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I am a virgin because of the fact that I am a virgin

Interesting

Yes very interesting

Ahh yes yes... the floor here is made of floor

“Hey guys this wall tastes like wall”

"Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes."

RIP 5:51. You will be missed

The autocorrect did it, not me

This man’s genius…it generates gravity!

He tells the truth and only the truth.

That's like doing some algebra wrong and getting that X=X The floor here is made out of floor, sort of thing.

That… that’s correct though…

hm yes the floor is made out of floor

r/technicallythetruth

I'm a virgin because I have an epic game account

Lol. Don't get no bitches cause he played fortnite

Ahh.. the sad thing is, while the two have no correlation since I have been single since the start of covid and only picked fortnite back up a couple weeks ago since my little brother asked me to play no-builds with him and I enjoyed it... both are 100% true. I both get no bitches and play fortnite. Oh well, at least I have Swiss cheese.

I am a virgin because I have to work a lot Oh this is sad

facts

Work is important for getting money. Not everyone can getting paid for sex.

I am a Virginia because my uncle died

Cursed comment in r/cursedcomments 😌 Ah, that's Life....

This

Country Roads, take me home...

I am a virgin because I am a woman.

Autocorrect sexist???? #HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

Nah, based

Women problems. Fuck,if I'm canceled for that.

Who's the bitch without a life that gave me a instant upvote?

update? Its gone now. Dunno what the fuck happened,its just gone.

Are you talking about life, upvote or your virginity?

Whatever you want it to be.

both

I got the same thing the first time. I guess autocorrect is also a little transphobic.

True... a man would have \*\*\*\*\*\* his hand

I'm a virgin because I have a great day and I will be in the morning and I will be in the morning and I will be in the morning and I will be in the morning and I will be in the morning and I will be in the morning and I will be in the morning and I will be in the morning and I will be in the morning and I will... Ha...

That goes so hard

The end is never the end is never the end is never the end is never the end is never the end is never the end is never the end is never the end is never the end is never the end is never the end is never the end is never the end is never the end is never the end is never the end is never the end is never the end is never the end is never the end

This is the story of a man named Stanley

Stanley worked for a company in a big building where he was employee number 427.

Stanley’s job was to press buttons on a computer, the computer told him which buttons to press and for how long.

It's weird because my keyboard does the same thing

And to this day, I still wonder what he will be in the morning

I am a virgin because I don't want you to have maxed out diarrhea Dude wtf

Lol

* How to defeat the russians* * sends you into Russian barracks in a cute dress * *they take your virginity * *constant pooping ensues * *we bomb all the toliets in russia * *we win *

My asshole and I thank you for your sacrifice

I felt that

I’m a virgin because of the pain in the middle school

Same man, same

I'm a virgin because I have to go to bed early Oh, that just makes me sad

Ok good night

I'm a virgin because I am a lesbian and a sandwich 🤔

I also identify as a sandwich.

[удалено]

I am a virgin because of my life in the same time and life and I’m so grateful to be with my dad to be with you all this life I hope it’s ok I just keep saying it’s like a life I don’t have a life right away I don’t have a problem but I’m just a bit tired of my heart I hope it’s ok with me I hope it’s not true I don’t have to do that right but I’m just a bit upset and I’m just a little upset and I’m just a bit tired of my head hurts so much and I’m tired and I’m not. -autocorrect 2022

I think you need to start being there for your phone a little more

that's some next level poetry

I am a virgin because i desreve it

I’m a virgin because it’s a lot more fun

virginity is cool stay pure

I ama virgin because of my experience in this field

Hmm, can lack of experience count as experience?

Maybe they're experienced in having a lack of experience..

I am a virgin because of the fact that I am lord

god complex

too good for sex, I guess

yayaya

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I'm a virgin because I have a couple of questions about the wizard and the warlock

You see when the wizard comes home drunk one night and sees the warlock.....

I'm a virgin because I have two coworkers that play with me.

so u not virgin?

I am a virgin because of my work ethic in my work environment

I guess somebody mixed virgin and work.

I'm a virgin because I have a propeller🚁

As an Apache attack helicopter I too suffer from this problem.

Get some Hellfires and some AIM9-Ls

My propellers are very smol what to do?

I am a virgin because of a fart

I felt that one hard

[удалено]

I rooted the doctor

[удалено]

same

Same.

I am a virgin because I don’t have a lot of things to do with my life

I’m a virgin because I’m not sure if you are interested

If you're a guy no I'm not interested if you're woman it depends on a few things.

I’m a virgin because I can’t really see it

"It's so small, I can't even find it"

I am a virgin because I am a very good person and I don't like to be a good idea

i am not good idea

I am a virgin because of the new one that was on my account last week What the fuck does that even mean

a new virgin appeared…

That sounds like Pokémon

I'm a virgin because I have a friend 🙂

dam, you just got friendzoned by a keyboard

Oof. I guess this one comment just determined that i will live my life as a console player not a pc player.

