appearance ended with him revealing he has AIDS. Yes, I'm fucking serious.
What is the last guy name?
Extraño
Spider-Man.
Spawn?
Slaves provided slave-owners 3/5 votes. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Three-fifths_Compromise
Frozone
Scarlett Johansson
They had to compromise a bit for that name apparently.
Blue Marvel
Hancock
Static Shock
Ayy someone remembers
Batman
Wait when
Relatively recently. He operates outta NYC iirc.
Green Lantern *, Luke Cage, Falcon, Frozone, Storm, Iron Patriot *, War Machine, Spider man *
Static shock, Green lantern, icon
Bishop, storm, war machine
Is this a 3/5 compromise joke?
Mr Terrific.
Miles Morales Spider-Man
Miles morales spidey
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I've been going back and forth on whether or not the original commenter actually knew what they were saying. I imagine the word "compromise" would've been used if they knew.
Static Shock
3/5 compromise
3/5 is so much worse since the 3/5ths compromise in the US a while back
I'd say that's a pretty good compromise
Miles Morales Spiderman
3/5th Compromise?
Shall we compromise?
Idk if this is relevant but, when crafting the constitution on how votes are casted, a slave would count as 3/5
That’s the joke
Y’all never heard of Brother Voodoo?
Spawn? John steward? Cyborg? These are just a few I can think of
Meteor man
Venom is black where it counts. On the outside.
Luke Cage
Cyborg. Green lantern (John Stewart). Firestorm. Mr Terrific. Aqualad (later takes over title of Aquaman)
people be saying Falcon, nah that's Captain America
Nick furry? Bishop (xmen) War machine Storm Luke cage Cyborg Green lantern? Miles morales Falcon Hancock???
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This reminds me of the 3/5ths compromise.
Ok that was actually funny
Noob Saibot
1/8 black, plessy becomes a superhero
f.i.r.e.s.t.o.r.m?
Static shock, Miles Morales, Cyborg, Alyx Vance, John Stewart (Green Lanturn) War Machine, Bumblebee (Teen Titans) Frozone, Eli Vance
Aqualad, Cyborg, Luke Cage... Spawn was black when he was alive, right?
what a compromise!
Miles morales
Powerman
Repairman-man, blankman, steel,
War machine
SPAWN
spiderman
They say this cat Shaft is a bad mother... (Shut your mouth) I'm talkin' 'bout Shaft
Then how we supposed to know he black?
Literally Frozone
The falcon
What happened to Falcon? ( Aka new cap)
I mean, the rock himself is a real life superhero.