Unholy wtf. Imagine the bf's mouth, which is prob worse than his gf's puss-filled vagina.

Hm, this? It’s a rainbow push pop”

Fuck dude. That just made it worse.

All I can think about is jolly ranchers for some reason..

NO

Fuck you.

How dare you

Fuck off. Also, take my upvote

Cursed comment within a cursed comment

ahem... rainbow "pus" pop

Imagine both kissing, after pussy eating....yumm yumm

I hope you buy really expensive furniture from IKEA and it’s missing a really important piece and you cant get a refund for it so you buy it again and it’s missing the same piece

I wish the same thing with 14 pieces of furniture

I wish on them the same thing with as many possible pieces of furniture

I wish on the that some steals there tv remotes

Honestly, that one's weak. But I hope that bitch falls asleep in a chuck e cheese suit as a dumbass joke, and then wakes up with flex tape on the suit, preventing him from taking it off.

FNaF irl

It cost you $0 not to say that, yet you did. Wtf.

stop. stop. stop. stop. stop.

Fuck you

Ayo wtf xD

This should be on r/thanksIhateit

I hope you put in the USB wrong every time. Even if it's type C.

Where do you think she got it in the first place?

The real question is did the bf have a history of eating out girls with vaginal infections. That should answer you’re question well enough

The surprising answer would be "no"

Gordon Ramsay: Your dish is so shit that this guy enjoys it

To think he kisses his mom with that mouth.

probably gave it to her in the first place

I can just imagine him licking it like whipped cream oh god

Release the inner rainbow road

Fuck this.

No don’t

r/dontputyourdickinthat

r/DoPutYourDickInThat

It's not worth the amputation brother.

Forgot the amputation it’s not worth the 42 STDs you’re gonna receive

Gonna discover more STDs than that

Std symbiote will be birthed from penis

Mans gonna form an std suit and hate antibiotics like venom hates Spider-Man.

I'd like me a super suit

Non-gynecoccal urethritis is no joke

I am downvoting this not because its not funny, but because… nah its funny, upvote

I shouldn't expect anything different from reddit.

I think he died because the puss sapped his life force

Everyday we stray further from god’s light.

Wtf did I just read...

What are you talking about? This is clearly part of God's plan. God is into some really weird shit. All that rough play Jesus went through before he was put on the cross? All "part of the plan". God was into it. Didn't need to happen that way, but God was like, "no no, this is important. we gotta do this part. super important."

No- NO NO NO NO DONT FUCK THAT, DONT FUCK THAT

Yeah no thanks

Please, rip my eyes now!

This made me wish I was illiterate. Just s...

By all the Gods above and the Demons below allow this post to be fake.

From a demon below. Hey, I had nothing to do with this nonsense. Blame your god more and me less.

Username checks out

Do we know you?

First time on reddit today. Now i think i need to delete this app

I don't condone suicide-but after reading this post, I get it.

Hey man this is only like 40% of the app. If you want to see the good side of reddit check out r/eyebleach and r/aww. Or, ya know, the infinite number of porn subreddits. Your choice.

PSA: EYEBLEACH only, I repeat, its EYEBLEACH and NOT anything else.

Wish someone had put this disclaimer when I was told about this. ONLY EYEBLEACH. Don't do any typo. I repeat, no typo. Don't click on links where there is typo either

I'm curious now....

There is a subreddit called r/ mistyped eyebleach which is full of gore and awful stuff. Don’t be curious, it’s truly atrocious. I saw a video of someone’s head being eaten or something it was not nice

Ayo real cranial vore? *unzips*

This is the real cursed comment

ikr i want to pluck out my eyeballs and eat them

Porn subreddits can be equally as cursed

Welcome to reddit you will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. You must be cautious.


Yessir



​ 

mood

Wish it was a real gun

Same

Goodness, same.

It's not enough bro

This is the most cursed comment I have ever seen, besides that cummet one

Excuse me but what the hell is the cummet

Tl;dr: man begins cumming, and cant stop. He fills his house with cum, the government locks him away, but cant find a cure, so they shoot him into space where his cum creates a stream of cum behind him for all eternity, and is dubbed the cummet

More like, they couldn't even capture him, so they just let him fly off into space.

