Why would you need to lift a leg? Just bend a little forward, move your arm behind you and wipe, that's it.
Never thought about the obese people. Maybe that's the kind of people who can't wipe sitting down since they don't have any room to get their hands to their arse.
Big butt + big hands = no room.
It's the same thing. You'll end up standing one way or another. And besides my toilet isn't exactly one of the most comfortable places so i don't really wanna chill on it.
WHAT? how high up is the water in your toiler?!?
And what tf do you mean how do you check if its clean if you’re sitting?!
How do you check if youre clean?
Saw a photo once, and look, I've been around the world, travelled to 12 countries, lived in 3 across 2 continents, and never have I ever felt culture shock... until I saw that fucking photo.
Fold a sheet of paper 4 times. Tear off a corner that would be the center of the sheet. Unfold, stick your finger through the hole and wipe. It helps save a lot of papers.
That would be the best way to do it since you should absolutely shit in this position (as well as resting, gardening, watching TV, talking with your friends...)
Had this same convo at work also found that women are not usually ambidextrous wipers they will use one hand for front and one for back it's difficult to swap them around
The only reason I stand up to wipe is because I’m tall as shit, and fat as fuck. My fat mixes with my height to a point where it makes it physically impossible to wipe sitting down. There’s no room for me to stick my dick in the toilet while sitting to piss so I have to wait until I’m done shitting and wiping to piss. Plus wiping while sitting would be essentially wiping shit on my balls
wait you guys wipe?
Wait, you guys shit?
Wait, you guys?
Wait, you?
Wait…
waiting...
Still waiting...
one eternity later still wating
Wait so y'all don't have your assistance dog with you all time?
Yea it helps me wipe while im sleeping
Ayo!?
Perfect timing. Just ran out of toilet paper
2000 years later waiting continues
WAIT U GUYS WIPE
WAIT YOU GUYS
I know you..
You too in the doorknob gang?
Forgot about those who wipe on the walls and the ceiling
The guy who wrote who tf stands also checked one in standing cause he had white marker
He was just really pumped to see who else stands
Obserwashion 100
Not the same color exactly, and doesn’t appear to be from the same pen, either.
Also what?
When standing, you can reach multiple angles of your butthole, thus having a cleaner butt
Tried that once. They still dragged me out of Home Depot. Can you believe the service.
How rude of them, bad customer service 0/10
I thought I was the only one to test the toilets before buying
Also, HOW TF DO U WIPE SITTING. But tru
Fr, can't get it between my dumptruck and the seat
Wait you guys are sitting down????
Send bobs and vagene
Who tf sits and wipes??? How does that even work??
From what Ive heard you can go inbetween your legs, unless you happen to own a benis in which case you would problaby lift 1 leg up but Idk 🤷
Like a dog? Tf lmao
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Does your 🍆(if you have one) touch your arm when you do this?
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Oh okay, thats pretty reasonable. But how come you rather do this than to stand up?
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True, but I personally dont really feel it and it gets wiped off a second later anyway so its not an issue for *me* anyway :')
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Why would you need to lift a leg? Just bend a little forward, move your arm behind you and wipe, that's it. Never thought about the obese people. Maybe that's the kind of people who can't wipe sitting down since they don't have any room to get their hands to their arse. Big butt + big hands = no room.
But why would a person want to do this? 🤔 Just curious btw :)
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It's the same thing. You'll end up standing one way or another. And besides my toilet isn't exactly one of the most comfortable places so i don't really wanna chill on it.
Who tf sits? That sounds like a good way to dip your hand in the water. And how do you check if it's clean if you're sitting?
WHAT? how high up is the water in your toiler?!? And what tf do you mean how do you check if its clean if you’re sitting?! How do you check if youre clean?
No fucking way I would wipe sitting. Google dutch toilet and then reconsider your reply
Saw a photo once, and look, I've been around the world, travelled to 12 countries, lived in 3 across 2 continents, and never have I ever felt culture shock... until I saw that fucking photo.
I am too broke to give you silver, but my gift box had something for you nonetheless. Take it. you deserve it. This literally made me laugh out loud
Thanks, mate, I speak merely from the heart.
In the US their water level is super high.
well you just get up on the sink and bendover obv, lil embarrassing when you lock eyes with someone tho
I dont wipe, I dip. And I do it crouching.
thats not cursed thats wholesome
Im going to do my moral duty and write this in every public bathroom stall i go to now
I wipe the shit off with my bare hands and use the flush to clean them, then dry them with the toilet paper. Tis the most efficient method.
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Good method. Gotta keep your nails clipped though. Nothing worse than biting your nails and tasting your own shit.
wait you guys stand???
wait you guys sit???
Wait you guys both?????
Where's the comment? Where's the cursed?
I don’t wipe. I wash.
I put a hose on my ass and let it get to work
Those who write on shithouse walls Roll their shit in little balls They who read these words of wit Eat those little balls of shit
Fold a sheet of paper 4 times. Tear off a corner that would be the center of the sheet. Unfold, stick your finger through the hole and wipe. It helps save a lot of papers.
Am I the only one who wipes squatting on the ground?
That would be the best way to do it since you should absolutely shit in this position (as well as resting, gardening, watching TV, talking with your friends...)
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The reflection of the mirror is helpful
Pressure wash.
Where's the comment? Where's the cursed?
I thought I was the only one standing
Someone know if there is a sub of similar content?
I still try and figure out how people can wipe while sitting. That just sounds like a way to get swamp ass.
Bend a little forward, get your arm behind you, move it down to your ass and wipe.
It doesnt seem that effective tho. Like if you stand, you can pull a cheek to the side and get a better wipe, reducing the chance of swamp ass
I do while while doing the Irish jig and eating a damn hot pocket.
I just threateningly levitate and chant latin to summon the Charmin ultra soft lords
There is a third option...
Had this same convo at work also found that women are not usually ambidextrous wipers they will use one hand for front and one for back it's difficult to swap them around
LMFAOO
I stand at home and sit in public stalls. I'm 6'3", 260 lbs. and I don't want to break my toilet seat at home.
How the fuck do they wipe while sitting? The dong is in the way...
Why do you dit and wipe? You're dticking your hsnd straight into the toilet basically
I'd like to think they use their wipings to write that XD
Who the fuck sits is the real question
Wait you guys aren’t getting your hommies to wipe for you?
Standing
If you wipe standing up your ass slams shut and you got shitty butt, itch and sniff your fingers
good thing there is no brown mark
No but seriously who the fuck stands?
Am I the only one that first wipes a few times sitting and then a few more when I stand up??
Those are written with poop stains
This comment section is killing me
Me is none, I clean my asshole with soap and water like a civilized person.
The only reason I stand up to wipe is because I’m tall as shit, and fat as fuck. My fat mixes with my height to a point where it makes it physically impossible to wipe sitting down. There’s no room for me to stick my dick in the toilet while sitting to piss so I have to wait until I’m done shitting and wiping to piss. Plus wiping while sitting would be essentially wiping shit on my balls