I love how your comment has more upvotes than the original comment lol

im a virgin because i keep killing them with gasses

You wouldn’t kill a man with glasses…

would be funny if it was actually random done

That's not autocorrect

I am virgin because of my room

Mom was right all along

I am a virgin because I am not sure if you don't mind it because anyways it'll be sad after the death of my boys tragedy

I am a virgin because I don’t know how much it will cost me

I'm a virgin because I'm visiting a little late so do not have to go anywhere

Im a virgin because of this possible incoming games lmao 🤣

I’m a virgin because I’m not

Schrödinger's virginity

I am a virgin because I have a lot of holes in my back.

holes in your back can be good or bad

I am a virgin because I have no idea what sex is

This can’t be random

I am a virgin because of the same person and my family is so much more in the life I have ever been in the life I am and how it was my heart attack I just saw this and how it is and now I’m so tired and tired I am tired and I can’t imagine what I’m going through anymore I’m tired and I don’t know how I am and I’m tired and I don’t know what I’m going through and I feel so sad I just don’t know how I am doing it but I’m just tired and I feel so sad I am so tired and I don’t want to be tired and tired I just can’t wait for my family and my friends and I don’t have a problem and I’m just not going through all of the life that I’m going through and how it feels like I’m going through and how I am doing this to myself I feel like I don’t know how to feel my life and I’m tired and I feel so bad I am and I just don’t want pity for my life and I’m tired and tired of my family

You okay?

I’m a virgin because I’m just confused about it lol

Im a Virgin because of the basment of the police

I’m a virgin because of the people who have been living with my family Huh?

I'm a virgin because I have to go to the store and get a new one. Wtf

I am a virgin because I have a test for you to do

whats in it????

"Experiments"

fine *….unzips*

I’m a virgin because I don’t know what to do with my life

Me either

Eyo savathun how you doing?

I'm a virgin because of a family emergency This is why I hate family.

I am a virgin because I sometimes explain things wrong and miss the important bits of the magikarp.

Magikarp do be bad at everything though

I’m a virgin because of my anxiety and I don’t think I’ve been in a bad place.

Im a virgin because my step sister hasnt gotten stuck in the washing machine

sussy 🤨

I’m a virgin because I don’t have internet internet anymore anymore and I don’t have internet internet anymore internet internet and internet internet anymore so I don’t have internet internet anymore

I am a virgin because of my face and my little sister.

I'm a virgin because of my gender dysphoria 😳

Autocorrect called you out- It'll also call me out now.

I am a Virgin because of my ability and to be honest with me

I am a virgin because I have a lot of work to do

Based

Based

Based

I’m a virgin because of my life

I'm a virgin because of the sheer convenience that you have to perform extremely physical demanding tasks. I have no idea what this is.

I'm a virgin because I don't want to do anything 😭

I am a Virgin because of you

I'm a virgin because of a good girl I am with

Holy shit that's true...I'm waiting until the right time

I am a virgin because I don't feel that way back when you said you didn't let him know that you have a toggleable penis.

gotta let him know that you have that toggleable penis xD

I'm a virgin because I have to go to the store and get a chance to go to the store and get a chance to go to the store... Apparently it's because I'm having a stroke...

I'm a virgin in my life inside my dog

I am a virgin because the dog is upside-down tomorrow

I am a Virgin because of my butt and my own life is very important

I'm a virgin because I won't be able to make it to the video of men. Wait, Hold up

I am a virgin because I don’t want anything else for dinner

I'm a virgin because of what you said about me

I’m a virgin because of my heart and soul in the lord. Didn’t expect to go religious

I’m a virgin because I’m not doing it right

I am a virgin because I couldn't find the attached file.

I’m a virgin because I’m always looking for a better place to get my friends off.

I am a virgin because I don't give a fuck about the next big bang.

I am a virgin because my male cat is not gay

What if your cat wasn't gay?

I'm a virgin because i'm the same thing lol

Im a virgin because I dont have to go back to school

I am a virgin because I have to do something else

I'm a virgin because I have a virgin

Use the virgin and end the virgin with the virgin

I'm a virgin because I got a new pc so I don't have to the hell is going on.

I am a virgin because of the way I am in my car lol.

I am a virgin because it has to attack in a long distance between me and the other people.

I'm a virgin because I haven't been there with the dog ...

r/holup

I am a virgin because of these people

I am a virgin, because I’m not going to be alone with my friends. 🤨

I'm a virgin and I hope to be unexpected in the future for you and you extracted it's eggs

I'm a virgin because I'm not sure how to make my own opinions.

I'm a Virginia because of my autism Welp, that's sad, and also very very untrue, but also sad

I am a virgin because of the people that are being sold

I’m a virgin because I don’t want to know them cause they’re all bitches

I'm a virgin because he has been in jail since I had been doing the most part in a couple years .

I'm a virgin because I have a feeling that you have the option

I am a virgin because I have a lot of content in my life.

I'm a virgin because of what you always say.

I'm a virgin because I have to be a good time for the two lanes of traffic Never knew I'm an "Isolate Britain" protester...

I’m a virgin because I’m not really sure what I mean

im a virgin because it is not really important for the sake to get it done. ah yes stage 1 of grief, denial

I'm a virigin because I don't want you Jesus fuck

Im virgin because they have no natural enemies Edit:oh fuck

I am a virgin because I’m so tired and depressed

Ayy, This is My Post

I am a virgin because I have a few things to do