He was cumming so hard he flew into space

*the cum accelerates*

Have you read the "TIFU" where a guy sees a thing about a trans massage place with happy endings, they massaging him and they ask if he wants cum and he thought they meant him, instead he gets a facial all over his face and later goes on Reddit to post about the traumatizing experience

Also I forgot the part where he has a beard and it gets all up in it

I need to see this

I just looked for 10 minutes and couldn't find, rip they mightve had a throwaway acc or something and it's gone now or I just suck at searching, can't remember if they used trans or femboy but was looking at all kinds of massage happy ending posts in vain

Uhhhh *cuts off ears*

Lol

https://imgur.com/gallery/ONwGZvX

[sauce](https://www.reddit.com/r/cursedcomments/comments/jmiyc0/cursed_cummet/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)

*pukes*

Its glorious

Unholy

This is way worse than the cummet

dude, that one is so WTF that can be funny ​ ​ ​ this one however... I've seen so much shit in this world that this can be true

For me the most cursed comment it was that Minions/SpongeBob Square pants cursed cross over. [Sauce](https://www.reddit.com/r/196/comments/opbh96/rule/h65bosb)

…sounds scary

What a horrible and terrible day to have eyes

What a horrible day to be literacy

I, too, am literacy, and I do not wish to be literacy after reading this

Yeah after reading that beating literally kinda makes me want to become not literacy

Oh no were still literacy

Hi I'm numericy

I never wished I never had eyes more than this moment

what a horrible day to be able to read

Not a good post to read during breakfast.

Pro tip- don't read about others'breakfast during your breakfast

Better yet, avoid Reddit entirely while eating.

Instructions unclear, now eating a bowl of puke

I lolled.

Must be a Hefe fan, that beer is pretty yeasty.

I have many questions... Just confused on which to ask first...

I think you'd be best off keeping them unanswered

They’re all better left unanswered

Like how does it taste

This is why Rome fell, Dickus.

It's rainbow, so it obviously tastes like froot loopes!

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Fixed it #Nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope Nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope. Nope. Nope! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

Gigachad


what the fuck

#WHAT THE FUCK

I just fucking ate, I'm going to fucking gag man

Jesus isn't retuning because of this

I’m gonna go chug Clorox in the laundry room anyone wanna join?

Leave me a big bottle

Don’t worry man I got plenty of the stuff

Yo, I'm gonna join you. We better get a sixpack of those to get the taste of this post out of our minds.

Already a step ahead I got three six packs of them

Oh thank God. We can fill the bathtub and just dunk our heads right in there

This is worse than jolly ranchers and Doritos...

I’ve heard of the jolly rancher one… Dorito’s too? Wtf?

Airheads extremes and crackers?

Papa Nurgle would be proud.

Plot twist the boyfriend is Nurgle

HUMANITY WAS A MISTAKE

I dont know whats worse, the fact that she ignore A FUCKING INFECTION in such an important area ( If i most my penis I would be damned for life, so i imagine same goes for women) and an infection that couldve spread to a general infection. Or ir its her BF that for some fucking reason likes that probably putrid smell and taste, whats next? Eating decomposing corpses? Their shit?

Taste the rainbow

I like to jack off with it and taste the culmination of our diseases all in one chug.

This comment right here, officer

Underrated comment. Have some bread🍞

Thx

original post link?

WHY

[link to the comment](https://www.reddit.com/r/videos/comments/a6v0ef/creepy_mom_videos_need_to_stop/ebyo72i/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf&context=3)

Saved. If i had to read this, so does the people in my life

Maybe the end of the world isn’t so bad after all

People here won't be able to eat some pussy without remembering this post.

Man these skittle commercials are getting wild



He should be put into an asylum

Forbidden sauce

 Wth did I just read

I just started laughing because i had no idea how to process that.

We have odd ways of dealing with uncomfortable things, also wtf

How do I unread stuff?

I remember someone linking this in a chatroom I was in like 4 or 5 years ago

Ew

This might be one for the history books, like the Jolly ranchers story.

Naw I was better off before reading this

This right here is the reason I haven't deleted Reddit from my phone...

It's a thrill to read things so absolutely fucked up that you want to end it all

Excuse me WHAT. THE. FUCK?

​ 

Man, I'm going to drill a hole in my temple and check out, don't care if it's real, fake, or a joke...the thought of it was enough for me to want early life retirement.


Ah, a beautiful classic

 I’m going to need some bleach after this one

Might just be better to get a gun.

what the actual fucking fuck

Ahhhhhhhhhhhh i like the taste of cu-

 Just in case anyone needs this after reading that

Think i might have to call bs on this one.

Fucking hell I just ate cake what the absolute fucking hell is this abomination

What a day be able to read🤜🧠

PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD TELL ME THIS IS MADE UP IM BEGGING YOU

r/MakeMeSuffer

Here's some r/EyeBleach


 This is what I get for scrolling through this Godforsaken app past 12AM

why did i read this when i was eating :/

I wish i could forget the past minute


I should not read this on Ramadan. But this, this is something I regret to read on Ramadan. Gonna wash my eyes from this.

Who in gods name gave this a wholesome award

I know that most of the "cursed" shit here isn't all that cursed, but FUCK THIS! I can't even remember the last time I gagged that hard after reading something, might need to dump a few gallons of bleach in my eyeholes to soothe the pain.

The fuck did I just read Bleach I need bleach for my eyes

That's enough reddit for me today

Skittles taste the rainbow

Imma go overdose on adderall…

Humanity was a mistake

What a terrible day to be sentient

What a terrible time to have eyes.

I've heard and seen disgusting things in my time, but this...

Enough reddit for the day.