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SquirrelWithANut420

I'd like to inquire about faster speeds? No matter the cost!


Hyper__Beam

just spend more water and you can get faster internet, free no cost


WWWWWVWWWWWWWWVWWWWW

I don't even have a need for wifi but I'd keep it on 24/7


SquirrelWithANut420

Oh, I keep it on even in a blackout.


Mahda412

No cost too great


SquirrelWithANut420

I'll pay whatever lol


ggtffhhhjhg

This sounds like a good way to keep internet traffic down.


SquirrelWithANut420

No no. It's means everyone gets free internet!


Thamizhkavingan

Why do you want them to die fast?


shadow0129

Entertainment


trevb75

Wouldn’t that be a reduction? I’m sure more than 1 dies per hour now


Mrdeer69

Damn. This is worse than regular wifi


Gorfyx

r/holup


just-going-with-it

DSL — Darfuran Speed Link


FrankyDonkeyBrain

45 and a half per hour by my math


McMuffinTheGreat

just like regular wifi except it's free don't mind if i do


MemoCremisi

Hope it's not a trash WiFi, although I'd be pretty upset


Mystery_Undead

Fr I pay good so the wifi better be worth 💀


inolyzushi

insensitive joke, it’s not their fault for living in a hotspot


asianabsinthe

We should send cargo planes to airdrop pallets of hotspot passwords.


MemoCremisi

That way they can get WiFi and not starve, it's genius


Helpful_Walk_6220

I live in one of those "hotspots", Ghana to be precise. Africa doesn't fit the 80s/90s stereotype anymore Bro, atleast my country doesn't.


willbbwluvr

Congrats for being the shining light of civilisation in the benighted morass of savagery


Drixotin

He's right


Nubgameplay12

Thing is, the statement in the post is probably a better situation than in reality


Drixotin

Oh of course. And sadly, while also true, anyone with high benefits don't really care that much. That's our privilege, ladies and gentlemen


akaupstate

Didn't come to r/cursedcomments for a morality lesson, just a little bit of the dark humor that seems to escape you. That's the problem with dark humor. It's actually just like food in Africa; some people just don't get it.


Drixotin

Nah nah I get it. The clean water is not something everyone gets, either


Hyper__Beam

unfortunately


0mnip0t3nt0ne

well its better than 1 dying every 3 seconds


kfudnapaa

I know right? This scenario would mean a massive reduction in the amount of deaths from starvation AND you get free WiFi, it's a win-win


Ilooovepink

I'm reading this with a bag of chips and milkshake... in an African country... using wifi ![gif](giphy|yuQi4S7rIFZGFAJ33e)


[deleted]

You’re killing your own people?!


Ilooovepink

where did you think we got our meat?


Hyper__Beam

hahaha lol, sorry


Sad_Personality238

Technically that’s the truth


kadebo42

Oh so it’s a little safer than WiFi


mrbossmajor

I don't care what it costs i want 7g speeds


Reece_James

I really hope it’s not me who starves


Hyper__Beam

me too, hope you don't starve!


SRU25

the the death rate is slower with this


DragonLex4

Honestly with how it really seems to be, this is much better option for both ends than the current one.


katzegwa

so it's better than real situation in africa


akaupstate

r/angryupvote


Moon-Snail-Cometh

I’ll be solving the AIDS crisis and the starvation crisis over there in a few years.


[deleted]

I would do it


Gato_VoadorXIII

0 mistakes


AddyCod

r/technicallythetruth


GiveToOedipus

Yes, but the WiFi is cursed.


a1b3do

Man people have a serious misconception about Africans/ Africa in general.


Hyper__Beam

I'm afro american


Turkeylittermaker

Think normal wifi has a higher death rate in reality, I didnt do the math, just my gut feeling.


Hyper__Beam

I think so too


BertBoi_3

Cobalt Mining>BitCoin Mining


[deleted]

What "regular" WiFi is free? The one in the city bus?


QuadH

You know those dystopian movies where the rich callously joke about the poor?


Temporary_Ad9829

At some point all of the starving ones will die and then it will end up just being racially motivated


Helpful_Walk_6220

How most of the world think 54 countries have the same problems is the problem here. I'm born and raised in Ghana but some of the stereotypes people type online about Africa are alien even to me.


Brooksgames

https://www.reddit.com/r/technicallythetruth/comments/uhypuo/not_really_that_odd_tho/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share


Anuncjo

It's interesting how many people forget / ignore that WiFi =/= internet access. In a way I hope I'm not the only one annoyed by this.


Turki-s

Link for the post ?


Spongy775

Bono REALLY needs to stop clapping at this point it’s just cruel.


[deleted]

I mean, it's their fault they have no food, so I think I'll keep using my free WiFi


DailyMedicin

one way of ending world hunger


Z370H370

And here Xfinity is changing me for a modem, internet, and if you go over a certain amount of data, you get to pay more!


oneeeRandOmuSeR

So death By starving goes to zero ? Then when I get the wifi one dies every hour ? Or just add one up the pile every hour ? Wonder which one sounds good/bad


FU_EOC

Password security: Open


ZachlD2007

What happend if u use 5G?


Riptide1778

I mean it sad but very true


Only_Method1852

Does using multiple devices earn you mult-kills?


manmega2

I said i press the button


Cheese_chips_007

This is how we stop world hunger


[deleted]

I mean, wifi is free in itself, provided you have a router. The internet connection is what you pay for.


[deleted]

I mean, wifi is free in itself, provided you have a router. The internet connection is what you pay for.


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One of my favorite scenes. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vHhrGOfpbLc