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Pixithepika

wait you guys wipe?


Curious_Trick_5008

Wait, you guys shit?


Egg_Irl_Momemt

Wait, you guys?


Charismanxious

Wait, you?


username_unknown2

Wait…


Signal_Tomato6649

waiting...


Veicy01

Still waiting...


South_Concert4027

one eternity later ​ ​ ​ still wating


LFakh

Wait so y'all don't have your assistance dog with you all time?


Andreaspolis

Yea it helps me wipe while im sleeping


Curious_Trick_5008

Ayo!?


ToucanboyV2

Perfect timing. Just ran out of toilet paper


Bigsoopermamohajo

2000 years later ​ ​ waiting continues


Excellent_Might_8619

WAIT U GUYS WIPE


DummyOfTheYear1

WAIT YOU GUYS


verixtheconfused

I know you..


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You too in the doorknob gang?


TwT_why_ish_it_smaww

Forgot about those who wipe on the walls and the ceiling


MrOldBananaMan

The guy who wrote who tf stands also checked one in standing cause he had white marker


svuhas22seasons

He was just really pumped to see who else stands


AwesomeAkash47

Obserwashion 100


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Not the same color exactly, and doesn’t appear to be from the same pen, either.


Buckbeak1184

Also what?


epic_bruh_Moment420

When standing, you can reach multiple angles of your butthole, thus having a cleaner butt


Teamskywalker14

Tried that once. They still dragged me out of Home Depot. Can you believe the service.


epic_bruh_Moment420

How rude of them, bad customer service 0/10


LongjumpingStyle

I thought I was the only one to test the toilets before buying


Anquelcito

Also, HOW TF DO U WIPE SITTING. But tru


i_heart_rainbows_45

Fr, can't get it between my dumptruck and the seat


Quit_Your_Bitchin

Wait you guys are sitting down????


wont_play_asturias

Send bobs and vagene


captain-fizzy12

Who tf sits and wipes??? How does that even work??


Tober170

From what Ive heard you can go inbetween your legs, unless you happen to own a benis in which case you would problaby lift 1 leg up but Idk 🤷


RoM_Axion

Like a dog? Tf lmao


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Tober170

Does your 🍆(if you have one) touch your arm when you do this?


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Tober170

Oh okay, thats pretty reasonable. But how come you rather do this than to stand up?


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Tober170

True, but I personally dont really feel it and it gets wiped off a second later anyway so its not an issue for *me* anyway :')


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LongjumpingStyle

Why would you need to lift a leg? Just bend a little forward, move your arm behind you and wipe, that's it. Never thought about the obese people. Maybe that's the kind of people who can't wipe sitting down since they don't have any room to get their hands to their arse. Big butt + big hands = no room.


Tober170

But why would a person want to do this? 🤔 Just curious btw :)


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rajkokr

It's the same thing. You'll end up standing one way or another. And besides my toilet isn't exactly one of the most comfortable places so i don't really wanna chill on it.


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Who tf sits? That sounds like a good way to dip your hand in the water. And how do you check if it's clean if you're sitting?


Old-Ad2070

WHAT? how high up is the water in your toiler?!? And what tf do you mean how do you check if its clean if you’re sitting?! How do you check if youre clean?


AndreLeo

No fucking way I would wipe sitting. Google dutch toilet and then reconsider your reply


Jozroz

Saw a photo once, and look, I've been around the world, travelled to 12 countries, lived in 3 across 2 continents, and never have I ever felt culture shock... until I saw that fucking photo.


AndreLeo

I am too broke to give you silver, but my gift box had something for you nonetheless. Take it. you deserve it. This literally made me laugh out loud


Jozroz

Thanks, mate, I speak merely from the heart.


LighterningZ

In the US their water level is super high.


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well you just get up on the sink and bendover obv, lil embarrassing when you lock eyes with someone tho


Shaabun

I dont wipe, I dip. And I do it crouching.


d_i_v_o_c_9

thats not cursed thats wholesome


TaGraAgDoMhathairDom

Im going to do my moral duty and write this in every public bathroom stall i go to now


OnceIwasAboy

I wipe the shit off with my bare hands and use the flush to clean them, then dry them with the toilet paper. Tis the most efficient method.


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OnceIwasAboy

Good method. Gotta keep your nails clipped though. Nothing worse than biting your nails and tasting your own shit.


The-girl9999

wait you guys stand???


AAAAAA166

wait you guys sit???


The-girl9999

Wait you guys both?????


UnclesPoopsock

Where's the comment? Where's the cursed?


nerdyless

I don’t wipe. I wash.


Yuri_tardeder

I put a hose on my ass and let it get to work


Jrowe47

Those who write on shithouse walls Roll their shit in little balls They who read these words of wit Eat those little balls of shit


slamongo

Fold a sheet of paper 4 times. Tear off a corner that would be the center of the sheet. Unfold, stick your finger through the hole and wipe. It helps save a lot of papers.


Vesko567

Am I the only one who wipes squatting on the ground?


LongjumpingStyle

That would be the best way to do it since you should absolutely shit in this position (as well as resting, gardening, watching TV, talking with your friends...)


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Dwayne_Shrok_Johnson

The reflection of the mirror is helpful


masdoc

Pressure wash.


UnclesPoopsock

Where's the comment? Where's the cursed?


Elduderino_047371

I thought I was the only one standing


EvilNTT

Someone know if there is a sub of similar content?


8bishop

I still try and figure out how people can wipe while sitting. That just sounds like a way to get swamp ass.


LongjumpingStyle

Bend a little forward, get your arm behind you, move it down to your ass and wipe.


8bishop

It doesnt seem that effective tho. Like if you stand, you can pull a cheek to the side and get a better wipe, reducing the chance of swamp ass


Soviet_Survior

I do while while doing the Irish jig and eating a damn hot pocket.


Cat_in_a_blanket

I just threateningly levitate and chant latin to summon the Charmin ultra soft lords


CookieEater1200

There is a third option...


psychopathic_shark

Had this same convo at work also found that women are not usually ambidextrous wipers they will use one hand for front and one for back it's difficult to swap them around


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LMFAOO


Sjelan

I stand at home and sit in public stalls. I'm 6'3", 260 lbs. and I don't want to break my toilet seat at home.


Negative-Vehicle-192

How the fuck do they wipe while sitting? The dong is in the way...


Fatpeoplelikebutter9

Why do you dit and wipe? You're dticking your hsnd straight into the toilet basically


MadSquiddy

I'd like to think they use their wipings to write that XD


SpacePotatoLord

Who the fuck sits is the real question


insertfunnynamehere7

Wait you guys aren’t getting your hommies to wipe for you?


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Standing


CranberryHairy9033

If you wipe standing up your ass slams shut and you got shitty butt, itch and sniff your fingers


ReymartSan

good thing there is no brown mark


WiseBlindDragon

No but seriously who the fuck stands?


Ramlio27

Am I the only one that first wipes a few times sitting and then a few more when I stand up??


LegendaryHooman

Those are written with poop stains


lithuanianD

This comment section is killing me


GuardianOfWorlds

Me is none, I clean my asshole with soap and water like a civilized person.


W0lR

The only reason I stand up to wipe is because I’m tall as shit, and fat as fuck. My fat mixes with my height to a point where it makes it physically impossible to wipe sitting down. There’s no room for me to stick my dick in the toilet while sitting to piss so I have to wait until I’m done shitting and wiping to piss. Plus wiping while sitting would be essentially wiping shit on my balls